Flash Review 

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Starlets: 

• Haley Paige  ( covergirl, "A" list)
• Sandra Romain
• Barbara Summer
• Hillary Scott
• Claudia Rossi

Synopsis

Platinum X Pictures’ Altered Assholes #02, directed by John Strong, is the second installment of this hardcore series with lots and lots of anal sex and double penetration action.

What's Hot

Strong cast of very capable, yet attractive anal whores.

Every scene features generous helpings of intense anal (and sometimes DP) action with all the nasty stuff raincoaters love such as a2m and gaping.

Good production values.  The camera was pretty much where it should be and the lighting and sound were fine.

Very long running time even without considering bonus footage.  The main feature runs nearly three hours. 

What's Not

The outfits worn by the girls were nothing special.  Barbara's was the best of the bunch.

John Strong makes an attempt to incorporate some brief set-ups for each scene, but they are half-hearted and look like all of two minutes was spent on them.  Either make a real effort, or scrap them.

The "bonus" footage should never have been cut of the main scene, especially Sandra's hot doggy anal sequence with some great gapes!  Maybe a movie this long doesn't need bonus footage?

The scenes are not especially creative.

Play By Play

Below is a detailed description of each scene:

  Scene One -  Sandra Romain and two guys (Michael Stefano & John Strong)

Sex Checklist: tease, bj, straight sex, anal, a2m , dp, double anal, anal gapes, rimming (f on m), choking, omf (dual)

Euro megaslut Sandra is wearing a black mesh top sans bra, skimpy jeans cut offs without panties and heels. She has a very nice body and a fairly attractive, but somewhat hard looking face. There’s a brief patio blowjob with Strong and then the action moves indoors on a sofa. Stefano is waiting on the sofa. From here forward, it’s almost all hard anal action for about forty minutes. Sandra performs a2m and explicit anal gapes repeatedly. Energetic double anal in two positions is also performed. The scene ends with a dual, messy open mouth facial. Fine scene! (44 minutes)

Raincoater Tip Sheet: spoon anal gape shots with Stefano spreading open her cheeks (0:11); rapid fire RCA sequence with Strong (0:15); energetic RCA DP (0:16), double anal in two positions (0:20); Strong spreading open her freshly fucked asshole with two fingers from each hand as she rides him cowgirl (0:25); hard cowgirl anal with spanking, difficult standing DP (0:38).

Scene One Rating: 8.50
Starlet appearance: 7.50, Starlet attitude and personality: 8.00, Sexual Heat: 9.00, Raincoat appeal: 9.50

  Scene Two - Barbara Summer and one guy (John Strong)

Sex Checklist: toys (butt plug), brief eating at the Y, a2m, anal gaping, bj (no hands), face fucking, rimming (f on m), pussy/ass back & forth fucking, omf, swallowing.

Barbara Summer is a very cute, busty blond from Europe (Czech Republic). She actually looks too cute to be performing in a pervy raincoater movie like this, but who’s complaining? She’s wearing a tight big half that that ties in the middle with short, pink mini skirt that barely covers her ass and space age metallic heels. The top shows off her ample chest well too. Simple but great outfit! Nice complimentary make-up as well.

After some “language lessons” on the sofa, Barbara lifts up her legs to reveal a fairly large butt plug stuck up her ass. Strong moves the spade shaped plug in and out a bit and then Barbara tastes it. She looks very sexy sucking the toy a2m. This is followed by some decent, no hands oral and face fucking. Then it’s straight to the “A” for the remainder of the scene. Once again, many anal positions are shown and Strong maintains high energy throughout. Lots of a2m, gaping and other nasty touches are tossed in. Toward the end of the scene, Barbara’s asshole looks very raw and nearly turned inside out when she gapes during cowgirl. The scene cumulates with an open mouth facial after some hard doggy style fucking (pussy and ass). Barbara swallows the goo. This is an excellent raincoater anal scene. Barbara rocks!  (33 minutes)

Raincoater Tip Sheet: Excellent butt plug play at the start of the scene with great a2m and gaping (0:46); rapid spoon anal pounding with lube buildup (0:53); hard and fast RCA drilling with no hands a2m and excellent gaping (0:56); Strong fingers her ass during anal and has her taste them (0:59); Barbara enthusiastically eats Strong’s butthole (1:01); nice looking anal cowgirl – fast and hard reaming (1:01); raw looking cowgirl gaping (1:04); difficult standing cowgirl anal fuck with Strong lifting her up and down on his cock (1:07); repeated switching between pussy & ass during mish and doggy style (1:10); omf (1:16).

Scene Two Rating: 9.00
Starlet appearance: 9.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.00, Sexual Heat: 9.00, Raincoat appeal: 9.00

  Scene Three - Haley Page and two guys (Michael Stefano & John Strong)

Sex Checklist: ass play, bj, anal sex (doggy, sideways, scissors, rca ), a2m, dp (rca, doggy, standing), anal gaping, p2m, some vaginal sex (but very little).

Haley Paige is the star of the third scene and the featured girl on the box cover. Although she’s not the most beautiful starlet in porn, Haley’s earthy, “girl next door” appearance is appealing and sexy. Besides a great ass, she has great floppy style tits and a toothy smile with great lips custom made for dick sucking. Of late, she’s turned in many fine gonzo performances heavy on anal, dp, a2m and other raincoater delights. In this scene, the guys pretend to be plumbers and Haley distracts them from their job. She offers up a different set of pipes for them to fix. Haley is wearing a black robe with red bra and panties. The clothing is totally removed within the first minutes of the scene.

After brief ass play and the beginnings of good oral service on Strong, Stefano jams his cock up Hailey’s ass in the doggy position. After a couple of minutes, she performs a2m of the first of many times in this scene. Then Strong takes a turn fucking her butt in his energetic style as she sucks off Stefano. They move on to high energy RCA which coverts to dp in short order. Haley whimpers the whole time, makes occasional comments (supportive but not too original), and displays good facial expressions. Nice gaping here with Haley playing to the camera well. From here, more of the same in different positions. The best footage shows Haley on her knees leaning on the sofa while spreading open her ass to invite further anal abuse. The guys open up her ass effectively and again, she’s happy to taste her ass juice. At the end of scene, Haley receives dual, creamy, open mouth facials. Lots of penis parfait drips down from her mouth. Another recommended Haley Page scene! (29 minutes)

Raincoater Tip Sheet: anal fingering tease (way too brief!), nice straight to the “A” doggy penetration shot – flattering position and angle (1:21), RCA turn taking and anal gaping (1:28), wide gape + immediate a2m (1:30), good doggy DP footage with tight full view angle + a2m (1:33), awesome anal reaming from behind with Hailey on knees spreading her ass – great gaping and a2m (1:35), difficult standing dp (1:39), dual, creamy omf (1:44).

Scene Three Rating: 8.94
Starlet appearance: 8.50, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.00, Sexual Heat: 9.00, Raincoat appeal: 9.25

  Scene Four - Hillary Scott and one guy (John Strong)  

Sex checklist: anal fingering, a2m, bj, rimming (f on m), straight sex (sideways, reverse cowgirl), p2m, anal (RCA, doggy, missionary, cowgirl, standing cowgirl), ass licking, light slapping,

Hillary Scott is a very cute (bleached) blond. She looks a little bit like Paris Hilton. Again, she’s the kind of girl where if you saw her in the mall, you wouldn’t imagine that she gets paid to have raunchy anal sex that winds up on dvd. In this scene, Hillary is wearing a dark pink, mesh top, hot pink panties and clear heels. Her snatch is totally bald.

Strong fingers her ass on a sofa and Hillary eagerly tastes his fingers. Then she gets his dick hard orally. Hillary gags herself on the cock creating some drool and licks nicely. After some straight vaginal sex in two positions, Hillary guides the cock into her ass from the reverse cowgirl position. Strong pumps her deep and vigorously and the starlet makes good expressions. Hillary takes the cock up her butt like a pro, cooperatively spreading her legs wide for easy access. Strong gapes her and then Hillary spreads her ass open. This is followed by intense doggy anal with more gaping. Hot footage here! Then mish anal with slapping, no hands, messy bj and ass licking followed by cowgirl anal from sitting and standing positions. Hillary performs a2m multiple times in each position. For the pop shot, Strong shoots his load on her tongue and the nasty girls swallows it.

One would think the scene is over, but now Hillary crawls down the hall and does half of this stuff again another guy ! Naturally, she doesn’t look as fresh and her energy level is lower, but she makes a gallant effort. In round two, Hillary performs missionary anal, cowgirl anal, scissors anal, and doggy anal with Steve Holmes (sporting a new scruffy look). Pussy sex and instances of a2m are sprinkled throughout but not much gaping this time. The scene ends for real when Hillary takes a facial where the guy drips his clear, runny goo on her precious face from a high angle. This girl deserves a cookie! (37 minutes)

Raincoater Tip Sheet: hot anal fingering with tasting during opening tease sequence (1:46), good deep oral footage with some self gagging and slobber (1:49), good initial RC anal penetration shot (1:52); several good RCA gape shots (1:54); RCA with girl holding legs together and up followed by a2m (1:55); doggy anal with gaping -- girl spreads one ass cheek – good camerawork (1:58); Strong slaps Hillary during mish anal (2:02); deep no hands a2m with slobber after mish anal (2:03); on the tongue pop shot with swallowing (2:06); f on m asshole licking, ball sucking and hj (2:09); m on f asshole licking (2:10); dripping, runny facial from above (2:21).

Scene Four Rating: 8.81
Starlet appearance: 8.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.00, Sexual Heat: 9.00, Raincoat appeal: 9.25

  Scene Five - Claudia Rossi and two guys (Erik Everhard & John Strong)  

Sex checklist: bj, vaginal sex, anal sex (scissors, doggy, sideways, scissors, piledriver), a2m, anal gaping, brief anal fingering, RCA, DP (rca , doggy & standing)

Claudia is a cute, Euro brunette. She is supposed to be a “cleaning lady” but no effort was made in the costume department. Instead, Claudia is wearing a pink and white half top that ties in the middle, jeans with a big belt, black heels and ugly tan winter coat. The guys nail her in the kitchen and quickly strip off most of her clothes. Claudia gets on her knees to service the men orally at the same time. She’s wearing glitter make-up on her eyelashes, which is sort of cool, but not the right look for this scene.

Soon they move into the living room and continue on the sofa. There’s some brief vaginal fucking, but in short order Strong’s cock finds it’s way into her bunghole. First position is scissors. Claudia shows she’s not shy about a2m a couple of minute later. Now Everhard tries out her twat for a few minutes but he too moves up an inch and stuffs her ass without wasting any time as well. He reams her doggy style first and the resulting gapes are very nice. The guys move on to RCA and doggy DP. Claudia handles both cocks impressively. As the scene draws to the end, the intensity temporarily slows down with sideways anal and simultaneous BJ at the other end. The Everhard flips her upside down for piledriver anal with some fantastic gape shots. Rested, the guys now tackle standing DP. Nice facial expressions and good camerawork here. Finally, she gets on her knees and submits to a dual open mouth facial. Her face is messy at the end and she cleans both cocks.  Good stuff, but a notch down from the others on this disc. (28 minutes)

Raincoater Tip Sheet: Claudia takes the cock up her ass scissors and tastes her ass for the first time in this scene (2:31); Everhard stuffs her tight anal hole doggy style and then gapes her ass nicely – it’s round and nice shade of pink (2:32); good RCA DP footage with the guys sharing her ass (2:34); doggy dp footage with jabbing and wide gaping (2:38); multiple a2m from doggy dp position (2:40); more good gaping (2:43); piledriver anal with yet more obscene gapes (2:45), standing DP with good facial expressions and clear low angle penetration shots (2:47); dual, messy facial (2:48).

Scene Five Rating: 8.56
Starlet appearance: 8.50, Starlet attitude and personality: 8.00, Sexual Heat: 8.50, Raincoat appeal: 9.25

Everything Else

Bonus footage – some first rate “bonus” sex footage with Sandra and Hillary on the “Extras” menu. Check out the excellent doggy anal footage with Sandra reaching back to spread her ass for gapes and performing a2m. Hillary’s bonus footage is good RCA DP footage, also with gaping and a2m. This footage should not have been cut from the main scenes. It’s not as if Strong was trying keep the running time down. This disc is longer than Apocalypse Now! (9 minutes)

BTS – Barbara getting ready for her scene, Barbara taking pretty girl photo stills, brief interview with Hillary discussing how she loves to get fucked in the ass, stills with Sandra and post scene interview – she claims she came several times in her scene, Barbara inserting the butt plug seen in the beginning of her scene, post scene interview with Hillary and stills, stills with Claudia, post scene footage with Barbara including interview questions and shower. (12 minutes)

Photo gallery with stills from the set. Dreadful music and moaning accompanies the pictures. (3 minutes)

Last Word

Thumbs up for John Strong's Altered Assholes #02.  This disc is a very good choice for raincoaters looking for nasty, intense anal action.  This series is quietly turning into one of the best in the all anal genre.   

Overall Rating:  8.31 out of 10.00

-- Snowman

Second Opinion?

Bono-ONE also liked this title and rated it 4.5 out of 5.0.   He called the cast "strong" and was especially impressed with Hillary.  He says this disc is a "must buy".  (ADT)

Bob Randall sez he "enjoyed" this release.  He said the scenes were "exciting" and the "babes were very easy on the eyes".  Every scene was rated four stars out of five.  Overall rating 4.0 out of 5.0.  (DVD Talk)

Review Date: 06.06.05

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If this movie appeals to you, Snowman recommends:

Altered Assholes #01 (2004) - The first episode in the series was also outstanding.  Features scenes with Jayno Oso, Chiquita Lopez, Vanessa Lane, Katja Kassin, and Tyla Wynn.

To see all titles in the Altered Assholes series at Adult Video Universe, click here.  At the time this review was written, there were two.

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