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| Category | Wall to Wall / Gonzo |
| Director | William H. |
| Themes | straight sex, anal sex, outdoor sex, incest |
| Production or Street Date | xx.03 date of production, released 10.06.03 |
| Released By | Elegant Angel Video |
| Available Formats | VHS & DVD (DVD version reviewed) |
| Running Time | 116 minutes plus bonus footage (on dvd version -- bonus scene + bts) |
| Source and Price Paid | DVD courtesy of Elegant Angel Video |
| Box Cover Quote | "These horny gals just love getting jammed in the dirtpipe while masturbating to the smell of soiled mens briefs!!" |
Synopsis
Elegant Angel supremo Patrick Collins teams up with maverick Director William H. to bring us the latest edition of the highly entertaining Tails of Perversity series, which gives us 5 different vignettes all with a morale theme, which might strike a cord with most viewers, the subjects include incest, trust and lust, so it might not be for everybody, but in the main this is pretty light hearted stuff.
What's Hot
A good build up to the eventual sex that ensues, plus the girls are all pretty hot particularly the new to me Vicky Vette who really stuck in my mind and other parts of my anatomy. The scenes were all well shot and varied, so you were not sure just what was coming next, for instance I liked the intensity of the 1st scene with Loni and her room-mate who really looked like they had been wanting to go at it for a long time, and the slutiness of Gia Jordan in the last scene. This feature also had some good outdoor sex for those who are looking for that sort of stuff.
What's Not
The only gripe I have are that the first two performers would have been better in each others scenes, Red Heaven would have been better playing the slightly goofy flat mate who turns into a raging nympho in the 1st scene and Loni would have done a better job in the oral only next scene, of course I say this with hindsight having viewed the end product.
Play By Play
Below is a detailed description of each scene:
Scene One - Loni
and one guy
Opens with a chap with a European accent (all male cast are not credited here) talking on the phone to his buddy complaining that he ain't getting any sex, and how he has tried to make moves on his female flat mate, but she will have none of it, we then cut to his flat mate Loni who is a very exotic Asian almost Indian looking babe with a curvy body and large natural breasts, sneaking into the guys bedroom and masturbating, sniffing and licking a pair of his boxer shorts, this carries on for quite a while before she is disturbed by the flat mate and the inevitable sex follows, which includes skull fucking and deep throating, which Loni does expertly, this duo really do look like they have been lusting after each other, so this also helps with the story, Loni then climbs onto the guys face so he can get a good munch at her pussy, then he enters her firstly in reverse cowgirl which show her ample boobs swaying nicely, then we cut to doggy style sex, then missionary on the floor, Loni chokes the guy at this point, before taking a very strong facial, with good clean up by Loni who says she will keep this flatmate. As with most of Loni’s scenes the action is very intense. (23 minutes)
Would have been nice in scene 1 if Loni had actually been caught sniffing the guys boxers, and why was her room-mate not getting any joy with his sexual advances when she was wandering the house in a mesh-top, panties and high heels??
Scene One Rating:
8.00
Scene Two -
Red Heaven and four guys
Red Heaven (a slightly goofy redhead with enhanced pointed breasts) chances upon a dildo whilst walking by the side of the road, she gives it a couple of rubs and out pops the genie of the dildo Patrick Collins (complete with tremendous outfit), who grants her one wish, she thinks for a while and her wish is to blow 4 guys (I take it she didn’t fancy winning the lottery). Patrick says he was hoping for an easier task than that, but has a mate William H. who owes him a favor, and will be able to arrange it. She is whisked to a deserted warehouse via a shopping trolley and it is night time, and her wish of 4 guys are waiting for some attention. The use of a solitary light shining sometimes partly on the performers works pretty well, but it has to be said that Red Heavens oral techniques leave a lot to be desired, as she never really works any energy or excitement up, the use of capturing the action as a silhouette reflected on the walls is also pretty neat. The most memorable part of this scene though are the 4 great pop shots she takes on her face, which are all the more noticeable with the light shining on her happy smiling face. I can’t help noticing that Red Heaven looks like the goofy redhead out of Buffy The Vampire Slayer. (20 minutes)
Scene Two Rating:
6.50
Scene Three -
Vicky Vette and one guy
Vicky Vette (cover girl) is up next playing a businesswoman, who is telling her partner that she will not be home again tonight as the meeting has dragged on for another day, she says not to worry as she has not even looked at another guy. After a hot steamy shower she is feeling a little horny and starts masturbating for a while, she is shown dressing into a short pair of leather pants and stockings. She decides to call the reception of her hotel and asks for a massage, when the nerdy massage guy shows up he needs very little invitation to give her the full service. Vicky is a statuesque blonde with a terrific body and very nice pair of large enhanced pointed boobs, she is not a teenager, but that is perfect for this role, she gives the guy a tasty blowjob and then it is hard slamming sex in Reverse Cowgirl which is filmed from below and really makes her breasts look awesome, she does a lot of moaning during this position, and really seems to be getting off, they then progress to slower doggy style which builds in intensity. She then asks to take it up her ass!!, the guy obliges (why can’t I get a job with these perks??) and anal sex follows in 3 different positions and she takes a good facial with great clean up, I would certainly recommend checking out Vicky if you have not already done so. (26 minutes)
Scene Three Rating:
7.75
Scene Four -
Charlie with one guy ( Mr. Pete)
Our second from last scene stars the cute Lyla Lei, who is of Asian descent, she is dressed in a mini skirt, long white socks, low-cut blouse and high heels, her father has kicked her out because she is a slut!! She has been left stranded and has to beg a lift. So she spots a motorist filling his tank up at the garage and successfully manages to get that ride ....
We then cut to Lyla Lei giving a blowjob to the driver as he is driving down the street, they pull in to a quiet spot and the driver then gets to fuck her standing against his pick-up (watch the paintwork!!), she gets her hair pulled into the bargain, we then move back to some more oral action, this girl is very cute, then we proceed onto sex in reverse cowgirl, and then follows some good anal action, firstly in reverse cowgirl, doggy, then finally 69 position, he shoots his load on her face, most of which goes in her mouth and she blows it back out in bubbles. Some pretty good outdoor action which is well captured but the lighting was not the greatest. Lyla Lei’s constant moaning did not add to this scene either in my opinion as it sounded so fake. (17 minutes)
Scene Four Rating:
7.63
Scene Five - Gia Jordan and
two guys
Our last scene stars the superbly slutty Gia Jordan, who not surprisingly does a good job playing her step brothers slutty sister. Opens with two guys one telling the other that his step-sister is a slut and that she used to give him blowjobs years ago, well would he like to meet her (answers on a postcard!!). Gia is caught by the two masturbating on the sofa, her step-brother introduces his mate to her and then proceeds to suck the two of them off saying that any friend of her brothers is a friend of hers. This is by far the roughest and most perverse scene on the tape and her brotherly love stretches to deep-throating, ass licking and of course vaginal sex, all with a running commentary by the vampish Gia, just a surprise there was no Anal (some step-sister!!), the pop shots are pretty good and decorate her face, she then demands to suck the 2 guys cocks bone dry which I am not sure they greatly appreciated. This is the 1st time I have seen Gia, but I have to say I was impressed. (26 minutes)
Scene Five Rating:
7.50Everything Else
The DVD version contains a bonus scene from "Tails of Perversity #09" featuring Julie Night. There's also a Behind the Scenes featurette and trailers from other recent Elegant Angel movies.
Last Word & Final Tally
Producer Patrick Collins and director William H. should both be commented on this slice of off-the-wall real life. The acting on the whole was pretty well done and believable. This production will be well suited to the Raincoaters with its near the knuckle story lines, but I think it is mainly meant to be tongue-in-cheek. Of the 5 vignettes at least 1 is going to strike a chord with most viewers.
New (Experimental) SRR Rating Method:
Sexual Content Ratings (weighted 2x):
7.48
Production Ratings (weighted 1x): 7.66
Dialog/Story/Script: 8.00, Costumes/Clothing: 7.00,
Location: 8.00
Technical Ratings (weighted 1x): 7.33
Camerawork: 7.00, Video Quality:
7.50, Audio Quality:
7.50, DVD Extras: not rated
Overall Rating: 7.48 out of 10.00
-- Crofters
Second Opinion?
Rog described this collection of "twisted" vignettes as "really solid". He seemed to like the Loni scene best but noted that Lyla's car BJ may be the best he's seen her in. Overall rating: A- (RAME)
Review Date: 12.06.2003
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On 12.06.03, the average price for this dvd was $22.91 based on 11 online retailers.
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