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Seymore Butts' Asstravaganza 

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Category  Gonzo
Director  Seymore Butts
Themes  Anal Sex, A2M, Europe Travel
Production or Street Date  09.18.01 date of production
Released By  Seymore Butts Home Movies
Available Formats  VHS (DVD is likely to be released soon)
Running Time  106 minutes
Source and Price Paid  Courtesy of  Seymore Butts Home Movies
Box Cover Quote "High times in Holland plus anal American Style"

TOTAL SCORE

 Overall  GPA

 Total Raincoat Points

Avg. Raincoat Points

Bang for the Buck

2.82 (B-)

154

38.5

xx.xx

REVIEW

This movie is the latest offering from Seymore Butts at the time of review.  

INTRODUCTION SCENE

Seymore is in Holland to attend some sort of sex "extravaganza fair."  At this indoor adult sex fair, there are strip shows, live sex shows, peep shows, porn booths and other sexual attractions.  Seymore captures bits and pieces of what is going for viewers including some of the live sex acts.  McKayla is with him and she is seen getting a full body plaster cast made of her body.  Later McKayla performs a live girl/girl show with Wendy Sommers.  Interesting stuff here!  (12 minutes)

SCENE ONE
McKayla Matthews with one guy (Seymore Butts)

Scene 1 

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straight sex

3 way

orgy

gang bang

anal 

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drool

p2m

a2m

anal gape

rim

toys

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cum swallow

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rough

kink

McKayla 

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The morning after the sex fair concludes, Seymore is traveling to his next destination by car.  McKayla is in the car with him in the backseat.  McKayla says she is tired and going to take a rest.  She puts her head in Seymore's lap, and one thing leads to another.  

McKayla begins to give Seymore head.  Seymore's camera is rolling and he alternates between scenery shots and recording the blowjob.  Of course, he spends most of time focused on McKayla.  McKayla looks cute, she's wearing a pink top and a matching pink scarf on her head.  As the bj continues, Seymore carries on a pretty normal conversation with McKayla and the driver. McKayla uses her hands to stroke Seymore's shaft and focuses on the head of his cock mostly.  Seymore orgasms in her mouth.  McKayla's lips get glossed with jizz.   Seymore continues to shoot for a while after the blowjob.  (8 minutes) 

Snowman's scene grade: C, Raincoat Points: 28

SCENE TWO 
Jacqueline with one guy (Seymore Butts)

Scene 2 

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straight sex

3 way

orgy

gang bang

anal  (dildo) 

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p2m

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anal gape

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cum swallow

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 Jacqueline 

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Later in the day, Seymore hooks with with one of the girls from the peepshow, Jacqueline.  They meet in a marina and Seymore goes sailing.  To relax, Jacqueline smokes grass (which is legal there).  Jacqueline is a Dutch girl with medium length black hair.  She's moderately attractive, but not stunning by any means.  Her body is not super fat or anything, but her legs could use some toning.  She's wearing a pink dress.   

Jacqueline lies back on the deck and it's apparent that she isn't wearing any panties.  Seymore shoots between her legs from a low angle.  Then he moves over to her and begins to finger her, mostly using two fingers.  Seymore laughs and jokes with her, and it seems like they are having a good time.  Towards the end Seymore inserts a couple of more fingers and Jacqueline enjoys it.  Now Jacqueline returns the favor and goes down on Seymore.  Seymore is sitting down and he employs his masterful point of view camera angles.  Nice natural lighting that flatters Jacqueline during this sequence.  Jacqueline starts off nice and slow, carefully licking his shaft and head.  This time Seymore doesn't say much, except sort of growl.  Then Jacqueline goes to work on his balls.  She never really speeds up, but it's OK because she did seem into it nonetheless.

New Seymore begins to fuck Jacqueline.  First, she sort of squats on his dick while leaning back in the sitting position.  Nice close POV insertion shot here.  It's difficult for Seymore to shoot up and capture her face like this however because he is pointing the camera up towards the sun.  So, after a brief time, they switch positions and now the starlet is standing and bent over the railing of the boat.  Seymore fucks her from behind.  There's a fair insertion shot and then after just a few seconds of pumping, Seymore announces he is going to cum.  The girls spins around and Seymore cums in her mouth.  As he cums she runs her tongue over his head.  She cleans off his cock.  (15 minutes) 

Snowman's scene grade: C+, Raincoat Points: 27

SCENE THREE  (Snowman's Pick for Best Scene!)
Catalina & Darla Crane with one guy (Tyce Bune)

Scene 3 

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straight sex

3 way

orgy

gang bang

anal 

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drool

p2m

a2m

anal gape

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toys

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cum swallow

odd

rough

kink

 Catalina 

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 Darla 

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Seymore is back in California.  He joins Darla, Catalina and Tyce out by the pool of someone's home.  It looks like the started before Seymore arrived.  Tyce is already fucking Catalina from behind on a chaise lounge.  Tyce and Catalina are both nude except for heels.  Darla is standing by and rubs Catalina's bottom.  Catalina looks quite attractive here, I think it has something to do with the natural lighting and position.  She takes care to turn her head around so that viewers can see her face as she is banged.  Tyce fucks her pretty aggressively and gapes her hairless pussy.  Catalina is vocal here, moaning and grunting a lot and sometimes talking nasty.  After a bit, Darla sucks Tyce's cock direct from Catalina's snatch.

Next Tyce proceeds to screw Darla in the same position.  As Darla gets screwed, Catalina does a nice job of licking his asshole.  Tyce gapes Darla's pussy with the assistance of Catalina spreading her cheeks.  Nice shot of Darla's spread holes.  Then Catalina sucks the hard cock P2M multiple times from Darla's pussy.  At this point Tyce goes back to Catalina.  Now Darla spreads Catalina's backside.  The girls French kiss until Tyce starts riding her hard and Catalina gets loud.  

The scene cuts and now Tyce is sitting in the lounge.  Both starlets go to work on his cock.  Catalina's tongue is attracted to Tyce's bunghole again and she licks it good.  Darla focuses on sucking his cock.  This would have been OK, but the angle really draws attention to her tattoos (on her arm and shoulder) and I thought this detracted from the sequence.  At this point, Darla climbs aboard Tyce to ride his cock reverse cowgirl.  Catalina continues to work that tongue across the guy's balls with some occasional ball sucking for good measure.  Of course this position is a good one to show Darla's large breasts flopping up and down as she fucks.  Catalina tries to stay busy.  She performs P2M and then lies across Tyce so as to allow him to suck her tit.  Darla jumps off and tastes her pussy juice on the cock.  

The scene cuts and now the happy threesome is indoors.  Catalina gets on board for reverse cowgirl screwing.  Darla spreads her pussy wide and massages her clit.  Catalina doesn't get of a bounce going until Tyce moves her up and down manually.  They fuck for a couple of minutes and then about 20 minutes into the scene, Tyce moves his cock back an inch and gently forces his cock up Catalina's asshole.  Catalina gets a dazed look on her face, and surprisingly appears to be struggling a little bit judging by her facial expressions and overbite.  Darla takes the cock out and then sticks it back in her greasy hole.  Then she gets between the couple's legs and licks Catalina's slit and clit.  Darla also alternates between Tyce's balls and Catalina's clit, sometimes licking the shaft all the way up.  Hot tamale Catalina puts her legs way up, providing an excellent shot of her entire crotch.  Seymore puts the camera in the right places.  Tyce grabs hold of his cock and pops it out from Catalina's ass.  Catalina slowly and deliberately dismounts and sucks the dick fresh from her butthole without using any hands.  What's more, Catalina doesn't suck it gingerly, she inhales the entire cock!  Then she gets on for more reverse cowgirl riding.  Very nice medium distance anal sequence here with Catalina's legs up.  Good facial expressions by Catalina -- she seems half way between (mild) pain and pleasure.  Then she does deep A2M again.  

Now it's time for Darla to get butt plugged.  Darla gets on her hands and knees on the sofa and offers her ass to Tyce.  Tyce inserts his meat without any trouble.  Catalina is at the front kissing Darla.  Tyce fucks her slow and steady.  He uses his hands to spread her ass cheeks wider and removes his cock several times so that Darla's ass gapes.  Her butt opens up well and Tyce continues to do the in and out thing many times.  Then he offers his cock straight from the ass to Catalina who is strategically positioned on her knees near Darla's butt cheek.  Catalina slurps up Tyce's pole enthusiastically.  Then he combines the in and out he was doing before, with and extra A2M step between strokes.  Catalina is not fazed in the slightest and seems to be the perfect little submissive slut.  Now Tyce fucks Darla in the ass harder and she gets more vocal.  The girls kiss for a bit and then Catalina moves to her co-star's backside again.  This time she lies underneath Darla's crotch, which is another outstanding position to engage in A2M cocksucking.  Tyce takes his cock out Darla's ass and again Catalina sucks it.  Nice framing by Seymore gets everything in the picture including Darla's face.  Type pounds her butt hard and Seymore fingers her cunt with two fingers.  Catalina helps spread it during this sequence.  There's more gaping anus and A2M, shot very effectively from so that Darla's butt and Catalina's head under her is clearly shown.  Great stuff for true raincoaters!  

Darla's booty duty is over, but Catalina is ready for more.  Now she bends over to take it doggy style on the sofa.  This time Darla's head is in the under the action A2M position.  Catalina seems more fired up at this point -- she's much louder and smiling this time.  As she gets buttfucked, she eats Darla's pussy.   Tyce at the other end is busy gaping her asshole and feeding his cock to Darla when the spirit moves him.  This is another great sequence for pervs that is very well captured by Seymore.  Tyce pumps her butt hard and Catalina looks like she is really put to the test.  At last Tyce is ready to cum.  He grabs his cock from Catalina's pooper and cums directly in Darla's waiting mouth -- still between Catalina's legs.  The jizz is totally on target and viewers can see it swishing around in there.  Both girls briefly suck his cock again.  (36 minutes).

Snowman's scene grade: A, Raincoat Points: 61

SCENE FOUR
Wanda Curtis with one guy (
Hershel Savage)

Scene 4 

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straight sex

3 way

orgy

gang bang

anal 

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anal gape

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cum swallow

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kink

Wanda 

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Wanda is sitting in Team Tushy headquarters waiting to meet Seymore.  Seymore arrives and Wanda introduces herself.  She says she is from Hungary and wants to appear in Seymore's movies.  Wanda is a brunette who is sort of attractive.  I have to qualify it because she has an unusual face that looks masculine at times.  She has a nice body, with pretty large breasts.  Unfortunately, she has a large tattoo on her upper arm.  She's wearing a turquoise blue dress, black panties and heels in this scene.  Hershel Savage is working on something at a nearby desk.  Seymore tells Wanda he wasn't planning on making a movie right now, but I guess since Hersh is available and he has his camera with him, he figures why not?

Wanda and Hersh get it on.  Wanda is still seated in the executive chair and begins to make out with Hersh.  He's quick to peel off her panties and then goes down on her.  After a bit Wanda turns around and sticks her ass out on the chair.  Hersh drools on her ass and begins to rim her and lick her pussy more.  Wanda turns back around and peels off Hersh's shirt.  At this point, her nice set of breasts as exposed as well.  Hersh slips out of his pants and offers his hard cock to Wanda's mouth.  The Hungarian starlet begins to suck his pole.  After a bit, Hersh sits in the chair and Wanda bends over to continue with the BJ.  She looks really good like this and slobbers a little on his cock when her head bobs up and down.  Nice camera angles.

Next Wanda hops on the desk and Hershel begins to fuck her.  She slides her ass surprising well on the desk service and spits on her own pussy.  More good video work by Seymore.  A good between the legs angle captures the pumping and Wanda's face.  Now Wanda rides Hersh's cock cowgirl style.  She kneads and slaps her ass and bounces intensely.  She doesn't say much when she is fucking, but she makes a lot of sounds.  The couple kiss often and suck each other's fingers.  After about five minutes, Wanda jumps off and sucks his cock P2M.   

The scene cuts and Wanda places Hershel's cock up her butthole, cowgirl style.  The insertion shot here was rather weak, it happened too quick and was hard to see, but Seymore recovers and covers the subsequent action better.  Wanda bounces happily on the dick and it's a sight to behold.  The cover shot was taken from this sequence.  Hersh's cock comes out a couple of times, but there's no emphasis on gaping.  Wanda gets a good bounce going and brings Hershel to climax.  He pulls his cock out from her ass, strokes it a few times and orgasms.  Most of the cum unfortunately rolls down his own tube steak and balls.  Wanda strokes it a couple of more times and this one is in the can.

This scene was good, but I'm disappointed Wanda didn't perform anal in more than one position.  (34 minutes)

Snowman's scene grade: B, Raincoat Points: 38  

CONCLUSION

This one is a mixed bag.  There's a couple of OK scenes, one good scene, and one outstanding scene.  On the whole, I'd say there is less anal action here than some other Seymore videos I've seen.  This tape could have used a full scene with hotty McKayla.  Fans of Darla Crane or (especially) Catalina should not miss this tape.  I think Catalina steals the show this time out.  

Technical qualities of the tape were very good.  The videography and lighting in the last two scenes was especially notable.  

Feature Grade Point Average: 2.825 (B-)
Total Raincoat Points: 154, Average Raincoat Points Per Scene: 38.50
Bang for the Buck Rating: xx.xx (based on average retail price of $xx.xx on date of review)

Second Opinion? 
Roger T. Pipe rates this movie a "7-".  He says this is a "good tape" but was disappointed McKayla does not get analed.

Review Date: 12.17.2001

OTHER SUGGESTIONS AND COMMENTS

On the date of this review, the average price for this video was $xx.xx based on xxx online retailers.  

There are multiple commercials and trailers for other Seymore movies at the beginning at this video.  Over twenty minutes!

Darla Crane has been picking up some new fans recently judging by recent posts on RAME.  Joe44551 recently posted, "She is one of the best looking women I have other seen."  In another thread, TVP343 states that he saw her in Rocks That Ass #15, and that she "looks pretty damm good and certainly not her age."  

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