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Rump Riders

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 Category  compilation
 Director  various
 Themes  anal sex
 Production or Street Date  various dates of production, released 10.24.03
 Released By  Adam & Eve
 Available Formats  VHS & DVD (DVD version reviewed)
  Running Time  120 minutes + bonus footage
 Source and Price Paid  DVD courtesy of Adult DVD Talk
 Box Cover Quote  "It's always better in the backdoor.  Today’s hottest XXX starlets ... bend over and say “ahhh!” in this all-anal thrill ride!"

Synopsis

A generous (eleven scenes!) helping of top names getting down & dirty, all with some featured anal heat.

What's Hot

Although Adam & Eve have been known for couple’s fare, they employ the most major of stars and have excellent production values. Lots of hot starlets and the serious anal fan will find a lot of variety here to satisfy.

What's Not

Depends on your Point of view, but some of the heat is dispersed when a plotted movie is cut into compilations. More than once, you find yourself asking “where are they?” or “what the fuck is that?” or “Who is that and where’d they come from?” If you’re an anal-file, though, this is easily ignored. Scene ten with Julianna and Kyle is a total wash.

Play By Play

Below is a detailed description of each scene:

  Scene One - Lifted from Bare Necessities - Ruby and one guy (Steve Hatcher)

Ruby and Steve are pulling each other into a bathroom for a romp. Ruby is a ripe-plump nymphette whose body seems engineered for sexual pleasures. Hers is an ass made for tapping! She blows Steve with zeal, looking especially sexy as she looks up at him through her nerd glasses. Quick edit to Ruby leaning back while seated on the bathroom sink, looking intensely into his eyes as he plunges the depths of her pussy. As is her trademark, she begins the low, guttural grunting and heavy breathing that makes Ruby’s scenes so good. My only complaint here would be the score playing in the “background.” Its typical disco w/ some tech added and its so loud one could hardly call it “background.” Pity to view a Ruby scene absent of her moans – the woman’s a world class grunter!

The camera catches several angles and is shot well-lit as the pair quickly go anal. Ruby is splayed on her knees on the bath floor, diddling herself with a handy back massager that just happens to be waiting as Steve reams her ass. Lots of dick-into-the brown eye close-ups here. Next we see Ruby leaning over the counter with one leg up in a modified doggy to allow Hatcher maximum penetration and she’s obviously loving it. However, the scene is all too brief (how else to fit 11 in one flick?) and Steve answers her requests to cum all over those buns.

Scene One Grade: B

  Scene Two - Lifted from Miko Lee & Friends - Mika Tan and one guy (Alex Saunders)

As excited as I was to see Miko taking another one up the poop-shoot, it didn’t disappoint me at all to see Mika Tan. This reviewer is obviously biased, but I find Mika to be a truly sexy performer. Her facial contortions, obvious (and quite vocal) enjoyment of any act, and eyes that could coax cum from a dead pope all make for wonderfully dirty scenes. As she is wont to do from time to time, Mika carries a pound or two more than your average porn strumpet – but she carries it well and even looks better with a little baby fat intact.

The scene begins with her slobbering all over Alex’s dick. She lathers it with her spit, and deep throats him, pausing only to say “I love white meat!” Lots of good rear-view shots here of Mika’s nice round posterior as she blows the woodsman. Alex then lies her back and proceeds to eat her pussy. She howls as he begins to finger bang her sweet snatch while licking her clit and Mika lets off a few yelps of pleasure. Eating this starlet would require strength, as Alex needs to hold her still as she squirms and bucks against his mouth. All the while encouraging his digital machinations.

Scene cuts to Alex seated as Mika grinds against him facing away. She raises and lowers herself for him, allowing him the pleasure of lying back and watching that ass at work. He then raises up to a sitting position as she continues to deep grind her snatch onto his lap before we see her flipped over on her hands and knees. Alex inserts into her ass to her squeals of delight and begins the in-out with fervor. Saunder’s tendency to fuck like a rabbit is sometimes a negative, but here it seems appropriate – matched with Mika’s assertive actions and words of encouragement. She hold her cheeks open and practically pleads for him to hit it hard and fast.

A2M fans will be happy to see Mika take his member from her ass and taste herself on it a couple times before Alex unloads all over her. She greedily catches as much as possible all over her angelic face while staring up at him and then cleans his tool well with her mouth – all done with a beatific smile.

Grade B+ (would’ve liked to have seen more pussy action and more positions, even in an anal flick!)

Scene Two Grade: B+

  Scene Three - Lifted from The Merger - Nikita Denise and one guy (Randy Spears)

Randy Spears is 50 if he’s a day, but he still seems to bag the big ones and is still able to produce – as he does here with the scorching hot Nikita. Again, the compilation factor leaves us wandering where these two are and why, but suffice to say Adam & Eve have spared no expense in the high-class settings. The two are seated at an elegant dining table enjoying a martini in a rather impressive mansion. Randy is soon kissing and fondling Nikita and they get right to it as she slips off her pretty gown and he lets in on them titties. Nikita is a stunning brunette with great God-given curves and a full red “blow me” lips that will soon be put to good use. First Randy administers a little oral love to Nikita as she stands leaning against a wall. She then releases Randy from his tux, drops to her knees and gives him one hell of a dep throat job. Nikita uses all she has on a cock, mouth, tongue, hands all work in unison like a cum-machine.

Camera next catches Nikita standing again, this time facing the wall and bracing herself as Randy slips into her pussy from behind. A couple good camera angles catch all the standing doggy action for a good while until we then see the pair on a carpeted floor, Nikita Cowgirling Randy. She spits on her fingers, lubes her ass and they’re off to anal-land. Nikita fingers herself deeply and aggressively as he pushes up into her ass. Strangely enough, the director chooses to end the scene not with the anal, but with Nikita still sitting atop Randy’s lap. This time, however, she has her well oiled hands working his cock as she brings him to completion. I don’t know if this was done to help Mr. Spears get his money-shot, but it works well nonetheless – very sexy!

Scene Grade: B+

  Scene Four - Lifted from All the Rage - Kelsey and one guy (Dillon Ray)

I must admit to not being familiar with Kelsey, but she has a voluptuous body and nice face, from what we can see. In typical overblown Adam & Eve lighting (I guess they consider this “stylish”), it is hard to see much of anything on the couple in the darkly-lit oh-so-mod apartment they are in. At first it appears they are in a smoky dance club, only to later see its just a very well geared apartment complete with lighting show!

Kelsey begins by blowing Dillon. Nothing special here, some different shots from assorted angles, but she seems quite adept at the task – even offering up a pair of nice-sized boobs for a good titty-fuck before commencing again with the hummer. The beneath camera shot accentuates her ample chest well and reveals a tattoo we would never have seen with this smoky lighting. AS we cut to Kelsey splayed back on the sofa, she lets go of a stream of some serious dirty-talk while Dillon jams her cooch something fierce with his fingers. Now doing the Reverse Cowgirl, Kelsey goes at it with relish, pounding hard against his cock as he holds her waste, she even puts a leg up on the sofa to get better leverage while continuing to spew profanities. This is the first scene where a condom is noticeable. A&E have been doing this for awhile and their experience shows at times – as the distraction is minimal.

Dillon then doggies Kelsey while both crouch on the couch. He is going deep and she is moaning up a storm when she begins pleading “call me a slut!...an anal slut!” He then lies and spoon-feeds his cock into her rear, banging to the hilt. A&E use an edit to the disco lights above to give Dillon a chance to remove the condom, as all we see when we return is Kelsey on her knees catching his goo.

Grade: C (would’ve been nice to see!)

Scene Four Grade: C

  Scene Five - Lifted from Naked Hollywood #10 - Dynamite and one guy (Evan Stone)

Dynamite and Evan are rolling ‘neath the covers in this scene. The mood is more playful than erotic, but that quickly changes as Evan proceeds to administer quite a tongue lashing/finger-fucking combo on the lithe Dynamite. She is a tight little package with smallish but cute natural boobies. And she’s quite explosive as she cums hard on his hand.

Dynamite then returns the favor, blowing Evan nicely while on her hands and knees, paying special attention to his balls (nice touch). Again, the condom as Dynamite cowgirls Evan slowly and deliberately. She commences with the gutter-talk nicely as they build up speed, she eventually giving him a rest as she squats over his dick and does the driving. I haven’t seen that much of Dynamite, but she certainly is a dynamo…she looks great impaled on a cock and seems to be an eager beaver! She turns facing away from him without ever letting his dick out of her pussy (a REAL spinner!), then takes him in the ass from same position while rubbing her clit and eceiving another finger-bang job from Evan. She obviously enjoys the anal and is son cumming all over him again.

“I want it all over my pretty little face,” she pleads – and Evan obliges all over her as she lies on bed after a quick toss of the condom nicely done. Only negative hear is Dynamite catching his goo with closed mouth before smiling and rubbing it into her face – careful to avoid her mouth. Anyone know if this girl has shown a proclivity for avoiding ingesting cum in other flicks?

Scene Five Grade: C

  Scene Six - Lifted from "Erotic Interludes" - Jewel De'Nyle and one guy (Dillon)

If you don’t mind the overblown boobies and overblown acting, Jewel De’Nyle can be quite a fuckstress. Her zeal and eagerness for anything carnal is just about real enough for the viewer to suspend disbelief, even with her tendency to sometimes go over the top. Think of her as a Caucasian version of Miko Lee!

Again, we begin in an unexplainable setting that is lit heavy with smoke. After awhile it appears to be downstairs in a basement of some sort – a fairly well appointed basement with an ornate bench for screwing, that is. Something about the set almost makes it appear the couple is outside at times, too…a little disconcerting, but forgiveable enough once the real action starts.

And the action starts right off with the two making out fiercely. Fierce is Jewel’s middle name and she can bring the heat with those big ole boobies, trim waist and lovely ass! Dillon takes time to explore those boobies before putting her into diggy and eating her ass while rubbing her pussy and driving Ms. De’Nyle to distraction. As always, Jewel is assertive and quite vocal. Dillon flips the strumpet onto her back, pulls her knees high to head level and begins rather forcefully gorging on her clam. She then devours him orally, sloppily salivating on his cock.

Jewel then takes Dillon Cowgirl and begins her standard yelling, repeatedly screaming “yeah, oh, yeah” in staccato. She then clutches the sofa back on her knees as Dillon also climbs aboard the couch, places his feet beside hers, crouches and goes all the way deep into her ass. Jewel is an assmaster and takes it all well while facedown screaming into the couch while Dillon piledrives her. Jewel then rides him anally before dropping to her knees and catching a copious load on her face. Very hot scene!

Scene Six Grade: A

  Scene Seven - Lifted from To Steal A Kiss - Zana and one guy (Lee Stone)

Zana is your stereotypical Blonde porn bombshell. She is statuesque, tanned, and extremely curvaceous thanks to the doctor. She is seen her in a construction office with hard-hat Lee Stone. The two disrobe and Evan eats her while she sits on top of his desk. As stunning as Zana is, though, her performance is lackluster here. The continual and unchanging “oh, oh ohs” she makes are neither convincing nor erotic, and when she switches places with Lee, we see from behind that the girl has no ass to speak of at all! As Lee works her cooch with his tool, the annoying “oh ohs” begin again and I almost skipped the scene entirely! There are some nice shots from above of Lee plunging into Zana’s ass while she lies across his desk – and her massive mammaries look good as they jiggle, but other than that the scene offers little heat.

Scene Seven Grade: C-

  Scene Eight - Lifted from The Blue Matrix - Alexandra Silk and one guy (Ian Daniels)

Taken from another big-budgeted film that was obviously a take-off on the Matrix, this scene is quite surreal. Alexandra and Ian do the deed while being watched by two unknown female characters. These two women meet (inside the “matrix”?) have no idea where they are and are joined by a stunning blonde who hands them a strap-on and leads them to the room where Alexandra and Ian are enjoying themselves. The whole scene is shot in Blue and it has a very ambiguous, dream-like quality about it that probably made more sense in the context of the original script. Ian is in full Neo gear and Alexandra is fetching in her Blue latex and high boots, basically looking like a futuristic Dominatrix. As the unspeaking gorgeous Blonde watches and plays with herself, Ian puts Alex through the paces: she fellates him and they fuck in several positions with one interesting twist – her stool. Whether it is Alex seen blowing Ian in profile…or through the chair, or its Ian plunging her missionary – Alexandra remains either on or using the stool and it makes for some nice positions and camera angles. It all but makes you forget the buxom blonde frigging herself nearby or the whereabouts of the other two women who have disappeared. Ian takes Alexandra’s ass doggy style as she leans over the stool for support and the beautiful pouty-lipped Blonde gets a couple feels in before feeding Ian her luscious breasts while he anals Alex. Ian is another pro at removing the condom in a flash and I must say some of these Adam & Eve clips do show that the contraceptive needn’t be a negative if used.

Scene Eight Grade: C

  Scene Nine - Lifted from High Class Ass - Jenna Haze and one guy (Ian Daniels)

Jenna is our cover girl in this compilation, and I was excited to view her scene. She is a prime piece of porn meat with delectable nipples and a great ass. Her style of cooing is quite erotic and this reviewer always looks forward to her scenes. In this snippet, we see Jenna posing seductively in a gown as she sits/lies atop a pool table. She flashes the camera and masturbating a bit, showing the viewer one of the pinkest, prettiest poonanny’s in porn. She jumps down and grabs the watching Ian Daniels by the collar, pulling him to the pool table where they begin necking. This soon leads to Ms. Haze on her hands and knees blowing Ian from the pool table. Surprisingly, even though he has just finished making out with one of the hottest pornlets alive, Ian is not only limp but requires quite the effort from Jenna to get stiff. Thankfully, the camera cuts away and saves us the frustration of watching this.

When we return to the action, young Jenna is lying on the pool table with legs spread wide to allow Ian’s mouth full access. Jenna’s naughty little girl yelps here are always a turn-on. Suddenly, pillows appear beneath Jenna, propping up her pussy for Ian’s member. He lifts her leg and plows deep…very good action, here. Finally, Ian pulls Jenna to the edge of the table and enters her brown hole. For such a newcomer and such a young thing, Jenna is already an anal pro and she handles with ease, moaning and cursing her appreciation. All to quickly Ian withdraws and sprays cum all over Jenna’s taut little stomach. Jenna is always a pleasure to watch, but the scene is a little shy of truly hot.

Scene Nine Grade: B

  Scene Ten - Lifted from Amateur Angels #07 - Julianna Kincaid and one guy (Kyle Stone)

Calling Julianna Kincaid an amateur is a little funny. Either this is a very old clip or Adam & Eve have never seen her turns in series’ such as Barefoot Confidential, Barely Legal and Stop, My Ass is on Fire! For those unfamiliar, she is an extremely slender, plainish looking blonde who does well in the role of an innocent or a youngster – although a closer look at her face belies this. She is listed at 34c, but those have got to be the smallest 34c’s I’ve never suckled!

This scene is a total thruway. One wonders what the thinking was here, as not only is it a brief scene, but if there is any anal they sure slipped it in quietly enough not to be noticed! Without the “barely legal” angle to work, Juliana herself brings little to a scene. Kyle begins eating her while she reclines on a chaise lounge poolside. She emits a few quiet moans but appears all too nonchalant. After a serviceable but unspectacular blowjob to a standing Kyle (how the hell do these porn studs do that? I know I can’t even think about staying on my feet come completion time! ), Kyle doggies Julianna as she leans over the chaise. I chuckled aloud when I noticed the sound of crickets and what not drowning out whatever little sound Julianna made! At least the girl smiles a lot as se’s pounded from behind, then reverse cowgirl and finally on her back. This is where I expected the anal, but the scene ends quickly.

Scene Ten Grade: D

  Scene Eleven - Lifted from Mail Order Bride - Justine Romee and one guy (Billy Glide)

Justine is not everyman’s desire with her round face and slightly heavier than average build, but to this reviewer she is cute, has great breasts and brings a real sense of joy to her scenes. She may not be Charmane Star to look at, but she brings the zeal to most of her scenes. In this one, she may save an otherwise ho-hum unoriginal scene, as Billy Glide takes her through the paces inside a gym. Billy has obviously spent a good amount of time in the gym, he's a big man who handles Justine’s energy and twists her about easily. Justine looks great from the numerous camera angles used, although the gimmicky shot from between the machines is a slight distraction. Her blowjob uses hands, mouth, tongue and a good amount of saliva – and she’s another one who likes to play with balls. The shots of Billy eating Justine or ramming mercilessly into her ass from above as she straddles the weight bench are great looking, accentuating her full bosom as it heaves and jiggles. She is very vocal herself, always adding a hand to diddle herself as he attacks her ass, and she looks great with his cum all over her tits!

Scene Eleven Grade: B

Everything Else

Unfortunately, I could not get my copy to play the bonus scene without stopping and skipping. It’s a pity, as it features Carmen Luvana (looking hot) and Alexa in what could’ve been a very nice Sapphic encounter. One can only imagine the anal heat Ms. Luvana, an energetic little fuck machine with impressive if fake boobs, could generate.

Production quality (audio/video) is very good. Settings are luxuriant and no expense appears to have been spared, although I’m sure this point was much more appreciated in the original films than here. Occasionally, the sets can be distracting.

Last Word & Final Tally

Rump Riders was erotic enough fare for a comp. It is obvious that a few of these movies were major budget and well done.  There are little to no set ups for the scenes, precluding any character development – but then again if that’s what you’re looking for, a compilation tape is not for you! Jewel De’Nyle, Mika Tan and Justine Romee fans just looking for a quick pick me up will enjoy this movie, but some of the other scenes appear to be useless filler.

Overall Grade:  2.70 out of 4.00 (B-)

-- JAGnLA

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Review Date: 06.21.2004

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