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| Category | Wall to Wall / Anal / Gonzo |
| Director | Erik Everhard |
| Themes | anal sex, internal anal cum shots, cum farts, straight sex, swallowing |
| Production or Street Date | 12.08.03 date of production, released 03.03.04 |
| Released By | Red Light District Video |
| Available Formats | VHS & DVD (DVD version reviewed) |
| Running Time | 175 minutes + bonus footage |
| Source and Price Paid | DVD courtesy of Red Light District Video |
| Box Cover Quote | "6 Cum Coated Rectal Cavities - It takes a rare breed of whore to shit CUMSTAINS, and these delectable dirty debutantes do it with love. Each of these poopers gets plowed, tastes ASS GREASED DICK and SPEWS HOG VENOM out their O-RINGS for your viewing pleasure." |
Synopsis
This is the "director's cut" of Erik Everhard's Cum in my Ass, Not in my Mouth #02 from Red Light District. "Director's Cut" in porn often seems to mean a longer edit, and this movie is no exception -- the running time is nearly three hours! The primary sexual theme is anal creampies. More specifically, two guys cum in the starlet's ass and she blows it out or lets it dribbles out into a pile. There are 5 chicks and 5 scenes in the main feature. Each scene follows a nearly identical sexual position formula. Extras include a bonus scene, "cumfiesta", photos, scene menu and behind the scenes footage.
What's Hot
The girls are pretty and they receive an impressive anal workout. They all act like they are ready and willing to get an ass reaming. All the starlets here take a double dose of cum up the ass in some very vivid footage.
Nice DVD menu navigation system. The opening menu had music in the style of Korn. The extras menu was good, and you can skip to the cum scenes and skip all the boring stuff.
Nice variety of clothing at the start of each scene.
Long running time (nearly three hours).
No Condoms.
What's Not
Formula for sex positions is almost identical in all the scenes. The girls didn’t give the impression they were really getting into it. Ordinary performances.
Too much time was spent on vaginal sex. Most of the scenes spent the first third of the time before any anal was shown.
Two dicks rubbing each other in an asshole isn’t much of a turn on after the first few seconds.
Irritating repetitive comments from the guys, i.e. “Oh yes! Oh yes! Oh yes! Oh yes! Oh yes! Oh yes! Oh yes! Oh yes!”
No cum eaters to clean up.
Some technical problems noted with pixilation. Also, the soundtrack did not always match the action in the scene. How do you scream with your mouth closed? Some dubbing. Also, the sound sometimes did not sound any louder when the camera went close to the actress causing the feeling that it wasn’t gonzo, you really weren’t “there”, rather, it was a production.
Editing problems at times. Some footage was cut out of sequence. For instance, panties would show up when they were taken off long time ago, cum would disappear after an ass injection, and hot scenes switch to cold scenes like they are starting all over again (poor continuity).
Spotty camera work at times. One scene where the girl started to give analingus and the camera quickly moved away, losing the moment.
Locations were uncreative. All scenes are bedroom scenes.
Play By Play
Below is a detailed description of each scene:
Scene One - Julie
Silver and two guys (Erik Everhard and Steve Holmes)
Julie is wearing a light blue bustier, dark blue jacket and jean short shorts, She walks upstairs to her apartment where her large firm breasts become the center of attention. She spends some time playing with them and massaging them. (Can I have a turn please?) He jams a finger in her ass and she takes a turn by spreading it and working some fingers in there but they lose interest in the main feature here and start kissing. She warms him up with some sucking and some hand work. The usual pattern starts to build when she gets her ass eaten and some rimming and probes. The two guys start their trade-offs by having one sucked while the other does some anal, giving Julie a taste of atm in the process. Eventually they try some spoon anal and decide they like to have their dicks kiss while probing an ass so they both put their dicks in her ass at the same time. This is interesting for the first few seconds. After that, it turns gay in more ways than one. It seems the guys like this and spend plenty of time together in the same hole. She does some reverse cowgirl anal, some gapes, and while she is at it they give her some ass slapping. They turn her sideways on the bed (low budget change of location?) and go back to their repetitive cycles of cowgirl regular sex with the other guy either getting sucked or joining in some dp. One guy does her doggie and cums in her ass, but wait! The next shot shows a gape and the cum disappeared, and she continues sucking the two like the video just started all over again. They raise her up so they can do an aerial dp on her then lay her on the bed for some spoon anal and dp. She starts to eat one of their asses but just before she gets there the camera quickly moves away (too much for someone?) and we get to watch the guys for a minute. Eventually we get to see a fleeting moment of some ass licking. The camera switches to a new scene where there will be some doggie anal to fill up her asshole with a load of cum. The ejaculation energy is captured well by the gyrations of a dick. The second guy does a fine job, too. At this point you can tell the primary objective of this doggie scene is for fertilization of an asshole. She then leans back and dribbles and squirts out her load. She spreads her asshole so we get not only a pink view but a red one too. She plants a few fingers in her ass so she can paint some cum around the opening and enjoy the feeling of ooze. She continues to keep her ass open for view and pokes her little finger in for some fun and to make her ass a bit more messy. (This scene made me hungry at this point.)
Scene One Rating:
8.125
Scene
Two - Lilane (Tiger) and one two guys (Erik Everhard and Steve Holmes)
As the apartment door opens we see Lilliane in a black outfit and black panties and fishnet pantyhose and leather boots. She pulls up her top to give us a show and plays with her tits and throws off the top. She continues the tease by playing with her ass, ripping off her panties and ripping open her mesh pantyhose so we can see her sweet ass. The usual routine starts as she eats one of the guys and the other gets to eat her ass. A few rounds of regular sex takes place with some doggie and cowgirl positions while the other guy gets blown. She pokes her own asshole and soon the guys find it, too, so they can put a cock in it. There is some dp doggie style, gape, atm and then they switch partners. They go to another bedroom and try again. More spoon anal while sucking and jerking keeps both guys on the go. They hoist her in the air for some carry dp and after they have their way with her they put her back on the bed for some doggie anal and load her up with jizz. After they are done shooting she leans back a bit and it drips out of her asshole. A little dribbles out later and her ass cheeks get squeezed a bit to get the last few drops to come out. Further evidence is offered as a small puddle on the bed sheets.
Scene Two Rating: 8.00
Scene
Three - Jessica May and two guys (Erik Everhard and Robert Rosenburg)
As the apartment door opens we see Jessica in a black bustier with black leather panties and fishnet stockings. Robert is at the other side of the room on a chair tied up with soft rope. She goes over to kiss and lick his lips and nipples several times and eventually unties him. She lays him on his back on the bed and uses her mouth to get him up and going. The routine starts as Erik joins the scene to eat her ass. The two guys switch back and forth between some vaginal sex and getting sucked off. Then they try some cowgirl regular and some spoon regular sex. Eventually they get around to finding her asshole when she gets some spoon anal and gives the guy a wild dick whipping with her butt. They work both ends so that when they aren’t getting their dick flogged with butthole they are getting a hot suck job. When they rotate, Jessica gets some atm in the deal and sometimes some hole switching. As things get hotter it is time for some doggie dp. Then the camera jumps to the doggie anal scene where it is time to load the cum cannon. They both get a chance to fire a load up her chute. She farts out the cum and then spreads some around her asshole and pokes a finger in her ass so she can have a chance to taste the results. She licks her finger clean and goes back for seconds. We then see the little puddle on the floor as proof of the dirty deed.
Scene Three Rating: 7.75
Scene
Four - Lucy Lee (Euro) and two guys (Erik Everhard & Steve Holmes)
Lucy walks up some stairs in her skimpy thong maid’s outfit. (Why can’t she find my house to do this?) She walks around the apartment looking for the occupant and finds him on the toilet and she gives him some toilet paper. Next they are at a bed and she is giving him a blowjob warmup and some hand action. After a bit they walk over to another bedroom and the action continues there where she adds a second guy to her sucking routine. After some doggie style regular sex the guys switch positions and she blows one while having vaginal sex with the other. After too long a time they finally find her asshole for some ream work. Finally she gets some good riding time! Soon she gets some atm and continuing with an ass ream back and forth. They rotate between reverse cowgirl anal dp and switching partners back and forth. To help out sometimes she stretches her own butthole with her fingers. We see a very red butt cheek and wonder where the footage went where she was being slapped and who did the slapping. Most of this time she is totally naked but soon her black panties/uniform jump back on her and we see a guy getting ready to cum in her asshole doggie style. As the guy does a slow ream she is sucking the second guy to get him ready. After the first guy donates a load to her asshole the second guy takes a turn as she holds still so as not to lose the first shot. It takes some drilling time for the second guy to deliver a doggie style load, and to accomplish this explosion he continues the sweet ride. After the delivery she spews and farts the white cream and spreads some around her pink butthole. The camera zooms in on her pretty rosebud as she continues to spread the cum around. We get a look at the pile on the floor and believe that most of the blown load landed on the floor.
Scene Four Rating: 8.50
Scene
Five - Elen and two guys (Erik Everhard and Robert Rosenberg)
Elen, a Brittany look alike, starts out wearing a pink nightie with matching pink panties, sleeping on her bed. She does some teasing on the bed and slaps her ass a few times to get us in the mood. Soon she is kneeling on the floor giving us a raincoater’s p.o.v. knob job to wake us up. The second guy joins in and she takes turns with tasty snacks. Then she moves onto the couch where she begins the formula routine of blowing one and having her ass eaten as a warm-up by the other. She continues to blow while having vaginal sex cowgirl style. The guys switch coverage and the routine continues. After about 20 minutes of regular sex they finally try some spoon anal on the couch with the other guy being sucked. The guy being sucked decides he wants some vaginal sex and joins in for a dp. Soon they switch to a cowgirl dp and Elen is totally nude at this point. After a few routine switching of guys and holes back and forth the nightie magically reappears onto Elen and she takes it off again to “begin” sex again. As the heat rises all of a sudden the scene jumps to another subscene where there is one guy giving her doggie anal very quietly as he prepares to fill her with a shot of cum. No heat, just some sex. After a sperm injection a second guy enters right after to add his own load in her ass. After he pulls out she dribbles the small load and tries to spread some on her ass to maximize the cream pie effect but there isn’t enough to do the job. Most has dripped into a little pile on the wood floor. She waves goodbye and that’s it.
Scene Five Rating: 8.75Everything Else
There is a bonus scene here with Teagan performing POV anal with a creampie. Other special features on this disc include a Cum Shot Recap, Behind the Scenes footage, and Web Access.
Production quality (audio/video) is generally good but see notes above under "What's Not". The scenes are lit properly and the audio is usually fine.
Last Word & Final Tally
Overall, some nice dirty action with some interesting clothing and chicks. The emphasis here is on raw sex that builds up to double anal injections so that the girls can blow out the load. The girls are pretty and all do their whorely duty. The video could have been a lot better than it was, but is still worth having. Maybe a rewrite, new male talent and a new director will make this an extremely hot series? The content is worthy of further exploration to find more gold. The "cumfiesta" part of the extras menu makes it easy to get at the double injections footage. Turning the sound off will eliminate the irritating comments from the men.
New (Experimental) SRR Rating Method:
Sexual Content Ratings (averaged & weighted 2x): 8.225
Average of all scenes listed above.
Production Ratings (weighted 1x): 6.33
Dialog/Story/Script: 5.00, Costumes/Clothing: 9.00,
Location: 5.00
Technical Ratings (weighted 1x): 7.88
Camerawork: 9.00, Video Quality: 6.00,
Audio Quality: 7.50, DVD Extras: 9.00
Overall Rating: 7.67 out of 10.00
-- Bonzo
Second Opinion?
Bono-ONE called this a "solid, energy filled fuckfest." He especially liked the bonus scene with Teagan. He recommends it to creampie lovers. Overall rating: 4 out 5 stars. (ADT)
PornReviewGuy called this disc, "boring as hell" but noted that "DP freaks will be in heaven." He noted the "obscene" gape shots and was somewhat disappointed in Teagan's bonus scene (no BJ and too many close-ups). Overall rating: 5 out of 5 (wth? -- I thought it was "boring"?) (Rancho Carne)
Review Date: 11.03.04, Edited and posted 02.17.05
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