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Starlets: 

• Alisha Klass - Hot & attractive brunette.  Former marquee "Tushy Girl".  Extremely anal friendly. 
• McKayla Matthews - Very cute blond who seems to have fun.  Anal friendly.  Team Tushy contract girl.
• Tanya Danyelle - Hot blond that looks like a dancer.  Tall, leggy & large breasts. 
• Cherry Mirage - Long brown hair.  Cute.
• Gina Ryder - Attractive brunette with large breasts and nice ass.  Handles anal easily.
• Jeanna Davis - Attractive sandy, blond.  Nose ring, many tattoos and pierced tongue and pussy.
• Adrianna Sage -  Young, sexy, perky and wild Latina (Mexican) with a great ass. She's a hot tamale!  MVP 

Synopsis

This is something different from Seymore Butts than the usual offering of a gonzo flick with heavy emphasis on industrial strength anal scenes.  With Tushy Girl Video Magazine, Seymore takes viewers "behind the scenes of Seymore's  most outrageous photo shoots...."  Presumable, Seymore is referring to the photo sessions he arranges to develop content for his (traditional print) "Tushygirl Magazine". 

What's Hot

This is a pretty unique offering from Seymore.  As the name suggests, it's best described as a faithful video version of his "Tushy Girl Magazine."  It's great for fans of the magazine and others who want an insider look at an adult photo shoot. 

At times, Seymore is pretty creative with the pictorials.  The settings are varied and the girls probe their anal cavities with many unusual objects including vegetables, bottles, hair curler and even a fishing pole!  Kinky!

For the most part, the girls in this feature are attractive.  Gina, McKayla and Adriana look especially nice. 

What's Not

Some may be disappointed because there's very little actual sex here.  Viewers will have to work hard to fill in the blanks somewhat if they want milk the lizard while viewing.  Like a traditional Playboy or Hustler magazine, this feature is more about the suggestion of sex rather than documenting a live sex act like most graphic porn flicks. 

Adriana looked great in her scene, but compared to the other girls she comes off as a "Tushy Girl Lite" here.  The only thing that got intimate with her butthole was her own finger, and even that was barely inserted.  It's rather curious since Adriana regularly handles large cocks up her butt without any trouble at all. 

Play By Play

Below is a brief blow by blow account of the sex scenes:  

Scene One:  "Gina's Tushygirl Audition"  Gina Ryder & McKayla Matthews (girl/girl scene).  Right off the bat, Gina is seen in a compromising position with a very large dildo with balls crammed up her ass.  Gina is outside near Seymore's patio on her hands and knees with her legs spread nicely.  She looks really good here with her hair up and back.  Gina is only wearing a black tank top style half shirt.  Her face is down low to the ground and facing the camera.  McKayla is the dildo assistant.  Gina takes all but one ball and McKayla fingers her pussy gently and poses for the camera by licking her ass cheek and the dildo.  McKayla slowly pulls the long dildo out.  Darn, Seymore's photographer missed some shots, so they ask Gina if they can do it again.  Gina agrees and McKayla stuffs her ass again after adding some lube.  Seymore comments, "It's amazing how you think you can't do things and find out you can."  Gina is a good sport and mostly just has a goofy smile on her face the whole time.  It's mostly shot at medium length but there are some nice close ups toward the end of the sequence.  McKayla licks the dildo briefly and teases us that she is going to inhale a ball.  The scene cuts and now McKayla has a dildo up her butt in the upside down position.  Seymore and crew continue to take photos of the action.  Gina caresses her pussy a little.  At first Gina doesn't fuck her with the dildo but after a few minutes, she begins to move around a bit, but not too deep.  Gina licks McKayla's snatch and continues to use the dildo on her a bit.  (10 minutes)

Scene Two: " Tonya's Veggie Fetish" featuring Tanya Danyelle (solo scene).  Tanya is a hot looking blond who looks like a dancer.  She is tall and leggy and has big breasts.  As this scene opens, she is posing in the kitchen in front of the fridge.  She's wearing a white tank top which is tied and pulled up over her breasts and has a red bandana in her hair with high heels.  She has no panties on.  Tanya grabs cold zucchini and poses with it.  Then she unwraps the vegetable and Seymore directs her to lean up against the counter and put one leg up.  Tanya lubes the zucchini and proceeds to penetrate her ass with it from behind.  This is a pretty sizable zucchini and it looks pretty hot in her butt.  The green color of the vegetable makes a nice contrast with the creamy skin tone of her butt cheeks.  The scene cuts and now Tonya is lying on the floor.  Another zucchini magically appears on the scene so that Tanya can have one in her ass and one in her mouth at the same time.  Seymore directs to suck it deep, but not to throw up on it.  She slowly removes it from her butt.  Seymore discusses getting some gape shots with her using a corn cob, but Tonya seems hesitant so Seymore nukes that idea.  He does have her pose for one more shot, this time with Tanya leaning back against the chair while squatting on the floor.  Tonya is posed as if she is fucking herself with the zucchini anally.  Then with a little help from Seymore, she inserts the other zucchini in her pussy for a DP effect.  The scene cuts and now she posed very similar again with a zucchini in each whole.  This time she's holding the pussy one at a higher angle so that we can see her pussy better.  (10 minutes)

Scene Three:  "Fish With Lish" featuring Alisha Klass (solo scene).  This is one for all your fish and game types out there.  Alisha poses for Seymore in full sporting gear sans pants and panties.  It looks like they are outside on Seymore's lush tropical style patio area.  She has on plastic waterproof fishing pants, hunting vest, camouflage fishing hat as well as a pole and net.  She poses in a variety of positions and sticks a finger up her butt.  Her face looks pretty, but the camping gear personally doesn't do much for me.  The scene cuts and Alisha has dirt on her chest and ass cheeks.  She spreads her butt for the camera and the camera zooms in.  Alisha discusses her poses with Seymore and seems pretty involved in the creative process here.  The scene cuts again and now Alisha has the handle of the net stuck up her ass.  She poses in two positions, including one where she squats over the net as if she was fucking it.  Also, a shot from the front with Alisha spreading her pink while the net is up her ass.  The scene cuts again and now Alisha stands up, spreads her legs and pees on camera.  The camera zooms in close and pulls away so viewers can see everything.  Alisha drinks beer and lets lots of foam run out of her mouth and over her breasts.  She also pours the brew on her pussy.  Alisha sucks the head of the bottle as if she was giving it a blowjob and then proceeds to actually fuck herself with it vaginally.  She's sitting on the edge of Seymore's pond during this sequence.  Next, the scene cuts and the bottle is inserted up her bum.  She poses a few different ways and the camera captures from close up and medium distance shots.  At this point, Alisha is still finding fishing gear that can substitute for a cock.  She inserts the fishing pole in her ass briefly.  The scene cuts Alisha playing with a fish that looks like it was just reeled in.  Then in the strangest moment of this unusual clip, Alisha kisses the open mouthed bass and licks it.  Then she holds it up against her pussy.  Another dead fish is produced and Alisha holds them up side by side next to her snatch and against her butt cheeks.  (16 minutes)

Scene Four:  "Adriana's Pissed"  featuring Adriana Sage (MVP)  (solo scene).  The scene opens with Adriana who is looking fabulous as usual.  She's mostly nude except for a skimpy bikini bottom and posing outside by the pool.  Adriana squirts some suntan lotion on her body and rubs it in, paying special attention to her booty.  Next she lies on back and pulls aside her bathing suit to give viewers a peek at her shaved pussy.  She takes off her bottom and poses more, including lots of close ups of her pink slit and ass.  Adriana slides one fingers in her butthole for the still photographer in multiple positions.  At Seymore's direction, Adriana places a finger in her pussy at the same time.  More posing on the patio and then the finale.  Adriana squats over a Tushy Girl magazine and pisses on a pictorial.  She towels off and a couple of minutes later tries to "finish peeing" but she can't.  She says, "I guess I ran out."  Lots of softer glamour and tease in this scene.  (12 minutes)

Scene Five:  "Curl Your Hair Anal Sex" featuring Cherry Mirage (solo scene).  Cherry is seen blow drying and brushing her long brown hair.  She indoors in a bathroom.  Then, just in case it is wet, she blow dries her pussy briefly.  Cherry's pussy is totally bald.  Seymore's photographer is snapping away in the background.  Cherry poses with her hairbrush and inserts it in her pussy.  At first she is sitting on a stool facing the camera, and then stands up and turns with one leg on the stool and her ass out.  Cherry is seen lying on the floor lubing her butt.  Then she on her knees with her brush handle stuck up her ass.  She's holding the brush with one hand and a mirror in the other positioned under her cooze.  Then she moves on to jamming a large curling iron up her butt with lots of greasy lube on it.  She poses like this on a chair with her ass out toward camera.  The scene cuts and Cherry is fingering her butt once again.  The camera zooms in for a close up under her, then moves to a "full on" position from the back.  At the director's request, Cherry puts more than one finger up her ass -- she chooses to go with three digits.  She moans a little then sucks her fingers.  (12 minutes)

Scene Six:  ""Jenna's Cram Session" featuring Jenna Davis with one guy (Tyce Bune).  Jenny is an attractive young girl with long, sandy blond hair.  However, her many tattoos do detract from her looks.  Here she's dolled up in a schoolgirl outfit -- white (half top), plaid skirt, white cotton panties, and white knee socks.  A scholarly looking Tyce is trying to concentrate on a book, but Jenna won't leave him in peace.  She insists on seducing him.  She starts off by sucking his cock briefly and then Tyce eats her pussy.  This is a real photo shoot, so the action is not as "natural" as in regular porno scenes.  The couples poses a lot, moves slower and is interrupted often for direction.  Tyce fingers Jenna with several fingers.  The scene cuts and Tyce fucks her from behind on the sofa.  However, this is Tushy Girl Magazine, so after a few minutes, they are ready to move on to anal.  Tyce lubes her ass and inserts a couple of  fingers to warm her up.  The scene cuts and Jenna gets fucks anally reverse cowgirl style.  The slow insertion shot is included here, which is rare on this tape.  Tyce fucks her gently and Seymore has Jenna pose with a dick in her ass.  After a few minutes, the scene cuts and now Jenna is getting probed in the sideways position and then upside down.  Nice mix of close-ups from several angles and tight full body shots here.  Tyce gapes Jenna a couple of times.  Then she puts a finger in her pussy at the same time.  For the cum shot, Tyce pumps her in the mish position (back on the couch) and pulls out before he's ready to blow his nuts.  He shoots his jizz directly in Jenna's open mouth and she expels it in a nasty way -- letting it drip down the side of her face.  Nice finish!  (21 minutes)

Everything Else

No condoms were used in this feature. 

Seymore includes previews of Tushy Bowl 2001, Backdoor to Buttsville II and Gapes of Wrath at the end of the feature.

Last Word

This installment of Tushy Girl Magazine is nice change of pace from regular bump and grind porno flicks.  I believe it would be especially appealing for viewers who are interested in sneaking a peek on a porn set or dream of having holding their own photo shoots with adult starlets.  It's sort of like Private Castings, but without the long interviews and inevitable sex with Woodman.  There's a lot of solo anal play here with unusual objects, so if that's your kink, don't miss this one.  However, understand that the footage here was incident to real photo shoots, so the anal play is mostly suggestive.  In other words, the zucchini really is in the girl's butt, but she not  masturbating with it.  Nonetheless, with just a bit of imagination, I think there's plenty of strokable material here for anal fans.  Taken at face value for what it is, it is well done and interesting. 

Overall Rating:  B

Second Opinion? 

The "8 Inch Critic" wasn't too impressed.  He described this video as a "novelty" but he did note it was "interesting to see how depraved these chicks can get."  (rated 2.5 stars out of 4 - February 04, 2002)

Review Date: 07.23.2002

Other Suggestions & Comments

On 07.23.02, the average price for this VHS video was $24.95 based on 2 online retailers.

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If this movie appeals to you, Snowman recommends:

Tushy Girl Magazine #01 (VHS) -- (Gamelink)

Tushy Girl Magazine #02 (VHS) -- (Gamelink)

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