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Total Babe

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  Category  Wall to Wall / Gonzo
 Director  Brian Xin
 Themes  straight sex, anal sex, tease
 Production or Street Date  02.08.03 date of production, released 03.25.03
 Released By  Xinvision and DVSX
 Available Formats  VHS & DVD (DVD version reviewed)
  Running Time  113 minutes plus bonus footage (on dvd version)
 Source and Price Paid  DVD courtesy of DVSX
 Box Cover Quote  "Totally gorgeous, totally hardcore" 

Synopsis

I don't know that there is a general theme to this film. It's a mix of euro and American sluts in several different vignettes, mostly one on one, there is one FMM scene and one FF scene. This is not much of a raincoater film, somewhat more of a couples film.

This film is directed by Bryan Xin as a Xinvision production, and is released through DVSX.

What's Hot

The girls are with one possible exception, are all hot. This is a no boob job film, and that always scores points in my book.

What's Not

Pretty straight forward material.  Not a lot of hardcore sex or raincoat material, not the best of stroker material.  It's not as tame as a Vivid film, but is pretty close.  The scenes are short, not a lot of action or set-up at all.

Play By Play

Below is a detailed description of each scene:

  Scene One -  Any Scott and one guy

We start out watching Avy Scott dressing herself in several different sets of lingerie and she dresses to some really annoying music that sounds like it belongs in a horror movie. We watch Avy playing dress up for close to 10 fucking minutes! I don't think this is sexy at all, undressing, a quick strip-tease, yes....but what is sexy about watching a girl get dressed? The director of the movies does this in a couple of the scenes. For those of you who don't know, Avy is a very cute brunette with VERY large all natural fun bags, and thank god no tats on her perfect body. She is extremely hot, but gets a tame fuck in this scene.

After we watch her apply her makeup???? Avy comes down to a living room where her guy is waiting, and from what I can gather she is supposed to be a hooker, since the guy notes "she comes highly recommended." Avy kneels down in front of the couch and begins to suck the guy's cock. It's what I would call a loving blowjob, no spit, slow paced, no deep throating. She does spend some time on his balls though. The guy places her on the couch and tears open her fishnet stocking around her pussy ( I found that exciting, but that's about as exciting as this scene gets) and goes to town eating her pussy. He is an aggressive cunt licker and she seems to be getting into this part of the scene, but we quickly switch over to him fucking her doggy style on the couch.

Avy moans through the scene, but there is no dirty talk whatsoever. It is a beautiful sight though to see her perfect tits hanging down flopping around as she gets fucked. She hops on the dude for some brief reverse cowgirl, before a sideways fuck, and then cowgirl position. During the cowgirl she places her hand down in her ass, but it is unclear if she is actually inserting any fingers in her ass, it looks more like she is trying to cover her ass so we the viewer can't see her hole, I hate when chicks do that in porn! The guy pops a weak load in her mouth and she suck him off. Overall a boring scene, not much energy, but Avy is hot.

Scene One Ratings:  7.56
Starlet appearance:  9.00, Starlet attitude and personality:  8.00, Sexual Heat:  7.25, Raincoat appeal:  6.00

 Scene Two - Ashley Long and two guys

We start with Ashley doing more stupid dressing-up to more stupid fucking music. Ashley is a tall blonde, with smallish natural tits, a few tats on her back, she does have a nice body and a very nice tight ass. Her face is ok, but not stunning by any stretch of the imagination. After dressing up she strolls around the back yard teasing us with some upskirt shots of her pussy. She touches herself a bit, but never plays with herself. She goes back into the house where two parolee looking guys are waiting for her on the couch. The guys start playing with her tiny tits, she starts sucking on one guy's cock while the other moves down to eat her out, and briefly licks her asshole.

The guy eating her out moves up to get his cock briefly sucked before the other one fucks her missionary. The guys switch, and one fucks Ashley doggy style while the other one gets sucked off ( he won't fuck her anymore for the entire scene.) Finally, the guy pulls out of her pussy and fucks her ass doggy, before fucking her ass cowgirl. We see a few insertions (but not up close), and there are no shots of her asshole.

We then cut to both guys jacking off on to her face, the angle and lighting is not the best for a cum shot, and we can't really see just how much gets on her face. Ashley is decent looking, and the fucking is more intense than the first scene, but still nothing to rave about.

Scene Two Ratings:  7.81
Starlet appearance:  8.00, Starlet attitude and personality:  8.00, Sexual Heat:  7.75, Raincoat appeal:  7.5

  Scene Three -  Adriana and Nella

These two girls are hanging out drinking wine together, I have no clue what they are saying. One the sound sucks, and two they are speaking another language. Both girls look Latin, but it's not Spanish they are speaking. Both are very attractive thin and tan girls, they look Latin, but I think they are Euro, I have no idea from where. The girls start kissing and there is some nice tongue action. The girls strip each other, they both have nice tight bodies with small tits. After stripping they grind their pussies together. Nella sucks on Adriana's tits and Adriana finger fucks her. We move to Nella eating out Adriana's pussy a bit, and then there is more body and pussy rubbing, and they finger their own holes.

Next it is Adriana's turn to eat Nella out, she spends more time fingering her than eating her out. Then we get some nice up close shots of Nella eating out Adriana. They grind their pussies together again, act like they are getting off, kiss and then that's that. If you want to see some softcore lipstick lesbian action, then this is a good scene. Both girls are hot, but it never gets hotter than two girls experimenting in a college dorm.

Scene Three Ratings:  6.87
Starlet appearance:  9.00, Starlet attitude and personality:  7.50, Sexual Heat:  6.00, Raincoat appeal: 5
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  Scene Four -  Kathy Anderson and one guy

Kathy is a relatively cute euro-blonde. We start with her taking a bath, she is soaping and washing herself off. She has a nice body, with medium sized tits. She gets out of the tub and dries herself off and then we watch her get dressed (snooze). She goes out to the bedroom where her man is reading a mag, and says something to him in some language. She gets on the bed and starts rubbing herself and gets the guy to come over and she sucks his cock. Again, this is a tame bj, and it does not last long before she pulls up her skirt and gets on him for some reverse cowgirl pussy fucking. We get some close-up shots, and dude's balls are seriously deformed, as dull as this film is, we now also have to watch Quasimodo in action.

Kathy is playing with her tits, and strips off the remainder of her clothes while still riding Quasi. Quasi fucks her sideways for a bit, before she hops back on for some reverse cowgirl. She does have a nice ass, and thankfully he does then fuck her ass RAC. Her hand covers up the insertion though, he doggies her anal, and we get one brief shot of her asshole but it is not a close up, and her hole is clearly not stretched out. Quasi is not fucking her very hard, and the girl doesn't seem too into it, not a lot of heat. Quasimodo jerks out a weak load on her mouth, but it mostly drips down on to her tits. Kathy is cute, and there is some anal in this scene, but not exactly raincoater's paradise.

Scene Four Rating: 7.56
Starlet appearance: 8.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 7.50, Sexual Heat: 7.50, Raincoat Appeal: 7.25

  Scene Five -   Kelly Anderson and one guy

We watch Kelly stripping on a hotel bed, she has very dark hair, with very small tits, but does have a nice body. She looks like a Brazilian or Latin Sarah Gilbert (Darlene from Roseanne,) she's not all that attractive. She's on the bed and some dude comes in from behind and starts massaging her ass and tits, very, very lightly, it would not surprise me if these two were a couple. Kelly briefly sucks his cock, again not much heat with this bj. He begins fucking her missionary on the bed, before fucking her cunt cowgirl. We get some nice shots of her tight little asshole, but it never gets fucked.  The guy fucks her doggy style, before some more missionary fucking, from which he pulls out and shoots a good deal of nut butter at her, and it goes all over face, tits, and her hair, before Kelly rubs it in to her tits.

Overall a dull scene, except for the cumshot. Kelly moans a lot, but that's all. These two fuck way too much like a couple in love or some crap like that.

Scene Five Rating: 6.94
Starlet appearance: 7.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 7.00, Sexual heat: 7.00, Raincoat Appeal: 6.75

  Scene Six - Judy Star and one guy

We watch Judy dressing herself (of course). Judy is a cute Euroslut with dark hair and smallish tits one of which is pierced. Judy walks over to a guy sitting down on the couch and dances for him a bit, gives him a bit of a lap dance, she strips down and then starts sucking his cock. She is a bit more of a hosebeast than the other girls in this film, and gives him a bit more of an intense blowjob, but there is still not spit or anything like that. The guy quickly moves to fuck her doggy style on the couch, he briefly pulls out and has her clean him off straight out of her honey pot, before going back to it. She gets on him for some reverse cowgirl, before he goes for her ass.

The guy fucks her ass missionary, and he does fuck her pretty hard with a rather thick dick, so we get some nice gapping shots of her ass, but again they are not close-up shots. She sucks him off A2M, he spits in her ass and then fucks it some more (this is what Avy should have been doing!!!), before fucking her ass in the doggy position.  While in the doggy, the dude pulls out some more for A2M and then fucks her ass some more. For the cumshot, the guy jerks off in front of her face, he lets out a large load of jizz a good amount gets in and around her mouth, but the largest shot flies straight over her head.

Overall, this is the best scene in the movie. It's the most intense......but, if this were in a quality raincoater film, this would probably be the weak link.

Scene Six rating: 8.06
Starlet appearance: 8.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 8.00, Sexual heat: 8.00, Raincoat Appeal 8.25

Everything Else

There is some "behind the scenes" footage included which is basically just that, watching some of the behind the scenes happenings on about 3 of the scenes.  Nothing all that interesting.

Last Word & Final Tally

Not worth spending money on, unless you have a thing for one of the starlets, or maybe you want to find something not too offensive to watch with your wife or girlfriend..

New (Experimental) SRR Rating Method:

Sexual Content Ratings (averaged & weighted 2x): 7.46

Production Ratings (weighted 1x):  6.50
Dialog/Story/Script: 4.00, Costumes/Clothing: 8.00, Location: 7.50

Technical Ratings (weighted 1x):  7.00
Camerawork: 7.50, Video Quality: 7.50, Audio Quality: 6.00, DVD Extras:  7.00

Overall Rating:  7.35 out of 10.00

-- Caphill

Second Opinion?

Anton Deztin stressed that this movie was geared toward "Generation X" implying a younger audience, but then went on to say that each scene contained lots of subtle and alluring tease, which I would associate as something older viewers would appreciate more.  He also praised the cast, which he described as "hot" and "easy on the eyes" and the "amazing sex", enhanced by "exciting" angles.  Overall rating:  3.75 out of 5.00.

Review Date: 10.13.2003

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On 10.13.03, the average price for this dvd was $19.66 based on 15 online retailers.

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