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Guest Flash Review (Renald)
The Hitchhiker
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Starlets:
covergirl) | Category | Gonzo Feature |
| Director | Jim Powers |
| Themes | plotted gonzo, anal, a2m |
| Production or Street Date | xx.07 date of production, released 03.02.07 |
| Released By | Sin City |
| Available Formats | DVD |
| Running Time | 117 minutes + bonus footage |
| Source and Price Paid | DVD courtesy of Sin City |
| Box Cover Quote | "Its a long lonely and dangerous highway. No place for a pretty young girl, unless she's a cock crazy road slut on Route 69 with nothing but sex on her dirty little mind. Sin City brings you an outrageous tale of six psychotic little highway whores whose idea of fun is being picked up by total strangers out on the interstate, and showing them how to really drive it home. Its a crash course in pumpin' gas and pounding ass, backseat blowjobs, and a high speed trip up Anal Avenue that dead ends right in the middle of an all night orgy in overdrive. Fasten your seatbelts!" |
Synopsis
The basic idea of this movie is that beautiful hitchhikers are all beautiful nymphomaniac thieves. The film sticks well to that idea and is very entertaining throughout.
What's Hot
Lots of anal and ass to mouth action, great raincoat material.
The extras are great and add a lot to the scene.
There isn’t a single sleeper scene; every bit of this film is good.
The plot is funny and adds a lot to the film.
What's Not:
More diversity in the cast would have been nice.
I don’t have a wide screen and porn shouldn’t be letter boxed.
Play By Play
Below is a detailed description of each scene:
Scene One – Chelsie Ray and one guy
Sex Checklist: oral, straight, anal, a2m, gapes
Chelsie starts off her scene appropriately enough hitchhiking on the side of the road, after a very brief bit of dialogue they appear back at the man’s house where she leaves to use the bathroom. A moment later she returns nude and starts giving him a blowjob. Chelsie gives damn good head which is made even better by several good camera shots of her at work before she moves into the cowgirl position while he fingers her ass. The sex here seems very natural, and it’s a nice touch. Chelsie isn’t too over the top and he’s fingers her ass for a good while before actually switching to anal. The anal itself is nice, not violent, not pounding just steady balls deep fuck that makes the ass to mouth feel particularly dirty and the same can be said for the gapes. She manages to take several A2M’s during the scene before returning to straight sex for cumshot.
Scene One Rating: 9.40
Starlet appearance: 9.25, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.50,
Sexual Heat: 9.25,
Raincoat appeal: 9.60
Scene
Two – Isabella & Allison Pierce with one guy
Sex Checklist: 3-way, straight, p2m, 69, anal
After the pick up the girls go back to his apartment and drink a few beers while flaunting their fantastic bodies around and helping each other out of their clothing then move onto a very energetic double blowjob. The girls look great together and have a good energy, not to mention the incredible shot as he lifts Isabella over his head and eats her out while Allison continues to suck. Then Allison gets her turn with a standing 69 while Isabella worships at his scrotum. This is the kind of crazy carnival sex that stands out in your memory. I’ve always been a fan of pussy to other girl’s mouth sections so Isabella getting the first taste after Allison mounted him was a nice touch to an already great scene. This guy really likes his standing positions as he puts Allison through the flying reverse cowgirl, which looks damned good with the blonde starlet. There is plenty of pussy to mouth action and even some raunchy ass to mouth as Allison slurps the studs cock straight out of Isabella’s’ ass twice, the second time taking his load and sharing it with Isabella.
Scene Two Rating: 9.28
Scene Three – Cindy Crawford
Sex Checklist: oral, straight, rimming, anal
Cindy is introduced by Chelsie who is nude sunbathing, for three hundred bucks Cindy agrees to the fuck Bosco everyday. The energy that starts them off is intense with Cindy kissing at him, grabbing for his dick and clawing off her clothes that it’s incredible. She climbs onto the back of the couch so he can eat her out, then leans back into the piledriver position and asks him to lick her ass. She starts sucking his cock before it is even out of his pants then ravenously starts sucking and stroking once it is has no problem deep throating and works up quite a bit of spit over her face, even gagging lightly as she lets him stretch out her cheeks with his cock. From there she goes on to give a very energetic, fuck. I like watching Cindy work and it’s pretty obvious that she enjoys her job, especially the half-time sixty before moving back a great fuck. The anal starts without any real warning which for me kind detracts from it a bit, but she looks great. Cindy takes like a champ as her co-star mercilessly pounds his way into her backdoor even taking several ATMs throughout he course of her ass fucking. The last one turned out to be an excellent cumshot that partially coated her face.
Scene Three Rating:
9.42
Scene Four -- Rebecca Linares and one
guy
Sex checklist: oral, straight, anal, a2m
Rebecca’s scene begins with her in a car heavily making out with her stud, then stripping she sucks his cock. The angles are somewhat restricted because they are in a car but it makes the scene very exciting from the get go. After sucking him off for a while Rebecca climbs on top of him. After a good fuck in the car they two of them move to the local rocks for an anal reverse cowgirl. Rebecca really shines as she slides from the anal into ATM sixty nine during the scene. The scene comes to a close with a decent cumshot and clean up blowjob.
Scene Four Rating:
9.16
Scene Five -- Lexi Belle, Alicia Angel and
Chelsie Rae and two guys
(Renald's Pick for Best Scene)
Sex checklist: group sex, oral, p2m, anal, rimming
The final scene of the film is just plain fun. It begins with Chelsie dressed up in a gothic outfit preparing to sacrifice Alicia. After a humorous exchange one of the “priests” starts fucking Alicia and Chelsie starts giving head. Even though it looks kinda goofy the robes and the pentagram add something to the scene. Early on in the scene Lexi is only participating a little, licking at Alicia’s nipples. There is plenty of good hardcore fucking in this scene, with Chelsie taking plenty of other girl’s pussy. Both Chelsie and Alicia get their fix of ass fucking before giving a grade A ass to mouth blowjob. There’s a healthy amount of rimming floating around the scene which is a huge plus in my opinion. The scene hits a big finish by DPing the delightful Alicia while the girls keep themselves company, eating each other out and making out with the men. The girls then get open mouth facials which they swap back and forth for a while before swallowing and licking the remnants from their bodies.
Scene Five Rating:
9.23
Starlet appearance: 9.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.15 (Alicia)
Starlet appearance: 9.25, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.10 (Chelsie)
Starlet appearance: 9.20, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.30 (Lexi)
Sexual Heat:
9.50,
Raincoat appeal: 9.40
Everything Else
The behind the scenes is thirty minutes of comedy mixed in with some very attractive young ladies strutting around. The gallery is broken up into hard and glamour which is a nice touch and there are several good glamour shots of the girls. There is also a cum shot recap which I can’t stress enough should be an industry standard. Sin City doesn’t disappoint with the trailers that seriously make me want to explore more of their product.
Last Word & Final Tally
For a film that pretended to have a plot this was a beautiful mixture of hardcore fucking and humorous acting. Unlike many features that end up sacrificing one for the other this one has both. Great performances are plentiful making it difficult to choose a best, scene. I ended up choosing the five way not only because of multiple pussy and ass to mouth but also because the scenario is just amusing enough to capture my interest. Overall I can’t find much to complain about, there is plenty for a raincoater to get off on: anal, rim jobs, group, weird positions, ass to mouth. Then we get a laughable plot that makes you want to watch the build up instead of skipping straight to the “good” stuff.
New (Experimental) SRR Rating Method:
Sexual Content Ratings (averaged & weighted 2x): 9.08
Average of all scenes listed above.
Production Ratings (weighted 1x): 9.30
Dialog/Story/Script: 10.00, Costumes/Clothing: 9.75,
Location: 9.80
Technical Ratings (weighted 1x): 9.72
Camerawork: 9.75, Video Quality: 9.80,
Audio Quality: 9.60, DVD Extras: 9.50
Overall Rating: 9.53 out of 10.00
-- Renald
Second Opinion?
Don Houston described the female cast as "solid" but called the acting "weak" and felt the guys were of "dubious quality." Nonetheless he found the movie to have some "stroke value." (DVD Talk)
Review Date: 05.29.07. Edited and published 06.26.07
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