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Starlets: 

• McKayla Matthews -- Very cute blond who seems to have fun.  Anal friendly.  Team Tushy contract girl.
• Lea Demae -- Attractive blond Euro girl.  Anal scene here. 
• Mika Tan -- Hot Asian with a little more meat than most.  Busty.  Rare (nasty) anal scene here!
• Angela Crystal -- Attractive Euro blond (Czech Republic).  Nice body and pretty face.

TOTAL SCORE

REVIEW

This video is the latest offering from Gonzo King Seymore Butts.  The title of the tape is a reference to his recent legal battle with the Los Angeles District Attorney's office over a ridiculous obscenity charge.  From what I understand, Seymore managed to make most of the charges go away, and now's he back!     

SCENE ONE ("2:32 P.M.") 
Angela Crystal with one guy (Tristin)

The movie starts in Seymore's backyard.  He is seated outside on the patio and talking to two new adult performers from Europe.  There's a guy (Tristin) and a girl (Angela).  Both speak English.  Angela is a cute blond from the Czech Republic with modest sized breasts.  She's wearing a black glitter dress with straps and black heels. She has a arm band tattoo but it isn't too obnoxious.  The guy says he is from France. 

 Seymore gives the newbies some industry tips.   He advises them to think carefully about what they feel comfortable doing and then draw a line that they should not cross.  The telephone rings and Seymore goes inside to pick up.  It's McKayla and she says that she will be stopping by later that night.  When Seymore returns to the patio, the newbies are getting it on. 

The newbies strip out their clothes and Angela starts to give the guy a BJ.  He's sitting and the girl is on her knees.  She's nude now and has a nice body.  She looks nice sucking cock but does so in a relatively low energy fashion.  She has a pretty face that really comes to light here.  Then the couple switch places.  He licks her bald pussy and uses one finger on her.  Tristin also sucks and licks her breasts.

Now the couple fuck.  The first position has Angela lying on her back in the grass.  Good camera coverage of the action.  Angela is moderately noisy.  She doesn't talk during sex, but she moans a lot.  After awhile the action switches gears and focuses on booty duty.  Angela takes it up the ass on her side with one leg up.  There is an insertion shot, but shadows from the sunlight obscure the action somewhat.  Tristin rubs her pussy as he fucks her ass.  Angela is a lot quieter during anal.  He fucks her butt at a good speed during this long sequence.  Then Angela gets analed in the doggy position.  An insertion shot filmed from above the action is included.  Angela, who claims to be an anal virgin, says that it "feels better than expected."  Nice framing from behind to capture her ass and her face. 

When he climaxes, the guy shoots his load onto her face.  Angela opens her mouth.  A nasty, thick glob of jizz lands on her chin and drips off.  (32 minutes)

Snowman's scene grade: B , Raincoat Points: 37

SCENE TWO ("1:49 A.M.)  (Snowman's Pick for Best Scene!)
McKayla Matthews & Mika Tan  and one guy (Tyce Bune)

It's nearly two in the morning and Seymore's doorbell rings.  He wakes up to answer the door and finds Tushy Girl McKayla Matthews there with her friend Mika Tan, a cute Asian girl.  Mika looks yummy here.  She's wearing a black top, red skirt, and black heels.  She looks like she has put on a little weight, but still looks good.  Some of that weight may have went to her boobs; her breasts look larger than I remember.  McKayla looks cute as well.  She's wearing jeans and a half top that ties in the back.  McKayla's hair is back here.  Tyce Bune is with them.

McKayla shows Seymore Mika's ass and licks it.  Then Tyce licks her booty too.  Right away, it's clear that Mika squeals easily.  Then McKayla slips out of her pants and bends over.  Tyce licks her bottom too.  McKayla  tongues Mika's pussy, who is sitting on the sofa.  McKayla begins to finger Mika's pussy with two fingers.  Tyce joins in this finger fun and simultaneously fingers McKayla's butthole.  Tyce offers his finger to McKayla and she tastes her ass.  Tyce rims McKayla and fingers her some more and McKayla sucks his finger once again.

Now Tyce sits on the sofa.  Both girls begin to service his cock.  Mika sucks his balls while McKayla sucks.  Excellent oral action!  Now Mika licks his ass then the girls switch.  McKayla rims Mr. Bune while Mika takes over sucking duties.  Nice close up of Mika licking Tyce's asshole here.  The scene cuts and now Tyce is aggressively face fucking Mika.  Mika's head is back and Tyce stuffs his cock down her throat from above.   At the same time nice tongue fucking by McKayla.  This turned out to be one hot and nasty oral sequence!

At this point, the threesome engage in regular sex.  McKayla gets plowed first on her back while lying on the sofa.  Mika occupies herself by sucking anything in sight -- toes, tits, it doesn't matter.  Then Mika takes a turn.  Mika has a patch of hair in the shape of a triangle above her pussy.  Good P2M shots involving McKayla from Mika's snatch.  And then the screwing goes back to McKayla.  Mika's tongue is still hungry and this time she goes for Tyce's butt.  The camera captures some nasty and explicit rimming by the Asian starlet.  Then another excellent P2M shot, from behind with his cock pulled back between his legs.  Now doggy screwing for Mika.  McKayla is under her cooze and in proper position for more P2M.  Tyce pumps her hard here.  Mika seems turned on. 

It's time for anal play.  Tyce and McKayla prep Mika's well greased butt.  Mika is on the sofa doggy style with her ass out toward the camera.  Tyce fingers her anus and McKayla tastes his finger.  Then Tyce proceeds to slowly insert his cock into her ass.  Nice camera coverage of her expression.  He pumps her shortly, and then McKayla performs A2M.  McKayla spreads Mika's cheeks when Tyce goes back to fucking her.  McKayla spits down Mika's freshly fucked hole for more lube.  Then the girls kiss while Mika's butt is pounded.  More nasty anal gaping, A2M and spit lube antics from McKayla ensue.  Then McKayla positions herself under Mika 69 style.  Mika continues to get get buttfucked and McKayla is in a great position for ass to mouth.  Mika laps at McKayla's pussy as she is boned.  Good camera coverage by Seymore from above and below the action.  Tyce pumps Mika's ass hard here.  Mika is vocal, but takes the anal treatment well.  Mika looks hot from the front when she gets poked, especially when she leans up and shows her substantial breasts.  Finally, Mika spins around and takes a turn at ass to mouth. 

The scene cuts and now McKayla performs upside down anal.  Mika and Tyce lube her.  Tyce jams two fingers up her poop chute and Mika rims her nicely.  Tyce treats Mika to his fingers after they have probed McKayla's butt.  Tyce begins to penetrate McKayla's ass.  He fucks her pretty aggressively from the start once he is inside.  Mika sucks her toes.  Tyce fucks her in this position but normal and the hard way (with his butt toward the camera).  Now Mika laps McKayla's pussy at the same time.  Nice!  Then repeated A2M for Mika.  Very good camera placement.  McKayla seems to get off on it.  Tyce works up fast and faster and gapes McKayla's ass.  More awesome A2M shots for Mika. 

The action changes again.  Now Mika is upside down taking an anal plunge.  More super A2M sequences with McKayla.  Mika looks really great here.  She's really rolled up compactly with her legs back and her ankles by her ears.  McKayla spits in her ass for lube and then she tongue fucks her exposed raw rectum when Tyce pulls out.  Then, RCA for McKayla.  Mika licks her pussy and tits at the same time.  Mika sure has an energetic tongue.  She really seems to enjoy lapping up McKayla's pussy.  Mika also sucks Tyce's nut sack and licks them. 

For the finale, both girls are on their knees with their faces close together.  They open their mouths and stick out their tongues.  Tyce is standing and blows his nuts on both of them.  Then the girls kiss and this great scene comes to an end.  (49 minutes)

Snowman's scene grade: A, Raincoat Points: 79

SCENE THREE ("3:36 AM")
McKayla Matthews with one guy (Seymore)

This is a minor scene sandwiched in between two big ones.  It's the middle of the night and Seymore is exhausted.  For some reason, he wakes up and McKayla knows how to help him get back to sleep again -- a blowjob!  McKayla goes down on Seymore and he captures the action in true POV fashion.  He sort of dozes off in the middle of it even though McKayla has a good energy level.  McKayla uses her hands to assist and licks his balls.  He cums into her open mouth.  Nice post BJ attention to his cock by McKayla.  (09 minutes)

Snowman's scene grade: B-, Raincoat Points: 27

SCENE FOUR  ("10:51 AM")
McKayla Matthews & Lea Demae and one guy (Hershel Savage)

It's morning now and there's a knock at the door.  McKayla is up and ready to go, but Seymore still wants to sleep.  This time it's blond Euro chick with Hershel Savage.  The Euro chick is named Lea and she's wearing a wrap style dress with blue panties.  McKayla and Hershel show off the girl's ass and then we're off to the races. 

Hershel is laying on his back on a bed.  Lea is sitting on his face.  McKayla is in the action also, giving Hershel a blowjob at the same time.  Nice eye contact by McKayla.  Lea is very vocal, lots of "oooohs",  "ahhhs" and "yeahs".  Lea hops off and beings to suck Hershel's cock also.  Next Lea is screwed in the doggy position.  Good insertion shot is captured.  At the same time McKayla is getting her pussy eaten.  This is a long sequence and includes excellent pussy to mouth oral action by McKayla.  Then McKayla gets boinked on her back.

At this point, the scene turns to anal action.  First up is Lea, and she gets her rear poked in the missionary position.  Two slow anal insertion shots are included.  As she gets butt boned, McKayla licks her slit.  Fantastic A2M cock sucking by McKayla is seen.  McKayla also sucks Lea's toes for guys into that.  Hershel pumps Lea fairly hard and fast.  Now McKayla wants to sample that cock in her butt as well.  She rides Mr. Savage's cock reverse cowgirl style.  Lea eats her pussy at the same time.  Then Lea rides his cock in the same position as well.  As Hershel fucks Lea's ass, McKayla uses her tongue to good advantage, licking his shaft and sucking his balls.  Lea turns around and continues to take Hershel's cock up her butt cowgirl style.  McKayla performs more ass to mouth sucking when the cock slips out of her greasy poop chute. 

For the cum shot, Hershel pulls out of Lea's ass and some jizz, but not much, dribbles out.  McKayla cleans him off.  

Snowman's scene grade: B+, Raincoat Points: 58

SCENE FIVE ("4 Days Later")
McKayla Matthews (solo)

The last scene features McKayla in solo action.  She lying on a bed surrounding with lots of attractive clear glass toys.  She's wearing a white top with no pants and looks fresh as a daisy again.  Nice lip gloss!  She picks out a fairly skinny but long dildo and pleasures herself anally with it.  She gracefully moves it in and out of her ass.  After some deep strokes, she removes the toy from her butt and tastes it.  Then she inserts it again for more masturbatory pleasure.  She works the glass dildo well, really giving her ass a good workout.  By the end, she seems to bring herself to orgasm.  Seymore seems fascinated with the "grand daddy" dildo, but McKayla doesn't take the bait.  

Snowman's scene grade: B-,  Raincoat Points: 40

CONCLUSION

This is the most enjoyable Seymore video I've seen in some time.  All the scenes are good, but scene two is hotter than west Texas chili!  For nearly an hour, McKayla and Mika really deliver the goods and Seymore captures it all gloriously.  I've never seen Mika get so nasty.  She's really turning over a new leaf here, and I like it!  This scene alone is worth the price of the admission.  Think of the rest as gravy. 

Feature Grade Point Average: 3.14 (B)
Total Raincoat Points: 241, Average Raincoat Points Per Scene: 48.2
Bang for the Buck Rating: x.xx

Second Opinion?
Rog rated this movie 8+ and says it is "return to a lot of things we love about Seymore's movies."  He noted the "great anal action and hot POV blowjobs" and concludes this is a "very solid stroke flick." 

Review Date: 05.04.2002

OTHER SUGGESTIONS AND COMMENTS

No condoms were used in this feature.

There were a few annoying sound drop outs in Scene One.

There are movie previews of other Seymore titles at the beginning and end of this video.  Trailers include Internet Tushy, Tampa Tushy Fest #01 and Tushy Girl #03.

The DVD version of this title was released in December 2002. 

On the date of this review, the average price for this VHS video was $21.05 based on four online retailers.  

On 12.31.02, the average price for the DVD version of this feature was $22.96 based on four online retailers.

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