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Starlets: 

• Jewels  - Cute red head from San Diego with a nice body. 
• Brooke April - Cute blond with nice smile. 
• Cameron - Blond with shorter hair and fairly large rack.  Thick body type.  Says she is 19, but looked older. 
• Beth Angeline - Blond with a web site on the order of Meg Ryan, but not nearly as cute.  Unattractive stomach.
• Austin O'Riley - Blond with long straight hair down to her ass.  Granola look that reminded me of girls in early 8mm loops.
• Juliet Sheridan - OK looking red head with large breasts.
• Aurora - Latina with medium length curly hair.  Fairly attractive face with thick body type. 
• Casey - OK looking young brunette with long hair. 
• Melissa/Ashley - Skinny, petite brunette from Arizona.  Flat top.  Looks very young.
• Marrisa - OK looking blond.  Hair back in ponytail here.

Synopsis

Dave Cummings has carved himself a comfortable niche in the porn industry by turning his status as a senior citizen into a selling point.  I'm always amused at how Dave describes himself on his website...  "The oldest active porn star in the business" and "Over 60 with a ragin' hard-on!."  To be exact, Dave just celebrated his 62nd birthday in April.

In this relatively new series, Dave tackles the blowjob genre but doesn't limit himself to oral action.  As the boxcover says, this series also features "hot pussy pounding, cream pies and more."  Stylistically and quality wise I'd say Knee Pad Nymphos #03 is a cross between a regular gonzo style blowjob flick produced by the big studios and an amateur tape similar to Dirty Debutantes.  So we got about four different major themes running here at the same time... in other words this video belongs on the shelf devoted to SeniorSexBlowjobPlusAmateur tapes.  Wow, when I think about it like that, this is quite an ambitious effort on some levels.

What's Hot

First, this is not exactly something that is "hot", but I think Dave deserves some credit just for hangin' in there as the oldest porn star in the business and then taking the ball and running with it.  He's got his own video production company and he's trying some new things.  In some ways, Dave can be seen as hero of sorts -- living proof that age is a state of mind.  Dave keeps the dream alive for us guys that we might be knocking boots well into our golden years with some young, hot babe!

Dave has a pleasant personality on screen and seems to genuinely enjoy what he is doing.  He often speaks directly to the viewers and says that he does his best to make the viewer feel like they are there.  Dave does a pretty job of this. 

As far as the girls go, I though the first girl in the video was pretty hot.  Her name was Jewel and she's a red head from San Diego with a nice body.  Before her BJ, Dave "warms her up" with reverse cowgirl screwing in a chair, followed by aggressive doggy style fucking.  Dave films the action himself and holds the camera by hand.  In this scene, and others, he makes interesting use of mirrors to capture different angles.  Jewel then sucks his cock adequately, but is too laid back to be called enthusiastic.  For the cum shot, Dave leans her head back and shoots his load into her mouth.

April, in scene seven was also worth mentioning.  She's a cute blond with a nice smile.  Unfortunately, she did have unflattering eye make up on.  April makes good eye contact with Dave (and the POV camera).  Dave then screws her in three different positions the last of which is missionary.  The scene ends with a cream pie finish.  After Dave is finished, April spreads her pussy wide for the camera. 

Guys into the young girl fantasy thing will enjoy last scene with Melissa (AKA Ashley).  Apparently Melissa has filmed scenes with Dave before.  She's a very skinny brunette with a petite frame and hardly any breasts.  Her youthful appearance makes her perfect for "barely legal" movies.  Melissa gives a BJ to Dave and then they screw in two or three positions.  The scene ends with an open mouth cumshot. 

What's Not

There are two cameras used in many of these scenes.  Many times the second camera picks up Dave fooling around a lot with this handheld camera.  I found this distracting because I kept looking at what Dave was doing instead of concentrating on the sex.  It also makes it seem like Dave is more into filming than whatever the girls are doing to him. 

Overall, the girls in this feature looked just fair, which is common in amateur features.  Part of the problem is the lack of professional make up and less attention placed on their clothing.  Also, nearly all the girls were white.   

Although I liked Dave's use of mirrors, some of the mirrors seemed rather small.  Since at times the camera is focusing directly on the mirror, bigger mirrors would be better.  Otherwise, the action only fills up a small percentage of the screen. 

Dave literally has the girls wear Knee Pads in some of the scenes.  Knee pads remind of the guy's locker room, not anything sexy. 

Everything Else

There are ten scenes in total each featuring one girl. 

The senior aspect is not really played up here.  Sexually Dave keeps up with a lot of younger male performers in the industry.  When his (balding) head and silver hair is out of frame, you might even forget his age . 

There's no kinky or extreme stuff here oriented toward raincoaters.  Dave takes a gentlemanly approach toward the girls. 

Pretty good production values.  I didn't notice any major lighting or sound problems. 

Last Word

This one has the potential to appeal to a variety of viewers, but I'd wager that it would appeal most to viewers who enjoy watching amateur types who are trying to break into the porn business.  Next, I would imagine that this feature would most appeal to guys who enjoy watching older guys with young chicks.  There is lots of laid back blowjob action here, and a fair amount of straight sex.  This type is not well suited for hardcore raincoaters.    Of course, how much you enjoy this tape depends in part on whether or not you like Dave Cummings.  If you are not familiar with him, you just have to take "Knee Pad Nymphos" for a spin and make up your own mind. 

Overall Rating:  C

Second Opinion? 

Roger Pipe gave this video a mixed review.  He noted there was "variety" here, but found the girls "pretty average".  He liked the "interesting angles" and "pre-screen dialog."  (RAME 05.30.02)

Review Date: 06.30.2002

Other Suggestions & Comments

On 06.30.02, the average price for this dvd was $29.95 based on one online retailer.

Talkback!  If you've seen Knee Pad Nymphs #03 and want to post a comment about it, click here! 

If this movie appeals to you, Snowman recommends:

Knee Pad Nymphos #01 -- The first episode in the series.  Available on DVD! [Gamelink]

Sex Fun #01(DVD) -- Another series featuring Dave Cummings and his willing ladies.  [Gamelink]

Sex Fun #03 (DVD) -- The latest in the Sex Fun Series with MVP Justine Romee! 

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