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Me Luv U Long Time #04

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 Category  Asian / Wall to Wall / Gonzo
 Director  Robbie Fischer
 Themes  Asian girls, anal sex, swallowing, straight sex, dp, 2 on 1
 Production or Street Date  xx.xx.03 date of production, released 08.11.03
 Released By  Red Light District Video
 Available Formats  VHS & DVD & VOD (DVD version reviewed)
 Running Time  139 minutes + bonus footage (6 minutes bonus footage + 12 minutes bts)
 Source and Price Paid  DVD courtesy of Red Light District Video
 Box Cover Quote  "6 Asian slut-goddesses grace the screen for your viewing pleasure.  Thai, Vietnamese and various other Asian dolls.  Watch for hectic DP action from cover girl Katsumi.  Break it off!"

Synopsis

The title is taken from Stanley Kubrick's Vietnam War movie Full Metal Jacket.  This has been a successful venture for Red Light and was probably one of the first high quality series that featured Asians.  Since its first release in 2002 this series has went through 3 directors and now seems to be handled Robbie Fisher. 

What's Hot

Attractive Asian Girls in many settings and positions.  This episode presents the different Asian flavors nicely.

This title doesn't fool around with silly plots.  The scenes are nothing fancy -- just short interviews with the girls and then it jumps right into the sex!

Long running time plus 6 minutes of  "Boner" footage
plus Behind the Scenes bonus footage.

What's Not

The girls in this issue do not seem to be as pretty as in past issues. 

Asian girls with British accents (Roxy Jezel).

Play By Play

Below is a detailed description of each scene:

  Scene One - Roxy Jezel and two guys (Erik Everhard and Lexington Steele)

Roxy is a cutie she is Thai/British so the accent seems a bit odd, however, this does not deter from her hot little body and her being just an eager young newbie.  I mean any girl who readily admits during the interview process that she has thought about doing porn since 13 is willing to almost anything to prove it to anyone else.  Roxy does that in this scene taking on both Erik Everhard and Lexington Steele.   The scene starts with her talking dirty and roaming over her tight little body.  She starts with sucking of Mr. Steele and taking it from behind from Mr. Everhard.  I have to say both gentlemen really gave it to her hard!  Mr. Everhard from the back really cranking the scene up by pounding her deep and hard which she seemed to love every stroke. Mr. Steele did some very good work by pile driving her hard and fast.  Roxy was very enthusiastic and seemed to enjoy both large cocks thoroughly.

The scene ends with her taking two sticky loads all over her pretty little face. Solid performance.

Scene One Rating: 8.25
Starlet appearance: 8.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.00, Sexual Heat: 8.00, Raincoat appeal: 8.00

  Scene Two - Shai Lee and two two guys (Randy Spears & Dick Delaware)

I love schoolgirl outfits and this Korean/Hawaiian girl is wearing the typical catholic style out fit!  Oh YEAH!

Shai (pronounced "shy") is doing her debut scene! She is also doing her first DP scene with Randy Spears and Dick Delaware. She's a bit doughy and older at 23 but she has a very pretty face and is extremely forward.  I did notice what appeared to be a cesarean scar but it was very faint and I did not see it until the 3rd viewing of the CD.

The interview is very short, as they want to get right into it.  Both men walk up and she just starts blowing them both alternating between them.  She then jumps on Randy's cock RC while still blowing Dick.  Then they switch so Dick can get a little of that Kim Chee style pussy as she is hot!  Through out the entire scene right up to the DP Shai just is excellent at keeping up with the oral.  She looked like a seasoned veteran not a first timer that is for sure!

Randy and Dick share her back in forth in a variety of positions both vaginal and anal until the DP scene.  Although the director does not shoot it from the beginning he instead chops it in so we miss out on the actual positioning.  However, the scene is hot just the same. With both guys fucking missionary until they pop a load over her face which she swallows graciously. Shai's first scene is a very good performance.

Scene Two Rating: 8.94
Starlet appearance: 8.75, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.00, Sexual Heat: 9.00, Raincoat appeal: 9.00

  Scene Three - Jay Lodeeva and one guy (Steve Holmes)

Jay appears to be Filipina and when I was in the Philippines we called girls like these LBFM's or Little Brown Fucking Machines.   They are usually very hot very forward and do one thing very well and that is FUCK!  Jay is an average looking girl who does need a little bit of dental work but other then that she has a good body.

There is no interview with Jay she just starts talking dirty until Steve Holmes comes in and starts eating her ass and pussy.  Steve then starts in the doggie position and is very slow entering her asking her to fuck him.  She does but she honestly gives him the credit he deserves by telling him he has a big cock!  You can tell as this scene gets going that Jay is really tight and really enjoying this cock.  She is really vocal and really gets into the scene.  Maybe a few of the "fuck this Asian pussy" are a bit over the top but all in all she seemed sincere.  After Doggie she sucks him off and then its back too doggie and then to the best position for viewing that was RC and CG.  The scene culminates to spooning where Steve quickly gets off and pops it on her face where she does the fake swallow.
 

Scene Three Rating: 8.25
Starlet appearance: 8.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 8.50, Sexual Heat: 8.25, Raincoat appeal: 8.25

  Scene Four - Lolita Young and one guy (Steve Lyons)

Lolita is 19-year-old Vietnamese girl and she is an average looking with a great body.

The interview scene did not flow as well as the others. However, during her scene she was very vocal.

Scott Lyons has the assignment to fuck this girl and the scene cuts from the interview right into her masturbating until Scott walks up and sticks his cock in her mouth. They move to doggy where she has the strangest screams and vocals which basically her saying "OH YEAH" in various tones and rhythm.

The director did an average job of highlighting Lolita's body.  I think more could have been done in this category as her ass was really petite and Scotts girth looked like it was really stretching her out. The CG scene is solid and it goes from there into RC and then to the final position of spooning.  The scene ends with Scott popping all over her face, which she does a good job of attempting to not dodge.  However, she did not swallow but did do the complimentary suck off at the end.  Look for her in the boner footage at least I think it is her.

Scene Four Rating: 5.06
Starlet appearance: 4.75, Starlet attitude and personality: 5.00, Sexual Heat: 5.50, Raincoat appeal: 5.00

  Scene Five - Deja Chan and two guys (Erik Everhard and Manual Ferrara)

Deja is a 21-year old of Chinese/German decent from England.  She is very pretty and really doesn't look Asian but more European.  But none the same even if she was 1/4 Asian I would still take her.  She is very pretty and very photogenic.

Deja is a talker and she has only been in the business for about a month when this was shot this being her 2nd scene.  Deja is small breasted with a very nice round ass and waist long straight brown hair.  She claims that doggy is her favorite position especially when her hair is pulled. 

Erik Everhard and Manual Ferrara enter and they just starting tasting her from top to bottom until she goes right for their cocks eagerly sucking them both off.  Once again I am ever surprised how this girl in just her 2nd scene is doing such a good job at sucking 2 guys off.  The scene cuts to her riding Manual CG and sucking Erik off. After switching positions Deja is really getting a good pounding. She then wants them to do her doggy, which they agree whole-heartedly.  She is really wanting hard and these guys really give it to her.  This scene is VERY hot and everyone is truly enjoying themselves.  This scene is very fun to watch.  The loads of course go right in her mouth and she swallows with no hesitation.

Scene Five Rating: 8.75
Starlet appearance: 8.25, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.00, Sexual Heat: 9.00, Raincoat appeal: 8.75

  Scene Six - Katsumi and two guys (Lexington Steele & Michael Stefano)

Katsumi is 1/2 Vietnamese and 1/2 French.  She is from France and has a very thick French accent.  Katsumi has worked 3 years in Europe and now she has ventured across the pond to explore American porn.

Katsumi is very open honest and beautiful!  I was first exposed to her in POV PERVERT and she is very hot!  She is clearly the most beautiful and just downright adorable girl in this entire movie.  I mean what girl would say that she likes fucking in the movies but love in real life!  Claiming to lose her virginity at 19 she has really made up for it now.  You can just tell that SHE IS SO HONEST!   Her lips are awesome and she says that doing two guys is very hard.  Geez she makes it looks so natural though!  Paired with Lexington Steele and Michael Stefano they are very solid flagpoles for Katsumi.

After attacking both their cocks and sucking them very well she gets Michael to stuff her from behind and really gives her a pounding while Lex sits in front and allows her to suck on his pole.  They then switch and Lex turns her over to missionary while Mike fucks her throat.  This is just the appetizer as the scene cuts to Mike stuffing his fingers in her ass.  He was able to get 4 inside her and probably had it not been for illegal reasons he could have fit more.  This leads into anal with Lex still stuffing her mouth.  The guys are really giving it to her and she just loves every moment, which leads us into the DP scene. Lex in her pussy and Mike in her ass, she really gets fucked hard.  The scene concludes with her taking both loads in her mouth.  GREAT SCENE!  You can even hear the director at the end claiming he got 34 minutes of uncut sex. 

Scene Six Rating: 9.00
Starlet appearance: 8.75, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.00, Sexual Heat: 9.50, Raincoat appeal: 9.00

  Bonus Scene - Lolita Young (?) and one guy (Director?)

"BONER FOOTAGE" - 6 minutes of what appears to be Lolita sucking off the director.  Lolita's hair is in pigtails but unfortunately, you really don't see her face due to the camera angle.  The director tells her how to blow him.  He pops in her mouth and she seems to worry about getting it on her clothes.  Not the best boner!

Everything Else

Behind the Scenes (Katsumi is interviewed), Bonus Footage, Trailers, Photo Gallery Web Access

Production quality (audio/video) is good.  The scenes are lighted properly and the audio is fine.

Last Word & Final Tally

The scenes with Katsumi, Deja and Shai are top notch!  Also, the scenes with Roxy and Jay are solid as well, so you won't be to disappointed with this title!  Overall, Me Luv U Long Time #04 is something I would probably rent, as not every scene is above an 8 (my normal strict purchasing criteria!). The 12 minutes of behind the scenes is good but the boner footage just isn't up to par with past performance.

New (Experimental) SRR Rating Method:

Sexual Content Ratings (averaged & weighted 2x): 8.04
Average of all scenes listed above.

Production Ratings (weighted 1x):  7.33
Dialog/Story/Script: 7.50, Costumes/Clothing: 7.50, Location: 7.00

Technical Ratings (weighted 1x):  8.13

Camerawork: 8.00, Video Quality: 8.00, Audio Quality: 8.00, DVD Extras: 8.50

Overall Rating:  7.88 out of 10.00

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Second Opinion?

Den sez this title is "good Asian action with a nice cast of girls."  Overall rating:  8.93 out of 10.00.  (CAVR)

Rog rated this movie an "A" and called this his "favorite raincoat lines and absolute favorite Asian line on the market."  His glowing praise continued, calling it an "exceptionally strong raincoat movie", praising Lolita ("outstanding"), Katsumi ("high energy"), Deja Chan ("hot & wild woman"), and Roxy ("freak & nastiest fuck").  Even with all that, surprising, he cited Shai as his favorite!  (DVD Porn Reviews) 

WCA wrote, there are a "couple of good scenes here", but watching Lolita was a "displeasure".  He was impressed with Katsumi and Shai.  Overall rating:  8 out of 10.

Review Date: 01.17.05, Edited and posted 06.11.05

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