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| Category | Gonzo / Wall to Wall |
| Director | Jordan Septo |
| Themes | big breasts, straight sex, anal sex |
| Production or Street Date | xx.xx.03 date of production, released 02.18.04 |
| Released By | Venom Digital Media in conjunction with EXP |
| Available Formats | VHS & DVD (DVD version reviewed) |
| Running Time | 120 minutes |
| Source and Price Paid | DVD courtesy of EXP |
| Box Cover Quote | "Anals, Facials, 3 Ways & D.P. Sex! The Mega Teen Jam-A-Thon!" |
Synopsis
First off I want to say fuck the cherry blossoms and fuck all the tourists who come to DC to look at them, they aren't that fucking special! It just fucks up my weekend, turning what should be a 15 minute drive into a fucking hour journey! Ok, so I was a little stressed out today and I decided to ease the tension with a little porn, and what could be better than Teens With Tits.... I mean it combines two of my favorite themes. I'm a confessed tit lover, so obviously this film is going to appeal to me, if you aren't much of a tit man, this may not have much appeal to you.
The film is directed by Jordan Septo and is an EXP production released by Venom Digital Media. I've never seen anything from any of these companies, and I was at least impressed with the digital quality and the audio and visual quality.
What's Hot
Honey and Daphne Rosen are fucking hot! With great fucking tits! I could spend all day sucking on these girls hooters....or line them up next to each other and take turns titty fucking them......ok, I'm getting off point here.
Top quality film work, good lighting, visuals, etc.
A good mix of action, with some tit fucking, DPs, anal, all mixed.
What's Not
The only girl who is remotely believable as a teen is Honey, the rest look way past their teens.
Too many tats......it defeats the whole purpose of a teen line.
Play By Play
Below is a detailed description of each scene:
Scene One - Honey and
two guys (Rick Masters and unknown)
Honey is a hot fucking brunette with blonde streaks and a big set of perfectly shaped natural jugs. The director has her show off her tits, and they look great squished together! She says she can't lick her nips though because she can't reach that far (bummer!) honey does have a big tat on her lower back, but its ok....I'll overlook it on this hottie. Honey shows off her nice ass and pierced clit and tells us how much she wants to be fucked, and we cut to two dudes feeling her up. The horny slut already has Rick's cock out of his jeans and is giving him a hand job while both guys play with her tits and cunt. Honey sits down on the couch and both guys hover over her to get their pricks spit cleaned. As Honey hungrily sucks down on the one guy (in fact Honey mouth is filled with cock throughout the whole scene, and she's really fucking hot moaning down on her cock filled pie hole) Rick gets in behind her to bang her pussy from behind.
There is some nice close-ups of him banging her pussy, and we see her squirt out a little something on him, I don't know whether it was piss or her cum, it was a small amount and came directly from her pussy, so I'm leaning towards cum. Rick comments on it and tells her to cum on him and then starts really pounding the fuck out of her twat. Honey lies back on the couch and it is the other guy's turn to pound her pussy as Rick fucks her mouth, and I do mean fucks her mouth...I will say these guys never ease up on her. There are some nice shots from beneath the action so we can see Honey's tight little asshole as she gets pounded. Honey gets on Rick for some reverse cowgirl and man those tits look great flopping around, and Honey's long hair is drenched in sweat....very hot! The guy fucks her doggy until she says she wants them to cum. All 3 of us blew our loads, the 2 of them on her face, and me in my boxers. They do drop a good load on her, most of it dripping down her face to her chest, though a little does get in her hair.....just wish mine had been on her pretty mug.
Hot scene.....ok not heavy on raincoat material, but she is a hot fuck and they really bang the shit out of her. I want so see more of Honey!
Scene One Rating:
8.96
Scene
Two - Anne Nova and one guy (unknown)
A lot of guys seem to like this German whore, but I'll be honest, I'm not a big fan. Her body is fine, and she puts in a lot of nasty sex, but I think her face is really harsh....she sure as hell doesn't look like a teenager! Anna is outside in a g-string and shows off her tight body. She does have nice medium tits, which I have to say I'm not 100% certain are real. She does spend a lot of time licking her hard nips. Some guy comes in and starts aggressively sucking on her tits and making out with her, before lying her down on the lawn chair to eat her pussy and bunghole. He fucks her pussy aggressively missionary on the lawn chair, and Anna briefly sucks him off before getting on for reverse cowgirl. They have a very hot standing reverse fuck with her legs wrapped around his waist and with her on to the bars of the tent cover they are fucking under. They fuck doggy before switching back to missionary.
The guy spits down on her asshole and then slides his big dick into her tight little shitter. It is well shot really showing how tight a fit it is. She sucks him A2M before he pound her ass from behind, we see a nice shot of her stretched asshole before he inserts. Anna gets on him for RAC, interrupted with some brief A2M cocksucking. Anna is really into it...though she really doesn't say much because she doesn't speak English, but her eyes are rolling back into her head and she looks like a fucking zombie. They switch to cowgirl anal, and there are some nice shots of him pulling his cock in and out of her ass. they go back to missionary anal with more good close-up shots before he pulls out and shoots a weak load on her face.
This scene has more raincoat material, and the standing fuck was really hot, I just don't think she is all that attractive.
Scene Two Rating: 8.41
Scene Three - Susie and two guys (Lee Stone
& Cheyne Collins)
I was really unimpressed with Susie. She is an ok looking brunette with way too many tats. She also look like she's in her later 20's, not at all like a teen. She has big fake tits with scars that look like shit from the side....all lumpy! She does otherwise have a nice thin body. Susie is outside and plays with herself and couldn't look more uninterested, in fact she never really gets vocal. The two guys come in and she gives them boring blowjobs. Cheyne fucks her doggy as she sucks Lee. Lee fucks her reverse cowgirl. Cheyne fucks her missionary, and there is a good shot here catching a close-up of him fucking her pussy while also showing Lee fucking her mouth.
Lee fucks her RAC....which was not clear at first, because there is no real insertion shown, or any struggle on her part. Cheyne fucks her ass sideways and then the guys DP her briefly before jerking their loads on her face. Lee leaves a weak load, but Cheyne who is overly vocal at this point blasts a huge load on her face and hair.
Anal and good facial, but this girl is boring.
Scene Three Rating:
7.78
Scene Four - Daphne
Rosen and one guy (unknown from first scene)
I have a new object of desire and her name is Daphne. This girl is seriously fucking hot. She's posed for awhile on the internet, but she is new to porn, having made less that 10 films to date. Now, she has also lost weight, because if you look at her internet pics she is a bit chubby, but she sure as hell ain't here! Daphne is a blonde with huge perfect tits! All natural too (she is the cover girl on the box). Daphne spends a lot of time spanking her ass and fingering her tight, hairless, and very pink pussy....even spreading her lips open at one point and fingering her clit for the camera, she tastes herself and lets us know how good she fucking tastes! The guy comes in and like anyone with half a brain goes straight for those tits and sucks them for all they are worth. He lies her back and we get some good fingering action on her lovely snatch. Daphne kneels down and sucks his cock. It's a wet sloppy blowjob, with lots of stringy spit involved. The guy thankfully shoves his cock between her big tits and starts fucking away. Daphne spits down on to her tits and tries her best to lick and suck at his cock head as it pokes up out of her massive melons.
They fuck reverse cowgirl and her tits look great bouncing around. There is a nice POV shot here of her ass slamming back on his prick. they fuck doggy so you can see those big tits hanging down, and then fuck cowgirl with her big tits brushing his face. He pulls out and shoots a decent load on her face. The best thing is there is a huge glob of ball snot right below her nose.

Not a hardcore scene, but I love this girl! She has a great dirty attitude. If she keeps the weight down and gets into more hardcore scenes she could really be a star.
Scene Four Rating:
8.90
Scene Five - Bianca Jagger and one
guy (Lee Stone)
Bianca is a dark haired girl who looks maybe Italian or Latin with nice natural tits (though they are both pierced). She is a little thick in the gut though, not really fat, but a thick girl. We quickly cut from her camera tease to her sucking Lee's cock. It's funny to watch her struggle and try to take all of him in her mouth, she only gets about 1/2 in before flinching each time. They fuck doggy, and she sucks him a bit before fucking missionary, reverse cowgirl, and then back to doggy. So-so scene, not all that long, and while she does have nice tits she is a bit thicker than I like and it really shows in doggy. Lee blows a weak load on her face.
Scene Five Rating:
7.99Everything Else
The DVD extras include a Behind The Scenes and Photo Gallery. The Behind the scenes is lengthy and you get to watch Honey eat lunch and Anna Nova take a piss in the bathroom!
Last Word & Final Tally
I liked the Honey and Daphne scenes, and I would say that makes the film worth it for tit lovers.
New (Experimental) SRR Rating Method:
Sexual Content Ratings (averaged & weighted 2x): 8.41
Average of all scenes listed above.
Production Ratings (weighted 1x): 8.30
Dialog/Story/Script: 7.50, Costumes/Clothing: 8.40,
Location: 9.00
Technical Ratings (weighted 1x): 8.85
Camerawork: 9.00, Video Quality: 9.00,
Audio Quality: 9.00, DVD Extras: 8.40
Overall Rating: 8.49 out of 10.00
-- Caphill
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Review Date: 04.06.2004
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