“This Ain’t STAR TREK XXX” DVD Review – Hustler (2009)

[quagmire]

This Ain’t STAR TREK XXX

Directed by Axel Braun for Hustler

Staring Jenna Haze, Sasha Grey, Aurora Snow, Jada Fire, Codi Carmichael, Anthony Rosano, Tony de Sergio, Jaymez Doohan, Ero Sennin, Evan Stone, Nick Manning, Cheyne Collins

Around 116 min. for the feature.
In this Two Disk Set the second disk contains the majority of the bonus material. Included is a non-sex version of this parody.

A quick look at the feature

Space…and the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) is on patrol. They intercept a distress call then locate the SS Botany Bay. Receiving no response, Captain Kirk (Evan Stone), Spock (Tony de Sergio) and Dr. 'Bones' McCoy (Cheyne Collins) beam onboard to investigate. They discover three crewmembers in hibernation, two female and one male whose has vital signs are severely low. Kirk, Bones and the male beam back to the Enterprise leaving Spock behind to investigate.

“Looking for love, Vulcan?” says the suddenly awoken Ruth (Jenna Haze). She soon goes to her knees to give him a lengthy blowjob. No, it seems the Vulcan is not immune to temptations of the flesh. She rips a hole in her space-age paints to expose her good parts and Spock goes for standing dogg. “Fuck me, Vulcan” she’ll say and “Fuck my alien pussy”. She gives puss to mouth action regularly as they move onto reverse-cowgirl, cowgirl and some side-by-side action. Spock then jacks his Vulcan spunk onto her waiting tongue. Surprisingly, it wasn’t green.

Meanwhile Bones is examining the ill male (Nick Manning) who tells him that his name is Kahn. The same character from the movie “STAR TREK II – The Wrath of Kahn”. This parody is Hustlers retelling of the original TV episode that introduced Kahn in “Space Seed” first aired on 6 Feb 1967.

Capt. Kirk has Lt. Marla McGivers (Aurora Snow), the ships Historian, question Kahn. He is more interested in letting her hair down and soon the interrogator is on her knees giving Kahn oral. Dogg follows as does straight and anal reverse-cowgirl, straight and anal cowgirl, some side-by-side action then mish. He jacks into her mouth saying “Ahhh cummm Kahnnn!!!”

Capt. Kirk is waiting as the other female survivor from the SS Botany Bay is beamed aboard the Enterprise. Chandra (Sasha Grey) materializes and she truly is sexiest Vulcan you’ll ever see. She informs the Captain that she has important information about Kahn but first they must remedy her affliction – Pon Farr – the Vulcan Blood Fever of horniness.

Still on the Transporter platform, she sucks his cock before they move onto doing sixty-nine. Reverse cowgirl follows as is more oral fun. Then with them both standing, they go for it with one of her legs over his shoulder. He then licks her puss followed by some side-by-side action then dogg. Afterwards he’ll jack into her mouth.

Kahn declares he must take “take control of this ship” so HE can give the leadership that is missing in the universe. Lt. McGivers agrees to help. She releases the dreaded PSI 2000 virus into Sickbay and Nurse Christine Chapel (Codi Carmichael) is the first victim. Dr. McCoy says that the quick release of Endorphins into her blood stream can cure her…like what happens when one has an orgasm.

So Nurse Chapel works on herself with a silver vibrator and is able to cure herself. But now the good Doctor has the virus and the Nurse knows how to help. She sucks on Bones’ boner before he licks her puss. They go for mish, reverse-cowgirl then have some side-by-side action before he jacks into her mouth. Both are now cured.

On the Bridge are Capt. Kirk, Cmdr. Spock and Lt. Uhura (Jada Fire) when Kahn comes on the screen to tell them that the ship is infected with the virus. He demands Kirk give him command or he will not give them the antidote. But James Tiberius Kirk, already showing signs of the virus, knows the cure. With Mr. Spock they approaches the Communications Officer for the cure.

Still sitting in her chair, Uhura trades off giving both Kirk and Spock oral. The Ships Captain then rips open her uniform stockings to do dogg while she continues to suck the Vulcan’s cock. “Damn it, Spock, you’re half human” cries the Captain, “You’ve got to fuck her!” and they swap positions. He will do mish and receive more oral saying “Uhura, Suck your Captains cock” as the Vulcan does anal-cowgirl and anal side-by-side. After Kirk does anal-reverse cowgirl its cowgirl double penetration time with Kirk in her ass and Spock in her puss. The two Star Fleet Officers will switch positions once before they both jack onto her face.

Having prevented the virus from taking control, Capt. Kirk notifies Kahn that his plan has failed. But it’s Scotty who finally captures the fugitive having thwarting his escape.

Comments

I’m a big STAR TREK fan and Hustler hit the nail on the head with this nicely produced parody. They were smart in retelling an original episode and keeping in the trek-talk, mannerisms and cornyness of the original series. A developing story line and the familiarity of it all help made this feature just that more fun and enjoyable to watch. As Capt. Kirk, Evan Stone plays his part to the hilt as does the rest of this fine cast. All the sex scenes are superb and I’m even going to figure out which ones were the best. But when Sasha Grey first materializes is a sight to behold. But it appears, in that future Star Date, humans and aliens don’t ever seem to get naked. At no time during any of the scenes was anybody completely nude. They take out and exposed all their good parts along with their bits and pieces, but no nudity. And that’s about the only negative thing I have to say about this one.

Overall Disc Rating for This Ain’t STAR TREK XXX: A

[Snowman]

Thanks for the fine detailed review Quag!

Here's the box cover, synopsis, shopping links and other information about This Ain't Star Trek XXX.

"They boldly go there.... Join Hustler Video on a trip to Space... the sexual frontier! This 2 disc set features an all-star cast and a galaxy of extras, including BTS, Blooper reel and 3 bonus scenes."

Released: 05.13.09

DVD [Adult Video Universe] [Gamelink] [Action-DVD]
Blu-Ray [Adult Video Universe] [Action-DVD] [Gamelink]
VOD [AEBN] [Hustler]

Free This Ain't Star Trek Video Galleries courtesy of Hustler:

Jenna Haze gets fucked hard by a huge Vulcan cock.
Sasha Grey gets her tight pussy pounded by Captain Kirk!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ux8KTut9og

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEW4awscGRY

[Nikki]

I've to see this!

I've so many of my favorite people that play in it, to my female pornstars and male pornstars. I really love Evan Stone!

[Snowman]

Originally Posted by Nikki I've to see this! I've so many of my favorite people that play in it, to my female pornstars and male pornstars. I really love Evan Stone!

Did you like Evan Stone better with long hair?

[Nikki]

Originally Posted by Snowman Did you like Evan Stone better with long hair?

I like him with long hair, I like his new hair through. I don't think it looks bad! I think, it looks awesome! Do you like him with long hair or short hair Snowman ?

[Snowman]

Originally Posted by Nikki I like him with long hair, I like his new hair through. I don't think it looks bad! I think, it looks awesome! Do you like him with long hair or short hair Snowman ?

I think he had sort of a wild, "untamed" look with the longer hair that suited him well. Now he seems much more ordinary.

[Nikki]

Originally Posted by Snowman I think he had sort of a wild, "untamed" look with the longer hair that suited him well. Now he seems much more ordinary.

Yeah, I will miss his long hair through. Don't get me wrong, it kinda looks like Tarzan ;- When he had long hair. He just handsome guy in my book!

[AussieWill]

Originally Posted by Nikki Yeah, I will miss his long hair through. Don't get me wrong, it kinda looks like Tarzan ;- When he had long hair. He just handsome guy in my book!

Is he your guy to pop your cherry Nikki?

I love these porn spoofs of mainstream movies, funny shit.

[Nikki]

Originally Posted by AussieWill Is he your guy to pop your cherry Nikki? I love these porn spoofs of mainstream movies, funny shit.

I guess, lol. Yeah, I've a crush on him... but doesn't compare to my favorite actor really love, he's not in the adult industry. My favorite has to be Javier Bardem, the man that played in ''No Country for Old Men'' and ''Vicky Cristina Barcelona''. I've to see this movie sproof they did on Star Trek, same with the other ones too! I've to see Not Bewitched XXX, Happy Days XXX and much more. Evan Stone always have been my favorite! I like him... when he was with my other female pornstar Jessica Drake, since they were a married couple, they got divorced.

[Nikki]

Awesome!

Evan Stone birthday is on July 18.