This is the seventh installment of this series from Evil Angel’s resident French director, Christoph Clark. Like his Evil Angel cohort, Rocco Siffredi, Clark has an undeniable knack for finding the most beautiful and nastiest European women and getting them to do the most depraved and extreme sexual acts on camera. Big Natural Tits is more of the same but specifically caters to the fans that adore large, genuine breasts.

All of the women. There isn’t one woman here who wouldn’t make you do a double take if you saw her walking down the street. All of them also happen to be extremely willing and super-nasty. There are five scenes here and the only scene where there isn’t a double penetration of some sort is the scene where it is physically impossible. The sex is already a raincoater’s wet dream and if you love tits, you’ll find you are going to tap yourself out to this movie quite a few times. It is not heavy on or include a ton of tit-only play, but there is more than enough to satisfy you. For the most part, it’s gonzo two-on-one sex featuring women who happen to have more-than-ample bosoms.

The last scene featuring Clark, Scarlette and Black Widow. It’s a good scene for sure but just not as boner-inducing as the four scenes that proceeded it. I think one usually expects the last scene in a movie like this to be the coup de grace and in the tradition of saving the best for last. In this case, that simply didn’t hold true. Had this scene been placed somewhere in the middle, one might not have noticed and it would have fit in better. As it is, it kind of ends the flick on not a down note, but just somewhat flat.

Also, Clark could stand to linger on certain positions and camera angles longer. It seemed as if the camera was constantly roaming and almost never entirely still. Just when you got into a groove watching a certain angle or position, he would pan to another area or cut away to something else entirely. But other than that, the camerawork itself was great. Just keep it STILL longer some time.

Black Diamond not getting DPed or analed disappointed me.

I could do without Clark’s comments from behind the camera at times.

Director Christophe Clark talks with the girls while they stand fully dressed before him first. Despite being porno regulars they still giggle somewhat nervously as they talk and answer his questions. Clark feigns cardiac arrest when they both bare their breasts simultaneously. Judith looks like what you would get if you combined the DNA of Aurora Snow and Aria Giovanni and actually fed her more than once a day. Her wide, pale and dimpled posterior looks like it belongs on a bigger girl, as if she were wearing the bottom half of someone else’s body. All in all, it is still a thick and meaty rump that every man with an ass fetish fantasizes about plunging his tool headlong into. Black Diamond, on the other hand, resembles an exotic distant cousin of Hollywood actress Scarlett Johanssen. She is wearing some really sexy see-through underwear and is the better looking of the duo, but decidedly less intense than her coital cohort is. The girls play with each other briefly before moving over to the guys, who get to lick, caress, kiss and fondle their breasts while the girls hungrily work over their throbbing erections. Diamond gives a lackluster oral performance on Choky and Judith seems to notice, since she gives her girlfriend a hand (or mouth, in this instance) and finally gets Choky’s flagpole up to full mast. Lengin helps himself to Judith’s fleshy and ample backend while she does this. Choky seems to get bored of fucking Black Diamond as he moves over rather frequently to put his cock near Judith, who is having no problem stealing this scene so far.

Even when Choky does fuck Diamond, he is almost always eyeing Iron as he does it. Judith is a sight to behold bouncing up and down on Lengin’s rod in the cowgirl position. Her jiggly and expansive backside crashes down hard and repeatedly over Lengin, creating erotic and undulating waves of ass flesh in the process. The guys double team Judith often, double penetrating her in various positions while Diamond looks on. Both of the guys fuck Iron anally in the doggie position before Lengin moves her into position for some piledriver action, her soft white butt cheeks rivaling the very couch that they are on for the title of “Most Cushion-y.” As he pounds Judith from above, Choky slides his prick back and forth between her tits, letting Judith lick his swinging ball sack. Judith brings her tits together to receive a Perfectly Acceptable Load from Lengin while Choky tit-fucks Diamond until he pops all over her chin and tongue from between her tits. The horny girls seductively eye the camera and show off their cum-covered chests as we fade to the next scene.

I was disappointed that the girl who I thought to be the more attractive of the pair got the least involved and didn’t do any anal. Oh, well maybe next time. Diamond is certainly sexy but didn’t seem up to the task of fucking two guys on this day. Maybe her cat got run over or something before the shoot; her mind just seemed to be elsewhere and it showed. Judith, however, was all business and went about the task of taking on two cocks with a natural-looking zest and zeal that raincoaters love to see. It seemed like just another day at the office for Iron and she looked to love every minute of it. Perhaps she can pass her work ethic on to her friend. It’s no wonder the guys in this scene were tripping over themselves to fuck Judith while Diamond diddled herself in the background.

Tiffany is a sophisticated and suitably stacked dirty-blonde nurse who leads Clark to a room in the hospital where his friends, LeCastel and Choky Ice are infirmed. The two patients implore Tiffany to show them her tits, which she does almost immediately, strutting from bed to bed, letting each man take turns touching and tasting her God-given wares. LeCastel unveils his thick hardness and Tiffany instinctively drapes her mouth over it like she has a rare disease and Jean-Yves cock contains the antidote. LeCastel’s cock somewhat resembles the leg of an old antique coffee table made of aged, solid oak. She gives the same treatment to Choky, stripping off her top and revealing hot red spandex shorts and white fishnets. LeCastel produces an absolutely ENORMOUS flesh-colored double-headed dildo out of nowhere and thrusts it deep into both of Tiffany’s holes while she strokes both men. Your guess is as good as mine as to why two men had the world’s largest dildo hidden in their hospital room. Apparently, health care is run a little different in countries outside of the U.S.

It’s not long before LeCastel grows jealous of the dildo’s anal probing prowess, however, and seeks to replace it. Choky then tags “in” and nails Tiffany’s poop chute in the missionary position while LeCastel gets stroked and blown. Choky shows us Tiffany’s gapage thus far and it is virtually BOTTOMLESS. If you could see the diameter of this thing, you would know why it’s fitting that my spell check keeps trying to change “gapage” into “garage.” LeCastel strolls around to inspect. He puts his finger in her twat and pushes the flesh out through her asshole. Well. Interesting, if not entirely arousing, visual. Jean-Yves takes the action back to his bed as Tiffany rides him reverse cowgirl anally for a bit before Choky injects himself into the fray and they DP her. LeCastel and Choky work Tiffany over magnificently here while her perfect and large naturals hang down to either side of her frame, bouncing fantastically with each pump of their penises. Jean-Yves lifts Tiffany into the air so that Choky can fuck her ass and Ice stabs alternately in and out of her ass and her snatch. LeCastel flips Tiffany over to fuck her ass doggy style while Choky gets more head. LeCastel spits in her asshole and honestly, at its current size he could’ve stood in the next room and not missed. Choky retrieves the double-headed dildo and bends it so that it penetrates Tiffany’s pussy and her ass before inserting four fingers into her ass, as well. LeCastel is back up to bat as he fucks Tiffany anally in the cowgirl position with her periodically standing up to show off her ever-expanding butthole. Tiffany gets on her knees and bounces her tits playfully while the boys stroke their pearly deposits onto her gorgeous rack. She sucks and jerks each her benefactors dry and rubs the cream into her chest to end the scene.

Tiffany oozed sex appeal from start to finish her and is probably the nastiest girl in this video. She seemed willing to do everything and everything she did was done with reckless abandon and a wild carefree approach, whether it was real dicks or toys. She fucked and sucked like a pro and her body is truly to die for. She’s one of the most attractive girls on display in this movie and her tits are just what big natural tit fans are looking for. (CJ’s Pick for Best Scene, obviously)

Lolita looks to be a bit older than the other women featured so far, but is nonetheless probably the sexiest thus far. Her face reminds me of Justine Romee while her bosom is reminiscent of a natural version of Friday’s. She speaks not even badly broken English like the rest of the cast, so Clark talks to her in their native tongue before introducing her to his friends a.k.a. the two most overdressed for a scene in a porno EVER, LeCastel and Perry. Lolita lifts her shirt and upon revealing those massive mammaries, it takes all of two seconds before the guys descend upon Lolita like two carrion-seeking vultures, groping, tonguing and tit-fucking her while they relieve her of her garments.

LeCastel beckons Lolita, down to only her red high-heeled pumps, over to the couch where he spoons her vaginally before going down for a taste (and finger) test of her pussy and ass. Perry takes this opportunity to pillage her posterior while Jean-Yves’ package probes her dental work. They take turns fucking her ass as Lolita rides Perry reverse cowgirl with him occasionally lifting her to accept LeCastel’s love log. Lolita climbs off of Perry and mounts LeCastel cowgirl where he gives her round juicy ass a few playful slaps and Perry comes over to DP her. Perry takes his cock from her ass and puts it in her mouth for a bit of A2M before Lolita rides him cowgirl. Perry lifts her ass off of his cock to show us the gape before LeCastel comes over to fill that void and DP her again. Lola turns around to ride Perry’s tool in the reverse cowgirl position and he wields his cock like OJ wielded that knife; he repeatedly stabs Lolita’s asshole before LeCastel enters her vagina for another double penetration. Lolita drops to her knees, sucking one cock and tit-fucking the other, alternating until Perry and LeCastel empty their protein smoothies onto her cleavage while she massages her breasts. Castel’s first stream of spooge is so strong it completely misses Lolita’s chest and lands on Perry’s inner thigh. Ah, the perils of being a porn stud. A big satisfied grin from Lolita is the last thing we see before we head into the next scene.

This was an impressive first outing for Lolita. I enjoyed seeing her thick frame in action and she didn’t seem overly nervous or uncooperative about performing certain acts. At one point, she accidentally gets double vaginally penetrated due to Perry’s poor aim and she doesn’t bat an eyelash. That’s a trooper. Who knows what else she was willing to do? I think we’ll find out soon enough.

Rita greets Perry, Lengin and Clark from atop a tall staircase in a sheer black evening gown while brushing her hair. She shows off her big natural tits to the men downstairs who look as though they really cannot wait to get their hands on her. Rita makes her way down, tantalizing and titillating each man separately and letting them partake equally of every available inch of her voluptuous curves. The men greedily and eagerly respond. I, for one, would love to know where Clark filmed this scene in particular. It is an absolutely beautiful old Victorian home, replete with Roman columns, slick marble floors and expensive-looking antique furniture. Rita strokes and sucks the boys until they are worked up, lifting her dress to reveal a matching black thong. I never paid much attention to Rita’s derriere before (who can with her tits so prominently featured the majority of the time?), but here it commands your gaze, I defy you not to stare at its magnificence while she blows both men. Perry gets lucky and gets to ram his meat into Rita first while she is bent over, still servicing Lengin. Rita fucks Lengin cowgirl and Perry moves into position to fuck her heaving bosom. Perry then dribbles saliva onto his own cock before allowing Rita to suck and tit-fuck it any further. She then climbs aboard his prick for some intense reverse cowgirl that gets her tits audibly slapping.

Lengin suggests a change of scenery so he leads them to another room and onto a bed with a huge and ornate golden headboard. Rita slinks over to the waiting Lengin to suck his cock while Perry amuses himself by licking and fingering her ass. Perry spoons Rita anally while she continues to blow Lengin. The men switch positions as Rita seems to be really enjoying having two thick schlongs invade her every orifice; her face is beaming. Rita moves on top of Perry to have her ass fucked reverse cowgirl and gorges herself on Lengin’s pecker. Rita’s extra-enthusiastic here, really riding Perry hard and grinding down on his dick as if somehow cramming his entire length into her bung would satiate her ever-increasing cock lust. Lengin joins Perry and DP’s Rita in this position briefly before flipping her over to fuck her doggy. Both men bang her in this position with Perry getting A2M. She fucks Lengin reverse cowgirl anal and then Perry cowgirl anal before they DP her ever so briefly again. Why so short on the DP action, I wonder. Rita slides off the edge of the bed and jerks both cocks to climax, the first eruption of semen bringing a very satisfied smirk to her face. She rubs it in and plays with her knockers as we fade out.

Rita was sultry, hot and as seductive as ever in this scene. Incredibly hot performance, but par for the course for Ms. Faltoyano.

Clark already has his mitts all over and under the dress of the rubenesque blonde with the infectious smile, Scarlette when the scene opens. He helps himself to her mams in various positions before Scarlette returns the favor with a short, boorish blowjob. Scarlette then agrees to let Clark fuck her ass because she “likes him so much.” He wastes no time in pistoning his adequately sized shaft (Clark isn’t quite packing the same size heat as the rest of his male cast) in and out of her already-gaping asshole. Judging from the ease with which he’s doing it, I’m guessing this isn’t Scarlette’s first anal excursion. She’s gaping like a champ already and he’s barely been at it. The camera then pans to Black Widow, who’s been watching attentively from a couch across the room. She slowly saunters over to get a close-up look at the action. Widow’s tits are definitely natural, but by no means big. (Clark chooses to trumpet her large, puffy nipples instead) Black Widow is a lithe brunette who, with her hair pulled back like it is here, resembles Paulina Porizkova. Clark instructs Widow to kiss Scarlette while he fucks her. Widow does as she’s told and sucks and tugs at Scarlette’s huge areola while Clark gets Widow out of her tight black leather skirt, black fishnets and matching leather, dominatrix-style boots.

Clark gives Scarlette’s anus the business mish, while Widow positions her snatch over Scarlette’s head and play with herself. Clark bends both of these “bad girls” over his couch and admires their asses. All the attention is then focused on Widow as Clark fingers her bung while Scarlette rubs her breasts over Widow’s taut and firm ass. Clark moves around and lets Widow suck and stroke his cock before sitting her down on his lap for some anal reverse cowgirl. Scarlette licks his cock and balls as he enters Widow. Clark moves Widow to the missionary position where he bores into her ass while Scarlette lets her pendulous, swaying breasts hang over Widow’s face. Clark switches back to fucking Scarlette, whose ass is still WIDE open (“You see? This is what men want,” he says to her) while Widow plays with herself some more. Widow jerks off Clark with her feet in between thrusts. Clark orchestrates more girl-on-girl action while he plows Widow from behind anally. The girls get down in front of Clark’s cock where Widow jerks Clark’s cum onto Scarlette’s sweater shredders.

I don’t know why Clark saved HIS scene for last. It’s lukewarm compared to Tiffany’s and Rita’s and would’ve been better served by being somewhere else in the sequence, saving either Tiffany’s or Rita’s scene for last. It does offer a unique alternative, though, since all of the other pairings feature two men and a lone woman. Clark instead bravely and unselfishly takes on two women alone in his scene.

The DVD contains *a cast listing and biographies for the majority of the performers as well as a photo gallery. There is also roughly twenty minutes of extra footage, including Clark getting to do Judith Iron and Tiffany after their scenes and more footage of the fantastically perfect Rita Faltoyano.