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Absolute Ass

    

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 Category  Wall to Wall / Gonzo
 Director  Jordan Septo
 Themes  anal sex, a2m, oral sex, facials, cum eating
 Production or Street Date  03.19.04 dop,  released 05.05.04
 Released By  Venom Digital Media in conjunction with EXP
 Available Formats  VHS & DVD (DVD version reviewed)
 Running Time  140 minutes plus bonus footage
 Source and Price Paid  DVD courtesy of EXP
 Box Cover Quote  "All anal with double anal, ATM's, DP's and gaping  assholes!"

Synopsis

Absolute Ass is a standard fare gonzo anal dvd. Each scene starts out with some small talk and/or questioning of the leading lady, by the director, Jordan Septo. Shortly after the guy, or guys, join in to have some fun.  The sex action usually involved anal and ends in a facial.  Sometimes the girls swallow. There are five scenes here each with one starlet.

What's Hot

The appearance of the girls -- all the girls have hot outfits including high heels.  Also, a number of the girls have absolutely beautiful faces. 

Enthusiasm of the performers.  Several of the girls were really into the scene, like as if the male performer was really doing her a favor.

Some of the anal scenes have very interesting positions and showed some steady reaming. 

Some of the facials end in swallowing.

Several of the scenes in Absolute Ass might make it to your all time library.

What's Not

Some scenes were repetitive and became predictable. Sexual positions were, for the most part, boring and repetitive.  Also, too much vaginal sex at times.

In some of the scenes the girl tried to make you think she swallowed, I didn't see enough evidence to arrive at that conclusion.

Some technical problems were evident.  Some footage had lighting difficulties, especially the ones shot outdoors.  Also, at times, the shadows blocked you from getting a good view.  Direct sunlight can be tricky without supplemental lighting.  If you want to see a butt hole there are no light bulbs up there in nature. You gotta provide your own!  There were sound drop-offs from time to time making some of the dialog hard to hear.

Play By Play

Below is a detailed description of each scene:

  Scene One - Ariana Jollee with two guys (Tyce Bune and Cheyne Collins)

Ariana starts off answering some questions from the director. She is wearing a matching green string thong panty and sun top/bra. She is on the back porch of a home standing on some stairs and the wind is slightly blowing.  Ariana tells a little about her weekend porn sprees and is asked to strip. She gives us a European spread so we can see both holes. Next she is introduced to the 2 guys on the couch, more particularly known as Tyce Buné and Cheyne Collins. Right away they attach themselves to her in the form of fucking and being sucked while standing. Then Ariana gives Tyce a reverse cowgirl ride on the edge of the couch that soon turns into an anal one. No time wasted here. Tyce knows how to get the job done. Cheyne fills the vagina for a dp. Then Cheyne climbs up on the couch so he can slide his dick down her throat. She gags a bit and continues on. After another dp she climbs off and switches services, giving her some a2m in the process. Then the guys try to put both dicks in one asshole. It barely works and feels a bit gay. The format is repeated and it feels like a loop. Finally she gets her ass spread in the air on the arm of the couch and she gets a reaming. The men take turns and she gets some a2m in the process. Both men jack off into her mouth and she swallows with gusto. She licks the leftovers off her fingers and Tyce wants to shoot again. He stands behind her and screws again and soon he has another shot in the mouth for her and she is happy for the donation. Oh nice!

Scene One Rating: 9.50
Starlet appearance: 9.50, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.50, Sexual Heat: 9.50, Raincoat appeal: 9.50

  Scene Two - Venus and one guy (Rick Masters)

Venus is sitting on a love seat perhaps in the living room. She is wearing a red patent leather looking two piece outfit/bikini panties and bra, along with black extremely high heels. Venus gives us a strip and then her man arrives, ready for some fun. She gets some extreme throat reaming in several positions and apparently likes it. Later Rick eats her pussy and adds her asshole to the plan. Then they switch to some reverse cowgirl on the loveseat. After a while they try some anal in the same position. She demands some a2m then wants it back in her ass again. After a few repetitions of the same cycle they try some reverse doggie anal. They do some hole switching then go on to regular doggie anal. After several versions of upside down anal he shoots into her mouth and she possibly swallows some. Plenty of ream time here!

Scene Two Rating: 8.63
Starlet appearance: 9.50, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.00, Sexual Heat: 9.50, Raincoat appeal: 9.50

  Scene Three - Renee Pornero with three guys (Brett Rockman, Arnold Schwarzenpecker & Dick Nasty)

Renee is on a couch wearing a dominatrix type outfit including fish net stockings and top, leather short shorts and boots. After a partial strip the three guys walk in and she starts sucking them. After a while she does the routine where one gets doggie sex and the other gets sucked. Eventually one of them finds her butt hole while doing some doggie and she gets some deep anal. With 3 cocks around, 2 holes are usually busy. After they all get a shot at the doggie anal the routine switches to cowgirl and reverse cowgirl anal. After some drilling time the guys take turns in the vagina to get ready to cum and then each cums in her mouth, a drop or two, but most goes on the face. She pretends to swallow what little found her mouth but all three cum scenes appeared to have been cut near or at the end of them.

Scene Three Rating: 8.00
Starlet appearance: 8.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 8.00, Sexual Heat: 8.00, Raincoat appeal: 8.00

  Scene Four - Dillan Lauren and one guy (Brett Rockman)

  

The interview starts off on a wicker love seat on the back porch. Dillan is wearing a mesh hot pink top, accentuating her beautiful breasts. She stands up so we can get a look at her thong panties and strips off that beautiful top. Dillan is also wearing white high heels. Brett tries out the equipment to see if it works. The starlet likes it! She does some deep sucking of that long dong and then Brett takes a turn running it down her throat on his own. They climb back onto the couch and go through the sucking cycle and adding reverse cowgirl and missionary sex to the routine. Finally they get around to some anal…no, wait, it is just some more regular doggie sex. After a while, finally, he switches holes for some doggie anal. Brett gets his mileage in during that ride. He does some side doggie anal and then hoses Dillan's face.

 

Scene Four Rating: 8.25
Starlet appearance: 9.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 8.00, Sexual Heat: 8.00, Raincoat appeal: 8.00

  Scene Five - Daphne Rosen with one guy (Tyce Bune)

Daphne is questioned on a couch, outside on a porch.  She is wearing a red sun outfit including clear high heels. She takes her top off to show her ample breasts and drops her bikini bottom so we can see her ass. Tyce joins in to get sucked right away. Soon he has Daphne kneeling on the couch so he can probe her anus with a finger. He doesn't waste any time because soon he has 3 fingers in there, then a dick. After some a2m she mounts him for some reverse cowgirl anal. He does some hole switching then continues on with some vaginal. After a few more rounds of anal he shoots his load on her face and a little in her mouth which she spits out.

Scene Five Rating: 8.12
Starlet appearance: 8.50, Starlet attitude and personality: 8.00, Sexual Heat: 8.00, Raincoat appeal: 8.00

Everything Else

The dvd menu has interesting graphics and a cumshot recap feature along with scene selection, behind the scenes bonus footage and photo gallery.

Last Word & Final Tally

Overall, an excellent disc for gonzo fans.  However, the disc peaks early in scene one.  The following scenes don't quite measure up to the first.  Nonetheless, there is some good strokeable footage sprinkled throughout.

New (Experimental) SRR Rating Method:

Sexual Content Ratings (averaged & weighted 2x): 8.60
Average of all scenes listed above.

Production Ratings (weighted 1x):  8.17
Dialog/Story/Script: 8.00, Costumes/Clothing: 8.50, Location: 8.00

Technical Ratings (weighted 1x):  7.75

Camerawork: 8.00, Video Quality: 8.00, Audio Quality: 7.00, DVD Extras: 8.00

Overall Rating:  8.28 out of 10.00

-- Bonzo

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Review Date: 11.28.04, Edited and posted 12.17.04

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