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| Category | Wall to Wall / Gonzo |
| Director | Mike John |
| Themes | anal sex, straight sex, internal cum shots, swallowing, mini gang bang |
| Production or Street Date | 02.24.04 date of production, released 04.28.04 |
| Released By | Red Light District Video |
| Available Formats | VHS & DVD (DVD version reviewed) |
| Running Time | 150 minutes + bonus footage (19 minutes) |
| Source and Price Paid | DVD courtesy of Red Light District Video |
| Box Cover Quote | "The teenage girls in this movie love sperm, so I have provided them with lots of it..." |
Synopsis
Teenage Spermaholics is a new series that features new girls in the adult biz showing that they will do absolutely anything for money!
What's Hot
All the girls are young and very pretty and do not cum dodge one bit. There are Blondes, Brunettes, Asians, Euro Chicks and good ole' American girls. This is a good format for internal cum shots and swallowing.
The now famous red light bonus scene!
Nothing Fancy just suckin' and fuckin!
No Condoms.
What's Not
The little bit of acting they try to do!
Play By Play
Below is a detailed description of each scene:
Scene One - Lucy
Thai and six guys (Brian Pumper, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Billy Banks,
Mickey G., Brian Surewood)
Except for the little acting intro to set the scene up this is a very hot gangbang scene. Lucy starts off wearing jeans and a pink shirt which is removed to show off that awesome tits and ass! She is the hottest Asian currently working in adult. Lucy takes it in all orifices and really appears to enjoy every bit of it! Specifically her oral talents are very well demonstrated. She basically sucks these guys hard -- all six of them. She moves onto some vaginal, DP, RC, Cowgirl and spooning. She then takes her first pop as a internal vag. Looks damn hot! Then Lucy takes the next cumshot in her ass. The remaining guys explode over her pretty little face! Lucy keeps her mouth open to receive lots of goo.
Scene One Rating:
9.25
Scene
Two - Patricia Petit and one guy (Steve Holmes)
This teenage French/Canadian chick is 19 and she is a little hottie! She is a package to reckon with. She has too many Egyptian style tattoos, but still I can overlook it due to the hard body she possess! In this scene, Patricia is paired with Steve Holmes. Mr. Holmes is 42 years old and this creates a situation I really enjoy seeing -- younger girls and older guys! I am often reminded of the quote from Wooderson in Dazed and Confused, "That's what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age." But of course we are not here to discuss high school but rather young nubile teenagers and in my mind, 19 does qualify. Patricia is certainly a specimen to enjoy! Wearing nothing but zebra colored stockings, she performs awesomely! Her tight ass is something to be stretched and Steve certainly fills it quite nicely. Reverse cowgirl, doggy, anal in multiple positions, a2m and oral sex were some of the wonderful things seen in this scene before ending with a pop to her mouth. Patricia swallows all the goo down! Great scene!
Scene Two Rating: 8.94
Scene
Three - Melissa Lauren and three guys (Talon, Erik Everhard and Jon Dough)
My first viewing of Melissa was in Mike John's POV Pervert #03. She is a French Euro girl and very hot. Melissa certainly has another great showing here, taking on a few of Mike's friends. Right from the beginning, Melissa takes 2 guys orally and then a 3rd walks up. She doesn't miss a beat but just adds the new cock like a juggler with a new ball. Credit Mike John with the camera work here -- the overhead shot is pro all the way. Then the action moves on to doggy, dp and cowgirl, 2 internal pops (including anal) and then 3 more popshot cocktails in her mouth which Melissa eagerly swallows. Great scene and right now the movie is turning to be a classic delivery of Mike John's goods.
Scene Three Rating: 8.94
Scene
Four - Ashley Haze and one guy (Jon Dough)
Ashley is not as pretty as the first 3 girls but still a very young and a solid body. Her tattoo on her shoulder is rather large, although is is good artwork so far as skin ink goes. Ashley begins in a loft that we have seen before in some of Mike's other work. She pauses for a nice shot of her ass. John Dough is the man and he does a good job with her here in this scene. Truly he is the teacher and Melissa the student. He starts off with a little oral sex and then on to vaginal doggy. He then can't seem to hold on and blows his first load in her mouth, which she gargles. I don't know about you but gargling is very unnecessary. Maybe it would be better if he just said, "Swallow it bitch." But of course that would be rude. Nonetheless, gargling cum as if it were Listerine is a bit overboard in my opinion. She then goes back for more and RC, cowgirl, and doggy follows. Then she receives another creamy Pop. Overall, an average scene that Ashley seemed to enjoy.
Scene Four Rating: 8.94
Scene
Five - Kayla Marie and several guys (Brian Surewood, Jon Dough, Mickey G., Tea
Reel)
This scene contains another bad attempt at acting that really detracts from this movie. I mean this is so bad that I won't even go into further details! Anyway skip ahead to the part where Kayla is surrounded by cocks. She is an average cocksucker so don't expect anything fancy. Kayla gags and has a difficult time deep throating. She takes a hard doggy and dp then onto some cowgirl and reverse. When Kayla swallows a load she looks like she is going to vomit but manages to choke it down, making a horrible face the whole time. This girl is average and the scene just didn't cut it for me.
Scene Five Rating: 6.50
Scene
Six (Bonus Scene!) - Patricia Petit and one guy (Mike John)
Mike just couldn't help himself! He has to sample the Canuk. The scene is very well done and in perfect POV fashion just like his POV series. However, at the end, he misses her mouth. Instead his cum lands right in her eye. I guess she was so hot, he lost aim.
Scene Six Rating: 9.00Everything Else
Besides the "Bonus Scene" mentioned above, special features on this disc include a Cum Shot Recap, Behind the Scenes footage, and Web Access.
Production quality (audio/video) is good. The scenes are lit properly and the audio is fine.
Last Word & Final Tally
Overall, Teenage Spermaholics is something I would recommend to gonzo fans who enjoy gang bangs, swallowing and multiple internals. Fans of Lucy Thai shouldn't miss her scene here -- it smokes! Mike John's work for Red Light District rarely disappoints and with 3 hours of material you get a lot of bang for the buck!
New (Experimental) SRR Rating Method:
Sexual Content Ratings (averaged & weighted 2x): 8.59
Average of all scenes listed above.
Production Ratings (weighted 1x): 7.66
Dialog/Story/Script: 7.00, Costumes/Clothing: 8.00,
Location: 8.00
Technical Ratings (weighted 1x): 8.00
Camerawork: 8.00, Video Quality: 8.00,
Audio Quality: 8.00, DVD Extras: 8.00
Overall Rating: 8.21 out of 10.00
-- Anjin
Second Opinion?
Picky Prick exclaims "Holy shit this movie is hot!" and calls the girls "incredible sluts". Picky rated this film a "rare" double "A" and says you are likely to watch it over and over again if you like seeing women getting "defiled", "destroyed" and "getting completely fucked over". (Blue Door)
Review Date: 12.29.04, Edited and posted 01.01.05
Other Suggestions & Comments
On 01.01.05, the average price for this dvd was $18.74 based on 18 online retailers.
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If
this movie appeals to you, Snowman recommends:
Teenage Spermaholics #02
featuring Latina hottie Chiquita Lopez, Melissa Lauren (encore!), Tiana Lynn,
Teagan, Tyla Wynn and Missy Monroe. (Red Light District, 2004)
(Action-DVD)
(Adult
Video Universe) (Gamelink)
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