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| Category | Wall to Wall / Gonzo |
| Director | Thomas Zupko |
| Themes | anal sex, rough & messy oral sex, gagging |
| Production or Street Date | 01.03.04 date of production, released 01.27.04 |
| Released By | Elegant Angel Video |
| Available Formats | VHS & DVD (DVD version reviewed) |
| Running Time | 125 minutes + bonus footage (29 minutes bonus scene from 1st in series) |
| Source and Price Paid | DVD courtesy of Elegant Angel Video |
| Box Cover Quote | "Five grade a whores doing what mother nature intended them to do.. taking it in their dirty shitholes. An all anal mother fucking new years ass-travaganza!" |
Synopsis
Thomas Zupko directs this wall to waller for Elegant Angel with heavy emphasis on glistening, big asses and hardcore anal sex.
What's Hot
All the girls are attractive, but very nasty. Good casting.
The girls' clothes (mostly colorful bikinis) and unusual costumes for the guys are colorful and create good visual impact. But see comments below under "What's Not".
Nice hi energy, butt-centric tease shots at the beginning of each scene.
Very good anal footage in all scenes, shot from a variety of interesting angles. Pretty good camerawork by William H.
Decent instrumental looped music in most scenes. It's mostly light mid-tempo techno-pop track, sometimes with violin.
What's Not
The guys in the movie act pretty goofy and over the top, in the style of a Dark Brothers' film. They have odd "plastic man" costumes on as well. I guess it's alright if you don't mind this sort of thing, but I never cared for it. It's more prevalent in the beginning of each scene.
The sequence of each scene became predictable by the end of the movie. The sex action was almost identical in every scene, even down to the order the positions were performed. Zupko could have (and should have) mixed it up more.
The heavy metal music soundtrack in Mason's scene sucked.
Play By Play
Below is a detailed description of each scene:
Scene One - Lisa Lee
and one guy
Lisa Lee is an attractive blond, who looks slightly older than the girls seen in the barely legal teen tapes. She has large breasts and a big, round ass. Lisa seems to have a mild, southern accent. She's wearing a sexy white, button top and hot shorts at first, but these come off fast. The scene starts off with some nice tease shots, focusing on the butt and quickly gets nasty, with Lisa inserting a finger in her anus and tasting it.
A dude appears in a yellow hard hard, safety goggles, matching latex gloves and a blue plastic suit that looks like something a government worker might wear if there was an Ebola outbreak. He fingers her oiled ass with multiple fingers (eventually 4) and again, Lisa is happy to taste them. Next he uses a dildo on her ass attached to a toy water gun. Nice, playful a2m here. Now Lisa removes the radioactive contamination suit and begins to suck his cock. Her body is oiled down and looks good. William H's camerawork so far is very good as well -- lots of good angles from above and below the action. No hands BJ action at times and sucking sounds. A little bit of slobber is generated and Lisa makes eye contact with the camera at times.
Now Lisa climbs aboard his cock and rides cowgirl style. She twists around nice so viewers can see her face at first. The action is shown from a variety of angles. After a few minutes she says she "wants it in her fucking ass". The guy then sticks it up her bum. It seems like a tight fit but the guys gets some motion going. Lisa's ass looks best in this position when she spreads it. Otherwise some cottage cheese shows. This cowgirl anal sequence goes on a long time. At the end, Lisa sucks his cock a2m. Now she flips around and get fucked up the ass reverse cowgirl. It looks pretty good, but her shaved pussy is not the most attractive. There's a few occasional comments from Lisa as she is reamed and a lot of moaning. More a2m here the back to RCA. The next anal position is doggy with a nice insertion shot. This is a flattering position for Lisa and her face is visible for most of the pounding. She again sucks his rod a2m. Then Lisa takes it up the pooper in yet another position -- spoon. The guy really fucks her with gusto here, but it's harder to see anything despite the good framing. After a few minutes, he pulls out and jizzs on her face. Lisa opens wide and sticks her tongue out. She winds up with a decent amount of clear goo in and around her mouth. (27 minutes)
Scene One Rating:
8.38
Scene
Two - Shy Love and one guy (Bret Rockman)
Shy is a cute brunette with medium length hair and medium sized breasts that are probably enhanced. Her face is distinctive. Shy has big lips, big eyes and toothy smile. Shy starts off was a tease sequence while wearing a bright green, terry cloth type dress. She forget to wear her panties and her body looks oiled from the start. Nice low angles focus on her pussy and butt.
The scene cuts with some fast edits and Shy sits on the Rockman's face. He licks her puki and fingers her brown hole at the same. This sequence is sort of frantic due to the editing style. The scene cuts again, and now Shy is on her knees in front of Rockman servicing his knob. Shy sucks energetically and there's a fair amount of spit play, a lot of it provided by the guy. A lot of the BJ action is captured from above, creating a POV type experience. Shy looks up at the guy and camera quite a bit. The scene changes and now Shy is on her hands and knees. The guy rubs a bunch of oil on her ass briefly and then fucks her doggy style. The starlet is pretty vocal during this energetic romp.
The scene cuts to Shy begging for her Rockman to fuck her in the ass in the same position (doggy). Rockman slowly inserts his cock and begins to pump her fairly fast right off the bat. He dumps more oil on her and resumes. The guy talks quite a bit while fucking her. Shy moans a lot and tries to talk dirty at times, but she's not very skilled at it. She is pretty good at backing her big ass into Rockwell's dick however, so it's all good. This is a fairly long sequence. Next, Shy climbs on top for Rockman's hard cock for cowgirl anal riding. Again, lots of clear lube is rubbed into her ass as she fucks him deep. Good footage here for anal cowgirl fans. Shy gets a good bounce going. Also, Shy is barefoot, which is somewhat unusual in porn movies. The scene cuts to Shy getting anally penetrated now spoon style on a sofa. Good framing lets your see her facial reactions at the same time. Shy's butthole can be seen better than Lisa's in the last scene in this position. Shy gets really loud here. After a through reaming, Rockman pulls out of her ass and shoots his load on Shy's lips and face. Shy doesn't seem to excited about swallowing his cum and keeps her mouth closed. Then Rockman goes right back to fucking her ass again briefly with his spent dick a few times in spoon and then back to doggy anal pounding. The scene cuts and Shy is on her knees, as a set up for a second pop shot. Rockman cums on her face again, and Shy doesn't seem any more anxious to taste it. (25 minutes)
Scene Two Rating: 8.00
Scene Three - Rosanna De Vega and one guy
(Brian Surewood) (Snowman's
Pick for Best Scene!)
The third scene features Rosanna De Vega, a hot looking Latina chick. When the scene starts, she's wearing a colorful, striped bikini. After a brief, but hot tease sequence, Brian Surewood appears on the scene, dressed in the same unusual costume as the other guys. Rosanna continues to dance around as Surewood strips off her bikini bottom and oils up her ass cheeks. Then he proceeds to finger her butthole and have her taste it. Rosanna assures us it tastes "yummy". She talks quite a bit, and has kinda a cute cartoonish voice. Surewood fingers her pussy at the same time and becomes overly enthusiastic.
Next Rosanna gets her on her hands and knees so she can suck Surewood's cock. He gags her with his hard cock and some slobber is generated. It's pretty much a no hands affair here, at least on the part of the starlet. Surewood grabs her head and assists her sucking. All in all, it's a rough and demeaning oral sequence. Surewood gets excited again and informs us "pussy is for fags". Then he goes straight for Rosanna's brown eye. The Latina babe is positioned on a sofa with her ass out. Surewood has no trouble working his cock inside. Rosanna screams a lot and says "ow" over and over, but Surewood doesn't seem to mind. He pumps her diligently anyway. On request Rosanna spreads her ass a few times. She looks pretty darn hot here! Most of the camera coverage is full body but eventually cameraman William H. finds his way under the action and shows her crotch too.
The scene cuts and now Rosanna lowers her ass onto the hard cock cowgirl position. She remains quite vocal and bounces pretty well. Surewood makes sure to pound her ass very hard. The camera roams around a bit during the action and Rosanna reaches back to spread her butt slightly. She hops off to sucks the cock A2M. Next, she takes more dick in her ass, this time in the spoon position with her legs together. Good full body framing lets us see her face at the same time. Gotta love that red lipstick here! This is a flattering angle for Rosanna. Surewood pulls out of a few minutes and she sucks his cock again. Then the scene cuts to the cum shot set up. Rosanna receives a decent load from Surewood on her face while on her knees in front of him. She is fine with opening her mouth, but acts scared of the cum when he shoots. She says "goodbye plastic man". (18 minutes)
Scene Three Rating:
8.31
Scene Four - Melanie Jagger
and one guy
Slightly plump, hottie Melanie Jagger is featured in scene four. She's wearing a bikini and has a opening tease sequence where she oils herself like the other girls. She fingers her ass with two digits and tastes it. A guy appears before too long dressed in the CDC virus containment garb. Melanie is positioned on the floor and the dude squeezes her cheeks and then fucks her ass with the dildo water gun. He also spanks her butt. Melanie is happy to suck the dildo from her butt. Next she sucks his cock on her knees. She's really oiled up here and the oral section seems sort of frantic, with matching disco music. She takes his cock deep down her throat and there's a lot of slobber. The guy sits on the sofa next and lifts up one of his legs. Melanie dives to his anus and gives it a good licking while jerking his cock.
Next Melanie goes for some traditional pussy humping in the cowgirl position. The guy fucks her enthusiastically and Melanie's buns bounce nicely. After a few minutes, she grabs his cock and positions it north a couple of inches. It's a tight squeeze, but he manages to shove his cock in her ass without too much difficulty. Melanie tells him excitedly, "Fuck my fat ass!". The guy pulls out a couple of times and some lube oozes out. Melanie performs a2m and then climbs on top again, but turns around for intense RCA. Melanie's big tits bounce up and down as she rides the cock anally. The action slows down just a bit when Melanie gets on all fours for doggy anal. Unfortunately, the camera angle is too much from the side and viewers can't see where the cock is. Melanie performs a2m again and the guy positions her ass up in the air for more backdoor pounding. This time, we can see it. More a2m followed by anal scissors. The guy slaps her tits here fairly hard and becomes more vocally abusive. A few minutes later, he pulls and out dumps a load of goo on her tongue. Then he turns her over and fucks her ass a wee bit more. (25 minutes)
Scene Four Rating:
8.00
Scene Five - Mason Storm
and one guy (Brian Surewood)
Last but not least is cover girl Mason Storm. She's dressed as she appears on the cover, with a sexy, black net top and skimpy, pink hot pants. Nice! Mason does a solo tease like in the other scenes and then Brian Surewood returns in his "plastic man" garb. Mason gets on all fours and Brian oils up her butt. Then he fingers her ass with his gloved hand. Mason tastes it two times. Next the starlet is on her knees sucking his pole. It looks hot, especially with a low angle, but I was getting nervous the way Mason was grabbing Brian's nutsack! Mason is not as enthusiastic or nasty as some of the other cocksuckers on this disc, but she is very photogenic. Surewood briefly fucks her tits.
After a relatively short BJ session, Mason rides Surewood's cock reverse cowgirl. She grinds and rides his cock like an experienced slut. Mason looks pretty great all oiled up. This sequence is quite long. Mason finally hops off and sucks the dick p2m. Then she rides again, but facing Surewood this time. Again, she's very good at sliding her cock up and down his pole. After another pretty long sequence, Surewood switches holes and fucks her ass in the same position. Mason bounces nearly as good when a cock is planted in her ass as she does with her pussy. Mason sides off the cock as if she was going to suck it a2m, but after inspecting it, she gives it a quick lick and then the scene cuts back to a new insertion shot. Maybe Mason saw something on there I didn't see? Anyway, she performs more anal cowgirl next. After some rapid pumping she dismounts and this time she does suck it from her ass, but only briefly. There's another edit and now Surewood inserts his cock in her ass doggy style. Her body looks smoking in this position. Surewood fucks her, but he seems to be taking it easy on her. Mason whips out a vibrator and begins to pleasure herself at the same time. Now Mason performs standing anal with one leg on the sofa. Another instance of a2m and some brief cock slapping. Then it's back to more standing anal from behind. This continues for about five minutes with several more instances of a2m. The scene wraps up with two minutes of spoon mish on the sofa with the guy standing. Then Surewood blows his nuts on Mason's face. She opens her mouth but closes her eyes. (30 minutes)
Scene Five Rating:
8.00Everything Else
The DVD contains a notable bonus scene lifted from Big Wet Asses #01 featuring Katja Kassin. It's a twenty nine minute scene, so for viewers who haven't seen the first one, this is a nice extra. The format is almost exactly the same as this installment, so no surprises in so far as the sex action is concerned. Katja performs lots of hardcore anal sex with lots of a2m. The romp includes cowgirl, doggy, spoon and the upside down position. When Katja is upside down, the guy uses a dildo on her in her pussy at the same time. At the end, there's an open mouth popshot.
The DVD permits viewers to choose their scene and contains trailers of other Elegant Angel features.
Production quality (audio/video) is very good generally. Sometimes the lighting seemed a little too warm. The (presumed) white walls/ceiling did not appear white to me. Occasionally, a few sound drop outs were noticeable.
Last Word & Final Tally
Big Wet Asses #02 is highly recommended to raincoaters who fancy hardcore anal sex. Thomas Zupko assembled a fine cast here of nasty sluts who are also easy on the eyes. These two things don't always go together in porn. However, viewers should note, the girls are mostly white and a bit on the porky side. They're not fat, but they don't look like they missed many meals. All of them have big boobs and matching big booties. In this movie, that works just fine. Zupko has been doing some fine work for Elegant Angel and I look forward to his new releases now.
New (Experimental) SRR Rating Method:
Sexual Content Ratings (averaged & weighted 2x): 8.14
Average of all scenes listed above.
Production Ratings (weighted 1x): 7.00
Dialog/Story/Script: 7.00, Costumes/Clothing: 7.50,
Location: 6.50
Technical Ratings (weighted 1x): 7.88
Camerawork: 8.50, Video Quality: 8.00,
Audio Quality: 7.50, DVD Extras: 7.50
Overall Rating: 7.79 out of 10.00
Second Opinion?
Rog described Big Wet Asses #02 as a "simple little flick with a lot of anal sex." He liked Melanie Jagger's scene best and was unimpressed with Lisa Lee. He says it's "messy", "filthy" and has a sense of "urgency". Rated 3 1/2 stars out of 5. (ToyBoxxx)
Review Date: 07.18.2004
Other Suggestions & Comments
On 07.18.04, the average price for this dvd was $21.57 based on 16 online retailers.
In his review, Rog states that Rosanna De La Vega is Brian Surewood's real life, off camera squeeze. Dunno if this is true or not.
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