The Accidental Hooker
Directed by Brad Armstrong for Wicked Pictures.
Staring Kaylani Lei, Shyla Stylez, Victoria Sin, Mikayla. Devon Lee, Jennifer Dark,
With Brad Armstrong, Deep Threat, David Stanley, Niko, Tommy Gunn, Barrett Blade, Chris Cannon, Derrick Pierce and Marcus London & Barry Scott.
Around 129 min. not including the bonus material: Behind the Scenes, Bonus Scenes, Previews and much more.
Halloween is right around the corner and Wicked Pictures has given us a treat.
But please note: do not view any of the bonus material until after you have finished the feature! There is a surprise at the end and the bonus material will give it all away.
The Feature opens with Kaylani Lei walking the streets of Hollywood. She’s looking real good in her street girl outfit as she locates a specific address, knocks and is let in. She is going to give an interview to the character played by Marcus London and Barry Scott who is the sound guy. “Hi there, I’m Silvia and I’m a hooker” she says to the camera then proceeds to tell her story. She talks of how flirting on the internet and meeting Brad Armstrong (Marcus) on line. They agreed to meet for the first time in a motel room and this begins the features first sex scene. They waste no time in getting started with some fingering and lots of oral pleasuring for them both to enjoy. As all the guys will do, Brad dons a condom and dogg is up first. They then move onto the reverse cow girl position where she delivers some puss to mouth action. Then, while Brad is pile-driving Kaylani in the center of the bed, when he pulls out and pops on her face. In the morning she awakes along and discovers he had left behind an envelope with money inside on the night stand next to the bed.
For the second sex scene she tells how Marcus was supposed to pick her up at the airport for another of their many encounters. But inside the limo it’s not Marcus but Deep Threat. She doesn’t know him but takes the envelope when it is offered as the limo pulls away. While driving around town she starts things off by giving him a blow job. They then go dogg then cow girl before she jacks him into her mouth. Soon after this scene ends comes a quick non-sex scene featuring David Stanley. She is learning to accept what she does and here she finishes dressing just after completing the act. She quickly leaves him to go back to work out on the street.
She next tells the interviewer about her life on the street and how she had much to learn. For this third sex scene she tells how she sometimes would sometimes join a more seasoned pro and play the voyeur to watch, learn and sometimes join in. Here she is sitting in a chair next to the bed she watches Victoria Sin with her customer Niko. They spend some time making out and doing oral for each other before going mish and dogg. Through out the scene Kaylani plays with herself and sometimes will kisses and caresses Victoria before returning to the chair. Victoria and Niko do anal cow girl where he will pop on her back. Kaylani then licks up this load and passes it to Victoria with kisses.
For the fourth sex scene she is telling the interviewer about how she learned that sex with couples is always interesting and we see Kaylani having dinner with Shyla Stylez and Tommy Gunn. For desert they enjoy caressing and kissing each other before Shyla goes back and forth giving oral to both Kaylani and Tommy. Soon Kaylani joins her and both girls give him some double oral fun. Then Tommy goes dogg with Shyla and Kaylani gives him some puss to mouth action. Now on the kitchen island Tommy goes back and forth mish with both girls before going reverse cow girl with Kaylani. Then it’s more double blow job fun for Tommy and he pops on their tongues.
Marcus asks her “Tell us of some of the more interesting Chaps” and she tells the story of her encounter with Chris Cannon. He is a rich dude and they are the only people in a theater watching an Opera. She uses her fancy gloved hands to give him a hand job to completion as he as they watch the performance.
Next we watch as she describes an encounter with another guy, Barrett Blade, who she gave a blow job to in the front seat of his car as it went through a car wash.
Now comes a bit of a long interview sequence that all leads up the final sex scene. It’s an orgy featuring Kaylani, Devon Lee, Jennifer Dark, Mikayla, Deep Threat and Derrick Pierce. It’s a dark and plush setting with everybody is drinking from fancy crystal glasses. Kaylani and Jennifer start things off with some fun together in the middle of the room. Soon Jennifer and Devon join Deep and Kaylani and Mikayla join Derrick and lots of oral situations follow. Devon goes dogg while Mikayla goes cow girl before Kaylani and Devon change partners. Derrick and Devon will go reverse cow girl as Mikayla has some fun with a toy. Jennifer goes for some reverse cow girl fun as Kaylani helps thing along. Both guys pop as the girls give them some double oral action.
Back to the interview for the ending of the feature where a little secret is revealed that I’m not going to talk about. Except that it is Halloween themed and the secret is given away in several of the DVDs many bonus features…just watch them after.
Commits
Wicked Pictures along with director Brad Armstrong bring us this tour-de-force staring Kaylani Lei. She participates in all seven of the sex scenes along with a deleted scene featuring the interviewer and the sound guy found in the bonus section. She gives and receives oral from both the guys and gals and does many different positions throughout this feature. However there isn’t really anything new in this one and it is mostly all safe, sane and nicely presented. That may not be a good thing for her non-fans who may not be satisfied with the majority of the sex scenes presented here. Also Kaylani fans will be disappointed that she never gets totally naked. She pulls up and down her clothing to reveal her nice bits but never takes her clothes all the way off.
The story is an easy one to follow. It’s Silvia talking about her life as a hooker along with several sex scenes that show what she is describing while giving an interview. Some very nice camera work along with some dark and moody lighting in several of the scenes keep things interesting. I rarely ever mention the bonus materials but they all pretty good here except for the bloopers which is mostly unfunny flubbed lines. This is a good one to watch on a dark and stormy night…
Overall Disc Rating for The Accidental Hooker: B +