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Cream My Crack

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 Category  Wall to Wall / Gonzo
 Director  Michael Stefano
 Themes  anal sex, a2m, dp, cum shots
 Production or Street Date  xx.xx.05 date of production, released 12.28.05
 Released By  Red Light District Video
 Available Formats  VHS & DVD & VOD (DVD version reviewed)
 Running Time  157 minutes + bonus footage (xx minutes bonus footage + xx minutes bts)
 Source and Price Paid  DVD courtesy of Red Light District Video
 Box Cover Quote  "Cock crazed sluts get their cracks greased with man juice!"

Synopsis

Cream My Crack contains five incredible gonzo scenes with hot girls in great positions.  Four of the five scenes are group, two MMF, and two FFM  -- so whatever your preference, you can find it here. This title is a good suggestion for people into anal sex or group sex.

What's Hot

Tiffany Rayne and Haley Scott’s scene is completely amazing.

Plenty of hard anal action and a fair amount of gagging for the raincoater crowd.

Every scene is different from the others instead of following a tired cookie-cutter formula is often found in porn.

Annie Cruz is a work of art -- beautiful body, willing attitude and she keeps the volume turned all the way up the entire time.

What's Not

Despite the fact that Mya managed to make the scene hot without anal her scene would have been better with anal. Especially since the title suggests anal sex.

Nikki takes a while to get warmed up in her scene. Once she gets going she’s incredible however.

Play By Play

Below is a detailed description of each scene:

  Scene One - Cassie Courtland & Veronica Lynn with one guy (Manuel Ferrara)

Sex Checklist: Oral, straight, group, lesbian, gagging, P2M

The scene begins focused on the lovely rear ends of the both girls, kneeling side by side. The camera man begins asking them questions, instructing the two girls who begin making out and eating each other out. After a few minutes the girls walk over and find Manuel. Veronica starts the action off by crawling over the back of the couch and gobbling his cock upside down. The girls then start taking turns back and forth with Veronica making some great gagging noises along the way. Both girls briefly mount him in the reverse cowgirl before he settles into a spooning position with Cassie. We get plenty of pussy to mouth action as the scene begins and many great combinations. It’s very rare that one of the girls is just sitting off to the side waiting her turn and it isn’t just the girls who keep up the flow. Manuel isn’t above eating one girl out while the other fucks him which is a nice element for the scene. One of my favorite positions was Veronica on her knees doggy style with Cassie on top of her Manuel then moves back and forth between the starlets’ cunts. The cum shot has the girls in a 69 positions with Cassie on top. Manuel jerks off until he cums and Veronica happily licks whatever cum manages to slide down her co-star’s asscrack.  He even manages a double load for the girls and Veronica makes quite a show of eating.

Scene One Rating: 9.52
Starlet appearance: 9.50, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.25 (Cassie)
Starlet appearance: 9.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.80 (Veronica)
Sexual Heat: 9.80, Raincoat appeal: 9.80

  Scene Two - Nikki Nievez with two guys (Michael Stefano and John Strong)

Sex Checklist: Group, oral, anal, straight, finger cuffs, gapes, A2M, P2M

Nikki is on her knees playing her pussy. After a few minutes one of the guys walks over and cums over her asshole and then the scene begins in proper with her kneeling between the two men alternating between sucking and jerking each man off. Within a few minutes she’s on all fours get finger cuffed. The vaginal sex is very brief, if you blink you could miss it and move straight on to the ass fucking that makes the scene great. The energy is a bit low during parts of the scene because one of he guys wanders away and also Nikki just sounds bored. Like she’s reading her moans off a cue card. The DP in the reverse anal cowgirl really helps things out though. Her performance picks up noticeably when she gets two dicks pounding her and the simultaneous A2M and P2M as she dismounts the boys is stunning. A second double penetration and A2M/P2M combo follows right after that leading to some incredible gapes. After some more brief anal sex e get to the climax of Nikki face down ass up as both Michael and John cum on her ass, she then pulls her cheeks apart so some of the cum falls into her ass to end the scene.

Scene Two Rating: 9.50
Starlet appearance: 9.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.25, Sexual Heat: 9.75, Raincoat appeal: 9.75

  Scene Three - Mya Luanna and one guy (Manuel Ferrara)

Sex Checklist: Oral, rimjob, straight, P2M

Mya starts her scene off with a slight tease, of her shaking her perfect ass and the camera just drinking in the Asian hottie’s body. Mya plays with herself for a short while and then Manuel takes over tonguing her cunt, then rimming her. While Mya isn’t obscenely loud it is great to hear her moan while she grinding her hips and begs for him to keep licking her ass. Manuel dips his cock in her seemingly for flavor before she gives him a blow job and then the real sex portion of the scene begins. We get several great P2M shouts as she moves from one position to the next, one that really stands out is her leaning over so the camera is positioned between her legs. By the time they get to doggy style Mya’s face is glistening with sweat, which is a great look for the starlet. That is where the scene ends with a shot of Manuel then a few other men cumming over her asscrack till it forms a semen stream down over her pussy to a puddle on the floor. Despite not having any real anal action the Mya’s energy and filthy mouth carry the scene well.

Scene Three Rating: 9.51
Starlet appearance: 9.80, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.25, Sexual Heat: 9.50, Raincoat appeal: 9.50

  Scene Four - Tiffany Rayne & Haley Scott with one guy (Michael Stefano)

Sex checklist: Group, oral, anal, straight, rimjob, cumswap, A2M, P2M

Tiffany and Haley don’t waist a second with small talk or teasing, from the moment the camera is focused the girls are greedily licking and fingering each other. When Michael arrives they each take a side of his cock to begin the oral. The two girls have a great energy though as they move quickly to new positions, including an anal 69 plenty of rapid A2M action in it. The first group of cumshots is sprayed down Tiffany’s crack into Haley’s waiting mouth and it looks incredible. Especially the part where Haley starts blowing cum bubbles. From there it moves back to straight sex with some great intense P2Ms from both girls. A great highlight is Tiffany getting anally fucked while Haley rests her head on her ass so Michael can just pull out to fuck her face. The girls have an incredible amount of chemistry as they flip into one position after the other rapidly exchanging A2M’s between the two of them. Both girls give incredible head and really seem into the scene. The final cumshot of the scene is blasted down Haley’s crack into Tiffany’s mouth. Then held there so the girls can swap it back and forth in a cum soaked kiss.

Scene Four Rating: 9.82
Starlet appearance: 9.75, Starlet attitude and personality: 10.00, Sexual Heat: 9.80, Raincoat appeal: 9.90

  Scene Five - Annie Cruz with two guys (Michael Stefano and John Strong)

Sex checklist: Group, DP, oral, anal, straight, rimjob, A2M, gape, Finger cuff, P2M

Again there is no messing around in Annie’s scene, she starts off in a pink mini-skirt dancing for the camera and within a few seconds she’s grinding herself against her stud and getting her ass eaten out. Within a minute of that she has a cock gliding up and down the crack of her ass and a second after that she’s getting fucked from behind. The glass heels and the way she is pinned beneath her man really make her look incredible. Annie then takes it up the ass in the spoon position and again in a very sexy low doggy style before giving a gagging A2M. The second time you hear his cock bouncing off the back of her throat before she give him a rim job. Annie is a squirter too which she demonstrates right before the second stud joins the scene and starts double teaming her. Throughout the entire scene Annie keeps her energy and volume turned all the way up. She almost never stops for air it seems as her petite Asian ass is abused. The double team is only for a short portion of the scene before it returns to solo and ultimately to the cumshots sent streaming down her ass crack to vanish into her hole and puddle on the hard wood floor.

Scene Five Rating: 9.85
Starlet appearance: 9.80, Starlet attitude and personality: 10.00, Sexual Heat: 9.80, Raincoat appeal: 9.80

Everything Else

There is a behind the scenes and a photo gallery. Now the photo gallery is well done and worth checking out but not a great extra by any means. The behind the scenes is decent, a combination of behind the scenes interviews and watching the filming.

Last Word & Final Tally

All of the scenes are top notch and two separate scenes had girls that received a ten out of ten for attitude and performance. This film doesn’t have any wasted time on it, the teases are excellent. The girls are all very into what they are doing and best of all they are creative.

New (Experimental) SRR Rating Method:

Sexual Content Ratings (averaged & weighted 2x): 9.64
Average of all scenes listed above.

Production Ratings (weighted 1x):  8.16
Dialog/Story/Script: 8.50, Costumes/Clothing: 8.00, Location: 8.00

Technical Ratings (weighted 1x):  8.45

Camerawork: 8.50, Video Quality: 8.50, Audio Quality: 8.50, DVD Extras: 8.00

Overall Rating:  8.97 out of 10.00

-- Renald

Second Opinion?

Bono-ONE says this disc is a good premise, but would be better if all the scenes were three ways.  Best scene was Tiffany Rayne & Haley Scott.  Bono also praised Anne Cruz's energy.  Overall rating 3 1/2 out of 5.  (ADT)

Review Date: 03.02.06, Edited and posted 05.22.06

Other Suggestions & Comments

On xx.xx.06, the average price for this dvd was $xx.xx based on xx online retailers.

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If this movie appeals to you, Snowman recommends:

Cream My Crack #02 -- the second installment was released very quickly (March 2006).  The director changed to John Strong.  Lots more nasty footage of jizz rolling down ass cheeks but less Asian girls.  #02 features Tia Tanaka, Jenni Morrison, Kabrina Isis, Amber Rayne and more.


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