“Seasoned Players 4” DVD Review – Tom Byron Pictures (2008)

[quagmire]

Seasoned Players 4
“MILF Superstars”

Directed by Tom Byron for Tom Byron Pictures

Starring: Ginger Lynn, Amber Lynn, Keisha, Kylie Ireland, Lisa Ann and Tom Byron

Around 155 minutes for the feature which does not including the bonus material: Extra interviews, Photo galleries and Trailers.

Here are some highlights from the sex scenes and my comments.

Scene 1 – Ginger Lynn

Scene opens with Tom Byron interviewing Ginger Lynn. They talk of their past with a few quick cutaways of present day Ginger posing and showing off her body. And boy, what a body it was back in the ’80 when she was porn royalty. Ginger Lynn is one of my all time favorites and in her day was one of the nastiest and best looking performers there was. A multitalented performer who truly enjoyed fucking on camera. How lucky we were to be able to watch her do her thing. I mean, just how many guys could she accommodate at one time and still want more? Many times it was Ginger who fucked the guys, and she knew how to fuck them real good. A true superstar from the video tape era. But sadly, like so many others from that era, she is slowly becoming forgotten as time marches on.

But to see her now these many years later, with her big butt and failed attempts at hiding her belly, is not something I ever wanted to see. As a performer I prefer my memories of who she once was over who she is now. I truly hope that she is, and this goes for the others as well, are performing here because they want to do this and not because they need to.

They both give and receive oral including rim jobs. They first do dogg then cow girl before moving onto anal mish. In a while anal reverse cow girl leads to anal dogg where he pops both on and in her ass. A lot of this was just disappointing to see and unpleasant to watch. It is so sad and humbling that it hurts. But once or twice, when she looked at the camera, you could see that old sparkle in her eyes that was just so damn hot…

Scene 2 – Amber Lynn

As all the scenes do, it opens with Tom giving an interview with quick posing cutaways as they talk of the past. Did you know that Ambers brother is Buck Adams? She looks good. And while I’m also familiar with her past work, I was not that big of a fan.

Things start off with Amber giving Tom an extended oral session including lots of rimming and some titty fucking. All straight sex including mish, the cow girl positions and dogg. He pops on her face and tits while she’s on her knees. Actually, not a bad MILF scene.

Scene 3 – Keisha

Interviews and Posing. I once got a VHS that had her name on it thinking she was an Asian star. Other then her name I remember very little about her. Here she’s a little big and soft.

Tom starts things with some ass play and rimming. Keisha then blows him and they go to straight mish, cow girl then side-by-side. He pops on her tits after having some fun with them.

Scene 4 – Kylie Ireland

Interviews and posing. I recognized her more as a blond then here with the red hair. Sorry, I don’t recall any particulars about her.

Lots of oral and rimming for each. Straight cow girl then lots of anal mish, the anal cow girl positions and anal dogg. He pops on her face and breasts after some titty humping. This scene is the nastiest of the entire feature thanks to Kylie.

Scene 5 – Lisa Ann

Interviews and posing. During the interview Lisa says that she and Kylie entered the biz the same year but Lisa seems much newer to me. I’m familiar with Lisa from things I have seen on the internet. She has big tits and is probably the best looking of the lot at this time.

They share oral favors and its all straight sex starting with reverse cow girl on the way to a mish position. He pops after on her tits and face after some titty fucking fun. Real nice MILF scene but it was too little to late. But after that first scene there was just no way this one could be saved.

Comments

I’m so turned off by the first scene with Ginger Lynn that I’m relieved I don’t have to watch this thing any more. If this had featured any ordinary older women and not older port stars I don’t think I would feel so negative about all this. Perhaps if it just hadn’t featured Ginger Lynn…

Just so you know, I’m a little older then Tom Byron who is the oldest performer in this feature. I’m no longer turned-on by people who are now in my own age group, which includes most of the performers in this feature. My tastes of today aren’t that dramatically different from what I watched in the ‘80’s when Ginger was Queen. I’ve gotten older, but the performers haven’t. And isn’t that part of the reason we do porn? For the fantasies of things we either can’t have or can no longer do. Getting old sucks.

That’s part of my problem with the scene featuring Ginger Lynn. To see her now tarnishes my memories of her. If she looks like that now means that I also look like that now. If she’s a bit heavy then I’m fat. If she’s unattractive or undesirable then – HOLY SHIT! You see what this damn thing has done to me! I think I’ll go get some a malt liquor, put on some old AC/DC and try to forget all this…become somebody else someplace else… and if I’m lucky… I just might run into my gal pal Ginger... I know just where to look…

Skip it, Rent it or Buy it

For the purposes of this review, Seasoned Players 4 it is a Rent it. If older women or MILFs is your thing, or if you were a fan of these performers, then you may like this. But for some of us old farts I’d have to say use caution. It just may not be worth it. Keep your dreams and fantasies alive!

[Snowman]

Thanks for the review Quag!

Here's the box cover, additional information, shopping links and a counter point from a customer review at AVU.

Tom Byron is back with another installment of Season Players, it’s where the hottest superstar cum out and play. Familiar faces and newer stars are going to give you 100% satisfaction! And they are doing it all. From nasty blowjobs to ball deep anal, it’s definitely a collector’s item in the making.

"Still Sexxy ... If you're a fan of any of these ladies then, this dvd is a must have for your collection. Ginger Lynn and Keisha are just as sexxy as ever. I especially enjoyed the interviews. This dvd is well worth the money. -- djhazs

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