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Starlets: 

• Alicia Rhodes
• Jackie Moore
• Angel Long

Synopsis

"7 The Hardway" is simply put one girl taking on 7 cocks in every manner you could possibly imagine. The first "7 The Hardway" was a major accomplishment in raincoater porn; anybody who saw that first one won't soon forget Ashley Blue's scorching scene. The second installment is directed by Vince Vouyer instead of Brandon Iron, and it has only gotten hotter the second time around. All 3 girls are extremely attractive, and the sexual energy of the three makes Ashley look like a Mormon in comparison! The film is produced by Vouyer Productions and distributed by Red Light District.

What's Hot

What's not!!!!!  Lots of intense and hardcore sex. All of the girls are hot, and incredibly slutty.

What's Not

Not a damn thing.  The only way you won't enjoy this film is if you don't like raincoater porn to begin with.

Play By Play

Below is a detailed description of each scene:

  Scene One -  Alicia Rhodes and seven guys.

We start off with a clip of Alicia from the end of Young Ripe Mellons 2, where she is a talking about how she is a slut and a whore, and Vince is challenging her as to whether or not she is really as much of a slut as she says. We cut to her in 7 The Hardway 2 talking about how much she wants to get fucked. She is a very attractive blonde from the UK, with large and natural tits, and those funbags look great flopping around later on. Alicia strips a bit and tells us that she can't wait to get her tits fucked, get fucked down her throat, she is going to get her ass stretched so wide that we'll be able to see right inside of her, and that she is going to get her pussy fucked so hard that she is going to dribble all over the guys' cocks. I like her attitude already! The one minor downside with her is that she is a bit thick in the gut. Not fat, just a little thick, and you can see that whenever she lies down.

We begin with Alicia fishing the guys' cocks out of their pants and sucking deep on all of them. It's obvious she loves it! This girl gives the impression that there is nothing more that she'd rather do than suck cock. She sucks cock with a lot of energy, deep throats all of them, gags quite a bit, and brings up a lot of spit all over her face and perfect tits. She sucks 3 cocks at once, and is constantly jerking the others off while blowing someone else....this chick loves cock, so much for that frigid English chicks myth. Steve Holmes is in this scene, and at one point as she is blowing someone else, he takes it upon himself to fuck her hair, just as he did in Wild on Sex...I'm just waiting for Steve Holmes to launch a Hair Fuckers series. Three of the guys get her to rim them out. When she's finished sucking all of them, she says that she's ready for some hard fucking, and the guys are eager to comply.

Alicia gets on one guy for some reverse cowgirl pussy fucking, as she sucks off cocks on either side of her face. Again, I can't overstate just how great those hooters look flapping around wildly. Alicia lies down, and each guy takes a turn fucking her pussy missionary, while she sucks off cocks, she is really turned on and moans loudly, and encourages the guys to fuck her hard. One guy pulls up and fucks her tits a bit, but unfortunately this is the only time she gets her tits fucked. The guys then take turns fucking Alicia in the ass in the same missionary position, before flipping her over and taking turns fucking her ass from behind. We don't get much in the way of any gapping shots, not like Alicia had promised us.

Alicia sits up and and gets into RAC with one dude, as another moves into fuck her pussy. The guys take turns fucking her cunt while the others get sucked off, and one guy stays in her ass the entire time. After every guy has taken a shot at her pussy, one goes for her ass, and she takes two cocks in there at the same time. The guys all take turns being the second cock in her ass. Alicia goes back to getting fucked doggy style in the ass, and each guy has a turn then gets sucked off A2M as soon as they finish their turn. Alicia hops on one dude for straight up cowgirl cunt fucking, he fucks her pussy hard for a minute or two, and then the guys move in from behind to take turns fucking her ass with the other guy still in her pussy. Again as they are done with their turn, Alicia cleans her own ass of their dicks. In the end Alicia lies down, and each guys takes a turn fucking her pussy before pulling out and cuming on her face. Alicia begs them to feed it to her, and they all come around her open mouth, but there is jizz everywhere, and her face is a frosty mess in the end.

Scene One Ratings:  9.31
Starlet appearance:  8.75, Starlet attitude and personality:  9.50, Sexual Heat:  9.50, Raincoat appeal:  9.50

 Scene Two - Jackie Moore and 7 guys.

Jackie Moore is a very attractive 23-year-old brunette from Florida who is relatively new to the business. She has a very nice tight bod, with decent sized tits, though much smaller than Alicia's. She is very good looking, in fact she almost looks good enough to be a model, she's not the girl you would expect to be making a film like this which adds to the scene. She just looks like a sorority girl, homecoming queen, etc. proving she is just as much of a slut as you had hoped. Jackie is interviewed and tells us that the most guys she had ever fucked was 4, that she first fucked when she was 13 and that it was awesome she started so young because fucking is great, and she has been horny since she realized she had a pussy. She shows us her pussy, and stretches open her perfect ass. She then crawls around the ground and tells us she can't wait to get fucked, and that she needs a dick in her mouth, and to be chocked and have her hair pulled around. She describes herself as a whore, and lets us know that if we want to fuck her, all we have to do is show her a fun time and then take her back someplace. She asks Vince when she can fuck, because she's getting sick of talking about it because it's making her so horny. Vince goes to get the guys, while Jackie gets herself ready by fingering herself.

The guys come in, and Jackie goes around getting their cocks out. She's not as aggressive about it as Alicia was, and she does not suck down as deep as she did, but you're willing to look past that since she looks so great with a dick in her mouth period. I think the guys feel she's being a bit light on the bj action, and so one picks her up and flips her down on a couch with her head hanging off and starts fucking her mouth. The guys take turns fucking her mouth, while another eats her pussy. The action does get a bit rougher, and she does gag a bit, but there is little spit. She briefly rims one guy, but mostly just sucks dick or balls, she does seem to have a thing for sucking balls. The guys then start fucking her pussy missionary while another fucks her mouth. Jackie sits up and tells one guy to "stick it in my fucking cunt!", and he gladly starts pounding her pussy reverse cowgirl. Jackie lets all of them fuck her pussy reverse cowgirl before sucking them off and moving to the next guy.

Jackie is next down on all fours on the couch, and begging for her ass to be fucked, they take turns fucking her ass from behind, while she sucks cock, and some of the guys get sucked A2M. We get some great up close shots here of her gapping asshole, and her pussy which is completely drenched at this point, she is definitely a whore enjoying herself. The guys move to fucking her ass from the side, before she gets on one for RAC. At that point the others start taking turns fucking her pussy or throat, one guy even begins fucking her feet and legs. Jackie then goes for cowgirl pussy fucking on the same guy, as the others fuck her ass from behind, then in reverse cowgirl she takes two cocks in her pussy and gets DP'd. In the end each guy fucks her cunt a bit and then pulls out and blows some nut butter on her face. It's a great facial scene, and she has it everywhere, all over her face, in her eyes, in her hair......great finish.

Scene Two Ratings:  9.06
Starlet appearance:  9.50, Starlet attitude and personality:  9.00, Sexual Heat:  8.75, Raincoat appeal:  9.00

  Scene Three -  Angel Long and 7 guys.

Angel is a 22-year-old blonde from the UK. Again, she is very attractive, she has a nice thin and tight body, and a tongue stud. She plays around with herself a bit, and dirty talks to us, asking if we want to fuck her, she fingers herself and says she wants to be fucked like a dirty slut, all in a very sexy british accent. She asks "have you ever fucked a british cunt before?" No, but maybe I need to start finding some!!!! She crawls around on the ground, she has tats on her ass, belly, and thigh, but I wouldn't say that they are distracting in this scene. She fingers her ass and tells us she wants a dick up her ass. She has a great ass, and great looking legs. She tells us she knows we're "wanking right now," and that she loves to feel like a dirty slut and to be fucked hard. Angel is indeed a dirty little slut, and a word of advice, have plenty of tissues around for this scene.

Next the guys are there, and Angel goes around getting their cocks out. She is very eager to get them out, and is an extremely enthusiastic cocksucker. She goes deep on them, and she spits a lot all over them. She goes around in a circle jerking and sucking the guys off while talking dirty to them about how much she loves to suck cock. I think the guys can barely contain themselves, as one quickly starts fucking away at her pussy (much quicker move to intercourse than in the other scenes.) The guys take off her sheer top, she has smaller tits than the other two girls, but they are still pretty damn nice. The guys take turns fucking her from behind while she sucks and jacks off the others. She lies down and each guy fucks her missionary, while another fucks her mouth. She gags a lot and there is a good deal of spit on her face, but she keeps up with the dirty talk when the guys pull out of her mouth. Telling them that they aren't fucking her hard enough, and to fuck her like a bitch. She isn't even moaning, she's making very animalistic noises the whole time, this girl is very turned on and has sexual energy that's off the charts. At one point she even makes a guy pull out and spit on her pussy before fucking her more.

Angel is then fucked doggy style, which the guys quickly change to anal doggy. Angel does A2M on all of them after they finish their turn. She then does RAC on all of the guys, and while on the last guy, another one comes and sticks his cock in her ass, and she is double analed. Each guy takes a turn DPing her ass, and she goes nuts at this point, really getting into it. Angel gets into a piledriver position, and each guys fucks her ass then has her suck them off. She pulls her ass all the way open, and we get a very large gape, and she has the guys all spit into her asshole. Then, while still in the piledriver two guys fuck her in both the ass and pussy, before each guy gets one more shot at her, some take her ass, some take her pussy, and then cum on her face. Most of the ball batter ends up in her mouth, but some spills on to her chin and chest. The last guy comes in her ass, she stands up, squeezes the cum out, catches it in her hand, and feeds it to herself. Perfect!!!!

Scene Three Ratings:  9.68
Starlet appearance:  9.25, Starlet attitude and personality:  10, Sexual Heat:  10, Raincoat appeal:  9.50

Everything Else

The DVD version of this feature contains a 10 minutes "Behinds the Scenes" segment, "Boner" footage, Photo Gallery, and trailers. 

Last Word & Final Tally

Great raincoater porn! Run, don't walk to get this one.

New (Experimental) SRR Rating Method:

Sexual Content Ratings (weighted 2x): 9.35

Production Ratings (weighted 1x):  8.75
Dialog/Story/Script: --, Costumes/Clothing: --, Location: --

Technical Ratings (weighted 1x):  9.25
Camerawork: --, Video Quality: --, Audio Quality: -- DVD Extras:  --

Overall Rating:  9.20 out of 10.00

-- Caphill

Second Opinion?

Bono-One says  "any hardcore raincoater should want to add this to their collection"  He say there are three "hot scenes" here with "energetic women".  He rated this film 4.5 out of 5 stars.  (ADT)

Gabriel 9 had a different take.  He found this movie "depressing" and "unimaginative".  He was bothered by the "endless flow" of derogatory remarks (filthy slut, whore etc.) made toward the girls and sometimes by the starlets themselves.  He said this is porn for "men who like to watch a girl being made to take it like a slut."  Rated 2.5 stars out of 5.  (ADT) 

Review Date: 09.07.2003

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