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Starlets:
| Category | Wall to Wall / Gonzo |
| Director | Thomas Zupko |
| Themes | anal sex, a2m, Euro girls, greasy/oiled butts and boobs |
| Production or Street Date | 12.11.04 date of production, released 01.11.05 |
| Released By | Elegant Angel Video |
| Available Formats | VHS & DVD (DVD version reviewed) |
| Running Time | 135 minutes + bonus footage (35 minutes including bonus scene from #02) |
| Source and Price Paid | DVD courtesy of Elegant Angel Video |
| Box Cover Quote | "The real deal! These girls are so hot they speak for themselves. It was my first time out of the country and I met some of the hottest girls in the world. I hope you enjoy this volume of Big Wet Asses" |
Synopsis
For the fifth episode in this popular booty oriented series, Zupko travels to Europe (Czech Republic) in search of more anal friendly chicks with “big wet asses”. Besides the change in location, he sticks closely to the formula established in earlier volumes.
What's Hot
Three of the five Euro girls here were totally yummy (Anastacia, Laura and Simone).
No shortage of strong and nasty anal footage with plenty of a2m.
Inclusion of a good bonus scene from an earlier episode in the series and humorous bloopers.
Generous running time, especially when the bonus scene is factored in.
What's Not
The sexual content, flow of the scene, and location (boring hotel room) was the same in every scene. Too repetitive unless you really, really like the concept.
The usual downside of using Euro girls -- without the ability to speak English, not much personality shines through. We're stuck with dialog mainly from the male talent.
The "Behind the Scenes" segment was a joke.
Play By Play
Below is a detailed description of each scene:
Scene One – Stacey Silver and one guy (George Uhl)
Stacy is an attractive Euro blond with long hair and a nice
rack. She’s wearing a purple dress for the indoor tease sequence. Stacey has a
pierced tongue and tattoo on her right arm. In the intro she bends over, fingers
her ass and then tastes her fingers. Her ass and other body parts are oiled up.
The guy appears wearing a yellow raincoat and fucks her ass with a dildo water
gun. Stacey sucks the toy a2m. Next Stacey is on her knees sucking George’s
cock. The blowjob is OK, but not exceptional. She takes the cock deep at times,
but never shows much energy. Now George proceeds to fuck Stacey after some brief
fingering. She’s nude now except for heels. The first position is sideways on a
sofa followed by doggy. Stacey sucks the cock p2m in between position changes.
About nineteen minutes into the scene, George moves up a couple of inches and
sticks his large cock into Stacey’s ass. He fucks her steadily and Stacey moans
a lot, but takes it easily. Nice full body framing here. George inserts the toy
again turning it into a modified DP session. Stacey sucks her mate’s cock a2m
and then takes it up her ass reverse cowgirl style. She bounces on the pole at a
pretty good clip. More a2m follows. Then Stacey rides the cock again, reverse
and cowgirl. Her ass is pretty shiny and wet here. The starlet hops off and
again sucks the cock from her butt. The scene winds up with brief scissors anal
and an open mouth cum shot. Stacey cleans his cock and the scene fads out.
(33 minutes)
Scene One Rating:
8.25
Scene
Two – Anastacia Christ and one guy (JJ) (Snowman's
Honorable Mention)
Scene two also features a blond. Anastacia has medium length hair, a pretty
face and good-sized breasts. She reminded me a little of Deborah Harry of the
rock group Blondie. Once again, the tease shots focus on her greased ass.
Anastacia fingers her butt hole using multiple fingers and tastes them. She’s
wearing a black, fishnet style dress and heels. The guy pops up and crams the
same dildo toy up her ass. He also opens her ass up using his gloved fingers.
Anastacia tastes the dildo a2m here. She looks pretty hot here and makes good
facial expressions.

When it’s time to fuck, JJ goes right straight to her anal hole, fucking her
doggy style. He pounds her fairly hard after a couple of minutes. Anastacia
sucks his cock a2m multiple times. He places one leg up on the sofa. Then she
climbs on the sofa on her knees and the guy fucks her ass from behind while
standing. Anastacia is energetic during her a2m interludes and doesn’t seem to
mind rougher treatment. Next she hops on top of the cock and rides anally
reverse cowgirl. More instances of enthusiastic a2m. Anastacia gets reamed now
on her back next and continues to taste his cock every few minutes. JJ fucks her
tits briefly. Then he fucks her ass upside down. Anastacia seems to be enjoying
the filthy sex romp. This is full anal service with a smile. Cowgirl anal is
next with some gape shots. The anal action goes on for nearly ten more minutes
with the couple doing nearly all the positions again. For the cum shot,
Anastacia gets on her knees and JJ spunks on her face, giving the girl a
prominent white moustache. At first she doesn’t open her mouth, but does on
request. However, by then, nearly all the cum is already spent. It’s for the
best anyway, because she looks cute with the thick goo deposited on her face.
Anastacia cleans off the cock and JJ pours more oil on her body for a quick rub
down. Good scene! (30 minutes)
Scene Two Rating: 8.63
Scene Three – Laura Lion and one guy (Boby)
(Snowman's
Pick for Best Scene!)
Laura is an attractive brunette with an alluring face. Her hair is up here and she’s wearing a wet, white nightie. Nice buttcentric tease shots from a low angle show Laura rubbing her cheeks and fingering her bung hole. Laura tastes her ass. At times she plays with her tits too. The scene cuts and now Laura is on her knees bending over a sofa. She has a nice shaved pussy. Boby arrives and jams some fingers up her butt. He’s wearing latex gloves. Laura sucks his fingers straight from her rectum. He oils her ass up more. Now Laura services him using her mouth. Boby is sitting on the sofa and the starlet is on her knees in front of him. Laura swallows his (modest) cock balls deep and pays some attention to his balls. She also titty fucks him with her soft globes for a few minutes.

Now Boby proceeds to carefully poke her ass with his cock. Laura is on her knees
and he bones her doggy style. Once his rod is inserted, he fucks her fast and
deep, removing his cock a completely a few times. Laura gamely sucks his cock
a2m. Then she changes positions to reverse anal cowgirl. Boby alternates between
slow and rapid ass fucking here. Nice low angle shot here with Boby helping to
spread her legs wide. A couple of brief gape shots here and Laura’s face is
visible the entire time. She takes the anal pounding in stride although she may
be struggling a little judging by her expressions. More a2m followed by cowgirl
anal. Then they move on to sideways anal with one leg up. Boby goes fully in a
out at times and more instances of ass to mouth cock sucking. The scene cuts to
scissors anal and Laura looks hot like his. Nice footage of her big ass and
pussy and facial reactions. At last Boby is ready to cum. He pulls out of
Laura’s ass and whacks off furiously. Laura is on her knees in front of him. She
sticks out her tongue and Boby squirts his load on her face and in her mouth.
Laura cleans him off and the scene ends. Another good scene with a sexy chick.
(26 minutes)
Scene Three Rating:
8.69
Scene Four -- Simone Peach and one guy (JJ) (Snowman's
Honorable Mention)
Simone is the hot starlet featured on the cover of this title. She’s a brunette with fairly long black hair, pretty face and ample breasts. As the scene begins, she is wearing a purple, mesh top and short jeans skirt. Like the other scenes, she takes briefly, rubs her ass and then fingers her poop hole. Simone tastes her fingers and looks sexy when she does it. She works two, and maybe three fingers in her hot hole. Our friend JJ appears again and alternates between fingering her ass and pussy. Simone tastes his gloved finger and seems amused. Now Simone sucks his dick. JJ spits in her mouth and one her face for additional lube – the starlet doesn’t seem to mind. She sucks his cock with gusto.

Now JJ is primed from some ass fucking. Simone gets on her hands and knees to
prepare for his cock doggy style. JJ crams his cock in her booty and pounds her
pretty good. Good shot of her big ass here, but sometimes it’s hard to see the
penetration and her face clearly. Simone keeps moving around. The scene cuts to
reverse cowgirl anal without a penetration shot. JJ bounces her around quite a
bit and fucks her very hard in bursts. Simone hops off and is treated to sucking
his greasy cock meat. Next she takes his cock up her ass cowgirl style. Again JJ
shows a lot of energy here. Simone sucks his stick again and then returns to
RCA. JJ gapes her and spreads her butt hole wide. Then the couple moves on to
sides anal with one leg up. More cowgirl before JJ gets in position for the
money shot. He shoots his load on her face and inside her mouth. Simone sucks
him off nicely after the cumshot. (20 minutes)
Scene Four Rating:
8.63
Scene Five -- Nikki Sun and one guy (JJ)
The last scene features blond Nikki Sun. Once again, she’s paired with JJ.
Nikki is cute, but perhaps a notch down from the prior three starlets. She’s
wearing a white mesh dress. As in the other scenes, Nikki teases us with her
ass, inserts multiple fingers in her asshole and tastes them. JJ appears on the
scene donning rubber gloves. He sticks his fingers in her ass and Nikki tastes
the results. Then she’s on her knees and delivers a spirited BJ. Good eye
contact with the camera here and exciting low camera angle was used at times.
Nikki’s breasts sway very nicely.
JJ skips Nikki’s pussy and goes right for her bunghole. The first position is an
unusual sideways, standing one with one leg up. Nikki is almost parallel to the
floor and supports herself with one hand on a sofa. She rubs her pussy
vigorously and moans a lot. Later, she rests on the sofa arm as JJ continues to
pump her ass hard. Nikki sucks his cock a2m. The position changes again slightly
into more of an upside pile driver. JJ gives his cock a rest and probes her butt
with his fingers here too. He squirts a liter of lube on her private parts and
gapes Nikki a few times. For her part, Nikki seems to take the ass reaming
pretty well although she does make a lot of facial expressions. The scene cuts
to Nikki performing hard reverse cowgirl anal. The starlet bounces very hard and
JJ fucks her furiously. A few minutes later she puts her legs up, but doesn’t
seem coordinated enough for that to work. So it’s back to the machine gun style
anal drilling. Once again, Nikki performs a2m. She gets back on again, but this
time takes it cowgirl style. JJ gapes her twice, providing a good view of her
thrashed anus. Then she gets reamed sideways. In and out gaping here accompanied
with more ass to mouth dick tasting. Now Nikki performs hard way piledriver
anal. JJ fucks her ravished ass like a drill press until he’s ready to shoot his
wad. Then he pulls out and lifts her head close. Nikki opens her mouth with some
hesitation, especially during the initial spurts of goo. Most of the cum lands
below her nose and drips down to her chest. She cleans him off and seems proud
of her accomplishment.
Scene Five Rating:
8.25Everything Else
DVD Extras: Extras include a “Behind the Scenes” featurette called "Euro
Tripping", bloopers, bonus scene, photo galleries, and trailers.
The BTS footage contains home travelogue type footage showing some of the sites
in the Czech. However, it’s so short, it is barely worth including on the disc.
No footage of the filming of the scenes is included. (1 minute)
The bloopers collection is amusing. During the BJ footage, JJ asks Nikki to lick
his ass. He turns around and grabs her head toward his crack. She starts to lick
it, hesitates and then refuses, thoroughly repulsed. Anastacia slaps JJ pretty
hard after he spits on her face, which surprises him. She is spirited and seems
to be enjoying herself on the set. Zupko tries to get Simone to say “Thomas
Zupko, you turned my ass into hamburger.” and she struggles mightily with cum
dripping from her chin the whole time. (4 minutes)
For the Bonus Scene, Mason Storm’s hot anal romp from
Big Wet Asses #02 (2004) is included. That title
was previously reviewed on SRR at the link above. (30 minutes)
Production quality (audio/video) is good.
Last Word & Final Tally
Big Wet Asses #05 is a welcome addition to the series. The decision to go Euro this time out was a good one. Zupko found an strong cast in the old country. Anastacia, Laura and Simone were delightful to watch. However, each scene sticks very closely to the Big Wet Ass "formula". If you like this formula, you will be in heaven again, but I imagine most viewers wish Zupko would shake things up a bit. It's possible to feature big wet asses in more ways than one. There's lots of hot and nasty anal action here, but from a creative perspective, this series seems out of gas.
New (Experimental) SRR Rating Method:
Sexual Content Ratings (averaged & weighted 2x): 8.49
Average of all scenes listed above.
Production Ratings (weighted 1x): 7.00
Dialog/Story/Script: 7.00, Costumes/Clothing: 7.50,
Location: 6.50
Technical Ratings (weighted 1x): 7.88
Camerawork: 8.00, Video Quality: 8.00,
Audio Quality: 8.00, DVD Extras: 7.50
Overall Rating: 7.97 out of 10.00
Second Opinion?
Pornopunk stated that he was "disappointed" in Big Wet Asses #05. He liked how the series is focused on anal sex but didn't seem to like (male talent) JJ. He also felt that only Simone had a big ass and he rated her scene the highest. Rated 3 stars out of 5 on the ADT system and 7.2/10.00 on his own scale. (ADT)
Review Date: 03.05.2005
Other Suggestions & Comments
On 03.05.05, the average price for this dvd was $20.79 based on 15 online retailers.
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