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Guest Flash Review (Renald)

Ripe For the Pipe #02

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 Category  Wall to Wall / Gonzo
 Director  Ricasso
 Themes  new girls, barely legal teens, European girls, straight sex, hula hoops
 Production or Street Date  xx.xx.06 date of production, released 06.14.06
 Released By  Colossal Entertainment
 Available Formats  VHS & DVD & VOD (DVD version reviewed)
 Running Time  110 minutes + bonus footage (xx minutes bonus footage + xx minutes bts)
 Source and Price Paid  DVD courtesy of Colossal Entertainment
 Box Cover Quote  None

Synopsis

Ripe for the Pipe #2 has five young girls hula hoop their way into your pants. Each scene starts off with a tease involving a girl hula hooping around and then of course lots of hardcore sex.

What's Hot

Young unknown girls was a good way to sell the teen aspect.

Good energy overall from women who want to be there.

Nothing is over the top so it’s the kind movie you can watch with your significant other. No gagging, no anal, no choking, no rough sex. Just plain old fashioned fucking.

What's Not

The only extra is a horrendous behind the scenes.

Poor ID, the only reason I know which girl is Nita is because she was in the Extras and they mention her by name.

Not a lot of raincoat action in this flick.

If you like gagging, harsh language, anal, ass to mouth action you need not look here.

The hula hoop tease that starts off every scene is very poorly realized, only one of the girls can even hula hoop.

Cumshots taken on hula hoops seemed more contrived than original and sexy.

Play By Play

Below is a detailed description of each scene:

  Scene One - Pretty Blond with one guy

Sex Checklist: Oral, straight, p2m

The scene begins with our starlet casually playing a hula hoop which is very forced for her and it quickly shows. From there she moves on to get her pussy eaten out for brief while before moving on to giving a damn good blow job. Her energy is right on the money, not over the top and gagging but not bored. Unlike so many other starlets she doesn’t neglect the balls. She seems a really fake once the sex starts off though, which is unfortunate because she looks great in the spoon. She captures it again with a truly excellent pussy to mouth sequence. The girl really loves to suck, its too bad she not nearly as into the fucking, because she’s got a good look. An interesting position was her “sitting” on his cock sideways so it’s not really any position. She looks fantastic at it. The pile driver is flattering for the girl as well. The cumshot is a bit of a let down but over all the beautiful blonde put on a solid show.

Scene One Rating: 8.68
Starlet appearance: 9.25, Starlet attitude and personality: 8.50, Sexual Heat: 9.00, Raincoat appeal: 8.00

  Scene Two - Pretty Girl with pigtails with one guy

Sex Checklist: oral, straight sex

The scene begins with the man working on his car while the starlet hula hoops and tries to get his attention, poorly I might add. There is a quick transition and then the girl starts giving him head. She’s a pretty good cock sucker too, but the camera is a little bit lazy and the scene starts to drag early on despite her ability to deep throat without gagging. The sex begins with her panties still on, just pulled to the side for a ride. That cowgirl really gets it riding him nice and hard before slurping it down and switching to the reverse ride. Doggy style is a position this girl shines in, she really looks fantastic taking it from the rear which is good because she spends a lot of time in that position. The cumshot at the end was pretty good as well, particularly since they let the camera stick around long enough to watch as the cum started to drip from her chin.

Scene Two Rating: 8.74
Starlet appearance: 9.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.25, Sexual Heat: 8.90, Raincoat appeal: 7.80

  Scene Three - Petite Blond with one guy

Sex Checklist: oral, straight, p2m

This scene begins with the starlet working out in a nearly transparent undershirt. When her co-star comes out she takes off her shirt and begins to hula hoop. This theme could have been made just for her because it’s damned impressive watching how her hips move with that toy. Its too bad that they ruin a good thing by letting it go on far to long with her eventually stripping down to nothing and continuing while the man watches her and works out. I have to give bonus points for the local; sex on gym equipment is fucking hot and watching her perch on the device so she can get eaten out. She goes at it when it’s her turn to suck and she looks damned good slurping on that cock so she gets no complaints from me there. The sex begins doggy style on the work out equipment, which leaves us with terribly little complain about, particularly with such fantastic Pussy to mouth sequences. There is plenty of pussy to mouth in this film; almost every time she changes positions or adjusts she has to get a taste it. The cumshot is great good use of the hula hoop, and a nice nasty load on her pretty face, all in all a quality scene.

Scene Three Rating: 8.98
Starlet appearance: 9.20, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.25, Sexual Heat: 9.00, Raincoat appeal: 8.50

  Scene Four - Nita Tiger with one guy

Sex checklist: oral, straight, foot fetish, p2m

This scene again begins with the tired hula hoop idea which by this point is becoming more of an annoyance than anything else. The opening foreplay though is nice a nice touch with some nice kissing, followed by pussy licking and some foot worship before getting to the blowjob. She gives a damn good blow job, good energy and excellent hand work. No gagging or deep throat just good hard sucking action to start off the scene. The sex starts off in the reverse cowgirl, and then oddly it’s the man that goes down on her after the first position, then gets reward with a foot job. We get some interesting positions out of the girl as well; a reverse pile driver is definitely new to me. Her costar goes down on her several times through the scene, a welcome change to the norm, but we only get two pussy to mouth fortunately one of them is a great cumshot that she drools all over herself.

Scene Four Rating: 8.73
Starlet appearance: 9.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.25, Sexual Heat: 8.75, Raincoat appeal: 7.90

  Scene Five - Brunette with braided pigtails with one guy

Sex checklist: straight, oral, p2m, 69

The last girl can’t even hula hoop, she manages it for about a second then gives up gets on the bed and started making out with her stud. From there he goes to work eating pussy. She’s quick to return the favor though and the energy is pretty good. The two of them take turns licking and sucking and it gives the scene a very genuine feel to it. Spooning is the first way to fuck the beautiful starlet and it is a very flattering way to start things off. From there they twist around into a steamy 69. There is plenty of pussy to mouth, action, and plenty of mouth to pussy action as the two can’t seem to avoid licking each other as they switch from one position to the next. The beautiful young thing goes through a good variety of positions, all of them good for the girl before bringing the scene to an end with a good open mouth facial.

Scene Five Rating: 9.16
Starlet appearance: 9.00, Starlet attitude and personality: 9.15, Sexual Heat: 9.75, Raincoat appeal: 8.75

Everything Else

I’m normally against behind the scenes, I think they are a waste of quality space on the DVD but this is beyond retarded. The Behind the Scenes then manages to be worse than usual by starting with five solid minutes of hula hoops. Seriously, I’d rather watch girls on trampolines. Then we are forced to suffer through Ricasso and his giant plush squirrel violates poor Nita Tiger. It shouldn’t be possible to mess up the basics this much.

Last Word & Final Tally

The hula hoop thing gets very old, very fast and negatively reflects on the rest of the experience. There is absolutely no identifying these beauties which is another problem with the film. When you are forced to ID starlets by watching the Behind the Scenes segment something is wrong. Only Nita really stands out for a special performance in this film. On the positive side the sets were very creative; the young girls theme was cemented by not knowing who any of the girls were going in. There is nothing rough in the film and most of the girls look happy to be there so it could make a quality couples flick, it has by normal porn standards a lot of pussy eating. In the end I have a hard time recommending a video that has so many mediocre scenes.

New (Experimental) SRR Rating Method:

Sexual Content Ratings (averaged & weighted 2x): 8.85
Average of all scenes listed above.

Production Ratings (weighted 1x):  9.18
Dialog/Story/Script: 8.75, Costumes/Clothing: 9.00, Location: 9.80

Technical Ratings (weighted 1x):  8.06

Camerawork: 9.75, Video Quality: 9.50, Audio Quality: 8.00, DVD Extras: 5.00

Overall Rating:  8.73 out of 10.00

-- Renald

Second Opinion?  No other reviews of this dvd are known.  If you spy one on the web, please contact Snowman!

Review Date: 08.29.06, Edited and posted 09.05.06

Other Suggestions & Comments

The female cast here is all fresh European talent.  (Snowman)

On xx.xx.06, the average price for this dvd was $xx.xx based on xx online retailers.

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