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| Category | Wall to Wall / Gonzo |
| Director | Martin Del Toro |
| Themes | pov, anal sex, a2m, blowjobs, gagging, rimming, gapes, toys, hole switching |
| Production or Street Date | 08.16.04 date of production, released 09.27.04 |
| Released By | Vertigo Video Company with EXP |
| Available Formats | VHS & DVD (DVD version reviewed) |
| Running Time | 100 minutes |
| Source and Price Paid | DVD courtesy of Vertigo Video Company |
| Box Cover Quote | "The graduating class of ass love to get their brown eyes turned blue by humongous, fat tube steak. While glorious gapes squeal from pleasure from the ham jamming, roughing up the suspect and milking the lizard is easy street. Ass stretching, starfish fetching good old fashion fun watch these tail-cutters get pounded by more than a large cock in stock, little cum junkies bring it up the rear in this anal bonanza extravaganza." |
Synopsis
F to the A is the second video from the new production company called Vertigo Video. The title infers ass fucking, which it follows without fail. There are five scenes and five girls featured here. The emphasis here is on raw anal and some oral sex.
What's Hot
The sex in every scene is hot including plenty of cock sucking and anal. An effort was made to present the sex in interesting ways you may not have seen before. Plus, none of the scenes had too much boring vaginal sex. Much of the footage was devoted to generous servings of ass sex in many different positions, which is exactly what many raincoaters crave.
All the chicks are hot and so is their clothing. They have a very fresh appearance and high energy level to boot. The starlets all work up to a state of frenzy by the end of the scene. Plus, there's plenty of dirty talk from girls who mean it. The studs performed well and were in good shape too.
All scenes start out with some hot tease footage where the chicks tease and play with their ass and then lick their fingers -- mmmmm yummy!
Excellent sound! The stereo gives strong separation all the time. You really feel like you are there and the girls keep begging for more different things. Also, the sound always represented real time actions, with no overdubbing. This makes for a much more authentic viewing experience.
All in all, a superior quality gonzo-type porn experience. The lighting, sound, color, camera work and graphic quality is superior to many other gonzo productions I have seen. This could have been projected at a drive in theater and still been hot. Good editing also. There are no loops and no wasted footage.
What's Not
The main feature could have been a little longer.
Some anal rimming and swallowing scenes could have been more graphic.
Play By Play
Below is a detailed description of each scene:
Scene One - Ashley
Haze and one guy (Otto Bauer)
The redheaded Ashley walks around on the back deck of a house overlooking a lush green valley. She is flirting with us waiving her pink dress about and showing us her goodies. Ashley makes sure we get a good look at her sweet pink butthole. She plays with it and then licks her fingers. It seems like a definite invitation to join in! I get the feeling from Ashley’s energy and the style of the opening that this is going to be one hell of a hot ride. My premonition proved to be correct.
She invites us to follow along as she walks around to the bedroom. There Ashley begins sucking and gagging on Otto’s tool. After a warm-up, she spreads her sweet, fresh, pink butthole and invites us for a drilling. While still in her dress she takes a reaming and Otto switches holes periodically just to be a bit dirty. With some exotic positioning she takes it beautifully. Every so often she gets some a2m so she can taste her own ass. With some doggie style anal with one leg up in the air she rides and rides. Then after some more doggie anal on the floor, some heavy sucking and some upside down anal, along with plenty of dirty talk from Ashley, Otto cums in her ass. She flips back upright and dribbles the cum out of her ass onto her hand, which she smears onto her face and licks it from her hand. What a lovely dirty girl.
Scene One Rating:
9.19
Scene
Two - Audrey Hollander and one guy (Otto Bauer)
The cute freckle faced redhead Audrey, wearing a fancy frilly black dress, after some flirting and flashing, says there is going to be some "anal love" going on. She plays with herself on a deck chair outside to get warmed up. Then Audrey appears indoors on a couch and starts sucking cock right away. Otto stretches her mouth and there is some heavy sucking and gagging going on. Then he heads straight for the "A". He switches back and forth between anal reaming and mouth jamming. Eventually he works four fingers into her ass and she loves it. After some doggie and some upside down anal she begs to have her hair pulled while being reamed. This scene goes all out every minute the camera is on. After getting a spanking and taking some hole switching she decides to squeeze her own four fingers into her ass, along with a cock. That’s gotta be tight! After a few miles of anal riding and some a2m Audrey takes a cum load in the mouth and on the face and gargles with it.
Scene Two Rating: 8.50
Scene Three - Ariana Jolee and one guy
(Alex Rox)
Ariana is on the deck near the pool wearing a patterned see-thru sun outfit. She gives us a tease then plays with her butthole. After licking her fingers Ariana says it is "sweet like fuckin’ peaches." After some more tease she bends over so we can sniff her butt while she spreads her ass cheeks. Then Ariana begs for a tongue up her ass. Soon she is relocated to an indoor couch and doing some strong sucking work. After warming up she decides to give Alex a rimming and to suck his balls. After he returns the favor, Ariana gets an ass reaming in the missionary position with her legs up in the air. Then as he drills she friggs herself and performs a2m. When cowgirl time rolls around, Ariana rides him on the edge of the couch where we get a sweet view of her sphincter. She adds four fingers into her ass and keeps on going. With more rounds of rimming, a2m, reverse and side anal, more blowing and rimming Ariana blows him off and gets a hot of jizz in her mouth. She swirls it around and dribbles it. That isn’t enough for Ariana however as she goes back to some hot doggie anal on the couch and gyrates as Alex gives it to her deep. Eventually she gets another load in the ass which she squeezes back out and collects on her hand. Then this nasty starlet licks it off and apparently swallows some. Wow!
Scene Three Rating:
8.63
Scene Four - Julie Knight and one guy
(Tyce Bune)
Julie is on the deck near the pool with a hot pink dress with bright green flowers on it. She gives us a show with her flirty dress. After playing with herself and a few fingers in the ass, Julie licks them off while talking dirty. Next we see her on that couch and Tyce is peeling off the dress and getting a taste of her asshole and going for some finger probes. He works up to 4 fingers and then offers her a snack of it which she relishes. Julie takes a turn at sucking him, gagging, deep-throating and spitting. She gets into some side anal and gets rougher as she gets hotter. Ms. Knight rides and rides as the positions vary, including lots of doggie side anal and cowgirl. She gets both anal and vaginal four finger stretches as well as some titty and ass slaps. After that her ass has been stretched enough that it is time to take a baseball bat up the ass! She is so turned on at this point! Julie is frigging herself and getting off on the bat in her ass while she is upside down with her ass up in the air. Amazingly she takes the bat in and out and in and out. After some more riding time Tyce cums in her ass. Julie licks up some of the drippings and cleans off his dick and swallows it. But wait, that’s not enough! At the end of the scene he reams her ass with his fingers and then lets her eat it. Oh yum!
Scene Four Rating:
8.75
Scene Five - Sharon Wild and one guy
(Anthony Hardwood)
Sharon is in the bedroom wearing a tank top and some micro-jeans. She gives us a tease and shows us everything. Sharon spreads her ass and pokes a few fingers in it and begs for a reaming. Soon the muscular and very fit Anthony Hardwood comes in for a sucking. She is quite a slobber queen as she gets into some violent deep throating and gagging and swallowing loads of spit, pre-cum and dribble, sometimes playing with it first. He eats Sharon's sweet pink butthole and then proceeds to ream it while she holds it open for him with her fingers. After some a2m cleaning she takes it anally in the missionary position with legs high and some side anal while Anthony sucks toes along the way. Sharon performs some upside down anal and holds her ass open for some heavy reaming. Then she gets it in the reverse position while upside down still and begs for some a2m. Sharon is loving it and drives on for more. She tries some reverse and reverse cowgirl anal and eventually rams four fingers in there herself. After some more riding time she sits by the bed and he jerks off into her mouth. She saves the cum and spits it out onto her hand. Sharon is so hot to eat this cum that she snorts a load into each nostril and swallows it down! She cleans up the rest by licking off her hand and swallows that too.
Scene Five Rating: 8.88
Starlet appearance: 9.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.00, Sexual Heat:
8.50, Raincoat appeal: 9.00
Everything Else
The disc includes the main feature, gallery, previews and bonus footage.
The production quality was superior. The color quality, lighting and camera focus were all excellent.
Last Word & Final Tally
Overall, a superior disc for gonzo fans! In fact, I would rate this title among the top five gonzo videos ever! The girls are pretty and all of them get really turned on during the taping. Their heated performances are one of the best things about the disc. The starlets are cute, but dirty girls at the same time -- the perfect combo for porn. I look forward to seeing more releases from Vertigo.
New (Experimental) SRR Rating Method:
Sexual Content Ratings (averaged & weighted 2x): 8.75
Average of all scenes listed above.
Production Ratings (weighted 1x): 9.16
Dialog/Story/Script: 8.00, Costumes/Clothing: 9.00,
Location: 8.00
Technical Ratings (weighted 1x): 8.88
Camerawork: 9.00, Video Quality: 9.00,
Audio Quality: 9.50, DVD Extras: 8.00
Overall Rating: 8.68 out of 10.00
-- Bonzo
Second Opinion?
Sleazegrinder sez this movie is a "real down 'n dirty ass banger" with "blown out half crazy whores". He thought Audrey's scene was the best by far, and called it her scene sexy but disturbing at the same time. Rated 3 stars out of 5. (Rancho Carne).
Review Date: 10.27.2004. Edited and posted 08.14.05
Other Suggestions & Comments
On 08.02.05, the average price for this dvd was $18.98 based on 11 online retailers.
F to the A received two AVN Award Nominations in 2004. The first was for "Best Anal Scene" (Sharon Wild & Anthony Hardwood). The second was for "Most Outrageous Sex Scene (Julie Knight).
Martin Del Toro describes his directing style as, "“crazy, hardcore, interactive, saliva on the lens, all kinds of fetishes, cum fetish, shoe fetish, feet fetish, pussy fetish, ass fetish. And can we add satanic?” (AVN article)
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F to the A #02 -- This second in the series was released in March of this year. It features more heavy duty anal action with Hailey Paige, Sandra Romain, Sunshine, Victoria Sinn and Desire Moore.
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