Sperm Drains (2007 RLD) - DVD Review

[Snowman]

Sperm Drains, Red Light District, d. Michael Stefano, compilation featuring Tiffany Rayne (covergirl), Marie Luv, Roxy Jezel, Gia Paloma, Haley Scott, Brianna Love, Melissa Lauren, Jasmine Byrne, Hillary Scott, Courtney Cummz, released 11.03.07.

Another name for this disc could be Best of Michael Stefano's Fully Loaded or to be more clever, Fully Loaded Re-Loaded. Whether or not the scenes here really are the "best" of the series is debatable, but there's no doubt most of the scenes here are top notch filth. Unfortunately, there's no mention that these scenes are retreads on the box, and that type of deception by omission is uncool. This disc contains ten scenes lifted from the first four episodes of Fully Loaded. So basically. viewers get about half of the series in one tidy package. However, the running time is about 2:52 (excluding extras), so it appears the scenes have been substantially edited. The good news is, the editing is not too noticable and each scene still runs for about 17 minutes, with heavy emphasis on hardcore anal highlights.

Here's what included:

1. Brianna Love with three guys (Michael Stefano, John Strong and Manuel Ferrara), lifted from Fully Loaded #04.
2. Melissa Lauren with three guys (Michael Stefano, John Strong & Steve Holmes), lifted from Fully Loaded #01.
3. Courtney Cummz and two guys (Michael Stefano & John Strong), lifted from Fully Loaded #03.
4. Roxy Jezel and three guys (Michael Stefano, John Strong & Erik Everhard), lifted from Fully Loaded #02.
5. Haley Scott with three guys (Michael & John Strong & Sean Michaels), lifted from Fully Loaded #04.
6. Gia Palmona with three guys (Michael Stefano, John Strong & Steve Holmes), lifted from Fully Loaded #01.
7. Marie Luv with three guys (Michael Stefano, John Strong & Manuel Ferrara), lifted from Fully Loaded #02.
8. Tiffany Rayne with four guys (Michael Stefano, John Strong, Juan Cuba & Brandon Iron), lifted from Fully Loaded #04.
9. Jasmine Byrne with three guys (Michael, John Strong & Manuel Ferrara), lifted from Fully Loaded #03.
10. Hillary Scott with four guys (Michael Stefano, John Strong, Steve Holmes & Manuel Ferrara), Fully Loaded #03.

Every girl here is fucked vigorously in every hole by the regular RLD tag team. There's at least one internal cum shot in each scene, typically in the ass. Quite a few of the girls squeeze it out which will either repulse or delight viewers. The best scene is the opener with Brianna Love. Brinna simply looks too cute to be engaging in this sort of depravity and that's always a big turn on. She looks especially good taking it up the butt in the doggy position. There's lots of gaping, a2m and a double anal cream pie that she expels onto the carpet. Courtney Cummz' scene is also a winner. She looks fantastic in a black mesh outfit with fishnet stockings. Very good doggy anal penetration and DP sequences with nice facial expressions. The scene ends with another poopchute money shot that she pushes out of her ass in a disgusting way that will no doubt resonate with raincoatcoaters. Other standouts are Roxy's butt blast that starts as a hot one on one in a (dry) shower and winds up as an intense three way and blond hottie Tiffany Rayne who performs a mini gang bang here with two internal anal jizz deliveries.

Surprisingly, just like a regular new release (as opposed to a compilation), the disc contains DVD extras including Behind the Scenes segments and photo shoot footage. But perhaps the best surprise of all is the inclusion of a full bonus movie. Lately RLD has been giving away overstock discs with many of their new titles. In effect it's a buy one, get one free deal! My disc came with Black Dicks in White Chicks #03 , which was released in 2002. Whether or not the bonus discs are all the same for a given titles, or a random grab bag is unknown.

Overall, this is a fine compilation for raincoaters who do not already own the Fully Loaded series. However, don't blame me you ultimately purchase the entire series after viewing Sperm Drains! But for the shady marketing strategy, this disc would have a received a full A rating.

Overall Disc Rating: A-

-- Snowman

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Thanks to Red Light District for providing a screener of this disc.

[HypoLuxa-HermesPan]

Originally Posted by Snowman Overall Disc Rating: A- Quite a few of the girls squeeze it out which will either repulse or delight viewers.

A- huh? I guess we know "you're" delighted!!!

I like that quote. There is no gray with anal cream pies.

[Snowman]

Originally Posted by HypoLuxa-HermesPan A- huh? I guess we know "you're" delighted!!!

Not necessarily. That would be true if raincoat appeal were the only criteria I consider and I permitted my own subjective preferences to reign supreme. But in reality, my rating system is holistic and complicated. When I rate a movie, I think about lots of things. Sexual content (appropriate to the intended viewer) is important, but so are other considerations such as the cast, production values and bang for the buck.

Once I tried to quantify the types of things I factor in as a strategy to guide guest reviewers from falling into the trap of critiquing movies solely on content and the degree it turned them on. The result was the "New experimental SRR rating system" used in the "flash" review format. An example is this review of Big Wet Asses #05. I think this rating system works well for me, but I can't say it was successful with guest reviewers. I continually see ratings by them that baffle me.

As far as anal creampies, I personally think it's both "repulsive and delightful" at the same time. These kind of acts are delightful because they are repulsive. It's a seedy thrill to watch some foxy chick willingly engage in totally base behavior for money while the camera is rolling. A large part of the appeal is just the idea that she's doing something so shocking. One of the more fascinating aspects of porn for me has always been the underlying psychological currents such as submission, dominance, shame, and humiliation. I also find the discongruities that are often present intriguing, i.e. innocence and whoredom, beauty and filth, love and respect versus exploitation and abuse.