[ Home ] [ About ] [ What's New ] [ Reviews ] [ Discussion Boards ] [ Links ] [ Xanga Journal ]
Guest Flash Review (Anjin)
Or you can watch this movie right now on VoD Streaming! (Coming soon)
Starlets:
| Category | POV (point of view) / Gonzo |
| Director | Julian |
| Themes | pov style sex, blowjobs, handjobs, classic porn stars |
| Production or Street Date | date of production xx.xx.04, released 08.17.04 |
| Released By | Platinum-X Pictures |
| Available Formats | VHS & DVD (DVD version reviewed) |
| Running Time | 139 minutes plus bonus footage on DVD (14 minutes) |
| Source and Price Paid | DVD courtesy of Platinum X Pictures |
| Box Cover Quote | "Some of the hottest fuck sluts in porn today!" |
Synopsis
I question the word All Stars. I don't think if we put Hank Aaron, Willie Mays on any team now they would make the all star team. Maybe a better title would be "Former Greats" or "Girls you wanted to fuck in high school but couldn't but now at the 20 year reunion you can! This is also not a true to form POV but rather uses another camera to obtain other angles. This is part of Julian's POV series that I found to be average at best. Julian is a good flagpole that all the girls enjoy flying on.
What's Hot
All the girls seem are experienced and eager to show that they still have it!
If you like older porn stars this is the best one!
No Condoms
What's Not
If you don't like older porn stars this is not for you!
I hate to say it but most of the girls except Holly and Jewel are either
uninspiring or over the hill.
The format was almost the same for every girl and not spontaneous.
No bonus scene which I have come to expect with modern porn DVD's.
All cumshots were done in the same hand job finish, which I found to be the
worst part of the movie.
Play By Play
Below is a detailed description of each scene:
Scene One - Jewel
De'Nyle and one guy (Julian)
Jewel looks great dressed in a red bra and panties. She strips of her snare
wear in teasing fashion although not that it was necessary with her big bazoons
bulging out of her bra! Jesus, she has great tits! Jewel is a girl who sweats
like a thoroughbred race horse. Her glistening body just oozes that sweet smell
of I am fucking you not vice versa! She particularly is into it during the
cowgirl and reverse cowgirl positions. Jewel can ride-em better then anyone in
the business. Also leave it to her to open that ass and invite Julian to stuff
it wear the sun don't shine. The only bad part of the scene is where they cut
away and then the scene is in ending mode with Jewel jerking Julian off like
someone really in a hurry. However, she does get her tongue involved and allows
it to permeate her mouth drooling it back all over his thick cock.
This is a great scene for Jewel fans!
Scene One Rating:
8.75
Scene
Two - Holly Body (new) and one guy (Julian)
I say new because she has had some serious facial plastic surgery. I am not 100% sure but I think it was a nose job! I hate to say it but I don't like it. Now it is not bad she is still damn nice to look at but it's not the Holly Body I grew up with and dreamed about being with! In fact, I did not recognize her but when I heard her cute voice I knew it was her. During the behind the scenes section she seems like the fragile girl who has such a complex that she just wants to be liked. But enough of the Freudian analysis Holly can still fuck in fact she has my favorite scene in this movie. She plays to the camera by rubbing the best store bought tits in the industry, then peels off her tight white shorts to reveal her firm ass, smacking it with an open hand. She has great eye contact and she fucks like a cat. The scene ends with Julian lying on his back while Holly jerks him off and seems quite surprised as his load launches above her head.
Scene Two Rating:
8.50
Starlet appearance: 8.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.00, Sexual Heat:
8.00, Raincoat appeal: 9.00
Scene Three - Jessica Darllin and one guy
(Julian)
Jessica is the youngest of the performers and she still looks rather good. But something is missing in her eyes. It's that nastiness that really took her to the top. She seems a bit slow and lethargic in this scene. Decked out in black fishnet and stockings those real boobs look just as firm as when she entered the biz. The scene enjoys some deep anal but the pace is slow and just not energizing like the previous 2. Unless you are a Jessica fan I would fast forward it. The scene ends with the complimentary hand job.
Scene Three Rating:
5.00
Scene Four - Teri Weigel and one guy (Julian)
Wow has it really been 20 years since Teri graced the pages of Playboy? Yes it has and wow this former Hef girl looks every bit of it. Her boobs are much larger but her energetic self is still solid. But she is 40 something and she looks it and that is not to be taken badly. Nothing wrong with older women and with that said Teri can still fuck and suck. However, she tries to talk dirty but it just doesn't seem natural. As with most girls you would rather say shut up and suck my dick... Teri is her ever howling self. She cums more then any porn chick I have seen and this scene is no different. Julian has her climaxing within minutes. The scene ends with the complimentary hand job.
Scene Four Rating:
7.75
Scene Five - Amber Lynn and one
guy (Julian)
Amber Lynn has had a lot of plastic surgery and due to a hard life of alleged substance abuse it shows. But she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose that is for sure and although she is not as easy on the eyes she has the attitude and determination to perform and I have to say that is good enough for me. Amber was the shit in the 80's and although it has been 20 years she still has heart and that is something you can't coach! Her technique is flawless and she turns in the most valuable player performance in this movie. The opening blowjob begins with a lot more energy than the previous scenes. She's constantly bobbing her head up and down like a proverbial professional. She seemed to really get into it, allowing Julian to fuck every which way. Of course the scene culminates with the standard jerk off but Amber just seems more into it and not surprised by the results which she eagerly laps up.
Scene Five Rating:
8.25
Scene Six - Dee and one
guy (Julian)
Dee is still looking beautiful and un-phased by father time. I have never
been a big Dee fan. She is pretty but just not slutty enough for me.
Dee is dressed in a nice black dress, which she slowly removes then reclines in
a lounge chair to masturbate. After which she hooks up with Julian with the
please to meet you oral gratification leading up to the hey do you mind if I
ride this thing look upon which she hops on and goes for a bit of a ride.
She does get a bit aggressive during the doggy position, requiring maximize
penetration. But ho hum later we get the complimentary hand job at the end.
Scene Six Rating:
5.50Everything Else
Behind the Scenes, Photo Gallery, Photo Shoot, Cum Shot Recap, Trailers.
In the Photo gallery Holly Body is misnamed Teri Weigel (her surgery changed her
so much they confused her on the photo gallery label)
Production quality (audio/video) is good. The scenes are lighted properly and
the audio is fine. However, you do get a lot of the 2nd camera in the picture,
which I found particularly annoying.
Last Word & Final Tally
Overall, this is a renter unless you A. like older women or B. enjoy watching the decline of greatness.
New (Experimental) SRR Rating Method:
Sexual Content Ratings (averaged & weighted 2x): 7.29
Average of all scenes listed above.
Production Ratings (weighted 1x): 7.50
Dialog/Story/Script: 7.50, Costumes/Clothing: 7.50,
Location: 7.50
Technical Ratings (weighted 1x): 8.00
Camerawork: 8.00, Video Quality: 8.00,
Audio Quality: 8.00, DVD Extras: 8.00
Overall Rating: 7.52 out of 10.00
-- Anjin
Second Opinion?
Rog says this movie has "special appeal" due to the high number of "hall of famers". However, he thought a better title would be "POV Old Timers". Rog cited Dee, Jessica and Jewel's scenes as the best of the bunch. He said there was room for improvement and noted Julian struggled at times to get the POV footage. Rated 8+ out of 10 stars. (RAME)
Review Date: 11.14.04, Edited and posted 11.24.04
Other Suggestions & Comments
On 11.xx.04, the average price for this dvd was $xx.xx based on xx online retailers.
Speak Out!
Have you seen this movie and agree
or disagree with this review? Do you have additional comments you would
like to post about it?
If so, please
post your thoughts
here!
If
this movie appeals to you, Snowman recommends:
Page last updated:
11.01.2007.
Send your suggestions or comments to
snowman@raincoatreviews.com.
Copyright © 1999-2006, Snowman's Raincoat Reviews, All Rights Reserved.