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Guest Flash Review (P Nist)

Vouyer Vision

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Starlets:

Lucy Thai
Nyla Thai
Mia Parks
Veronica
Sassy
Mandy Starr
Kimberly Kane
Jade

Category	Wall to Wall / Gonzo / POV
Director	Vince Vouyer
Themes	pov, anal sex, cream pies, straight sex, oral sex, sisters
Production or Street Date	various date of production 2003 & 2004, released 02.25.04
Released By	Red Light District
Available Formats	VHS & DVD (DVD version reviewed)
Running Time	138 minutes plus bonus footage on DVD (14 minutes)
Source and Price Paid	DVD courtesy of Red Light District
Box Cover Quote	"Eight super sluts do whatever it takes from Vince Vouyer's own perverted perspective!"

Synopsis

- Vince Voyeur tapes 8 first person scenes with himself and some hot women.

- This movie includes 7 boy-girl scenes, and 1 boy-2 girl scenes. There are a few fresh faces in this movie, most notably Lucy Thai’s sister, Nyla. There are 2 anal scenes: Sassy, and Veronica. There are also 2 cream pie scenes: Lucy Thai and Mia Parks. This movie is directed by Vince Voyeur. At the end of the movie and in the Behind the Scenes footage there is a clip of Jade going off about how she is better than all the other typical porn actresses because she is actually going to be in a movie where she does real acting and no fucking. It’s kind of funny because even if she does have that role she’s still a porn actress, that doesn’t change anything. If you have sex for money in front of a camera, you are a porn star no matter what your other side jobs may be. It’s even more ironic that she is going off about this during an actual porn shoot. I guess I should be relieved though that I don’t have to worry about her competing with me for the Nobel Prize.

What's Hot

-Mia Parks looks like Jade Marcela would look if Jade Marcela were not so underweight. She’s not thick, just healthy and that’s a good thing. She has nice lips.

-The scene with Nyla and Lucy Thai at once is the hottest scene in the movie. This scene alone is worth the price of admission.

-Veronica has a nice body, but I believe she has a vampire or two somewhere in the family tree.

-Most of the women in the movie are at least ok looking.

What's Not

-The girl named Sassy is actually quite Ugly. Being naked normally causes a woman to appear more attractive, but even naked with a dick in her I’d still cover my watch around her.

-As you will see in the scene breakdown, a lot of the scenes seem to follow the same pattern. It gets a little old, but I didn’t really notice until I wrote the review.

Play By Play

Below is a detailed description of each scene:

Scene One - Luci Thai and one guy (Vince Voyeur)

Lucy Thai comes to Vince Voyeur's office for a short interview before they get down to business. Lucy plays with herself and displays her body for the camera first. Lucy Thai carries the trademark “I-spent-all-the-money-I-made-from-this-movie-because I-never-thought-about-saving-money-for-when-I’m-too-old-to-do-porn” Louis Vuitton Purse. I believe it doubles as the Porn Starlet Membership Card. Perhaps 401k isn’t in most porn stars vocabulary, but maybe it should be. Anyways, after Lucy plays with herself for a few minutes it’s time for the doggy style. Lucy actually takes the dick out and licks herself off of it before taking it missionary style while half hanging off a chair. She licks herself off Vince’s dick again before hopping on top of Vince as he’s lying on the floor. She pauses once again for a little oral gratification before jumping back on it. The scene ends with a Lucy Thai Cream Pie. This was a typical Lucy Thai scene with is definitely not a bad scene. (14 minutes)

Scene One Rating: A+

Scene Two - Mandy Starr & one guy (Vince Vouyer)

This scene starts out pretty much the same as the first one. Mandy Starr is interviewed in somebody’s living room before Vince starts exploring her body. Mandy is pierced in several places: she has two nipple rings and a clit ring. I think it’s safe to say she’s a freak. Of course she probably wouldn’t be doing porn if she wasn’t, so maybe that doesn’t prove anything that hasn’t already been proven. The scene starts to pick up with Mandy sucking a little dick and licking some asshole. Vince then pulls her underwear to the side and starts fucking her doggy style on the couch. After a few minutes they move to the floor with Mandy on top. It is revealed in the interview that surprise surprise, she is also a stripper. She shows that she is quite limber, but doesn’t really take advantage of it during the scene as much as she could have. After a short titty fuck which I would have been afraid of because I wouldn’t want her nipple piercing to scratch my dick, Mandy hops on for some reverse cowgirl. There is more doggy style on the couch and floor before Vine sprays her face and chest with the baby batter. (18 minutes)

Scene One Rating: B

Scene Three - Sassy and one guy (Vince Vouyer)

Sassy is an ugly woman, I must warn you from the start. Her bleached blonde hair looks like crap. On top of that she has eyebrows that are penciled in black. She also has an ugly (not beauty) mark above her lip which is probably fake. The scene starts off with her sucking dick before Vince turns her around and starts doing her doggy style. Doggy style is the patron saint of women with ugly faces. Aside from the face, her body is ok, but not great. Sassy takes the dick out and starts sucking it, which she seems pretty adept at. After a short dick sucking she asks for it in the ass, which she seems to enjoy. She even does an ATM after a few minutes and then Vince sticks it back in her pussy. I’d be willing to bet she was told she was too ugly to make the video unless she pulled out all the stops. Cue the Bornean Two Toed Sloth Midget Handlers... Vince then turns Sassy around so she’s actually facing him and somehow manages to fuck her like that for a while. They then switch positions so she is riding on top of him while he’s on the floor before he gets smart and decided to turn her around for some reverse cowgirl. Her ass definitely looks better than her face. A few minutes of doggy style on the floor follow before Vince puts it back in her ass. There’s some more ATM, which Sassy doesn’t seem to mind at all. After a little dick sucking, Sassy gets put her head and shoulders on the ground and sticks her ass up in the air for some pussy and anal firkin. The money shot is on her face as she’s already in position for it. She even swallows it at the end. Aside from being ugly, she not bad at handling the dick. (18 minutes)

Scene Three Rating: B-

Scene Four - Kimberly Kane and one guy (Vince Vouyer)

This scene starts off with the typical introduction/interview that quickly becomes perverted as Vince starts checking out her body. First he checks out her breasts and then she starts giving some head. She gives some decent head and she seems to enjoy it. This is followed by slow doggy style on the floor. The doggy style on the floor lasts a while before they move up to the couch. Vine sticks his thumb in her ass and then flips her over and fucks her for a few minutes before unleashing his load on her face. This was a pretty average porn scene. (16 minutes)

Scene Four Rating: B-

Scene Five - Mia Parks and one guy (Vince Vouyer)

This scene has a fresh face, Mia Parks and this is her 3rd day in the industry. She’s a fresh face the looks like Jade Marcella with an appetite. She has some nice tits for a supposedly Cambodian. The scene starts off the same way with a short interview before Vince checks out her tits. She quickly drops to her knees and starts sucking his dick. Vince then bends Mia over the couch and begins fuck from behind. She really seems to enjoy it and you can see her pussy frothing on his dick. Mia then turns over and begs for the dick before she gets it missionary style on the couch. Mia then gets on top and rides to her heart’s content. For this being her 3rd day, she really seems to be having fun in front of the camera. Mia then lays on the arm of the couch and shaker her ass before getting it doggy style, which doesn’t last for long. Mia turns back over to show us her tits and gets fucked for a few minutes before she gets the internal cumshot to end the scene. This scene has a fresh face with a nice body who knows how to work in front of the camera. (18 minutes)

Scene Five Rating: A

Scene Six - Jade and one guy (Vince Vouyer)

I must start off by saying that Jade does not look very attractive in this scene. The bush looks a little unkempt too. Jade starts off by sucking his dick while Vince undresses her before proceeding to take it missionary style on the couch. Jade then flips over and take it doggy style and does a pretty good job at it. She then sucks Vince’s dick before taking more missionary style fucking. The missionary style fucking seems to be the longest position in the scene, but there’s nothing really outstanding about it. Jade sucks some more dick before taking it reverse cowgirl style while holding her ass cheeks apart. The scene ends with a facial that leaves you thinking Jade should really get a better make up artist. This scene has an average looking girl with a so so performance.
(15 minutes)

Scene Six Rating: C

Scene Seven - Veronica the Latina Vampire and one guy (Vince Vouyer)

Veronica gets interviewed just like everybody else and then it’s time to show the body. Veronica has a pretty nice body, but her teeth are a little crooked. Veronica starts sucking dick and Vince Vouyer is a brave man to let those jagged teeth near his dick. If she hits a vain he could die. Aside from the tooth thing the blowjob is not bad but average. This chick is a true champ and takes it straight up the ass first while bent over a chair. She switches positions and takes it up the ass reverse cowgirl style on the floor and really gets into it. Veronica then pauses for a little ass to mouth before getting a little missionary dicking. The scene ends with another facial. Another new face that takes it in the butt and seems to enjoy it. (13 minutes)

Scene Seven Rating: A

Scene Eight - Lucy Thai, Nyla Thai and one guy (Vince Vouyer)

This scene is the best scene in the movie. It has both Lucy Thai and Nyla Thai. Nyla Thai looks even hotter than Lucy in my opinion. This scene has a little of everything, but not anal. Lucy Thai doesn’t have sex in this scene but she does suck dick. Nyla Thai also sucks dick and has sex. These two are hot, but Nyla isn’t as good in front of the camera as Lucy is...yet. Let’s hope she gets to polish her technique in future films and she’s not just a one and done type chick.

This scene also starts out with the interview followed by some dick sucking and both girls get into the action. There is no real girl-girl/sister-sister element in this movie but they’re still hotter than the Marcella sisters. The sisters pass the dick back and forth and even do a little deep throating for good measure. When they pass the dick back and forth, Lucy tries to wipe her sister’s saliva off before she sucks it, but Nyla doesn’t seem to mind a bit. Lucy hangs around and plays with her self while Nyla takes the dick. After some missionary and doggy style, Vince has Lucy sit on Nyla’s back while he fucks Nyla doggy style. Vince then makes Lucy suck Nyla’s juices off of his dick. She tries to wipe most of it off with her hand while the camera isn’t watching, but if you watch closely you’ll notice. These are two freaky women though. Nyla then rides Vince while he’s on the floor and seems to really like it. They stop for a minute so Lucy can suck the dick while Nyla licks the balls and then Nyla jumps back on it again. Lucy excuses herself and leaves Nyla to finish off Vince. They go through some standing doggy style before switching to missionary again. The scene ends with a Nyla Thai facial. (32 minutes)

Scene Seven Rating: A+

Everything Else

-DVD extras include bonus footage, a photo gallery (because everybody would rather look at photos of a movie on DVD instead of watching the movie on the DVD), and behind the scenes footage complete with Jade’s rant and rave which is also playing during the credits..

-Nyla and Lucy Thai is all you need to know.

Last Word & Final Tally

This is a good movie with only one ugly chick and two of the hottest Asian actresses in porn. It also contains some nice fresh faces that are good in front of the camera.

Overall Rating: B+ (85%)

-- P Nist

Second Opinion?

DreamWeaver thought it was "good but not great". He thought it was good for viewers looking for "exotic" girls, but not pretty blonds and brunettes. He described half the cast as "average to undesirable" but praised the POV work. Overall rating 3.5 out of 5 stars.

Review Date: 05.31.04, Edited and posted 09.28.04

Other Suggestions & Comments

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