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| Category | Wall to Wall / Gonzo |
| Director | Max Hardcore |
| Themes | anal sex, a2m, rough & messy oral sex, gagging, submissive starlets, young girls |
| Production or Street Date | xx.04 date of production, released 04.26.04 |
| Released By | Max World Entertainment in conjunction with EXP |
| Available Formats | VHS & DVD (DVD version reviewed) |
| Running Time | 106 minutes + bonus footage (xx minutes bts & bonus scene) |
| Source and Price Paid | DVD courtesy of EXP |
| Box Cover Quote | At the Las Vegas porno show I find cute little Joselyn Pink ... I somehow get her up to my room for photos, and as fast as you can say "cheese", I'm drilling all her holes! |
Synopsis
Three girls are “tricked” into letting the porn legend Max Hardcore abuse there asses and throats. Please note, this is also my first time watching a Max Hardcore film so I may mention things that are a given in his work.
What's Hot
Everything involving Kami is golden. She is a very hot starlet and she gives her all in this film, easily outshining her co-stars with her performance.
Joselyn lets Max destroy her ass with some excellent gapes.
For hard oral fans, the movie has several good scenes with lots of gagging.
Every cum shot is amazing on this film.
Very good quality video and audio.
The DVD extras are great as well.
What's Not
At times, Joselyn Pink and Desire both give bland performances -- especially relative to Kami.
Personally the acting like a five year old doesn’t do it for me, it’s distracting. I have no time for girls to sing Mary had a Little Lamb or Row Row Row your boat.
The previews of the other Max Films are put together into a giant montage instead of jerk-sized portions.
Play By Play
Below is a detailed description of each scene:
Scene One - Joselyn
Pink and one guy (Max
Hardcore)
Sex Checklist: oral, gagging, handjob, straight, anal, A2M, toys, DP
Max gets to his hotel room and orders himself a stripper who turns out to be Joselyn Pink in a yellow bikini top and blue bottom. The look isn’t very flattering for the too skinny starlet. Max doesn’t waste any time getting her bottoms around her ankles and gently bending her in half for a fuck. He quickly bores of this though and has Joselyn gasping as she gives an uninspired blowjob. The script is bad enough to detract from the scene itself. It’s hard to listen to Joselyn pretend to be a 7th grader impressing her daddy. She eventually manages to get slobber all over her face during an upside down throat fuck. The camera work is a little shoddy too with some shots of her panties hanging on her ankle as she’s getting fucked or close ups of her cunt while she’s giving head. At one point during the reverse anal cowgirl she calls her friend on her phone to tell her that she’s a model and stripper. There is no excuse for singing “Row Row Row your Boat” during a scene. On the good side there are several good gapes and A2Ms. He briefly brings out a pink dildo to fuck her cunt for an artificial DP. He spits into her gaping asshole during the anal pile driver, he teaches her to choke on her own fingers as he cums on her face. The cum shot is great with gobs of jizz hanging from her face but the rest. The scene ends with her asking for payment and him throwing her three coins that she happily accepts.
Scene One Rating:
8.00
Scene
Two - Desire Munroe and one guy (Max Hardcore)
Sex Checklist: Oral, gagging, anal, A2M, Toys, DP
Desire is an average looking blonde in a pink checkered bikini top and micro-skirt supposedly selling encyclopedias. Max comes to the door of his house and immediately begins checking out Braceface. Before long she’s stroking his cock and he’s toying with her nipples. Right there on the porch she goes to her knees and starts gagging on his cock. She doesn’t really seem to be that into it but it is nice to see the string of spittle connecting her mouth to his cock to her tits. He starts off with doggy style anal and she honestly she looks bored. He invites her into the house and the scene picks up some. He has her leaning back over the arm of the yellow couch as he fucks her face. The gobs of spit that coat her face after that are definite improvement. She give s a few more ATM’s and does and excellent job of licking his balls before he works four fingers into her whore hole while she gags on his cock. Another girl eventually comes onto the set with a pink dildo that she shoves into Desire’s cunt for the double penetration and to play with her in general. She’s pretty hot but bringing her onto the set brings her crappy dialogue. “Yeah Mister, she’s just a little fuck toy!” “She’s so tight!” We’d avoided bad lines until she appeared on the set. She doesn’t add much to the sex, she shoves her fingers into Desire briefly but that is really it. The cumshot is again the best part of the scene as Max promises to cum across her braces. He mostly hits her chin but from there he scoops it all into her mouth and she gargles it.
Scene Two Rating: 7.62
Scene Three - Kami Andrews and one guy
(Max Hardcore)
Sex Checklist: Oral, anal, A2M, gagging
Kami walks into Max’s room dressed in same pink plaid bra and skirt combo as Desire but it looks so much better on a woman of her dimensions. Short skirts and bras just look so much better on girls with T n A. Kami is on her back almost instantly accepting four fingers into her puss and then continuing to calmly hold a conversation. After he tires of that is on to fucking Kami’s ass. The lines are still horrible by the way. There is a good close up of anus as Max tries to push his fingers in through her cunt and out through her ass turning her literally inside out. They refer to it as the “ass cherry”. Kami is a little more convincingly stupid than the other girls but that doesn’t make it any better. After this Kami gives him great head gagging on it over and over again as she tries to get more in her mouth. Each time he hits the back of her throat you can see it in her eyes and hear it when she coughs. For a while he gags her on his fingers then she gags herself as he returns to fucking her in the ass. Kami looks great with her hair in braids and her skirt bunched up around her stomach. When she is leaned over the back out of arm of the couch her face literally gets coated in her saliva and it is great. Streams of spittle hang from her face as she blow bubbles through her nose. She complains about it being messy and that she’s having trouble breathing. Its sad to watch her nearly spoil the scene by staying in character. When he moves back to the doggy style getting to see her faced soaked in spit is great. The pink dildo makes an unnecessary appearance for the required DP and a brief outbreak of song detract noticeably from the scene. Kami gives a few gaps but her oral is completely unrivaled on this film. There is a point where he repeats the “ass cherry” with four fingers as he fucks her asshole. The scene comes to a close with her gagging herself on her fingers as Max jerks off into her mouth. She gargles his cum then swallows and then goes back letting him fuck her face.
Scene Three Rating:
8.88Everything Else
The movie begins with footage of Max at the Adult Entertainment Expo. He gives a few brief interviews, and we get a brief glimpse of Mike Tyson along with some other starlets. Check out Tyson's tribal face tattoo! I found this footage to be very entertaining. You aren’t bored as with some behind the scenes shorts or porno blooper reels.
Last Word & Final Tally
The scenes are a little too similar to each other in my opinion but the girls are all willing to go that extra mile. Each girl has something that sets her apart from the other two so one of them should appeal to your specific tastes.
New (Experimental) SRR Rating Method:
Sexual Content Ratings (averaged & weighted 2x): 8.16
Average of all scenes listed above.
Production Ratings (weighted 1x): 7.66
Dialog/Story/Script: 6.50, Costumes/Clothing: 8.00,
Location: 8.50
Technical Ratings (weighted 1x): 8.38
Camerawork: 7.50, Video Quality: 8.50,
Audio Quality: 8.50, DVD Extras: 9.00
Overall Rating: 8.09 out of 10.00
-- Renald
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Review Date: 09.27.2005. Edited and posted 09.30.05
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If
this movie appeals to you, Snowman recommends:
Extreme Schoolgirls #05 -- If you like Joselyn Pink, she also appears in this Max title, also from 2004. APH Lyla Lei appears in another scene. (2004)
Extreme Schoolgirls #07 -- This is recent Max title featuring Chiquita Lopez. It also has good scenes with Sativa and Asian hottie Lyla Lei. (2004)
Pure Max #16 -- Previously reviewed on SRR. This episode features Chiquita Lopez, Desire Moore and Barbii Bucxxx.
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