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Baker's Dozen #02

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 Category  Wall to Wall / Gonzo 
 Director  Brandon Iron
 Themes  bukkake, anal sex, a2m, blowjobs, gagging, cum eating
 Production or Street Date  07.21.04 date of production, released 10.19.04
 Released By  Michael Stefano Productions in association with Platinum X Pictures
 Available Formats  VHS & DVD (DVD version reviewed)
 Running Time  2:20 minutes plus about xx minutes of bonus footage (bonus, bts, photo shoots)
 Source and Price Paid  DVD courtesy of Platinum X Pictures
 Box Cover Quote  "89 Frosty Facials!  Gorgeous faces become glazed donuts!"   

Synopsis

This video is built around the premise that a dozen guys plus one will be giving some girls a glazing. It achieves this goal and much more. The dvd menu not only covers the movie, extras and scene selection, but also a bonus scene, photo gallery, photo shoot, behind the scenes, website, more tease, director’s bio and trailers.

What's Hot

Very good quality production and good looking girls. The camera angles get the job done well. Lots of cum spewed all over the target areas. Watching the chicks lick the cum off at the end of several of the scenes was an added, very hot, bonus. The girls did not act, either. They just got a lot of sex and were really into it.


The anal scenes were done with gusto. No weaklings here. They were strong on demanding a good anal reaming and much more.

The strongest point I found was the fact that there was no wasted footage. Every moment was valuable. No boring segments. Every minute during the movie was worth paying for. I didn’t feel like skipping ahead and that is unusual.

What's Not

Not much to say here. In some of the scenes where the girls ate cum, one of the girls usually didn’t eat much after the first bite or two, and the eating scenes could have been a little longer. Some appeared to have been cut in the middle.

Play By Play

Below is a detailed description of each scene:

  Scene One -  Trista Post with 13 guys (Tony Ribas)

Trista starts out in a fancy living room on a couch and she is wearing a sun outfit consisting of a black mesh top a pink plaid miniskirt, high heels and black bikini panties. She explains the concept of a baker’s dozen where she is going to take 12 cumshots to her face. After a little striptease she sits back down on the couch and lifts her legs up high in the air and spreads both her butthole and her pussy so we get a great view of her upcoming work areas. After some time is spent playing with her holes and getting us warmed up a number of men show up. She starts by deep throating the first guy, then she sucks a few of them to get things going. She is kneeling in front of the couch and the men are positioned around her so her mouth can easily reach most of them quickly for a brief suck. She likes heavy deep thrusts and can take a whollop and keep going. This is more throat fucking than mouth fucking, but she loves it and so do the guys. Eventually is is cream pie time and they start to shoot their wads on her face. The load is big enough that the drippings start to dribble onto her breasts. After her face is fully glazed she wipes it off into her mouth and eats it by swallowing. After a few swallows Tony Ribas drops by as the 13th member of the baker’s dozen. They are alone by the couch on the floor and she gives him some reverse cowgirl vaginal sex. He removers her shoes and they continue like rabbits. After some cowgirl sex it is time for some spooning anal. This is followed by some a2m and some deep throat action. He takes her every which way, especially with lots of doggie anal, and some gapes thrown in. She loves it all, too. Just before cumming in her asshole he pulls out and spews her face good. She employs her favorite clean-up method by wiping it off and eating it. After she thanks us for the baker’s dozen the camera fades to the next scene. Trista did no acting here that I can tell. It was all pure sex! This is the way dvd whores ought to be!

Scene One Rating: 9.00
Starlet appearance: 8.50, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.50, Sexual Heat: 9.00, Raincoat appeal: 9.00

  Scene Two - Taylor Rain, Taylor Cross, Alex Devine with 13 guys (Julian)

As the scene begins she is on a bed reaching for a donut from a box of donuts. She is wearing pink bikini panties with white lace waistband. Julian starts off with some private time with her where he gets sucked well and probes her throat. The donut gets slid down his dick and she continues with her sucking project. The camera gives us a nice close up of her butthole and we wonder if that will be our snack soon. The panties come off and Julian gets some regular vaginal sex. Julian is nicely muscled and puts lots of energy into satisfying his lady. After a few positions of that he puts her on some cushions and positions her for some doggie anal and rear entry anal across the front of the bed edge. After some serious ride time they try some spoon anal and some cowgirl anal. Taylor definitely knows how to spread her ass to the max while impaling herself onto some serious cock strokes. Eventually Julian is ready and he rolls over on his back and Taylor strokes him to the end and she aims his stream at her face and mouth. She rubs him when he is done so she can keep his erection up and get all she can from the near empty cock. After swallowing she wipes the cum from her hand onto a doughnut and eats the donut, but says that was a snack and she wants the dozen. The camera jumps to the yard where her panties are back on and she picks 12 guys from a larger group. They line up and she bends over and puts some fingers in her ass for a show and licks the fingers. That’s a nice warm-up! She is standing in her high heels and bending at the waist and sucking the guy at the left end of the line-up. She works her way down the row, between squatting and standing, and makes sure all the guys are hot and ready. When the last one is prepped she peels off her panties. We then see them gathering around her in the yard where she is kneeling on a cushion. She works on each one to firm them up. Each one donates a big sperm load to help with her total facial. More glaze than a donut! After the last guy gives a nice load on her face, two hot topless chicks in pink bikini panties, Taylor Cross and Alex Divine, kneel by her, one on each side. They each lick her in the face and eat the cum loads. After a few licks they stop and another guy shoots his load on all three faces. Then the two chicks have a competition to see who can eat the most cum off of Taylor’s face. Literal sperm vacuums. Mmmmmm good. They even suck the cum off of her eyes.

Scene Two Rating: 9.25
Starlet appearance: 9.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.50, Sexual Heat: 9.00, Raincoat appeal: 9.50

  Scene Three - Taylor Cross, Alex Devine plus many guys

This is sort of a continuation of scene two.  Apparently the two chicks did not have enough cum to eat after that last scene so now they want their own action. It is their turn to be in the middle of a ring of guys and their throbbing cocks. They are still topless in their pink panties and now kneeling on the cushions in the yard. They work up the guys so that soon they will be receiving some fresh hot cum. The girls kneel with faces side by side ready for the coming hose jobs. After the guys shoot their loads the girls can’t see because they are covered in jizz. They have to lick each other’s faces to clean up. After a brief cleaning time the camera fades away.

Scene Three Rating: 8.50
Starlet appearance: 8.50, Starlet attitude and personality: 8.50, Sexual Heat: 8.50, Raincoat appeal: 8.50

  Scene Four -  Missy Monroe plus one guys (Manuel Ferrara)  

The scene starts in a vehicle driving in the rocky desert/coastal area, apparently in the middle of nowhere. We arrive at a beautiful, isolated mansion. Missy answers the door in her brown lace panties and matching bra. The two play around in the doorway with some fondling, sucking and poking. After they warm up it is time to walk to the couch and see what happens. Missy kneels on the couch, pulls her panties away from her butt hole and starts working some fingers in her butt. Manuel pleases her pussy during the ass play then rolls her over and goes right for the ass himself. He gets some reaming in while on the couch. They rotate positions but the theme here is lots of anal. Soon a group of about 30 guys show up. At this point the dvd menu calls this another scene, so see below.

Scene Four Rating: 9.00
Starlet appearance: 9.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.00, Sexual Heat: 9.00, Raincoat appeal: 9.00

  Scene Five - Missy Monroe, Kami Andrews, Julie Night and 30 guys (Manuel Ferrara)  

When the 30 guys show up and Missy doesn’t think she can take on that much work, the two chicks, Kami and Julie, start walking in from the background and join her to help out but it is decided that they should go outside. The girls all kneel down on their cushions on the porch and everyone is grouped for maximum servicing. They dish out knob jobs and hand strokes with lots of gagging thrown in. Soon the men are lined up in a two row assembly line and the girls work their way down the line, each doing 2 at once. When the men get worked up enough they start hosing Missy on the face. The other two girls keep the lineup hot and ready so that there can be continuous facials in progress. This turns out to be more than just a facial cream pie. It’s a multilayered cream pie. The excess dribbles down her front past her breasts but the guys keep on shooting and layering. She continues to beg and beg for more as the line moves on. After the last guy donates his load it is time for the two girls to lick all the sperm off of Missy’s breasts and face. After a brief period of licking, slurping and eating the camera moves on.

Scene Five Rating: 9.00
Starlet appearance: 9.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.00, Sexual Heat: 9.00, Raincoat appeal: 9.00

Everything Else

After scene five Missy is eating a donut in between getting facialized. After a few bites and a good glazing the screen credits start to stream by.

Last Word

Overall, an excellent disc for gonzo facial and anal fans.  Production is well done and the girls really put out. You would need a bucket to measure the total glazing given out.

New (Experimental) SRR Rating Method:

Sexual Content Ratings (averaged & weighted 2x): 8.90
Average of all scenes listed above.

Production Ratings (weighted 1x):  9.00
Dialog/Story/Script: 9.50, Costumes/Clothing: 8.50, Location: 9.00

Technical Ratings (weighted 1x):  9.13

Camerawork: 9.00, Video Quality: 9.00, Audio Quality: 9.00, DVD Extras: 9.50

Overall Rating:  8.98 out of 10.00

-- Bonzo

Second Opinion?

A customer at Adult Video Universe (xmarkos) writes, "One of the best movies I've seen.  Great girls, great guys, great faces full of cum.  It's worth seeing this movie."  Overall rating 5 out of 5 stars.

WCAR rated this movie 8.83 out of 10.00 and described it as an "excellent one for facial lovers."  The reviewer said there plenty of "solid sex" and was very enthusiastic about Trina Post ("This girls is hot!  Very sexy too!  I want more of her SOON!").

Review Date: 11.24.04, Edited and posted 07.04.05

Other Suggestions & Comments

On 07.04.05, the average price for this dvd was $xx.xx based on xx online retailers.

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