“Writer’s Bullpen”
Written & Directed by Jonathan Morgan for Wicked Pictures.
Staring Kaylani Lei, Alexis Texas, Kagney Linn Karter & Alektra Blue.
With Mr. Pete, Rocco Reed, Anthony Rosano, John West, Chris Cannon, Tommy Gunn & Chris Johnson.
This Feature-Comedy is around 90 minutes long, which does not include the bonus materials.
A quick look with comments at the end.
Things start right off with Alexis Texas having some fun with an empty milk bottle. Soon there is a knock on the door, “I wonder who that could be?” she asks looking at the camera. Why, it’s the milkman (Mr. Pete) and he’s looking for that missing bottle. She invites him inside and is soon on her knees giving him oral. Cowgirl on the couch then some dogg action with him giving her oral treats in the middle. They go onto some side-by-side action then reverse cowgirl. Then he’ll stand and jack himself into her open mouth.
It then cuts to the writers of that scene, Tommy Gunn and Chris Cannon, congratulating themselves for their fine work. Enter the boss, asking why if they are such good writers how come they don’t sell. He leaves them with their contract star, Kaylani as Kaylani. There are lots of Wicked posters of her past releases on the walls. The boss hopes she will help and inspire them to write a hit. Some nice banter as they talk about writing then Kaylani brings up an idea set in prehistoric times.
Kaylani, playing the sexy cave woman they will name Candy, leads her man (Rocco Reed) by the hand looking for a place to have “nasty caveman sex.” They are soon kissing and grooping each other before he removes her skimpy g-string bottoms to deliver oral. She will then give him oral while sitting on one of the rocks before they move to cowgirl on the ground. Some mish action follows then dogg. He then jacks himself in and around her mouth then receives some post pop pleasuring from the sexy little cave woman.
“Let’s make some art, People” says Kaylani as she begins to describe her vision for the next scene. A dinosaur attacks and kills Candy’s partner but she is able to escape. Meanwhile two cavemen stalking prey (Anthony Rosano & John West) are transported to a space ship with sexy space chicks from Venus.
The are cavemen lying on separate examination tables but the sexy space chick (Kagney Linn Karter) would rather the cavemen probe her. She says, “Let’s see how you taste” as gives each one oral. They will do dogg as she continues to do oral for the other. Then comes mish for one then reverse cowgirl for the other as the oral continues. Standing dogg while giving oral follows until both cavemen jack themselves onto her face. “Good Earthlings” she states.
Back on earth Kaylani tells the writers that Candy has now discovered that the aliens, with the help of the evil inseminator robot, want to repopulate their planet by stealing all the humans wombs. There is a brief scene of Candy using her Kung Fu training to hold off the inseminator.
Candy then wanders into the camp of two renegade cowboys (Tommy Gunn & Chris Cannon) and is soon on her knees between them giving them oral. Tommy does dogg first then Reverse cowgirl for Chris as she continues to give the other oral. On her side it’s more oral for Chris as Tommy bangs her while on his knees. Chris does dogg before she is again on her knees between them until they jack into her mouth.
The writers think the cowboys and Candy should join forces but in Kaylani’s version the inseminator returns and kills the cowboys. Candy again escapes and realizes that only a virus will defeat the aliens and their robot.
Now in the Laboratory, she has a lab coat on over her cave woman attire and is assisted by a male and female scientist (Alektra Blue & Chris Johnson). The two researchers become aroused by the prospects of saving mankind and begin to kiss, grope and undress. He then sits on a lab chair as both girls give him oral. The scientists do reverse cowgirl on the lab chair then Kaylani gets some banging while on her side across the chair. Standing dogg for the research assistants where the girl gives Kaylani some oral fun as she sits spread on the lab countertop. He then jacks onto the girl’s tits.
After some brief banter with the writers, the scene cuts back to the lab where the inseminator robot has entered and kills the two research scientists. But Candy saves the day by pouring the liquid virus onto the robot, which disables it. The writers think they know what she wants and are ready to put it on paper. Kaylani says “I don’t have time for this…make me proud” as she walks out.
The next and final scene shows Kaylani receiving the award for Best Feature Film. She thanks “…all the little people that I stepped-on on my way up”
Comments
This is another very good, couple friendly release from Wicked Pictures. This time out it’s a well done comedy written & directed by Jonathan Morgan and staring the always beautiful Kaylani Lei. They were able to capture the campiness of the ‘80s with its look and feel. Kaylani is very impressive in her roll as the established studio star that’s assisting the writers in make her a hit. Much of the dialog she has with the writers played by Tommy Gunn and Chris Cannon is humorous and surprisingly insightful at times. This is a great couple’s movie to share with that special someone. It’s fun, funny and keeps your interest as this silly story develops. While this is not a raincoaters classic by any means, but couples and fans who enjoy the more vanilla side of adult releases will enjoy this one a lot.
Overall Disc Rating for “Writer’s Bullpen”:
A-