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Starlets:
| Category | Wall to Wall / Gonzo |
| Director | Mr. Chris |
| Themes | new starlets, straight sex |
| Production or Street Date | xx.xx.03 date of production, released 10.24.03 |
| Released By | Elegant Angel Video |
| Available Formats | VHS & DVD (DVD version reviewed) |
| Running Time | xxx minutes plus bonus footage (on dvd version) |
| Source and Price Paid | DVD courtesy of Elegant Angel Video |
| Box Cover Quote | "Sloppy facials! Nipples galore! Perfect asses! They're all fresh and sweet and ready for the meat!!" |
Synopsis
The idea here is pretty simple,
find newbies to the jizz biz and fuck them on video. It's pretty much as simple
as that. Each scene (except for one) is the director Mr. Chris fucking a
newcomer to porn. All of the girls are attractive to one degree or another, and
all girls get a hard enough fucking, two with anal. The movie is highly
formulated though, and there is little difference from one scene to another.
The film is directed by Mr. Chris for Elegant Angel.
What's Hot
There are no dogs here, and all come across as fresh newbies, which can be a
welcome change from the usual jaded porn starlets.
The sex is all well filmed with great shots and heavy use of POV.
Missy Marie puts in an intense scene in Scene Three and is one wet fuck.
What's Not
The scenes are highly formatted, with a few exceptions, you could basically interchange one scene with another.
While these are all newbies, Ava and Anita are strippers and have the complete enhanced stripper look, which is a bit of a downer IMO....they don't come across as innocent.
Way too much talking on the part of the male actors, they dominate the scene to too high a degree.
Play By Play
Below is a detailed description of each scene:
Scene One - Cali Lynn
and one guy (Mr. Chris)
Cali is a very cute 21 year old blonde from Portland, Oregon. She's rather tall 5'9", Mr. Chris interviews her and she says that she found his website online and was interested in trying porn out, she ahs never fucked on film and says she is very nervous. She tells us all of the things that is going to be done to her (all the girls do this,) and then Chris strips off her bikini top to reveal a pair of small pert titties. Chris also shows us her shaved twat (all of the girls are bald) and her tight asshole. Chris fingers her with some very nice close-ups of the fingering, all of the scenes have good close-up shots of the girls getting their cunts fingered, so if you are a fan of that, you will get off on these scenes. Cali is sucking his cock at the same time, he lightly face fucks her, but for the most part she only takes a small portion of his dick and is a reserved cocksucker. Chris even has to direct Cali to stroke his cock while blowing him.
Chris gives Cali (and all of the girls) a lot of "good girl," "oh yeah", types of comments. It gets sort of annoying after awhile, I never want the guy to make more noise than the chick! Mr. Chris has the look of a wannabe rock star with a really ugly goatee, and he wears black shades for the whole movie, but that is why every teenage boy dreams of being a rock star....lots of pussy. We get some great POV shots of her sucking his cock (there are lots of cuts to POV shots in this film) and Cali looks especially enticing looking up at the camera with a dick in her mouth and while eating his balls. This is a long BJ, but not especially intense by any means. The two 69 and there are some good shots of her snatch getting spread open and fingered. Chris gives her a lengthy finger fucking and has her turn beet red and thrashing around the bed. The two fuck missionary style with Cali paying frequent attention to her nipples and clit. Cali looks very hot in POV getting plowed in this position. They switch to cowgirl, there are some nice close-up shots of her tight puckered asshole, but unfortunately it won't get violated today. They switch to reverse cowgirl, then sideways fucking on the bed, before finishing up in the doggy position. Chris shoots his load in her mouth as she stares up at the camera. She swallows down and he asks if she enjoyed herself (she did) and then tells her to say "thank you Mr. Chris," (he does this to all the girls???)
Good straight fucking, Cali is hot, and the scene is well shot. The problem is she is not the most eager girl.
Scene One Ratings:
8.09
Starlet appearance: 8.70, Starlet attitude and personality: 8.00, Sexual
Heat: 8.00, Raincoat appeal: 7.65
Scene
Two - Ava Devine and one guy (Mr. Chris)
Ava looks a hell of a lot like Mya Rudolph from SNL, I believe that Ava is Latina, but it is not discussed. She is kind of ghetto with her huge-ass hoop earrings and bad blonde dye job. She also has some HUGE fake tits...I'm no fan of silicone so negative points for that IMO. The audio is not that great in her interview, but she says she was a stripper who loves cock and sex, so she may as well do porn. This is her first film, but not her first time getting fucked in the ass, and that she is very nervous about the filming. We start off with her getting her slit fingered as she sucks Chris' cock. She is a more enthusiastic cocksucker than Cali, and has no trouble taking all of his cock, and makes a lot of use of her hands during her BJ. He fucks her pussy cowgirl, and slaps her big full ass around as it bounces up and down. They fuck reverse cowgirl and sideways on the bed, Ava is a VERY loud fuck, moaning a great deal. Her tits are trash though, they barely even move while getting fucked!
They fuck doggy style, and she looks good with his fingers shoved in her mouth from behind. Chris lies her down on the bed and slowly inserts his cock into her shitter. He picks up the pace and Ava frigs her clit as he pound away at her ass. He fucks her ass from behind and pulls out at her request to let her suck him off A2M as she "mmmmmm's" and moans at the taste of her own ass on his dick. He fucks her ass some more before pulling out and jerking off in her mouth, this is a well shot POV cumshot.
Intense fucking, although the anal takes up only a small part of the overall scene. Ava is just not the most attractive girl in the film, and I hate those over inflated boobs.
Scene Two Ratings:
8.18
Starlet
appearance: 7.95, Starlet attitude and personality: 8.25, Sexual
Heat: 8.35, Raincoat appeal: 8.15
Scene Three -
Missy Marie and one guy (Jack
Rotten)
Wow, you really do have to see this teenage piece of ass in action! Missy is an 18 year old from Vegas with short blonde hair, who looks a bit like Becky from Roseanne. She looks very much like an innocent teenager, could easily pass for younger. She is not drop dead gorgeous, but just very young and cute. She has very pale and light skin and some big 34 D tits, and is entirely bald around her cunt. She bounces her tits around for the viewer and tells us she has never done porn before, or been fucked in the ass before, she says she is an anal virgin. She shows us her VERY tight little asshole. Chris gives her a vibrator to play with, and she starts using it on her clit as he moves in and starts fingering her hole. She is very loud and clearly aroused as you get a close up shot of her squirting out a small bit of fluid on his hand, she has a cute embarrassed look on her face and giggles at the camera.....very hot.
They go to some other room and run into some guy (Jack Rotten) who is playing guitar on the bed. Chris asks him to do him a favor and fuck her in the ass, because he had too many Guinness's the night before, the guy agrees (duh)...he looks like the guy from that fart website....thank god there is none of that here. Marie gives him a very short BJ, because dude is having some wood problems, so he fingers her instead and she brings back the vibrator to help him out, she squirts again, and then he is sufficiently had enough for her to go back to blowing him. He gives her a hard BJ, fucking her face a lot, there are some nice POV shots of this. This guy is also a big talker and commands her around way too much! He fucks her missionary style, and she is a LOUD fuck, moaning and screaming like a banshee and she is WET!!!!! There is pussy juice dripping down all over and creating a HUGE wet spot on the sheets that they are fucking on. He fucks her cowgirl and she is slamming down on him at times actually fucking him more than her is fucking her, they actually have to cut at one point because as she is slamming down on him her pussy juice is splashing all over the camera lens.
He fucks her pussy reverse cowgirl and doggy before lubing up her asshole, trying to loosen the tight hole up with his finger, and then trying to insert his cock. Her ass is extremely tight though, and he can't really get his cock in, and every time he starts to get it in she screams and jumps in pain. She finally takes over and gets the head of his cock in her and he slowly begins pushing in. The scene cuts and he is slamming her ass in the missionary position. He fucks her ass briefly before pulling out and shooting on her face. The jizz mostly lands in her mouth, and she spits a bit back up into the air.
Missy has a cute, innocent look to her, and yet is a very loud and eager slut. Its' incredible how wet and excited this girl gets, and watching to try and take cock up her ass is priceless....best scene of the film.
Scene Three Ratings:
8.81
Starlet appearance: 8.70, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.00,
Sexual Heat: 8.75, Raincoat appeal: 8.80
Scene Four - Anita Lei and one guy
(Mr. Chris)
Anita is not Asian despite her name, and is instead a blonde stripper with extremely long hair (down to her ass). She is attractive, but looks like she may have had some plastic surgery and an implant job as well. She says she is a bit nervous but she knows Chris, because he was the DJ at her strip club and convinced her to do porn, but this is her first scene. He fingers her meaty pussy while she gives him a BJ. She gives him a deep lengthy BJ, before he fucks her cunt sideways on the bed. Her tits look like they could be implants since they stay almost perfectly in place and she can actually reach down and suck her own nipples while getting fucked. They fuck cowgirl and doggy, there is some nice insertion shots on the doggy and POV on the doggy. I also liked how he pulled her hair back while fucking her from behind. Chris pulls out and cums on her face. Anita keeps her mouth shut for the cumshot, and the jizz falls across her face, a bit landing in her hair, and a lot dripping down on her neck.
Anita looks decent enough, but I didn't think she had a lot of energy, and the sex was no different than the first scene.
Scene Four Rating: 7.98
Starlet appearance: 8.10, Starlet attitude and personality: 8.05, Sexual Heat:
7.95, Raincoat Appeal: 7.80
Scene Five -
Morgan March and one guy (Mr. Chris)
Morgan is an ok looking frosted dark blonde from Oklahoma (I think, the audio was really bad for her interview.) She is 19 and again this is her first scene. She is completely shaved and has an ugly little tattoo on her waist. She gives him a fairly dull BJ, she doesn't have a lot of personality or show much energy. She only takes in about 1/2 of his cock, and he isn't even completely hard from her BJ! They fuck cowgirl and she does have some pert little nipples on her tiny tits which perk up quite nicely while she is getting fucked. They fuck sideways on the bed as she frigs her clit, and then reverse cowgirl and doggy. Chris shoot his load primarily in her mouth which she quickly swallows down.
Morgan did not impress me much, she was lacking any real energy or enthusiasm.
Scene Five Rating:
7.83
Starlet appearance: 8.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 7.75, Sexual heat:
7.90, Raincoat Appeal: 7.65
Everything Else
There is a "behind the scenes" feature which has five rather lengthy previews of other EA films, as well as a bonus scene from Filthy First Timers 34. The girl is Lily French, and I was watching it thinking the chick looked VERY familiar. I am 95% certain she is the French-Canadian chick who Seymour Butts was trying to talk out of joining the porn industry on an episode of Family Business. Oh well, guess it didn't work! This is a full scene with her and Mr. Chris.
Last Word & Final Tally
Well, this film is good for the fresh new meat, but in some scenes that translates into nervous performers. I was very impressed with Missy Marie, and I highly recommend checking her scene out. As you may have told from my blow-by-blow of this movie, the scenes are pretty much the same as one another. With the exception of that Missy Marie scene, there isn't much that stood out to differentiate one from the other. The guy can also be annoying at times, with too much damn talking.
However, the film was well shot! Very good filming of the sex, with lots of close-ups and POV shots.
New (Experimental) SRR Rating Method:
Sexual Content Ratings (averaged & weighted 2x): 8.18
Average of all scenes listed above.
Production Ratings (weighted 1x): 8.25
Dialog/Story/Script: 8.00, Costumes/Clothing: 8.35,
Location: 8.40
Technical Ratings (weighted 1x): 8.85
Camerawork: 9.40, Video Quality: 9.20,
Audio Quality: 8.30, DVD Extras: 8.50
Overall Rating: 8.36 out of 10.00
-- Caphill
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Review Date: 03.02.2004
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