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Starlets: 

• Jeanette
• Sissi
• Angelica
• Jessica
• Lucy
• Venus
• Kamilla
• Simona

Synoposis

The "Assman" series is all about heavy duty, anal sex.  Basically, in every episode, the same three or four Frenchmen, violate the asses of European girls in a raunchy and demeaning way.  Scene set ups are razor thin, and straight sex is rather scarce.  The typical pattern is to go from relatively brief blowjob action directly to buttfucking.  The girls are almost always reamed in three or four positions for an extended period of time.  After the girl's asshole is relaxed, the director has a tradition of saying "Beam!" at which time the starlet's asshole is gaped as wide as possible.  Sometimes when the gape is good, Le Castel will say "Ole!"

Episode #13 was released just days before the 09.11 tragedy in 2001.  As a result, many viewers may have missed it entirely when it hit the shelves. 

What's Hot

If industrial butt sex and gaping anus is what you want, this (and all the other episodes) of "Assman" will fit the bill.

This type of ultra hardcore movie doesn't usually attract starlets as good looking as a Vivid movie might.  However, a few of the girls here were quite attractive, especially when certain angles were used.

What's Not

As noted above, the girls were probably not voted the homecoming queen in high school.  Also, since the "Assman" series tends to use Euro girls exclusively, the starlets are not going to be familiar to most U.S. porn fans.  Some of these girls may be well known stars in Euro porn world.  On the other hand, maybe they are working girls picked up off the street and these appearances are a one shot deal.  Who knows? 

Sometimes the camera work is annoying.  Le Castel tends to rapidly zoom in close every time there's he shouts "Beam!".   If you tend to suffer from motion sickness, keep some Dramamine nearby.

Blow by Blow

Below is a brief blow by blow account of the sex scenes:  

◊  Scene One:  Two brunettes and two guys.  One of the brunettes here is very attractive.  She's has red highlights in her hair and is wearing a black strap top, red skirts and tall boots.  The other starlet is cute but more granola looking.  She has long straight hair and is wearing a leopard top and black skirt.  Her complexion is only fair.  This scene takes place in rec room with a pool table.  The sex begins with eating at the Y, a blowjob and then straight sex (missionary and standing, bent over the pool table).  After a short amount of time, the hot looking one is treated to a finger up her ass.  Soon, her ass is swallowing three and four fingers.  When her ass is loosen up a bit, the anal sex begins.  Nice footage of the girl reaching back with one hand to spread her cheeks as her ass is fucked.  Her red panties remain on, but pulled to the side.  Nice cheek color while getting bum fucked!  The more granola looking gal now is seen lubing herself.  Then the scene cuts to ass fucking.  She takes the cock up her ass in the standing position also.  Le Castel does his "1-2-3 beam" thing here.  Nice gaping shots.  Then the girls each engage in RCA side by side.  Beam action for both girls in turn.  The hot looking one gapes better.  Now DP for the granola girl and the other one sucks the guy's cock a2m several times.  Then the hot looking girl performs RCA and the granola girl performs a2m.  The scene cuts to anal on the pool table.  The girls are on their knees spreading open their asses.  Le Castel "beams" them and they both manage very big gapes.  The hot girl's gaping butt looks especially fine.  The first cum shot is an open mouth one for granola girl.  She the of the jizz steams across her eye.  Cum shot number two is also a facial.  The guy jacks off in front of the hot girl.  She opens her mouth and all the jizz lands on her tongue.  She swallows it down.  (22 minutes)  Scene grade:  B+  (Snowman's pick for best scene!)

◊  Scene Two:  Lucy and one guy.  Covergirl Lucy is a cute bottled blond with big hair that would look suitable on a female country western singer.  She's wearing a black dress, white bra, panties and FM heels.  Lucy has big tits.  The scene takes place at a home bar setting.  The guy rims her and then fingers her anus briefly.  Then she gives him a blowjob on her knees.  Lucy makes good eye contact with the guy.  Next, standing sex where she is bent over a barstool.  The guy eats pizza as he fucks her.  Then the girl lubes her ass on camera and fingers her ass.  She spreads her ass cheeks for viewers.  Next, RCA on a bar stool.  She bounces OK, but not very gracefully.  Her pussy is shaved and petite.  They move through several anal positions including cowgirl (with the girl spreading her ass cheeks nicely), mish on a table and sideways slamming.  Very little talk, but some moaning here.  The guy jerks off to cum as Lucy is on her knees in front of him.  He shoots his wad in her mouth and then they eats pizza too.  Scene grade:  B

◊  Scene Three:  Simona and two guys.  Simona is Italian with thing, jet black hair.  She has a nice body but fair face.  Her nose is too big.  Simona has a nice shaved pussy and ass.  She's wearing a black bra and panties.  Predicable, the sex begins with a blowjob.  Then the guy tongue fucks her pussy and ass.  Simona lubes her ass and fingers her butthole.  She's in the missionary position with her legs up and back.  Eventually she jams two or three fingers up her poop hole.  Then anal action in the scissors and sideways position.  The girl spreads its.  This is followed by cowgirl (in the pussy) and more blowjob action.  Simona spreads her cheeks and asshole for the camera.  The lighting and color shifts here and becomes brighter.  Next cowgirl anal.  Simona takes cocks up her ass relatively easy.  She graduates to doggy DP and is a good sport about it.  Then RCA anal with some gaping and "beam" action.  Simona spreads her anus pretty darn wide here.  Then scissors with gaping.  Simona seems to display a carefree "anything goes" attitude here.  The last position before the dual facial is doggy on her knees with Simona spreading her ass nicely.  The guys take turns fucking her.  Scene grade:  B

◊  Scene Four:  Jeanette with one guy.  Jeanette is a cute brunette with curly (almost frizzy) hair.  She has nice medium sized breasts.  She gets naked quickly in this scene.  Jeanette spreads her pussy and ass while over the guy's knee.  She has some hair down there.  Blowjob action and doggy sex follows.  Then Jeanette performs doggy anal.  Gaping starts early in this scene.  She reaches back, with one hand on her ass cheek.  Dizzying camera work zooms in close at high speed during the "beams".  Next, sideways and scissors anal.  Nice full body shot here.  Jeanette is quite subdued throughout the whole thing.  She moans quietly at times, but that's it.  Jeanette next performs RCA with gapes.  She's more energetic now and Le Castel elicits wide beams here.  Then cowgirl anal.  Le Castel encourages Jeanette to "open her poo poo" and the starlet complies using both hands.  A raincoater tunnel effect is achieved.  The scene wraps up with a open mouth facial.  He guy squirts goo on her face and in her mouth.  For good measure, director Le Castel blows his nuts in her face as well.  Scene grade:  B

◊  Scene Five:  Jessica and two guys.  Jessica looks good from some angles.  She's a Czech chick with dark hair.  Her outfit is a red dress and white panties.  Sometimes I thought her face was pretty  -- she has very nice lips.  The scene takes place indoors on a daybed near a bright window with sunlight.  Jessica fingers her pussy and ass.  She's in the scissors position.  Then she tastes her finger a2m.  She works up to two fingers in her bum and tastes her ass again.  Next Jessica is seem performing RCA with a good insertion shot.  The starlet struggles a bit, but soon bounces gamely.  She takes a dildo in her pussy at the same time.  Now the scene moves on to DP action, both in the doggy and RCA positions.  The scene cuts to RCA so that the guys can do the "beam" thing with her.  Jessica looks to be in discomfort, but she's a trooper.  Next, sideways anal plus oral for the other guy.  Deep, long strokes in her ass by the guy.  Now, the scene cuts to good footage with the girl on her hands and knees with her ass out and butthole open.  Her rectum is invades by fingers and a vibrator.  The guys are rather playful about all this anus abuse.  They "beam" her with the vibrator.  Now Jessica is mounted for doggy anal.  The guys take turns fucking her ass.  Jessica does her best to endure it.  Then missionary anal.  Guy #01 pulls out and ejaculates on her pussy.  Guy #02 jerks off and cums on her face.  Jessica opens her mouth to receive the load.  A good amount of pecker juice lands on her lips.  Scene grade:  B

◊  Scene Six:  Two girls (blond and brunette) and three guys.  The last scene takes place in a kitchen and has two girls and three guys.   The sandy blond is just fair looking and has a boxy body.  From some angles her face looks pretty.  The brunette is cute, but not model material.  The blond appears somewhat dazed, as if she is on Quaaludes.  There's some bj action to start with the blond (who makes good eye contact) and eating at the Y for the brunette.  Then the blond is fucked from behind while standing.  The brunette participates in straight mish plus a blowjob.  The scene cuts to the blond who is now getting fucked up the ass.  She is on her hands and knees and her head is in the lap of another guy.  Now the brunette gets ass fucked too.  An interesting camera angle lets viewers see both girls at the same time.  The blond wakes up with a dick in her ass and looks hot sucking a guy off with getting reamed.  The brunette next experiences hard RCA bouncing.  This is a flattering angel for her.  This is followed by a doggy DP for the blond.  She is fucked without mercy in the ass during this sequence.  Next the brunette performs standing anal, bent over the kitchen counter.  The blond does scissors anal for a short time, then RCA.  Next the dark haired girl is on her back and the blond gets rutted sideways.  The blond joins her friend and sucks the guy's cock a2m.  Good tight camera coverage.  Next, merry go round anal with the blond.  The guys line up for missionary anal with her.  The brunette licks her pussy at the same time.  Some a2m involving the brunette.  For the cum shot finale, the brunette is on her knees looking up at the guy.  She looks cute.  Then she opens her mouth and closes her eyes to receive a cum delivery to the face.  She cleans off the guy's cock.  Then another guy gets ready to cum.  The brunette sucks him off earnestly.  After stroking it a few times, he blows his wad on her face and open mouth.  Then the girl cleans off his cock with help from the blond.  The girls kiss enthusiastically as the credits roll.  Scene grade:  B

Everything Else

"Assman #13" is very weak as far a DVD extras go.  Anabolic Video is really falling behind in this regard, especially for a premium priced disc.  Viewers can select to play the movie, select a scene, view a photo gallery or watch trailers. 

DVD A/V quality is good, but not the greatest.

Last Word

At the beginning of scene five, one of the familiar studs in the movie sum up this episode of "Assman" best.  He says, "And for today... the same...  Beam!"

Overall Rating:  B (3.05)

Review Date: 07.05.2003

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