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Starlets:
| Category | Wall to Wall / Gonzo |
| Director | Jim Powers |
| Themes | throat fucking, anal sex, rough sex, tough girls, midget sex |
| Production or Street Date | 04-05 & 05.05 date of production, released 11.16.04 |
| Released By | Powersville Inc. |
| Available Formats | VHS & DVD (DVD version reviewed) |
| Running Time | 120 minutes + bonus footage (bts) |
| Source and Price Paid | DVD courtesy of Powersville Inc. |
| Box Cover Quote | "If you don't ass fuck 'em, they'll kick your ass! Look, a real life hooligan! Look at the angriest midget in porn!" |
Synopsis
Four of the "baddest" girls in England go on a series of pranks that end in rough sex.
What's Hot
The girls are willing to push the package and do their best to shock and amaze us. They succeed more often than not.
What's Not
There are no trailers. The only extra is a Behind the Scenes that looks like amateur home videos. Missy actually pukes during her scene and Isabel Ice is absolutely frosty in this film.
Play By Play
Below is a detailed description of each scene:
The introduction to this film consists of an excellent collage of scenes from the film. It starts the movie off with a bang and the action is pretty much non stop the entire time.
Scene One - Hillary
Scott and one guy
Sex Checklist: Oral, deep throat, gagging, rimming, P2M, anal, A2M
The scene begins with Hilary dressed in a black leather jacket, fishnet stockings and a plaid pink skirt spray painting the word Fuck on some boxes. A man with a lisp comes out and tells her she needs to be disciplined and Hillary leans over begging to be spanked. Aggressively taunting him briefly before removing his pants and sucking on his cock. Within seconds she’s gagging, you can hear every time he gets past her throat. Listening to her suck cock is worth the price alone. The camera work is very well done making sure you can see his tongue tracing over her asshole. The amount of pure filth flowing out of Hilary’s mouth is staggering. The anal is nice and rough and she never skips a beat. We get a pair of P2Ms from our happy whore and two A2Ms. The cumshot is really disappointing after a scene as hot as that though. She really set the bar for the rest of the film.
Scene One Rating: 8.87
Starlet appearance: 8.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.50, Sexual Heat:
9.00,
Raincoat appeal: 9.00
Scene
Two - Audrey Hollander and two guys
Sex Checklist: Oral, anal, unusual objects, anal fingering, three way
It begins with Audrey and her two co-stars running down the street after she’d broken a window. And she is dressed in fishnets and a plaid skirt, it’s a good look for the red head. It quickly changes to them back at his home and after some playing she starts deep throating while the second guy licks her from behind. They abuse the giggling slut going as far as to shove four fingers into her gaping asshole. Beer is poured into her asshole and cunt which she then spurts out. Audrey takes a brutal anal pounding shoving her fingers in to pull herself open while he fucks her or so he can shove the beer bottle back into her anus. A later scene has her shoving the grip of a hammer into herself and sucking on it. The odd toys in this scene are really what takes it a notch above the mundane scenes you get in other movies.
Scene Two Rating: 8.50
Scene Three - Missy Munroe and one guy
(midget)
Sex Checklist: Midget sex, oral, gagging, puking, straight, anal
The first thing you see is a drunk midget sitting on a keg singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall it’s hilarious. The camera pans down to find Missy on her knees being slapped around a bit and forced to deep throat. Her anarchy cheerleading outfit is really cute and a welcome change from plaid and fishnets. She sucks cock till she gags and she actually pukes during the first few minutes. She barely missed a beat going right back to sucking his cock and licking his scrotum. By this point the singing midget is no longer funny, fortunately his singing is nearly over. She’s a squirter as he find out as he’s finger her. At one point during the doggy style position he pins her head down with his foot. The anal is quick and an honest let down and the final bit of her in the cowgirl is ruined by a dancing midget. The cum shot is nothing special but the little extra is kind of nice. After the cum shot the midget drops his pants and Missy crawls up the stairs to slurp on his pecker. I don’t really know what to say about midget male talent other than his cock is proportional to the rest of his body. Overall its more funny than sexy to see a man standing on keg so a girl can kneel and suck his cock. The scene as a whole is just a little too rough. I doubt it would have bothered me if I were expecting it but it just came out of no where.
Scene Three Rating:
7.50
Scene Four - Isabelle Ice and one guy
Sex Checklist: Oral, rimming, straight, choking, anal
Like all the scenes in this movie, the producers include a little story to establish that the girl is a hooligan. Isabelle seems to be drunk and snuck into a storage facility and refuses to leave. She’s wearing a mesh shirt and a pair of jeans. It isn’t the most flattering look for her but at least she didn’t take the beaten path of the naughty schoolgirl. Isabelle manages to goad the man into forcing her to suck cock. After all the other girls went so far Isabelle’s blowjob is just bland. The best part about the first bit of sex was that she left her shirt on and her pants and panties around knees. The scene starts to pick up when he wraps his belt around her throat and fucks her standing up. At one point it looks like she’s going to pass out. The scene is pretty bland and horribly boring in comparison to the rest of the film. In her defense she had a nearly impossible act to follow.
Scene Four Rating:
6.00Everything Else
The only extras on this DVD is a behind the scenes. Does anybody actually watch these or are they just put on to eat up space.
Last Word & Final Tally
This is a film for fans of Jim Powers or who have to have every gonzo film ever shot. I will also appeal to guys interested in the Hooligan "tough girl" and rough sex themes. If your not one of these people, then you may want to pass on this.
New (Experimental) SRR Rating Method:
Sexual Content Ratings (averaged & weighted 2x): 7.71
Average of all scenes listed above.
Production Ratings (weighted 1x): 6.50
Dialog/Story/Script: 7.50, Costumes/Clothing: 6.00,
Location: 6.00
Technical Ratings (weighted 1x): 7.00
Camerawork: 9.00, Video Quality: 9.00,
Audio Quality: 9.00, DVD Extras: 1.00
Overall Rating: 7.23 out of 10.00
-- Renald
Second Opinion?
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Review Date: 09.22.05. Edited and posted 02.05.06.
Other Suggestions & Comments
On 12.21.05, the average price for this dvd was $xx.xx based on xx online retailers.
I for one enjoy watching the "behind the scenes" segments and believe many other viewers do as well since they are often brought up on the discussion forum. -- Snowman
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