Jailbait #04 (Erik Everhard / Jules Jordan) - dvd review

[Caroline-NL]

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Jailbait #04, Erik Everhard / Jules Jordan Video, d. Erik Everhard, 2007 -- featuring Kylee Reese, Aubrey Addams, Nikki Kane, Tyler Stevens, Brianna Love, Riley Winter and Hannah West. Released 10.30.07.

Today, I am not reviewing some "strange" foreign porn movie, but instead a recent movie from the famous USA based Jules Jordan Video company. I really like the boxcover style of JJ, it reminds me of Pop Art of the 70s. But when I watched my first JJ movie 3 years ago, I was a little disappointed, because it is mainstream US porn, contrary to his unusual covers. Here in the Netherlands, JJ movies are displayed in the "gonzo" section. I think this is unfair, because his production values and presentation are often much higher than the usual gonzo stuff. Also the women aren't treated badly, as in most gonzo movies.

Jailbait #04 consists of 2 DVDs, running about 4 hours plus additional bonus material. I don't want to review every scene in detail. Erik Everhard directed this, not Jules Jordan, but his style is almost identical. It was a little funny to read the disclaimer: "All actors are 18 and only are playing roles of adults etc." Of course all are 18, but many scenes do insinuate, that the models play roles of younger girls. One wouldn't expect to find a 19 year old girl playing jumping rope and talking like a very, very young teen would they? In my opinion, the minimum age for porn should be lowered to 15 years, but that's another topic. Oppressive laws lead on to this nonsense.

All of the young women are attractive, but I wouldn't expect all of them in such a high level series. All scenes center around the "barely 18" topic, something that men are always so fascinated with. Aubrey Addams and Kylee Reese are two attractive blondes. They start with a lesbian sequence. The girls laugh quite a lot, but the supposed fun doesn't look too genuine. Mr. Pete and Erik Everhard himself join the scene. The sex isn't really bad, but neither is it very good. Why? When I have sex with a girlfriend and two male friends, I never would forgo licking a prick together with my girlfriend, sucking it for a short time and than sharing the cock with my girlfriend. It's the most natural thing you do when two girls have sex with one man (or even with 2 men, like in this scene). But you don't see this here. Later Mr. Pete cums in Aubrey's mouth and Kylee then kisses her. The two girls then share the cum. It looked to me, as if they followed a scene treatment, instead of really having fun together. It was uninspiring.

All the other scenes are so average, that I don't obligated to describe them here in detail, except for the following observations:

Scene 3: Tyler Stevens is really attractive. She fucks (or perhaps it is better to say is fucked by) Steve Holmes and Erik Everhard. The sex isn't very arousing. She hesitates a few times and didn't really appear to be enjoying her time with Steve, even if she does grins and smiles. The illustrated "happiness" is just mockery of true pleasure. Her next partner is Eric, who seems to suit her better, but truly enjoying sex to the fullest looks different.

Scene 5: Scene five with Riley Winter bored me because of the idiotic story and the length. Riley plays a cheerleader and is asked to pose for photos, step by step. You can guess the rest. Sean Michaels and Tee Reel ask her if she wants to do "more". Of course she does! She isn't my type of girl and her excessive moaning annoyed me, but she fucks very good.

Scene 6: The only scene that really aroused me was the last scene with Hannah West. I think it is no coincidence that this scene is placed at the end of the movie. But again the story line is moronic. It even made me angry.

Mr. Pete is selling pills (i.e. "drugs"). Business is good (contrary to the US porn biz, it seems). Mr. Pete spies Hannah playing in a park. She has pigtails and is jumping rope. Hannah talks like a ten year old girl and the evil Mr. Pete offers her a "candy" - of course it is really one of his strange pills. He lures her into his car and after the pill takes effect, Hannah gives him head in the car. This is the type of story line that feeds hungry anti-porn feminists. Is it really necessary to allude that the girl is minor? Even if this is only a role playing she is sort of trapped here. The unsaid message of this episode is "young women only enjoy sex if they are taken by surprise and on drugs." Even if this is camp, it's just nonsense. Its the old - drugs-rape-porn-crime cliche.

The sex scene with Hannah and Mr. Pete and Everhard is the best. Both of them fuck her at the same time and she really enjoys it. The negative is that she doesn't try to give both of them head, or at least one after another. There is too few interactions, and this is the problem with the whole movie. I have only very rarely seen 2 on 1 scenes, where the men act as if they were alone with the woman.

Hannah's double penetration is a rare exception here, but even with this scene, there's no real chemistry between the two male actors. First Pete cums in Hannah's mouth, then he leaves!. Minutes later, after another fuck sequence with Hannah, Erik cums on her face. She licks it off with great passion. Hannah is a very attractive brunette, but I enjoyed it more when she her hair was colored red. She has the perfect "red hair" face and is red hot too! I enjoyed this scene and in my view, this scene alone is worth the rental fee. However, I would never would buy this movie. All the fucking sequences, excluding the first scene, go on too long. On a more positive note, as usual on JJ's movies, the use of colors is commendable. JJ's movies look much more colorful than most other porn movies.

I had difficulty understanding everything the male actors said. There was some of the usual macho talk, but it wasn't as degrading as many other gonzo titles. If I should rate this, compared to what porn movies really can offer, it would be a 2/10. If I have to rate it compared to other generic US porn, I can give a 5/10. One big plus: The picture quality is excellent!

Bonus material: The usual "behind the scenes", trailers, picture show are included. The "Behind the scenes" material is absolutely uninteresting. If no one really has anything to say, directors should abandon this type of bonus material. Perhaps porn actresses should write the story treatments in the future, if the directors have no ideas.

In sum Jailbait #04 isn't really isn't a bad porn movie, but just a slightly below-average movie by JJ's standard. There are tens of thousands of porn movies that are much, much, much worse.

Overall Disc Rating: 5/10

-- Caroline-NL (edited by Snowman)

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[Bigboi]

Nice review Caroline I liked Jailbait 3.

[Snowman]

Here are some pretty girl and production stills from Jailbait #04 courtesy of Jules Jordan Productions.

First up is Aubrey Addams and Kylee Reese playing doctor!

[Caroline-NL]

Originally Posted by Bigboi Nice review Caroline I liked Jailbait 3.

Thanks for the compliment, Bigboi. I think I will never be a big fan of US porn. Excluding WICKED and some other classics. Its just too constructed and too artificial, if I compare it with our dutch porn movies of the 80s and 90s....... WICKED is very constructed too, but they have very sophisticated movies. Especially the releases of the last 1-5 months had an incredibly high quality standard.

( I cant say this from our latest dutch releases. Now they almost look like average US porn movies, almost everything now is targetted to the world market, most of our dutch movies are even in NTSC, even if we have the better PAL TV standard here. I wonder, if I have to pay my rentals in $ the next time. )