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Starlets:
| Category | Blast from the Past (classic title) |
| Director | Chuck Vincent |
| Themes | straight sex, oral |
| Production or Street Date | 1980 date of production, released 1980, 09.06.05 (dvd version) |
| Released By | Video-X-Pix |
| Available Formats | VHS & DVD (dvd version reviewed) |
| Running Time | 87 minutes |
| Source and Price Paid | DVD courtesy of Video-X-Pix |
| Box Cover Quote | "What would you do with three million bucks? Could you be That Lucky Stiff?" |
Synopsis
A classic plotted porn feature about a man who by banking error, gets three million dollars and travels Europe having wacky sexual adventures. The movie has a strong sense of nostalgia to it and will bring hours of laughs to anybody who watches it. It resembles the kind of porn you get on Showtime After Dark, funny, campy and sexy at the same time. Something you can watch with your significant other.
What's Hot
The plot, the music, the settings, the lighting are all excellent. The movie has a classic vintage feel to it right down to the quality of the film.
The sex feels natural all the time with out the purely for film raunch we often get today.
The girls all have a genuine girl next door feel like you could really meet one of these ladies walking down the street.
Every scene had me laughing from the absurd situations and the poor acting.
Ron Jeremy is in it and he’s hilarious. This movie also contains an entertaining interview with Ron.
What's Not
It’s relatively short and all of the sex scenes could do with being two to three times as long as they were.
Several of the cum shots happen off screen.
Many of the scenes feel incomplete because they only have oral or skip too quickly to the end. Most scenes contain only a single position.
There is a little too much plot considering that the sex can be disappointing at times.
Play By Play
Below is a detailed description of each scene:
Scene One - Samantha
Fox & Candida and one guy
Sex Checklist: group sex, oral sex, straight sex, tease, hand job, rim job
The girls start off the with a steamy double oral scene with the girls continually “fighting” over who gets to suck his cock. They work well together and again the dialogue is a good turn on. The girls get down onto all fours for the sex, side by side doggy style. The girls get into a few interesting positions, the best being Samantha on her back licking at the man’s balls as he fucks Candida. Even though it’s obviously faked the energy of her supposed rim job is really good. The cum shot is decent, especially for the era with Samantha taking a facial that he takes great pleasure in spreading with his cock.
Even the ending of the scene is funny with the girls adding up how much his free massage cost him in the end. Upwards of one hundred dollars and the look on his face was priceless.
Scene One Rating:
8.77
Scene
Two - Kandi & one guy
Sex Checklist: oral sex
This scene is happens simultaneously with the first scene, the camera switching back and forth between them. Kandi only wastes a few seconds getting down on her knees for a blow job. They only show Kandi a few times throughout the scene, it really shouldn’t be considered a separate scene. It is purely oral. The cumshot is non existent, focused on the studs face as he moans and cutting away without ever moving back to Kandi.
Scene Two Rating:
7.71
Starlet appearance: 8.75, Starlet attitude and personality: 8.00,
Sexual Heat:
7.50,
Raincoat appeal: 7.00
Scene
Three - unknown starlet & one guy
Sex Checklist: oral sex
This scene happens in the middle of a bar during a conversation. The main character is discussing what he should do about the banking error that took him from zero to hero and a girl just walks up and starts sucking his friend’s dick. She does a good job of slurping up and down on his cock. The lighting actually works well at the end because the partially hidden open mouth facial looks dirtier because of it. The mood set by the scene is great. You never even get a really good look at the girl. The idea that some strange girl would just walk up and suck your dick is great.
Scene Three Rating: 8.81
Scene
Four - Robin and two guys (Randy West & Ron Jeremy)
Sex checklist: oral sex, straight sex, group, fingercuff
When the scene cuts away Robin is getting fucked doggy style by Ron Jeremy and sucking Randy’s cock. The music is pretty good but the absence of moans or any real sounds at all from the stars is kind of. Ron cums all over the girl’s leg ending the sex. The scene itself ends with Ron and Robin tying Randy down for some S&M style sex and instead robbing him.
Scene Four Rating:
8.45
Starlet appearance: 8.50, Starlet attitude and personality: 8.30,
Sexual Heat:
8.25,
Raincoat appeal: 8.75
Scene
Five - Erica Richardson with one guy (Randy West)
Sex checklist: oral sex
The humorous conclusion has Erica spotting her father and screaming rape. At gunpoint they get a lot of his money. When he runs away the pair laughs at the stupid American.
Scene Five Rating:
9.12
Scene
Six - Verri Knotty & Kati Keene and one guy (Randy West)
Sex checklist: threesome, rim job
All three of them quickly undress starting up the scene. Like in the earlier threesome part of what makes this scene so great is the way the girls interact with each other. The dialogue keeps the scene moving right along. Seeing the one of the girls move around back for a rim job was great two. He ends the scene by cumming on the brunette’s rump.
He finally pays the girls at the end of the scene ending with a laugh.
Scene Six Rating:
9.12
Starlet appearance: 8.50, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.25
(Brunette)
Starlet appearance: 9.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.50 (Black
Hair)
Sexual Heat:
9.50,
Raincoat appeal: 9.00
Scene
Seven - Merle Michaels with one guy (Randy West)
Sex checklist: oral sex, straight sex
The chosen position this time is spooning and Merle looks incredible in the pale moon light. The lighting and the music elevate the scene’s quality from good to great. You miss the cumshot again with the poor lighting and cameras but it’s not necessary. This was meant to be a thing of beauty not raw sex.
Scene Seven Rating:
9.31
Starlet appearance: 9.50, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.00,
Sexual Heat: 9.25,
Raincoat appeal: 9.50
Scene
Eight - Kelly Nichols with one guy (Randy West)
Sex checklist: oral sex, straight sex
Like all the scenes in this movie Kelly’s scene takes full advantage of the environments natural lighting to add a special element you don’t often see. While the shadows do conceal a lot of the action they have an enhancing effect on the scene over all.
The pair exchange oral favors before moving onto missionary style sex. The music is kinda distracting during this scene but the sex is hot enough that you usually don’t notice. You can’t see the cumshot at all though, you’re only vaguely aware due to an abnormally bad patch of shadows and low video quality.
Scene Eight Rating:
8.43
Starlet appearance: 8.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 8.50,
Sexual Heat: 8.75,
Raincoat appeal: 8.50
Everything Else
There's a slide show here, but like most slide shows, I feel it is pointless. The classic trailers were definitely interesting though. It’s almost embarrassing to look back and realize how much more creative the porn industry used to be. You don’t see non-descript bed rooms or motel rooms in any of them. Each location is interesting in its own right and the plots seem to be thin but real. Last but not least, the Ron Jeremy interview is hilarious and must be watched.
Last Word & Final Tally
They don’t make porn like this any more and that’s a genuine shame. The story is paper thin but amusing throughout. The sex scenes have a very natural feel to them though they are way to short in most cases. The music is very well done and the lighting is always natural which makes for some very interesting shots in and out of the shadows.
New (Experimental) SRR Rating Method:
Sexual Content Ratings (averaged & weighted 2x): 8.72
Average of all scenes listed above.
Production Ratings (weighted 1x): 10.00
Dialog/Story/Script: 10.00, Costumes/Clothing: 10.00,
Location: 10.00
Technical Ratings (weighted 1x): 8.25
Camerawork: 8.75, Video Quality: 7.00,
Audio Quality: 8.75, DVD Extras: 8.50
Overall Rating: 8.92 out of 10.00
-- Renald
Second Opinion?
Shortbus says this film is "pretty typical for the era" and praised Samantha Fox's scene, especially the "good facial". Overall 3 out of 5 stars. (Rancho Carne)
Review Date: 12.26.05, Edited and posted 01.26.06
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