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Weapons of Ass Destruction #03

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 Category  Wall to Wall / Gonzo
 Director  Jules Jordan
 Themes  anal sex, Asian girls, a2m, dp, toys
 Production or Street Date  various date of production 2004, released 06.21.04
 Released By  Jules Jordan Video in conjunction with Evil Angel Video
 Available Formats  VHS & DVD (DVD - Extended Edition on 2 DVDs version reviewed)
 Running Time  181 minutes plus bonus footage (27 minutes)
 Source and Price Paid  Purchase
 Box Cover Quote  "White girls, black guys and anal sex! Watch these pretty, tight, little, white holes get filled with the biggest, blackest cocks around!"

Synopsis

This is the third in Jules Jordan's popular Weapons of Ass Destruction series.

What's Hot

All the girls, 4 of which are the hottest Asian girls today.

Great looking outfits on all the girls.

All the scenes are incredibly hot, with the exception of Charmane's.

Lots of time given to each scene.

What's Not

The energy, or lack of, Charmane brings to a scene.

Bonus footage lacking for a two disc set, especially compared to Jules' other releases. Would have really liked a Behind the Scenes.  

Play By Play

Below is a detailed description of each scene:

  Scene One - Teagan with one guy (Mark Ashley)

Teagan's a young, light skinned, girl next door hottie. She's wearing a schoolgirl outfit; white short sleeve blouse, super short pleated skirt, black leather tie and white ankle socks, with cool retro looking healed shoes. As the scene starts, we find Teagan ball-gagged and bound at her ankle and wrists with straps, facing against a door in a hallway.

Mark Ashley comes in with a riding crop and smacks Teagan's ass with the crop a few times and then proceeds to remove her skirt. Mark rubs her pussy for a little bit before getting on his knees to eat and rim Teagan out while she's still standing, bound and gagged.

After about 10 minutes of being tied up, Teagan's straps are finally unhooked and Mark rubs massage oil all over her ass and legs. Love the glisten coming off of Teagan's delicious bootie. The riding crop returns as Mark finger fucks her and slaps her ass with the crop again.

The crop is exchanged for a glass butt-plug which promptly gets inserted into tight little ass, afterwards Teagan's ball-gagged is finally removed so that the butt-plug can be put into her mouth for a little taste of herself.

Still standing, Teagan takes it hard and deep from behind. The butt-plug is inserted once again and Teagan is finally allowed to get on her knees so that she can receive some throat fucking. A few nice strands of spit cling onto Mark's cock.

Cut to Teagan on all fours on a recliner, the glass butt-plug is still in her ass. Mark DP's her, sliding his cock in her pussy. Once again, the plug is removed so that it can be given to Teagan to suck on. Some great looks of ecstasy from Teagan as she's getting drilled from behind.

There's a nice close-up of Teagan's behind just before Mark asks if she's ready to take it in the ass. Teagan answers "yes, I am" with a smile and Mark gives her what she wants. There's a gape shot and some A2M before Teagan gets flipped onto her back and folded in half only to have some HUGE (they must be over 3" in diameter!) blue anal beads stuck up her sphincter. With the beads inside her, she gets her pussy rubbed and then stuffed with Mr. Ashley's rod once again as Teagan screams with pleasure.

Great close up as the beads are removed from Teagan and she dutifully sucks on them. Back to some more anal in various positions (cowgirl anal, RCA). We get anal gapes and A2M whenever Mark pulls out completely out of Teagan's ass.

Cut to a scene of Teagan bent over Mark's knee as furiously pounds Teagan's pink pussy with three fingers and makes her squirt, spraying her juices all over the floor and onto her shoes.

And we finally cut to Teagan on her back on the recliner as Mark jerks off all over her face and chest. She cleans off his cock her mouth. The scene ends with a close-up of a streak of cum that runs down her chest and pools into her belly button.

This scene would've been a perfect 10 if Teagan was a dirty talker. She's got a sweet voice and great moans, too bad she doesn't have a gutter mouth.

Scene One Rating: 9.63
Starlet appearance: 9.50, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.00, Sexual Heat: 10.00, Raincoat appeal: 10.00

  Scene Two - Tiffany Minx and four guys (Mr. Pete, Mark Wood, Alberto Ray, Arnold)

Tiffany's dressed in a rubber or leather pin-striped suite with white platform shoes and is wearing glasses. She's looking like quite the MILF. She begins the scene rubbing herself through her pants. Along come our four guys and she wastes no time removing her top and sucking and stroking their rods. Love the way she spits on each of the guys cocks.

Her pants are pulled down to her knees so that one of the guys can rim her ass and take her from behind as she continues to have a hard one stuffed in her mouth.

The guys move Tiffany to a chair on her knees so they can continue to pound her hard. Her sumptuous ass gets smacked hard and her hair yanked back during the few times where she didn't have a cock in her mouth. I'm surprised the chair didn't break when one of the guys had gotten on the chair along with Tiffany!

Tiffany then leads the guys onto a set of stairs and lifts a leg up onto the railing. The guys take her from behind. Just after she gets her tits slapped around Ms Mynx moans out a great line "I'm a slut... fuck me! Come on! You call that fucking?"

The gang then moves up to the top of the steps where Tiffany mounts a guy cowgirl and continues to suck on the other guys. They then move into a bedroom, Tiffany goes cowgirl anal on Mr. Pete for a little bit before he slips into her pussy and Mark Wood moves in for the DP. Great shots of Tiffany getting DP'ed and the guys swapping their dicks out her ass and into her mouth while her tits are swinging away.

Tiffany gets off of Mark and onto Alberto RCA before the train of DPs continue. At one point one of the guys tries to make her teabag or rim him... too bad that didn't happen, would've been a great while she was still being DP'ed.

Tiffany dismounts to give Alberto, now on the bottom, A2M. Mr. Pete moves in and pounds her ass doggy style and then in spoon position.

Cut to Tiffany on her knees spitting, sucking and stroking the guys' cocks. Then onto the guys busting their nut into Tiffany's mouth one at a time. She gargles and blows bubbles with the cum for a little bit before finally swallowing their loads.

Score: 8/10 - To me, Tiffany's looking a little leathery and saggy but is still pretty hot nonetheless. Give the scene an extra point if you're into the MILF factor. Ms Mynx definitely proves she's one of the all time greats in porn. Again, not much dirty talk, probably because Tiffany's mouth was stuffed with cock most of the time.

Scene Two Rating: 8.75
Starlet appearance: 8.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 10.00, Sexual Heat: 9.00, Raincoat appeal: 8.00

  Scene Three - Jayna Oso and Roxy Jezel and one guy (Michael Stefano)

Both Jayna and Roxy are half-Asian with long straight black hair and perky small breasts. Jayna's wearing a fishnet top with no bra and patent leather daisy dukes with black platforms while Roxy's got on a red plaid corsette and mini-skirt and red platform heels.

Scene starts with Jayna on her hands and knees with a leash around her neck. Roxy's in charge and whips Jayna with the leash and orders Jayna to "find it". Jayna quickly finds the man meat in the form of Michael Stefano. He wastes no time in slapping her ass while Roxy dives in for a rim job. Mike then dips a finger into Jayna's ass and makes Roxy taste it.

Stefano leaves for a bit while Roxy continues to rim Jayna's ass and asks in her sultry Brit voice "You like this bitch? Yeah? You like having your ass licked?" We find out the reason Mike left as he returns with those gigantic blue ass beads from Teagan's first scene. A quick spit into Jayna's asshole and one of the beads slips easily into the bunghole that takes it all.

Roxy then grabs Jayna by the throat and tells Jayna to tell her "You're a very dirty little dog." Michael slips 4 fingers into Jayna's pussy and pounds away. The second bead is now buried inside Jayna's ass. Stefano removes his fingers from Jayna's snatch, replacing them with a rubber dildo and let's Roxy shove it in and out. Roxy then takes the dildo out of Jayna and gives it a taste. Mike replaces the dildo with his member and pounds Jayna's pussy doggy style. He then tells Roxy to put the dildo back into Jayna's pussy while he fucks does a little DPP action on Jayna.

Mike stops fucking Jayna and Roxy takes the dildo out for some more P2M with the toy. The two then proceed to take the beads out Jayna's ass, the first bead goes directly into Roxy's mouth, the second bead is fed to Jayna while the first is in Roxy's mouth. Very nice!

They move to over to some bar stools and Stefano slides his shaft into Jayna's ass from behind. Roxy is on her knees and Mike gives some A2M love to Roxy and makes her gag on his shaft. He then bends Roxy over for some pussy action from behind. Mike pounds away and slaps Roxy's ass and Jayna tells him to "fuck the shit out of her." Now it's Jayna's turn to taste love juice as Mr Stefano makes her suck his dick right out of Roxy's pussy.

Roxy gets her tits slapped hard by Mike before he makes the two girls straddle the bar stools. He slides his cock into Roxy's pussy to lube it up before inserting it gently into her tight ass. Mike moves onto Jayna's ass and fucks her hard and deep. Roxy wants Mike's cock straight from Jayna's ass into her mouth and he does not disappoint her.

Move onto Roxy RCA while Jayna sucks on Michaels nuts. Jayna then gets her turn at A2M and then stabs her tongue into Roxy's asshole before shoving Mr Stefano's cock back into Roxy and continuing to suck and lick his balls.

The girls swap positions and Jayna gets some more anal action going cowgirl while Roxy and Michael grab her hips and ass and force her down on his cock. There's some ass and tit slapping just before Roxy literally yanks Mike's cock from Jayna's ass and gives it a taste.

Cut to Roxy getting doggy anal with Jayna watching intently and getting some A2M. Jayna horks a big loogie into Roxy's bunghole. She then stretches Roxy's ass cheeks wide open, gives her a couple of hard slaps and proceeds to rim Roxy's sphincter once again. More doggy anal on Roxy with Jayna doing A2M and rimming Roxy.

Mike kisses Jayna a couple of times immediate after Jayna's lips and tongue come out from Roxy's ass and then he moves behind Jayna to doggy anal her while Jayna is still rimming Roxy.

Cut to Roxy and Jayna in a 69 with Mike fucking Jayna's ass on top. Some A2M by Roxy whenever Mike slips his dick out of Jayna's ass.

Both Jayna and Roxy on their knees sucking and licking Mike's knob and balls. Mike pops into Roxy's mouth and the scene ends with Roxy snowballing his load into Jayna.

HOT HOT HOT!!! Two nasty talking, incredible looking half-Asians doing what they know best! You can tell the two girls were totally into each other by the way they were looking and caressing each other. Scene of the year so far!

Scene Three Rating: 9.75
Starlet appearance: 9.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 10.00, Sexual Heat: 10.00, Raincoat appeal: 10.00

  Scene Four - Rose and four guys (Bret Rockman, Scott Lyons, Arnold, Mark Wood)

Rose is a tanned, hard-bodied Asian with big tits and short wavy brown/highlighted hair. She's wearing a mesh top and leather daisy dukes with black platforms. Jules finds Rose in the kitchen with four guys and asks if she's started without him. She claims she doesn't know where all these guys came from and that she was about to bake cookies. LOL!

Jules asks where Rose is going to put all those big cocks and she laughs and says "I don't know... I have 3 holes and 4 guys... you'll have to be creative!"

All the guys now have their dicks pulled out with Rose on her knees in the middle. She's got a dick in each hand and one in her mouth and proceeds to suck each guy off one by one. One of the guys remarks that she needs another hand to which Rose responds "I need another mouth!"

The guys get Rose on her feet and Mark Wood slips his cock into her pussy. Rose spits in both her hands before grabbing some cock and takes the fourth into her mouth. They play "ring around the Rose" for awhile as the boys take turn sliding their dicks in and out of her pussy.

The gang moves onto a couch where Rose takes it doggy from one guy while being fed cock in her mouth. Mark Wood slaps Rose's ass hard until its red before she gets various cocks in her backdoor. For you foot fetish guys, there's a short shot of one of the guys rubbing his cock with Rose's feet with both her shoes on.

Cut to Rose getting DP'd cowgirl and tasting her own ass juices as guys pull out and feed her their cocks A2M. Good close-up by Jules of the cocks pistoning in out of Rose's ass and juicy pussy. Rose exclaims "In my ass and in my pussy! I'm a champ now!" They switch to a reverse cowgirl DP for a little bit and Rose tells the boys to slap her tits and pull her hair.

Another cut to Rose on her knees taking the each guys loads all over her face. With her entire face glazed and blinded by cum, Rose asks to play "pin the cock on the tongue"

Another incredible hot scene. Rose enters the anal world with a bang! I think I've found the reason why I really dig Rose, she's got a great attitude and one-liners! Too bad Jules didn't get her to squirt like in Invasion.

Scene Four Rating: 9.25
Starlet appearance: 9.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 10.00, Sexual Heat: 10.00, Raincoat appeal: 8.00

  Scene Five - Charmane Star and one guy (Jules Jordan)

Charmane walks through the door with sunglasses on and dressed in a 3/4 length patent leather coat, black fishnet stockings and black platform shoes. She moves her way slowly up the stairs and finds Jules sitting in a chair. He takes off her coat revealing Charmane's black cupless gartered leather corsette. Very hot little outfit that accentuates her tan-lined titties.

Charmane gets on her knees and gives Jules a slow sensual blowjob. She gets back up for Jules to rim her ass and finger her pussy from behind.

Charmane's now lying back in the chair getting fucked missionary style. She gets a taste of herself P2M before getting drilled doggy. Jules continues to pound Charmane's pussy RC. She gets some more of her own juices, P2M, before Jules asks if she's ready to get her ass fucked.

The couple move into another room and Jules finally dips his cock into Charmane's asshole from behind. After her ass has loosened up, they switch to cowgirl anal. Jules rolls Charmane onto her back and everytime he pulls out all the way, the camera reveals Charmane's gaping bunghole. We get A2M a few times as Jules takes a break from drilling Charmane's ass and lets her taste herself.

We end the movie with Jules dumping a huge thick load all over Charmane's pretty face.

Charmane looks smoking hot! Especially when she's on her back and her tan-lined tits jiggle as she's getting pounded. Unfortunately, like most of the scenes I've seen her in, Charmane seems content to rely on her looks and doesn't bring as much energy as compared to the other girls in the movie.

Scene Five Rating: 8.00
Starlet appearance: 9.50, Starlet attitude and personality: 7.50, Sexual Heat: 8.00, Raincoat appeal: 7.00

Everything Else

Fetish Menus - Related footage from all the scenes spliced together. Your pick of the following fetishes: tease, toys, blowjobs, spanking, anal, squirting, rimming, DPs, ass to mouth, cum shots.

Additional footage - from all the scenes, totaling 27 minutes.

Photo Gallery - 42 photos

Teasers - Trailers for Perfect Specimens, Feeding Frenzy 4, Trained Teens 3 and Flesh Hunter 6

Web Links, Jules' Bio, Cast List and Filmographies round out the bonus materials.

Last Word & Final Tally

Whether you're into anal or are into Asian girls, this is DVD is a definite must buy! All the scenes incredibly hot, with great energy from all the starlets. Teagan's and Jayna and Roxy's scenes alone are enough to justify getting this movie. Throw in Rose's (and her first anal at that!) and Tiffany Mynx's gangbangs and there's no reason not to get this!

My only major complaint would be Charmane's scene. I think if Jules had swapped Ms Star's scene with Jayna and Roxy's, Charmane's would've seemed hotter. Unfortunately having all the others first makes the last scene a let down.

And as a minor wish, I would have liked to see the inclusion of some "Behind the Scenes" footage. I love getting to see the starlets "outside" of the scene being themselves.
 

New (Experimental) SRR Rating Method:

Sexual Content Ratings (averaged & weighted 2x): 9.08
Average of all scenes listed above.

Production Ratings (weighted 1x):  9.00
Dialog/Story/Script: 8.50, Costumes/Clothing: 10.00, Location: 8.50

Technical Ratings (weighted 1x):  8.88

Camerawork: 9.00, Video Quality: 9.50, Audio Quality: 9.00, DVD Extras: 8.00

Overall Rating:  9.01 out of 10.00

-- West Coast Rain  

Second Opinion?

Rog sez this movie mixed "hot new girls with highly anticipated veterans" and the result is a "top notch fuck flick".  He called Teagan "perfect" and was also impressed with Tiffany, stating both should be considered for a "boatload of awards".  Overall rating A+.  [Gamelink]

Review Date: 08.23.2004

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