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Confessions of a Teenage Anal Queen
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Starlets:
| Category | Wall to Wall / Gonzo |
| Director | Stoney Curtis |
| Themes | anal sex, barely legal girls, a2m, high school prom queen |
| Production or Street Date | xx.xx.06 date of production, released 05.24.06 |
| Released By | Lethal Hardcore |
| Available Formats | DVD |
| Running Time | 150 minutes + bonus footage |
| Source and Price Paid | DVD courtesy of Celestial Productions / Lethal Hardcore |
| Box Cover Quote | "Slutty newcummer Codi gets crowned anal queen after having her butthole stretched by a massive member. Sasha's big booty bounces as her precious holes are stuffed with man meat. Sexy Lana confesses to being addicted to ass fucking and has a ten-inch pole shoved up her poop-chute! Don't miss this and much more hardcore penetrating action in this three hour fuck-fest!." |
Synopsis
This disc is a collection of scenes built around the theme of becoming, or being a high school prom queen. Each of the girls whore themselves and their cute little assholes out to guarantee their status as prom queen. There is plenty of anal and ass to mouth debauchery to go around and a decent selection of women as well.
What's Hot
Plenty of anal action which includes plenty of ass to mouth action, which is hard to complain about.
Both Luna Croft and Amber Rayne put on very good scenes.
What's Not
There isn’t a single good cumshot on the entire DVD.
Codi seemed completely disinterested in her scene.
The prom queen storyline gets a little old pretty quick, some of the girls knew how to work with it, but most of them treated it like a burden.
Play By Play
Below is a detailed description of each scene:
Scene One – Codi and one guy
Sex Checklist: straight, p2m, anal, A2M, toys
Codi looks amazing and has one of the sexiest Southern Accents I’ve ever had the good fortune of coming across. The scene begins with a bit of her explaining how she wanted to be prom queen and stripping down asking how could she not make it. From there we get her to play with her with a toy, and then clean it for the first A2M of the scene. When the man shows up its straight into anal doggy style, no oral, no kissing, no tit play just straight to work. On the good side of things Codi keeps a constant dialogue going about how she’s whoring herself out to be prom queen. Unfortunately she doesn’t look to be that interested in the scene as a whole. Even in the anal pile driver which usually gets the girls attention she’s a bit dead. There are a couple of A2M’s in the scene and non-stop ass fucking and she’s more than pretty enough. When she gets to the oral sequence she really turns it around suddenly becoming interested in things. There is a fair bit of gagging and slurping and spittle oozing down her face, and over her tits. From there we finally get some straight sex and Codi seems to be a lot more into it at this point. Cum shot is a bit of a disappointment but the best part of a scene in an anal film should not be the straight sex and oral. Still overall it’s not a bad scene.
Scene One Rating: 8.88
Starlet appearance: 9.80, Starlet attitude and personality: 8.00,
Sexual Heat: 8.75,
Raincoat appeal: 9.00
Scene
Two – Luna Croft (aka Lana Croft) and one guy
Sex Checklist: anal, toys, a2m, straight, p2m
The scene starts off nearly identically to the first with Luna explaining to us how she became the Homecoming prom queen while stripping. She quickly starts reaming her own ass with a vibrator, which is just a good visual. She does an excellent job of licking the toy clean at the end. Again we jump straight to anal, even get the first gape within a few moments of the scene. Luna sounds and looks great as she takes that anal abuse. Luna isn’t shy at all about taking it from her ass to mouth, even giving a couple gags along the way as she shifts positions. She looks excellent in every position she’s in, but the reverse cowgirl was simply stunning. Again the straight sex is at the end and honestly it feels kinda weird. Like going backwards in a scene, but it’s not bad and Luna really goes at it. Luna’s cumshot is again a bit of a let down, you barely see any of it, but she elevates the scene by just going at it like a tigress, definitely a strong scene.
Scene Two Rating: 9.31
Scene Three – Samantha South and one guy
Sex Checklist: oral, straight, anal, a2m
Samantha’s scene starts off with brief introduction of how she wants to be prom queen, then the scene moves inside where she gives a brief lap dance and then starts off with good blow job and moves from there into straight sex with a great standing fuck for a while. She doesn’t seem to be very into the scene though; a few times you can even see her eyes wander. The anal starts off in the spoon position. The A2M action is pretty decent in a few places as, she’s just good with her mouth. The anal reverse cowgirl was another good point in the scene and another lackluster cumshot ends the scene. Overall the scene left a lot to be desired.
Scene Three Rating:
8.32
Scene Four -- Sasha Knox and one guy
Sex checklist: rim job, anal, oral, 69, p2m, a2m, gapes, straight
Sasha’s tease is mercifully short and to the point, quickly introducing her stud for a great rim job that seemed to be really into. The dialogue about her being a prom queen was well done and more entertaining than distracting. When its her turn to suck she goes at full speed sucking so fast that you can hear his cock bounce off the back of her throat and even a couple of good gags. The 69 is worth mentioning just because I’ve never seen it done quite like that with the man half on the couch half off it. The same can be said for the opening cowgirl, its worthy of mention just because I’ve never seen it like that. The anal starts off in a more standard missionary position after a disappointingly brief P2M. The A2M that follows that first anal position though is a little better and just the fact that she does it several times as she changes positions. The facial is again rather depressing but Sasha makes the scene good.
Scene Four Rating:
9.23
Scene Five -- Amber Rayne and one guy
Sex checklist: oral, anal, a2m, gapes
The scene begins with a predictably drab tease that’s better off skipped and moves right into the best blow job of the film hands down. Amber has the energy of a bitch in heat, an no problem deepthroating his cock, which she does several times. She’s good at talking dirty and letting him literally fuck her face. She moves to mount him I the reverse anal cowgirl from some hardcore butt bustin' action. Amber has the volume turned up. It’s hard to find anything about Amber to complain about. She’s terribly flexible, there is a point the scene where she is being anally ravaged in the spoon position while sucking on her own toes. She does a lovely anal pile driver with a couple gapes and plenty of ass to mouth action. When the straight sex starts Amber keeps her energy up and takes as real pounding with a lot of pussy to mouth. It was easily the best pop shot of the film and was great scene over all.
Scene Five Rating: 9.48Everything Else
There is a "Behind the Scenes" segment and it is a waste of space as usual. The picture gallery is likewise just space that could have been put to good use, but there are a few good pictures. The trailers are all really high quality but the problem is that they individually selectable. You just have to sit through watching all of them until something good pops up. Fortunately this is often.
Last Word & Final Tally
The prom queen gimmick didn’t do anything for me and overall I found it to be more annoying than exciting. I suppose the reasoning behind it was to reinforce that these girls are supposedly very young. Overall the action was mediocre, with the exceptions of Luna and Amanda’s scenes. There aren’t any truly good extras, and while I don’t take points away for lack of extras I do award them for good stuff. If you’re a lover of booty burning anal action and need a fix of ass to mouth then this might be a good film to add to your collection. If not, there are probably better videos to purchase.New (Experimental) SRR Rating Method:
Sexual Content Ratings (averaged & weighted 2x): 9.04
Average of all scenes listed above.
Production Ratings (weighted 1x): 9.25
Dialog/Story/Script: 9.25, Costumes/Clothing: 9.00,
Location: 9.50
Technical Ratings (weighted 1x): 9.31
Camerawork: 9.00, Video Quality: 9.50,
Audio Quality: 9.25, DVD Extras: 8.00
Overall Rating: 9.07 out of 10.00
-- Renald
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Review Date: 09.05.06. Edited and published 11.04.06.
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