“Smokin’ Hot Asians” – DVD Review – Teravision (2009)

[quagmire]

"Smokin' Hot Asians"

Directed by Spyder Jonez for Terravision

Staring Asa Akira, Mia Smiles, Crissy Moon, Kina Kai & Evelyn Lin.
All Scenes feature Spyder Jonez.

Around 110 min. not including the bonus features and trailers.

A quick look at the sex scenes with commits at the end.

Scene 1 – Asa Akira

Pretty Asa gives a good interview then gives him oral. Reverse cowgirl leading to pile driving with some dogg action follows. More oral action is next on the way to some mish fun before he jacks onto her face.

Scene 2 – Mia Smiles

They talk for a bit as Mia gets nasty with herself before giving him oral. Some mish action follows then cowgirl before she gives some puss-to-mouth fun. Reverse cowgirl and more oral action before they do mish. He’ll then jack himself onto her face.

Scene 3 – Crissy Moon

A quick interview with Crissy before she shows off her fine body. She gives oral first then they do cowgirl. Puss-to-mouth action follows on the way to mish then dogg. More oral action leading to reverse cowgirl and some mish styling before he jacks into her mouth.

Scene 4 – Kina Kai

Kina gives a nice interview before posing and showing off her body. She gives oral before they do dogg and have some reverse cowgirl fun. Mish and cowgirl action follows then he will jack himself onto her face.

Scene 5 – Evelyn Lin

A quick talk with Evelyn before it’s oral time. Reverse cowgirl followed by some puss-to-mouth action then cowgirl. More oral fun leading to dogg then mish. Reverse cowgirl action is next with more oral before he jacks onto her tongue.

Commits

To cut right to the chase - I didn’t like this one.
In my quagmire of porn I generally don’t want to notice the male talent. It’s all about the girls and not about the guys. For this title the only male talent is Spyder Jonez. He’s stocky, uninspiring to watch and very distracting with his many tattoos. For example, when I see him using his hands and fingers to caress his partner’s good parts, all I see is the ugliness of the tattoos that harshly mask his hands and fingers. They take my attention away from the female performers and soil them both. I see them as something unpleasant and foreign groping at his partners. This became more of an art or fetish piece then the porn I seek and enjoy.

In addition his performances were all rather common and offered nothing new. Through out many of the scenes the overall action is unemotional and unconvincing. Often, when he tried to be ruff with the girls by pinching and slapping at them, they rarely reacted or even seem to notice.

But the interviews at the beginning of the scenes with Asa Akira and Kina Kai are good and worth a listen. They are also the best of the five scenes in this one. The final scene features Evelyn Lin. By the time that scene ended she was looking pained and ready to get the hell out. So was I. But what turns me off may just be the ticket for somebody else. Who knows…?

Additional information about Spyder Jones is HERE

Overall Rating for “Smokin’ Hot Asians”: C

[Snowman]

Thanks for the detailed review Quag!

Here's the box cover, synopsis, shopping links and other information about Smokin' Hot Asians.

"Sultry, demure, super sexy sluts! What starts out so sweet and innocent, ends up dirty, decadent and facilaized. See these whorientals suck and fuck the monster cock, scream, choke, and of course, in true Rockstar fashion, drown in massive facial cumshots. Watch these Asian nymphos beg for more and get blindfolded by a huge cock... enter the dickfold!?"

Released: 02.27.09

DVD [Adult Video Universe] [Gamelink] [Action-DVD]
VOD [Action-DVD] [Gamelink]

Thanks to Teravision for providing a screener of this disc!

[BongoGigilo]

Quagmire, I agree with your review of this video. While the interviews were interesting the sex was lame. Spyder Jonez is more interested in himself than the model's he's having sex with. As I mentioned in the Asa Akira thread, while she isn't doing anal, and mentions in the interview she's saving herself, Spyder does manage to shove his thumb up her ass while fucking her.