Flash Review

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Starlets: 

• Ann Harlow
• Malaysia
• Cherry
• Eliza
• Kitty
• Simone

Synopsis

This is the first in (what is likely to become) Michael Stefano's new teen series for Platinum X Pictures.  As one might expect, it features barely legal teens who are new to the industry.  Stefano shoots the scenes in a gonzo and wall to wall fashion with occasional POV shots.  Most of the girls are interviewed at the beginning of each scene and encouraged to tell revealing things about themselves and be truthful.  

What's Hot

I enjoyed Stefano's proactive and somewhat aggressive approach to directing.  Whether it was tease and interview footage in the beginning of the scene or the sex itself, he seemed to know what he wanted and wasn't afraid to take control.

Two of the girls here are keepers -- Malaysia and Ann Harlow.  I think both were attractive and sexually hot.  I am hoping for nastiest performances from both in the future once they feel more comfortable. 

18 year old Kitty is a cream dream come true for viewers who fantasize about young Asian girls.  She brings new meaning to the expression "flat-top" which only adds to her very youthful appearance.  Kitty looks like a kid who should be in class pondering geometry problems and worrying about who will ask her to the junior prom. 

Very good audio/visual quality in every scene.  Good illumination and camera work. 

Stylish open credits with good identification of the starlets. 

Attractive cover art on the front.  Also, nice silkscreen design on the dvd disc itself.

What's Not

Raincoater material is sadly lacking here.  This is a problem common to "teen" series and those that feature newcummers.  In this case, not a single girl is willing to let her pooper be probed.

A few of the girls didn't float my boat.  I didn't find Cherry or Simone attractive enough to get involved in whatever they were doing onscreen.  Also, Eliza was just OK. 

Play By Play

Below is a detailed description of each scene:

Scene One -  Cherry and Malaysia plus one guy.  Cherry is a fair looking strawberry blond with pinkish skin that is somewhat chubby.  Her strange outfit didn't help matters, especially the feather boa and stockings with convict stripes.  Fortunately, Malaysia is more pleasing on the eyes.  She's a petite, attractive brunette from Hawaii.  She has moderately dark skin, and could be mistaken for Latina.

The scene starts off with an outside interview by director Michael Stefano.  The girls are together and have dildos in hand.  Stefano has a somewhat hard hitting interview style.  He is clear with the girls that he wants them to tell "the truth."  He's quite amusing to listen to in some respects and he would be right at home working at the fictional Bada Bing strip club in HBO's "The Sopranos".  Malaysia reveals that has fucked a sixty year old guy while Cherry says the strangest sex she has engaged in so far is an encounter with a guy who wanted to be hit in the balls.  Stefano next has the girls pose.  He instructs the girls to stand side by side, bend over and spread their asses for camera while kiss and tongue each other.  Pretty simple stuff, but it works!  Nice job!  Next there is some bj action by both girls.  Malaysia makes good eye contact with the camera.  She looks awesome sucking cock. 

Now the scene moves indoors to a sofa and the guy joins in.  He licks Malaysia's twat.  Then there's some dildo play.  Malaysia has no trouble fucking herself with a big toy.  Stefano's employees an aggressive direction style and encourages the girls to be nasty.  Now Malaysia starts to blow her male co-star.  It's a deep BJ with spitting.  Cherry takes a turn at the cock, but she less energetic.  To pump up the volume here, Stefano has her suck without using her hands and the guy fucks her mouth more aggressively.  They are "looking for tears." 

At this point, Malaysia is fucked hard in the reverse cowgirl style.  She has a totally bald pussy.  Some nice instances of p2m here courtesy of Cherry here.  Now Cherry rides cowgirl and then the dick goes back to Malaysia in a standing position.  This brings up the cumshot.  The guy jacks off on May's open mouth.  A good amount of gooey jizz is produced.  Cherry comes over to kiss Malaysia's messy face and lap the remainder off her cheek. 

Scene Grade:  B-

Scene Two - Kitty plus one guy.  Kitty is a cute, 18 y.o. Asian girl with extreme p4p appeal.  She has brown hair with red highlights, big eyes and absolutely no tits at all.  At the beginning of the scene she is seen peeing on a toilet.  She's a real young-um, born in 1984 and only four weeks into the porn business.  Kitty douches her pussy.  Then she poses a bit for Mr. Stefano.  He has Kitty spread her ass, but she's "saving" it and says anal hurts.

A guy appears and Kitty gets on her knees and sucks his big cock using no hands.  However, she's tiny and just can't take it too deep.  Next is eating at the Y with some fingering.  Kitty has a super tight pussy from the looks of things.  She's nude except for black heels.  Now she fucks the guy starting with energetic reverse cowgirl bouncing, followed by sideways and cowgirl.  She sucks his dick from her pussy.  Toward the end of the scene Kitty engages in standing 69 with the guy holding her upside down.  Obviously, this is only possible with featherweights.  Then a bit more reverse cowgirl before the cum shot.  For the cum shot, the guy drains his balls on her flat chest.

Scene grade:  B-

Scene Three -   Eliza plus two guys (Brandon Iron and Michael Stefano).  Scene number three features Eliza.  She has straight brown hair and looks sort of granola to me.  Eliza is English and has an accent.  Her breasts are moderate sized and appear natural.  A couple of guys are on the scene, one of which is Brandon Iron.  Brandon has a pleasant personality in the scene introduction.  Judging from her interview, I'd have to say, I doubt porn is for her.  Eliza says she will not perform anal or swallow cum, but she's not pretty enough to be a Vivid girl. 

When the sex starts, Eliza sucks both cocks.  Then she jerks off both guys as they sit on a sofa.  Then more blowjob action while she is fucked missionary style.  She tastes the cock p2m.  Then Eliza is screwed in the doggy position.  Here her pussy seems to get real creamy, however Eliza appears to be struggling with the scene.  The guys have her "clean off" their cocks.  Eliza sort of looks like a deer caught in the headlights here even though she isn't doing anything particularly extreme so far as modern porn goes.  For the cumshot, Brandon shoots his load on her face.  Lots of thick good lands across the bridge of her nose.  Bravo!  Next, Stefano orgasms and even more cum accumulates on her mouth (which she keeps closed).  By the end of the scene, she is covered nicely with cum.   

Scene Grade:  C+

Scene Four -  Simone plus one guy.  Simone appears to be a mixed black/Latina 19 y.o girl.  She's unusual looking, but not my cup of tea.  She does have great dsl.  I believe I last saw her in "Young Tight Latinas #02".  In her interview, Simone says that she's been fucking since age 11(!).  She's wearing red lingerie including stockings for this scene.  Once again, she spices her dirty talk with a lot of references to "Daddy".

The sex starts off with a squatting BJ.  Then the couple moves indoors and she continues with blowjob duty on the stairs.  This leads to fast reverse cowgirl on the stairs followed by cowgirl, sideways and doggy sex.  The scene concludes with an open mouth facial.

Scene Grade:  C

Scene Five -   Ann Harlow plus two guys.  The last teen to be "revealed" is covergirl Ann Harlow.  Ann alleges to be a 19 year old, but I thought she looked a couple of years older.  She's a cute, slender brunette.  However, she does have bad teeth.  Also, she looks really fantastic on the box cover, but not quite so hot in the actual movie.  She's new to the industry, but has appeared in a few movies, including one for Ed Powers.  The introduction and interview sequence for Ann's scene is longer than the others.  We see her make-up being applied as Michael Stefano and others casually engage her in conversation.  Like the other girls here, Ann seem reluctant to do anal.  However, the crew predicts she'll be doing it within a year.  Ann is wearing jeans and a red print top with a bandana type pattern.

The sex portion of the scene takes place indoors with two guys.  One of the guys is Michael Stefano.  Ann starts off giving the guys a blowjob.  It is somewhat messy and some slobber is involved.  The guys "teach" her how to deep throat, leading to more slobber mess.  Ann looks very nice licking cock.  Next Ann is sexed up by the guys.  The first position is cowgirl and then reverse cowgirl, switching between the guys.  Then standing cowgirl with a spread butthole - nice!  At the same time she jerks off the other guy.  Next is deep doggy fucking and simultaneous BJ.  The first cum shot is an open mouth one, but not much jungle juice squirts out.  Cum shot number two is also open mouth and this time a sizable amount of goo lands in her mouth.  Eight squirts to be exact (the guy counts off).  Ann plays with the cum and then swallows the load.  In an un-erotic dentist fashion they stretch her mouth out to prove she really did swallow the goo. 

Ann has porn slut potential for sure!  Now she just needs to get over that anal block!

Scene grade:  B-

Everything Else

The main menu on the disc is attractive and easy to understand.  Choices are presented to play the movie, jump to a chapter or view extras.   

The bonus features on this disc include a very generous "Behind the Scenes" segment, clocking in at thirty-three minutes!  Wow.  It includes additional interview footage with the girls, posing and on the set material.  There is also a "cum shot recap" for those who just can get enough pop shots. 

Last Word

"Teens Revealed" is a good kick off for this series.  It's a solid collection of sex scenes featuring newbies, but there's some room for improvement.  I'd like to see at least two or three of the girls in future episodes take the anal plunge.  Also, the quality control as far as the girls' appearance was spotty here.  I dug three of the chicks, but that's only a 50% batting average.  Michael Stefano's direction shows great promise.  Get this man some nasty girls to work with!

Overall Rating:  C+ (2.48)

Second Opinion?

Diesel says that Ann's scene is "terrific" but the others are not nearly as "nasty or lusty."  He found Stefano's direction somewhat "irritating" but recognized that he "coaxes" [nasty conduct] from his performers.  Overall he calls this feature "entertaining".  Overall rating 4 out of 5 stars.

Review Date: 06.02.2003

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