Sex Checklist: oral, straight, squirting

The scene begins with Cytherea nude on a couch giving a brief and pointless interview.  Fortunately they quickly move onto a blow job.  Cytheria does a good job on the blow job but so much of the  crew is talking that it is distracting.  The camera will actually occasionally move to show you the man holding the lights or just to randomly look at something.  The sex starts off in the missionary style and within a few minutes she squirts for the first time.  She squirts several more times before the first position switch to the reverse cowgirl.  She spends a little time in that position before there is a particularly jarring scene change.  When the scenes starts up again she is licking his balls then mounts him in the cowgirl.  We get some choking as the transfer back to the missionary style but the background noise is still distracting.  They move through the expected positions then spend way to long making her squirt with their fingers.  They return to sex for a while before ending the scene with a cum shot.

Scene Two Rating: 8.37
Starlet appearance: 8.75, Starlet attitude and personality: 8.50  (Angela Stone)
Starlet appearance: 7.75, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.25  (Kat)
Sexual Heat: 8.00, Raincoat appeal: 8.00

Nadia looks great, it’s just so bad that she seems bored in the scene.  It starts off with her giving a half hearted hand job with a little tongue to keep him lubed.  From there she gets eaten out but there is little reaction from her.  Nadia is laughing at the jokes that the crew is making and occasionally motioning to them because she’s not into the scene in the least.  The scene follows the same basic footsteps of the first two scenes with a too much time spent fingering her and too little spent fucking her.  What ends up making this a particularly poor scene is that Nadia can’t seem to muster enough energy to care.  She just lays there occasionally looking at the camera, or her stud or something off camera and smiling weekly.  She doesn’t even look interested when she finally squirts.  The scene ends with a cream pie that just oozes out of her.

Scene Three Rating: 6.87
Starlet appearance: 9.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 6.00, Sexual Heat: 6.50, Raincoat appeal: 6.00

Dani doesn’t waist anytime getting to work, the scene practically starts with her fucking him cowgirl style.  She is easily the most spirited girl on the film, her energy is good and she’s happy.  Dani also manages to talk to the crew without losing sight of what she’s doing.  We get an excellent pussy to mouth shot after her reverse cowgirl sequence.  The camera stays on her throughout most of the scenes as the move from position to position and she keeps moaning.  Dani gives an excellent squirt with a P2M.  She gives him a nice long blow job until he comes on her face to end the film.

The Behind the Scenes isn’t really behind the scenes.  Instead we are treated to a fairly entertaining interview segment.  It’s mostly wasted space but funny enough that some people might enjoy it.  The cumshot recap amazingly enough is a disappointment.  Instead of doing what makes sense and treating us to four back to back money shots they give you a money shot and then seemingly random between the scenes info.  There is some sex thrown in but it’s just such a let down to go from a beautiful cum coated face to behind the scenes.

The film suffers from a complete lack of professionalism.  I don’t expect porn to have the discipline of a Broadway production but I do expect the camera to stay focused on the action.  I do expect that the girls will at least pretend they care which Nadia in particular didn’t.  I do expect that the crew won’t start making jokes and talking to the actors during the scene.  Dani works hard to try and save the film with a good performance but it’s too little to late.

New (Experimental) SRR Rating Method:

Sexual Content Ratings (averaged & weighted 2x): 7.96
Average of all scenes listed above.

Production Ratings (weighted 1x):  7.91
Dialog/Story/Script: 6.00, Costumes/Clothing: 9.00, Location: 8.75

Technical Ratings (weighted 1x):  7.38
Camerawork: 5.00, Video Quality: 8.75, Audio Quality: 8.75, DVD Extras: 7.00

Overall Rating:  7.80 out of 10.00

-- Renald