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Starlets:
covergirl)
alleged first
dp)| Category | Wall to Wall / Gonzo |
| Director | Tim Von Swine |
| Themes | dp, vaginal sex, anal sex, a2m, three ways (interracial) |
| Production or Street Date | 09.29.04 date of production, released 12.15.04 |
| Released By | Red Light District Video |
| Available Formats | VHS & DVD (DVD version reviewed) |
| Running Time | 139 minutes + bonus footage (16 minutes) |
| Source and Price Paid | DVD courtesy of Red Light District Video |
| Box Cover Quote | "If you like Hardcore DP Action! We made this video for you -- the DP fan! |
Synopsis
This is the fifth episode in Red Light District's flagship all DP series, 1 in the Pink, 1 in the Stink. Directorial duties are passed from Robbie Fischer to relative newbie Tim Von Swine.
What's Hot
Two of the starlets here are smoking hot -- English blond Holly Wellin and Mexican hottie Jasmine Byrne. These two scenes are worth the price of admission. Both of these girls have the potential to be porn MVPs! Jasmine's scene is alleged to be her first DP ever.
Lots of DP action as advertised. But as noted below, not a huge amount of single dick anal.
Generous running time.
What's Not
Scenes were predictable and did not vary much.
Most of these scenes could have been improved by including more one on one anal footage. In addition to the featured DP footage, some scenes had a relatively large amount of vaginal sex but barely any anal sex. This seems like the wrong mix.
Some of the camera angles were below average making it hard to see the action. Related to this, some DP footage had too much "man ass" on the screen. Also, Von Swine's style of moving the camera around rapidly can be distracting.
Brian Pumper's excessive, inane commentary detracts from any scene he appears in. Also, his pimp jewelry is not helping matters either. Directors should instruct this guy to shut up, put a gag in his mouth or stop casting him.
Play By Play
Below is a detailed description of each scene:
Scene One – Holly Wellin & two guys (Snowman's
Honorable Mention)
Holly is the hot looking English blond featured on the front
cover. She has a very nice rack and striking blue eyes. Holly is wearing a black
V top that ties in the middle, matching panties and tall, black and shiny hooker
boots. In her brief interview, she states she is 18 and has appeared in about
ten scenes to date. Holly lost her cherry at age 14 and first tried anal the
following year.
The two (nude) studs are brought on set and Holly begins to suck their cocks.
The scene takes place in a sparse living room with an inflatable mattress. It's
not the most energetic blowjob I've seen, but Holly's face looks great sucking
cock. The other guy licks her clean looking pussy at the same time. Sadly, he
removes her slutty boots at the start. Next Holly is porked from behind. All her
clothing is removed at this time. She continues to suck off the other guy.
After a few minutes, Holly rides cock cowgirl and then takes it on her side,
which is a flattering angle. After a short time the guy slips it in her ass and
like a true anal pro, Holly doesn't flinch whatsoever during the insertion. She
grimaces a bit as the guy begins to pump her, but overall seems OK with a cock
up her butt. The director seems to add moaning and interjects at times
with slightly annoying comments. After a few minutes and about fifteen minutes
into the scene, Holly gets penetrated by two dicks at once. The first position
is reverse cowgirl. Visibility of Holly's crotch area is only fair and obscured
by shadows at times. This position continues for over five minutes and is
followed by standing DP action. Holly bounces pretty well but again, her private
parts were relatively dark. Next is doggy double penetration. The guy in her ass
gapes her a few times here and the lube the dribbles out is a light brown hue.
Holly takes both cocks fairly easily and moans a lot but still seems somewhat
lethargic. The guy in the rear grabs a handful of her hair as he pumps her butt.
For the cum shots, Holly lies on her back in the mish position. After some
pumping, the first guy shoots his load in her pussy. Then the second guy fucks
her ass briefly and cums inside her ass. Holly lets it dribble out, then squats
in front of the camera for an unattractive close up. For several minutes, the
director tries to get her to push more cum out, but this plan doesn't work well.
Even with some anal fingering, nothing happens. (27 minutes)
Scene One Rating:
8.56
Scene
Two – Melissa Lauren and two guys
Melissa is a cute (bleached) blond with straight, medium length hair. She has
fresh looking, friendly face. Like Holly, she also appears to be European.
Melissa says she's been performing DPs on camera for about a year, but never in
her personal life. She's wearing a black tank top and matching panties with
bright red, fuck me heels. Melissa seems to be in a playful mood during her
brief interview sequence. Brian Surewood and Erik Everhard are waiting in
adjacent room with a sofa. Melissa begins to work on Surewood's cock right away.
Erik plays with her pussy briefly, and then fucks her from behind. She gags a
little on Surewood's cock. After a few minutes the guys change places. Melissa
is pretty energetic and gets pumped hard here.
About ten minutes into the scene, a straight cowgirl fuck is transformed into
cowgirl anal. She continues to suck off Surewood, who is standing by the couch.
The anal looks like a tight fit, but Melissa has no trouble taking it. Melissa
hops off and tastes her ass while making good eye contact with the camera. Then
she mounts Erik’s cock again. Erik removes his cock from her bum for a quick
gape and then pries her anus open a little using six fingers. Then more anal
cowgirl riding for Melissa followed by another a2m sequence and missionary anal.
Surewood is still limited to occasional oral attention at this point. Erik reams
her ass mercilessly and gapes her a couple of times. He also sticks his rod into
her pink at times.
Next Melissa rides Erik’s cock RCA. She lies back and opens up for a big gape
shot here. After a second gape shot, Surewood pops up and sticks his cock into
her dirt chute as well. Then she sucks it after brief pumping. Interestingly,
Surewood’s presence is really kept to a minimum thus far in the scene. It’s
really the Melissa and Erik show. Surewood’s cock appears at times, but it’s
almost in the nature of a stunt cock as his face is rarely seen.
At last Melissa begs for two cocks. Surewood joins in and pumps her pussy –
still in the reverse cowgirl position. This sequence is short. After just a
minute or so, the scene cuts to doggy DP. Now Surewood (still headless) is in
her ass. He pounds her butt hole quite hard, but frankly most of screen is
filled up with man ass. Melissa’s petite ass is especially dwarfed by Surewood’s
large rear end. Percentage-wise, I’d say the bottom 30% of the screen features
Erik’s cock, balls and thighs, and the top 45% is filled up with Surewood’s ass,
balls and thighs. Do the math and you can see the chick occupies only a quarter
of the screen -- at most. Quite often, she’s even more hidden from view. The
camera angles here are OK, but the camera whips around in a jerky style that is
jarring to viewers. Melissa sucks Surewood’s cock direct from her ass, makes
good eye contact and comments that it “tastes so good.”
There’s an edit and now Melissa prepares to get DPed in the standing position.
Erik holds her up and penetrates her pussy while Surewood pokes her bottom from
behind. Melissa gets an impressive bounce going here. It’s not especially fast
or hard, but she moves nicely up and down their shafts. Melissa remains in good
spirits. After a few minutes, she lies on the sofa to permit Erik some straight
up missionary pumping so that he can reach climax. When he’s ready to cum,
Melissa kneels beside him and he dumps a load into her open mouth. Melissa makes
good eye contact here. Then Surewood strokes his member a few times and squirts
his jizz into her mouth as well. Some cum lands around her mouth and she uses a
finger to gather it up and eat it. (27 minutes)
Scene Two Rating: 8.00
Scene Three – Isabel Ice and two guys
Next up is Isabel Ice. Isabel is English brunette with medium length hair,
medium sized breasts, thick body and a chipmunk like smile. She also has
multiple tattoos including a very large one on her back. She’s OK looking, but
doesn’t really float my boat. She’s wearing a black stretchy, glitter top and
matching panties. There’s a short interview and tease sequence before the action
that takes place on a sofa.
The director brings two guys on the set who are already naked and hard. One is
white and the other is black. Isabel works her magic on both cocks at the same
time. Both guys throat fuck her fairly aggressively. Isabel generates a decent
amount of slobber and shows good enthusiasm. After a few minutes, the black guy
bones her from behind (standing position) as she continues to suck off the white
guy. Isabel provides a nasty talk style running commentary. Next, Isabel gets on
her knees and the white guy fucks her plump pussy from behind. She continues to
pleasure the black guy with orally and gives him a rim job.
About fourteen minutes into the scene Isabel is ready to take some tubesteak up
her booty. The first position is reverse anal cowgirl with the black dude. An
insertion shot is included here. Isabel rides the cock hard and talks dirty the
entire time. After a minute or so, the white join in and it becomes a DP. Isabel
hops off to taste her ass. She also lick the guy’s balls and asshole too. The
scene cuts to doggy DP now with the white guy boning her ass. The action looks
better here than in Melissa’s scene as the white guy is able to penetrate her
from a higher angle and Melissa’s rump is larger. There’s still a fair amount of
“man ass” visible but the chick fills up about a third of the screen during
close-ups, which is a big improvement. Isabel performs a2m here also and begins
to look very sweaty. Melissa continues to use her gutter mouth to good effect,
urging the guys to fuck her “like a dirty fucking whore.” More a2m and glimpses
of gaping butt hole here. The guys switch positions so that the black guy can
sample her “dirty little corn hole” as well. More of the same action ensues –
butt boning, a2m, gaping and some finger play as well.
For the cum shot Isabel lies on her back on the sofa. The black guy pumps her
twat to completion and then shoots his load on her tongue and mouth. Isabel
swallows his goo without hesitation. Then the white guy does the exact same
thing. However, the volume of cum he spunks in her mouth is impressive. Melissa
gargles with it a bit and then swallows it down happily. Everyone is surprised
at this monster cum shot. At the very end she shows off her reamed out rosebud
and scoops up the remaining cum deposited on her face with her fingers and sucks
it off. (27 minutes)
Scene Three Rating:
8.06
Scene Four -- Alex Devine and two guys
The forth scene features Alex Divine. Alex is a 21 year old with relatively
short, dirty blond hair. She’s wearing a black half top and matching ruffle
skirt. Alex’s hairstyle here appears oddly retro and would not be out of place
in the early 60’s. Also, her eye make-up seemed too dark and heavy. In her
pre-action interview, she appeared overly giddy and somewhat goofy. All this
adds up to another starlet who is passable, but not on the “A” list.
The guys appear on the set and Alex proceeds to “ravish” their cocks. Once
again, one guy is black and the other is white. The black guy is Brian Pumper
and as usual, he talks excessively during the action. Why directors do not
instruct him to keep quiet is becoming one of porn’s great mysteries. Now he has
also begun to wear a heap of gaudy silver jewelry (rings, bracelets, necklaces),
as if he were a pimp. Ugh. Alex services the cocks competently, but some of her
expressions are strange. After a few minutes she lies down on the sofa and
Pumper begins to fuck her pussy. However, at first he just sort of sticks in the
tip of his cock and later just teases her -- weird. Alex continues to suck off
the white guy. The starlet is still wearing most of her clothes here. Even after
a few minutes, Pumper still doesn’t bone in the normally fashion. He moves his
cock in and out quite slowly and fingers her hole much of the time. Next the
team switch positions and Alex sits on the white guy’s cock. At least he pumps
her with some energy and for short bursts Alex manages to bounces on the cock
well. Ironically, Pumper tells the white guy, “Don’t lose it yet, keep pounding
her.” This goes on for a few minutes and then Alex turns around for cowgirl
screwing with Pumper. Alex gets a little fired up here commanding Pumper to
“fuck it” but he continues to penetrate her lethargically for the most part.
The scene cuts and Alex is seen impaling herself anally on the white dude’s
cock. Nice initial penetration footage here. Alex bounces a bit on the cock, but
is quite vocal and seems to be struggling. After a minute, she modifies this to
grasshopper RCA and it looks pretty hot, but for an unknown reason, this
sequence only lasts a few seconds. Too bad. The scene cuts again and now Alex is
turned around and preparing to take Pumper anally in the doggy DP position.
After all that weak vaginal footage, longer pure anal clips would have been most
welcome. Pumper jams his cock in her butt and pumps her slowly. Alex makes good
eye contact, but doesn’t really appear to enjoy it as she professed in her
interview. This sequence is relatively short and there are some funky edits at
the beginning. Next Alex is DPed in the reverse cowgirl position. Pumper remains
in her butt. The camera work here is marginal. When it pulls back for a full
body shot, the angle is poor and lighting too dark to see much.
For the cum shot, Pumper fucks her mish on the sofa for a short time and then
pulls out to jizz on her tongue. Alex makes good eye contact with Pumper and the
camera here. She looks hot receiving his cum delivery. The white guy shoots his
load into her open mouth. Once again, Alex is very cooperative and swallows it
all down.
Botched scene. (26 minutes)
Scene Four Rating:
7.81
Scene Five -- Jasmine Byrne and two guys (Erik
Everhard & Tee Reel) (Snowman's
Pick for Best Scene!)
The final DP encounter features Jasmine Byrne, who may be the hottest Latina
starlet to come on the scene since Adriana Sage. Jasmine introduces herself,
announces she’s here to take one in the pink and one in the stink, and then
briefly fingers her tight holes. Jasmine looks really cute here, wearing a sky
blue bra, matching panties, white stockings and heels. Her make-up is flattering
and her lips look especially delectable. Then Von Swine interviews her briefly.
Jasmine says she is nineteen years old and that this is the first time she has
ever been double penetrated.
Two guys appear, predictable one is white (Erik Everhard) and one black (Tee
Reel). Right away Jasmine works on their cocks. As a newbie, she actually
doesn’t multitask all that well in terms of handling both guys, but she looks so
adorable sucking dick, nobody will mind. Plus, Jasmine is very good about
remembering to make eye contact with the camera. Everhard removes her panties
and bends the Mexican hottie over to taste her muff. Jasmine sucks off Tee at
the same time. Then Erik begins to pound her pussy furiously. Jasmine seems
unphased and continues to suck off the other dude. Then she tastes Erik’s cock
p2m. Now Tee takes a turn screwing her pussy and Erik throat fucks her. Next
Jasmine rides Erik’s cock cowgirl style and smokes the black guy’s pole at the
same time. Erik pumps her energetically here. Jasmine moans a little, but
doesn’t say too much during the action. After a few minutes she mounts Tee's rod
in the same position. Erik is serviced orally. This footage continues for a
relatively long time.
The scene cuts and Jasmine says, “I want you to fuck me up my ass.” Then she
offers her ass to Tee doggy style on the sofa. He penetrates her tight ass
slowly and quickly begins to pump it. At first the camera work is sub par, but
the view improves tremendously when the camera goes under the action. The black
guy pokes her bunghole adequately while Everhard stuffs her face with his cock.
Jasmine looks very hot here and her pussy seems sloppy wet. Erik stretches her
ass open for a nice gape shot when Tee pulls out and continues to hold it when
he begins to fuck her again. Hot! Next Jasmine rides Everhard cowgirl and second
later Tee jams his cock back in her ass again. She looks good here backing her
ass up into both cocks. She takes a pretty good backdoor pounding here. The
scene cuts again and now she is in position for an RCA DP with Erik in her ass.
Although some one on one anal action with Erik would have been hot, Tee joins in
immediately. Good eye contact and facial expressions by Jasmine.
The cum shots arise like in the other scenes. Jasmine lies on her back on the
sofa and lets the guys pump her pussy mish until they are ready to shoot their
loads. Tee goes first and deposits some nice, thick goo on her tongue. However,
he keeps moving his cock around after his shoots, inadvertently wiping it off
and causing some of it to drip down to her chest. Everhard comes in her mouth,
but his load is weak and runny.
Scene Five Rating:
8.75Everything Else
Before and during the credits, some BTS type footage is included. (2 minutes)
A Behind the Scenes featurette is available on the Extras menu. Highlights include: Isabel four fingering herself and then tasting it. Jasmine’s anal warm-up. Surprisingly, she seemed to have some difficultly with performing anal. Jasmine’s make-up is touched up by male talent(?). Alex Devine declares herself very intelligent, reveals that she invests in mutual funds and will soon be able to purchase a home. A questionable legal discussion between Von Swine and male talent about how producers can only insert dildos and sex toys but not other foreign objects, such as a lollypop. Alex Devine warm up footage (bj). Holly’s photo shoot for the box cover. Interestingly, for some reason, the photographer was shooting Holly from a very long distance with a telephoto lens. (8 minutes)
"Boner Footage" -- A POV tease and blowjob scene with Jasmine and director Tim Von Swine. Von Swine finishes off with an open mouth facial. Von Swine states this was his first porn scene ever. (8 minutes)
Production quality (audio/video) is good.
Last Word & Final Tally
A solid, if uninspired addition to the 1 in the Pink, 1 in the Stink series. Worth viewing to see Jasmine and Holly in action. Also recommended for raincoaters who are true dp devotees as all scenes here feature this lewd act. This title is not so hot if you like one on one anal sex, expect all gorgeous girls, or prefer carefully crafted, creative porn. Von Swine's self described "fast and loose" approach to shooting did not appear to be an asset here from the viewer perspective.
New (Experimental) SRR Rating Method:
Sexual Content Ratings (averaged & weighted 2x): 8.24
Average of all scenes listed above.
Production Ratings (weighted 1x): 7.33
Dialog/Story/Script: 8.00, Costumes/Clothing: 7.00,
Location: 7.00
Technical Ratings (weighted 1x): 7.63
Camerawork: 7.50, Video Quality: 7.50,
Audio Quality: 8.00, DVD Extras: 7.50
Overall Rating: 7.86 out of 10.00
Second Opinion?
bono-ONE felt the girls in the first three scenes were the strongest. He said that Holly, Melissa and Isabel "kick ass". Rated 3 stars out of 5. (ADT)
Review Date: 03.27.2005
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On 03.27.05, the average price for this dvd was $xx.xx based on xx online retailers.
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