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Default “Blow Job Queen #5” DVD Review – NPO (2008)

The Search for the next American Blow Job Queen # 5

Directed by Craig Valentine for New Porn Order Productions, Inc.

Staring Autumn Skye, Misty Magenta, Kara Tai, Peyton, Patricia, Fury, Kira, Lisa, Shy Treats, Katy King, Misty Jane and Craig Valentine

Around 106 min. not including the bonus material: Behind the Scenes, Photo Galleries and more.

A real quick look at the sex scenes and some commits.
All Scenes feature Craig Valentine and are shot in his POV.

Scene 1 – Autumn Skye

Craig is talking to Autumn, she has an upcoming scene in some kind of porno they are both involved with. He tells her that he has reports from her last shoot that she gives terrible blow jobs and isn’t sure he can use her now. She disagrees and goes about showing how good of a blow job she can give. Lots of double hand action with some ball licking. At the end she sucks and jacks him off into her mouth and swallows it all down.

Scene 2 – Misty Magenta

Misty also has a scene coming up but the male talent isn’t coming in saying that he broke his dick. Craig says that maybe he doesn’t want to work with her because she may possibly be a bad lay. She asks for a try out to prove him wrong saying “Would you like me to show you how good my mouth is?” She does some deep throating and they chit-chat at times here and there. It all ends as she jacks him into her open mouth. After licking up the load he says “I’ll have to put you in a move now”.

Scene 3 – Kara Tai

Kara had just finished shooting a sex scene else ware and is talking to Craig. He tells her that he was told the scene was ‘horrible’ and the blow-job was ‘pathetic’. “Let me just show you a little something” she says and off they go. She takes him deep, often sucking and massaging his dick and balls. She jacks him off at pop time and his load goes all over the back of her hand.

Scene 4 – Peyton

Payton was told to see Craig and he tells her that her last sex scene was boring and not that good. “I’m going to have to prove them wrong” she says and the blow job action starts. Some cock and ball licking and she takes him deep. Later she jacks him off into her cupped hand and plays with this load. “Maybe I’ll give you the job” he says. “I told you I’m not bad” she replies.

Scene 5 – Patricia

Scene starts with Patricia already between Craig’s legs doing the oral deed. Lots of attention to his balls and not much hand action in this scene with very little dialog. At the end she jacks him off onto his stomach.

Scene 6 – Fury and Kira

The girls are chatting with one another when Craig says they have to leave because two other girls will soon be coming in to suck his dick. “Why can’t we?” they ask. “Because you were terrible in that scene last week” he says. “Prove him wrong” says Fury and she and Kira begin to suck his cock. Some double blowing and ball work from the two but no interaction between the girls. Fury later jacks him to make him pop.

Scene 7 – Lisa

Outside Craig and Lisa are chatting. “I’m going to give you head” she announces and gets to her knees to do just that as Craig sits in a chair. Some ball and dick licking but mostly one hand stroking and head bobbing. Lots of back ground noise and people talking around them. Somebody asks Craig if he can get them a beer and others committing about what they are doing. At one point you see a naked guy watching off in the background. When it’s time he pops on her chin.

Scene 8 – Shy Treats

Shy is not very happy because she lost a scene she was about to shoot to another girl. “Can I get in the shoot if I blow you?” she asks and soon gets between his knees. Some quick tittie action but mostly her hand milking his cock as her head bobbs up and down. He later pops on her chin.

Scene 9 – Katy King & Misty Jane

“We want to be in a blow job video” the two girlfriends ask. Misty first gives Katy a taste before going to work on Craig’s cock. The girls occasionally talk to each other and sometimes lick his balls as the other bobbs on his cock. Misty gets some cow girl action for the only non sucking action in this feature. She goes for some puss to mouth fun for Craig to enjoy before Katy takes over the oral action. He will pop in her mouth and the girls play with his load through kissing.

Comments

This is a good example of how something branded as shot in HD doesn’t guarantee that it will look good. The overall poor quality of the lighting, the camera placement and the microphone location all contribute to make this a dull affaire. The POV style shooting in this feature is not as versatile or imaginative as can be found in many other titles. The majority of the action takes place with the guy on his back, the talent between his legs and the camera position basically set to the right of his head. Rarely did this single camera angle or location change and there is no zooming into or out of the action. Many very long lasting takes of the girls head and hands bobbing up and down, up and down and up and down. The microphone was also mounted on or near the video camera. You can clearly hear him speak, grunt, pant and make other noises which dominate any dialoged or sounds from the girls…especially when he was about to pop. There are no real stand out performances or scenes to be found in this one.
A positive thing is that all the girls get naked near the beginning of their scenes, and that’s always a good thing. It’s also interesting to see the many different styles and techniques each girl uses while performing their Blow Jobs.
According to the Adult CD Universe this is Fury’s only video and Misty Jane and Katy King’s debut. Also, in the BTS, Kara Tai mentions that this is her first non-internet based blow-job.

Overall Disc Rating for Blow Job Queen # 5: C-
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Default Re: “Blow Job Queen #5” DVD Review – NPO (2008)

Thanks for the review Quag!

Here's the boxcover, additional information and more shopping links for The Search for the Next American Blow Job Queen #05.




Street Date: May 02, 2008

Studio Synopsis: "The Blow Job Queen has stepped aside and the title is vacant! Lets see which one of these cocksucking sluts can take the prize. This is some of the hottest POV blowjob action to date with a bit of sex thrown in for fun."

Director: Craig Valentine

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