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Starlets:
| Category | Gonzo |
| Director | Seymore Butts |
| Themes | Anal Sex, Internet Girls |
| Production or Street Date | 02.21.01 date of production |
| Released By | Seymore Butts Home Movies |
| Available Formats | VHS and DVD (DVD version reviewed) |
| Running Time | 103 minutes |
| Source and Price Paid | Courtesy of Seymore Butts Home Movies |
| Box Cover Quote | "An anal extravaganza shot live on the web." |
TOTAL SCORE
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Overall GPA |
Total Raincoat Points |
Avg. Raincoat Points |
Bang for the Buck |
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2.85 (B-) |
269 |
44.83 |
11.35 |
REVIEW
Most of Internet Tushy is culled from a live web broadcast on Seymore's web site www.teamtushy.com.
SCENE ONE
Krista
Leigh with one guy (Seymore Butts)
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orgy |
gang bang |
anal |
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dpp |
dap |
drool |
p2m |
a2m |
anal gape |
rim |
toys |
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The movie begins with Krista and Seymore making out very briefly on a bed. Then Seymore gets behind the camera. Krista, who is nude except for black heels, lies back, puts her feet up on the bed and spreads her legs to reveal her sex. Seymore brings the camera down to a low angle, positioned so that her pussy is just about smack dab in the middle of the screen. Her face can be seen through her legs. It's simple, but very effective. Krista looks great! Seymore climbs back on the bed and proceeds to finger her using two and three digits. He jacks her off aggressively, and judging by the squishy sounds, she's super wet. After a minute or so, Krista squirts as Seymore continues to masturbate her bald puss.
Next Seymore asks Krista to suck his cock. She's more than happy to comply. Krista climbs off the the bed and squats down on the floor. Seymore is standing and his uses an effective point of view angle to show the action. Krista looks very nice sucking his dick and makes good eye contact with Seymore (and the viewer). Seymore lies down on the bed and allows Krista to suck him in this position. Again, the camera maintains a point of view vantage point. Nice relaxed pace to this blowjob. Krista licks his balls and plays with her salvia a bit. Krista works up some speed and by this point Seymore is hard. Krista's head looks hot bobbing up and down on his cock. There's just something about how her jet black hair, big brown eyes and matching nail polish look here.
Seymore directs her to lube up his cock with olive oil. Krista pours some of the oil on his cock and briefly massages his rock hard Johnson. Then Krista lies back on the bed and Seymore immediately crams his oily cock into her butthole. This is an excellent insertion shot with well lit close-ups. Seymore lets the point of view camera roam around other other areas of his body. He gropes at her melons and pinches her nipples. Got milk? Krista does! It squirts out of her breast. The camera moves in for a close up of her nipple and a little more milk oozes out when he squeezes her nipple. The camera goes back to focusing on her ass, and by now Seymore is fucking her a little faster. It looks pretty nasty the way it is captured. Krista moans a lot and starts to say a few things, encouraging Seymore to rock on. Seymore tries to squirt milk from her other breast without much luck. However, Krista seems to know the secret and squirts it on him. Krista squeezes both of her tits the dairy product keeps on flowing.
To bring this one to a close, Seymore brings himself to orgasm by using her ass and pulls out right as he feels his going to come. He pulls out and blows his load on her chest.
Hot and kinky scene! The photography was very good and well lit. (16 minutes)
Snowman's scene grade: B, Raincoat Points: 32
SCENE TWO (Snowman's
Pick for Best Scene!)
McKayla
Matthews (mostly with herself)
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dp |
dpp |
dap |
drool |
p2m |
a2m |
anal gape |
rim |
toys |
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cum swallow |
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Scene two takes place "35 minutes later and streaming live on the Internet." McKayla is lying on a bed. She's wearing a fuzzy leopard skin bra with matching panties. In case you are unfamiliar with McKayla, she has blond hair and a pretty face. McKayla also has a distinctive sun tattoo around her belly button. Seymore is on the set and during a short discussion we learn that they are waiting for Bridgette. In the meantime, Seymore suggests that McKayla occupy herself.
McKayla pulls aside her panties and begins to finger herself. Seymore goes in the same between the legs angle that was so effective in the last scene. Her pussy is completely shaved and attractive. Seymore approaches and helps McKayla get herself off by sticking his thumb in her pussy. The scene cuts and now McKayla is on her knees with her booty toward the camera. She inserts one finger in her butt and using the other hand, inserts another finger in her pussy at the same time. McKayla graduates to two fingers in each hole quickly. Viewers can see her face between her legs. McKayla slowly works three fingers in her hiney. All the while rubbing her pink pussy furiously.
The action cuts away and shows viewers what the Internet cam people are seeing. There appears to be three cameras in use -- one in the front, a handheld one, and a "sky" camera from above. It was pretty interesting to see what was happening behind the scenes. The technical workers ponder which camera should be the "free one."
When the action cuts back to a traditional view of McKayla, she's jamming a large peach dildo stuck up her ass. The starlet has changed positions and now she is lying on her back with one leg up. The long spade shaped toy looks good sliding up her butt. McKayla teases her butt gently. Seymore comes over to help and begins to fuck her with the toy. McKayla plays with her pussy at the same time. Seymore is conscious of trying to keep her face visible to viewers. He jerks inside her ass and McKayla appears to orgasm. McKayla takes over again and shifts into doggy position. She continues to move the dildo in her butt and gets herself off once more. (10 minutes)
Snowman's scene grade: B-, Raincoat Points: 33
SCENE THREE
McKayla
Matthews & Bridgette Kerkove (MVP)
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3 way |
orgy |
gang bang |
anal |
dp |
dpp |
dap |
drool |
p2m |
a2m |
anal gape |
rim |
toys |
g/g |
cum swallow |
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rough |
kink |
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SCENE FOUR
Billie Britt and
with two guys (Hershel Savage & Mark Davis)
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3 way |
orgy |
gang bang |
anal |
dp |
dpp |
dap |
drool |
p2m |
a2m |
anal gape |
rim |
toys |
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cum swallow |
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rough |
kink |
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Bridgette finally arrives on set to join McKayla and she brings an arsenal of intimidating sex toys with her. Bridgette looks pretty good in this scene. She's wearing a white tube top with black leather shorts. This scene was filmed after Bridgette enhanced her breasts.
It's not long before the girls are locked in a kiss. The girls are sitting on the bed facing each other. Bridgette strips McKayla out of her top, which is her last piece of clothing. McKayla returns the favor for Bridgette and she loses the pants. The girls engage in more passionate kissing. Some shots are identified as the "Internet Camera" shot. McKayla picks out a toy -- a large purple vibrator with a rotating head.
The scene cuts to the room next door where a surprising number of people are milling around. One older and somewhat hard looking British girl (Billie Britt) introduces herself as the fluffer. She starts "fluffing" the guys in the room. She getting on her hands and knees and goes down on Hershel Savage. At the same time Marc Davis licks her pussy and ass from behind. Billie has a multiple large tattoos; five by my count.
The action cuts back to Bridgette and McKayla. McKayla points her ass toward Bridgette so that her ass can get intimately acquainted with one of the toys. Bridgette selects a long purple jellee double headed dildo and presses it inside her partner's butthole. McKayla reaches back to spread her cheeks and viewers get a great shot of the action. After some poking, Bridgette turns her body around and inserts the other end of the dildo into her own ass. Unfortunately, no clear insertion shot is captured and it is difficult to see where the toy is inserted. The two girls share the dildo for a couple of minutes but never work up much of a sweat.
At this point, the action cuts back to Billie. She's still sucking cock on her knees. She has a unique technique of playing with her spit by wrapping it around the guy's cock. After a bit she reaches around and starts to finger her ass, working up to four fingers. Marc suggests she put her fist in and the scene cuts back to the girls.
Now Bridgette is lying on her side and McKayla is giving attention to her ass. Seymore directs McKayla to insert the "bead" dildo into her ass and then fuck her pussy. McKayla begins to insert the "beads", which are closer in size to a golf ball up Bridgette's ass. McKayla pushes them in very tentatively, but Bridgette, no stranger to having things in her ass, doesn't seem worried. Bridgette takes two or three beads, leaving two out of her ass. She lies on her back and McKayla begins to drill her with the purple dildo that made an appearance earlier. McKayla fucks her with the vibrator and Bridgette masturbates herself. When she is aroused, Seymore pulls the bead dildo out of her ass. McKayla briefly licks the the end of the beads that was far up Bridgette's ass. Bridgette seems energized by the end of the scene. (13 minutes)
Snowman's scene grade: B, Raincoat Points: 41 (Scene 3 -- Bridgett & McKayla)
Snowman's scene grade: C-, Raincoat Points: 24 (Scene 4 -- Billy)
SCENE FIVE
McKayla
Matthews, Bridgette Kerkove (MVP), Billy Britt
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Scene 3 |
bj |
straight sex |
3 way |
orgy |
gang bang |
anal |
dp |
dpp |
dap |
drool |
p2m |
a2m |
anal gape |
rim |
toys |
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cum swallow |
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rough |
kink |
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Billy now joins McKayla and Bridgette. She's wearing an electric blue slip and looks slightly better than her previous scene. They joke that Billy was an "anal fluffer" in the makeup room and discuss her (unseen) anal fisting. She says that was the first time she ever fisted her ass.
Fast motion special effects cause the girls strip down quickly. Billy lies on her back and McKayla and Bridgette on her each side of her. Bridgette fingers her pussy with three digits and licks her nipple at the same time. Billy puts her legs way back and lets McKayla lube up her ass. Then Bridgette squats on Billy's face to receive a licking. Then McKayla proceeds to jam a large black dildo with a handle up her butthole. This is pretty kinky and nasty girl/girl action. Bridgette rubs Billy's pussy. Seymore decides to finger Billy also.
The guys finally participate in the action. Marc Davis grabs hold of Billy's neck in a choke hold. For a second, it looked like it was going to be a wrestling match, not a fuck scene. She lies down on the bed and lets her head hang off the edge of it. Guy number two gets into position for a BJ. He pumps his cock directly into her mouth. At the same time Marc eats her pussy out. There appears to be four different cameras capturing the action, some of which are broadcasting over the Internet.
Billy gets on her knees. Tyce Bune fucks her ass from behind while she sucks the other guy's cock. I don't really know if the cock is in her butt however because no insertion shot was shown and the camera only shows the action from the front. Also the lighting is too bright and some details are lost. The camera does eventually move to the rear and viewers can confirm Tyce's cock is planted in Billy's butt. Tyce pumps her ass hard at this point. Then with Seymore's encourage he goes slow and removes his dick all the way from her butt and then slips it back in again. Billy's butt here gapes slightly. While this is happening, Billy begins to lick Marc's butthole and jerk his chicken simultaneously. Tyce keeps on trying to make her gape and after a bit has Billy taste his cock A2M.
The guys switch positions and now Billy is positioned on her back. Marc takes over the task of buttfucking. Tyce receives oral sex from the starlet. The color balance improves during this sequence. The white out problem is much less noticeable. Marc pumps her butt at medium speed and Billy rims Tyce. Marc takes his pole out and offers it to her hungry mouth for what is almost surely an A2M, but no clear trail for the viewers to see.
There's more anal for another minute or so and then Billy gets into position for a doggy double penetration. At this point, Billy's butt is looking pretty raw. Tyce takes her ass first and he pounds with some intensity. Billy moans during the DP, but doesn't say much other than the occasional "oh yeah" and "fill me up."
After the DP sequence, Billy is on upside down with her legs toward her ears. One of the guys is fucking her ass the hard way. Billy grabs her ass from underneath and spreads it, resulting in some excellent gape shots. The guys tag team her in this novel position. One of the guys turns around and fucks her the normal way too. After a great gape shot, the guy deposits his cock in her mouth -- but not before she asks him if "it is clean." One of the guys starts to finger her raw butthole, but she tells him not to because she doesn't like that.
The scene ends rather abruptly. She says she wants to try "something else", and the movie moves on to some behind the scenes "bonus" material before the next scene. In other words, no cum shot!
There's some excellent anal sex in this scene, but Billy is not my cup of tea. Besides her hard and somewhat skanky appearance due to all the tattoos, she seemed rather pissy at times during this scene. Also, the lighting problems and occasional poor positioning detracted at times. The positioning problems are frustrating given the fact that there were so many cameras capturing the action. Or, perhaps some of the cameras did capture the action I wanted to see, but the editor decided to leave it out or go with another cut. If so, this disc might have been a good candidate for multiple angles. (21 minutes)
Snowman's scene grade: B, Raincoat Points: 60
SCENE SIX
McKayla
Matthews with one guy (Tyce Bune), also Bridgette Kerkove with one guy (often in
background)
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Scene 5 |
bj |
straight sex |
3 way |
orgy |
gang bang |
anal |
dp |
dpp |
dap |
drool |
p2m |
a2m |
anal gape |
rim |
toys |
g/g |
cum swallow |
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rough |
kink |
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Note: During this scene, there are three couples performing and the cameras jump around randomly. I'll describe what each girl does as if they were alone.
This scene begins with Bridgette and Marc chatting with Seymore. The camera pans over to the bed and McKayla is getting fucked by Tyce. She's on top, cowgirl style. Seymore appears to be taking phone calls from Internet viewers who suggest ideas on what the girls should do next. I'm not sure whether it is a real conversation or not. The caller wants to see McKayla take it up her bum. McKayla appears to enjoy fucking Tyce the traditional way.
McKayla turns around and positions Tyce's rocket to penetrate her backdoor. McKayla spreads her pussy and Tyce fucks her at a relaxed pace. Seymore has someone make a sign that reads "How's that Tom?" -- directed to the caller who wanted to see McKayla get rump humped. This was humorous. McKayla gets on all fours and Tyce fucks her in the ass doggy style. Tyce gapes her butt from this position. Tyce begins to pump her hard. Next, McKayla is seen on her back getting analed. She's in good spirits the entire time and seems playful in front of the camera. Tyce works McKayla's butt until he is ready to cum. When the moment arrives, McKayla reaches down and spreads her violated butthole open very wide. Tyce shoots his splooge into her asshole and is rolls down her butt crack. Nice finish to McKayla's hot sequence!
At the same time Bridgette and Marc begin to fuck in the background. Bridgette rides him reverse cowgirl and coverts this into a reverse cowgirl anal. The scene cuts to the "live internet feed" view and Bridgette is fucking him normally again. The color on the internet feed camera seems overly saturated. The girls' skin is too rosy looking. After a bit Bridgette takes it up the ass doggy style on a loveseat. At one point, you can see Bridgette and McKayla at the same time, Bridgette is off in the distance. Perhaps it would have been better if the girls were closer together on the set. Next time Bridgette is featured, Marc is gaping her butt skillfully in the doggy position. Bridgette's ass really does open up nicely. Now Bridgette performs anal sitting on the sofa with her legs up behind her head. Marc again gapes her butt splendidly. Then Bridgette sticks fingers from both hands in her ass and spreads her anus even wider for the camera. Raincoaters into gaping shouldn't miss this scene. The amazing thing is that her ass seems so elastic. The biggest gape quickly disappears and her butt looks perfectly tight again. Bridgette brags that she can her cram her whole hand up her ass and Seymore asks her to show us. Bridgette is happy to go along and demonstrates self anal fisting on camera. She quickly works about 75% of her hand inside and then requests lube for the rest. With some lube, Bridgette does indeed take it up her ass up to the wrist. Perhaps to give her butt a rest, Bridgette is next seen getting screwed missionary style. A few minutes later, Bridgette is back in the doggy position and her partner is ready to cum. He shoots his goo directly into her pink, opened butthole. Then she sucks the cum off his cock.
About three fourths of the way through the scene Billy appears again. She starts off by sucking Hershel's cock. Billy rides the cock cowgirl with spirit and then she is seen on her back. McKayla joins the action again later in conjunction with Billy. Both girls share sucking responsibility. Then Bridgette comes back for more also. However, at this point in the movie I was feeling exhausted and I think anything else would just be anti-climatic. Bridgette rides the cock cowgirl style, leaning backwards. The guy sucks her toes at the same time. McKayla anally rides one of the guys again reverse cowgirl style. At the same time, the guy fucking Billy missionary pulls out and cums inside her mouth. Not much goo, but at least he had a good aim. For Hershel's cum shot. He stands up and the girls surround him on their knees. He splits his juice between McKayla and Bridgette.
Lots of great anal sex, but the final 13 minutes or so was redundant. Also, the inclusion of Billy in this scene was unnecessary. She didn't do much worth nothing and just detracted from the main attraction, McKayla and Bridgette. (43 minutes)
Snowman's scene grade: A-, Raincoat Points: 79
DVD SPECIFIC COMMENTS
The feature includes "bonus scenes", which is extra footage that presumable was not included in the video version of Internet Tushy. The bonus scenes are incorporated into the main feature seamlessly. When the viewer is watching bonus footage, the word "bonus" appears at the bottom of the screen. Alternatively, viewers can watch the bonus footage independently from a submenu.
Technical qualities of the disc are very good. The picture was clear, bright and the colors were pleasing most of the time. Exceptions were noted in the review. I did not notice artifacts or instances of excessive grain. The sound quality was very good.
The disc includes the standard features found on most DVD discs. From the main menu the viewer can play the move, jump to a scene, view biographies, view trailers, or view the photo gallery. The biography is limited to McKayla, who is described as Seymore's newest contract girl. It's quite detailed and contains some interesting information about the starlet. There are previews from five other Seymore movies under Trailers. The pictures in the photo gallery are taken from this feature.
The box says this the running time is "over 3 hours". Hmmmmmm. The feature itself is 103 minutes.
CONCLUSION
I like the idea of bring a live Internet sex show to dvd. This one is highly recommended to raincoaters, especially those who dig hardcore anal action. One notable thing about Seymore's videos is that even though the action is very hard, the girls always seem to have fun. This is in contrast to many raincoater oriented gonzo films lately where the women are treated with contempt. Also, fans of Bridgette Kerkove and McKayla Matthews should not miss Internet Tushy. When compared to other Seymore titles, this one is solid, but not my favorite. My favorite Seymore tapes feature Taylor Hayes.
Feature Grade Point Average: 2.85 (B-)
Total Raincoat Points: 269, Average Raincoat Points Per Scene: 44.83
Bang for the Buck Rating: 11.35 (based on
average retail price of $23.62 on date of review)
Second
Opinion?
Roger T. Pipe rates this movie
a "B". Although it lacks the "fun gonzo feel" the
"sex is hot." "Very Solid."
Review Date: 10.01.2001
OTHER SUGGESTIONS AND COMMENTS
On the date of this review, the average price for this dvd was $23.62 based on nine online retailers.
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