Two from Teravision - Squirtfest & Glamcore DVD Reviews (2007)

[Snowman]

Alex Braun's Squirtfest, Teravision, d. Alex Braun -- featuring Cassie Young, Ava Lauren, Sara Fey, Jamie Tyler, Bianca Dagger. Street date 12.06.07.

Official Synopsis: 100% Real Squirting! A Gang-Bang Gushing Sextravaganza! Normally it would be simply called an orgy...but under the expert direction of the 'King of Squirt' himself, award-winning director Axel Braun, it turns into a fucking squirtfest! The girls are gushing like geysers, and getting pounded like crazy in this unique and phenomenal sextravangaza. Are you ready to jump on this x-rated rollercoaster? Then strap yourself for the ride of your life, and... get ready to get wet!

Squirtfest portrays an elegant orgy with five attractive ladies and three guys. The entire cast is Caucasian and all the girls except for Cassie are brunettes. All the starlets are dressed in classy black evening dresses. There's no set-up or dialog to speak of and all the action takes place in one large living room with European style furnishings. The camera leisurely roams around the room focusing on a variety of standard fare boy-girl and girl-girl action. The set is lit very brightly and has a distinct "shot on video" look that is almost retro.

The first squirting event happens about fourteen minutes into the movie during a memorable cowgirl sequence. Many more follow. At about twenty-four minutes, there's a enthusiastic and powerful gushing squirt sequence in the mish position. This is followed by some suspect reverse cowgirl "squirting" that comes out in a steady stream that might remind viewers of another kind of bodily fluid. Beautiful blond Cassie Young gets her squirt on with the help of a stud's hand who then lets her taste it. As so it goes for another fifteen minutes or so. Two of the girls share a open mouth cum shot from one guy at the end. Note that despite being an orgy scene, there is no anal or DP action whatsoever. The movie wraps up in just a hair over an hour. This is rather surprising in the era of three hour extravaganzas with four or five scenes. It's also possible the rough, pre-production screener Teravision sent to me was not complete. Who knows?

Ultimately, Squirtfest is a good choice for viewers who want to see white girls who squirt in the context of a relatively polite orgy. It's also appropriate for couples who might want to see something a little bit kinky, but not anything too extreme.

Overall Disc Rating: C

-- Snowman

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Glamcore, Teravision, d. Ethan Kane -- featuring Samatha Ryan, Annette Schwarz, Bobbi Starr, Faith Leon, Katrina Kat. Date of production 02.27.07. Street date 10.10.07.

Official Synopsis: If you've ever wanted to see what happens when the worlds of glamour modeling and hardcore porn collide, now's your chance. In Glamcore, gorgeous models step off the runways and into the back alleys, where they get down and dirty just like you always knew they could. Watch as [the starlets] strip off the gauzy lingerie and get down to the hardest soft-focus fucking you'll ever see! Brought to you by Teravision, the home of elegant hardcore. Elegance, beauty, sexuality, the embodiment of glamour. Join this display of man's infatuation with glamorous women, where pure bathing beauties stride from the catwalk into the world of hardcore.

I like the idea of this disc. Glamorous fashion models that fall into the dark world of pornography sounds like a promising concept. However, the execution of this idea falls short here. There's no plot to speak of despite the synopsis and to describe the content here as having much to do with "glamour" is a bit of a stretch. The setting for all the scenes is a large set with rotating platform that serves as a stage. Sometimes it contains a table and/or mattress with frumpy sofa covers of various colors. There's a bank of studio lights on the far side of the stage during the opening tease sequences where the girls "stride from the catwalk." Otherwise, the room is pitch black except for the action which is well lit. There are five sex scenes here, four of which are standard boy girl fare and one girl/girl with some toy action. The action never gets too nasty, so this disc is best suited for couples looking for something inoffensive. However, due to the stark surroundings and lack of dialog, the sex seems somewhat impersonal -- just two strangers fucking in a dark room on a brightly lit sound stage. This movie was a real walk in the park for raincoater Annette Schwarz. Visually, Glamcore looks quite good and the "glam" style tease sequences at the start of each scene are one of the best things about this disc. The running time of this feature is a brisk ninety one minutes.

Since Teravision only sent me a rough, pre-production screener, I cannot describe the DVD extras. The back of the Glamcore DVD advertises a photo gallery and behind the scene segment.

Overall Disc Rating: C+

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